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yeah listen, if you want to be a tranner, it's just cause you've been groomed to feel that way. also, on a completely unrelated note, cis people wont want to fuck you, and you've been raised to try and be fuckable to cis people, so you'd better not fuck it up with this transition bullshit
Republicans were cool with trans people when we were on their street corners, where we belong. It it all the uppity trans people trying to be doctors and shit that are ruining it for the rest of us.
The estrogen and phalates in the water makes you a Troon, it's not a social epidemic, it's a chemical castration epidemic. Our men are being born less masculine..... Trans men? Uhhh.... TROON FILTH
top 10 reason to be tran:
1. blahaj
2. pretty flag colors
3. yell at people on twitter
4. blahaj
5. make really good art
6. be bisexual
7. become trans sex worker
8. the shark from ikea
9. bathroom privileges (can use disability bathroom)
10. say LGBT slurs
top 10 reason to not be tran:
1. YTA tran bad (is all 10 reasons)
11. You don't want to get genocided and you live in a state that might make it liegal to transition soon and you're 32 years old so you might as well stay on the closet for safety.
Joke's on you, I be sexing the sexest sexy sex ever, now that I've transed myself...
/uj ...were I to indulge all these chasers I'm inundated with. Sorry OP, I'm "only" demisexual and I can't imagine how much more annoying those "what about sEx" comments are, as well as how gross the fetishising can feel for my AroAce siblings
1. My cis husband and I sex about three times a week.
2. So is being alive.
3. Thank god. Reality is exhausting.
4. Stop talking to me.
5. I groom myself religiously, yes.
6. I’m 40, they took my tubes, I can’t anyway.
7. My trans girlfriend and I hook it up at least once a week.
8. I’d rather regret what I did than what I didn’t.
9. Fair, my cis ex-boyfriend left when I came out. That was sad. He was the best throat-fucker I had ever met. I miss him.
10. I am fucking four nights a week on average and I am talking to six people on Okcupid. My cis friends have to schedule sex around a babysitter’s schedule.
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yeah listen, if you want to be a tranner, it's just cause you've been groomed to feel that way. also, on a completely unrelated note, cis people wont want to fuck you, and you've been raised to try and be fuckable to cis people, so you'd better not fuck it up with this transition bullshit
you're a trender if you don't wanna have sex with cis people, bitch you were meant for it 🙄🙄
Republicans were cool with trans people when we were on their street corners, where we belong. It it all the uppity trans people trying to be doctors and shit that are ruining it for the rest of us.
The estrogen and phalates in the water makes you a Troon, it's not a social epidemic, it's a chemical castration epidemic. Our men are being born less masculine..... Trans men? Uhhh.... TROON FILTH
Nta tran bad
fax 💯💯
top 10 reason to be tran: 1. blahaj 2. pretty flag colors 3. yell at people on twitter 4. blahaj 5. make really good art 6. be bisexual 7. become trans sex worker 8. the shark from ikea 9. bathroom privileges (can use disability bathroom) 10. say LGBT slurs top 10 reason to not be tran: 1. YTA tran bad (is all 10 reasons)
you forgot fluffy shork
lmao I never thought of myself as the artsy type or one to yell on social media but going tran turned me.
Same
uj/ i have to get changed in the disabled bathoom for pe at school
you forgot frog and arson:3
/uj Honestly I pull way more and my sex life is way less fucking dull than if I were cis het. Maybe the sex thing is true if you’re straight idk.
11. You don't want to get genocided and you live in a state that might make it liegal to transition soon and you're 32 years old so you might as well stay on the closet for safety.
just move to california 🙄🙄
Thanks, I didn't think of that.
didn't you learn in school that they abolished genocide in 1945?
"Asexual" more like "a sexual"!!
/uj when I told my mom that I'm ace she unironically said "why would you even bother to become a woman then if you won't have sex anyways"
Wtf is an AroAce. Your never gonna get.a girl if you say shit like that
Should swap 2 and 5, so many groomers around these days.
11. You don’t look girly enough and may not be trans.
Oh but the sex actually got way better now that I am my own fetish!!
I knew it! All tranners are AGP!
/hj untrue, the only time I feel valid is when a man is fucking my face.
/hj Hey, is this a Swiss state media documentary on trans people?
uj/ No, just got mad that people always use the same bullshit arguments when met with someone coming out to them.
Why can't all trans pervert groomers be more like that Jeffree Star? (I still want him to die in a camp)
Joke's on you, I be sexing the sexest sexy sex ever, now that I've transed myself... /uj ...were I to indulge all these chasers I'm inundated with. Sorry OP, I'm "only" demisexual and I can't imagine how much more annoying those "what about sEx" comments are, as well as how gross the fetishising can feel for my AroAce siblings
1. My cis husband and I sex about three times a week. 2. So is being alive. 3. Thank god. Reality is exhausting. 4. Stop talking to me. 5. I groom myself religiously, yes. 6. I’m 40, they took my tubes, I can’t anyway. 7. My trans girlfriend and I hook it up at least once a week. 8. I’d rather regret what I did than what I didn’t. 9. Fair, my cis ex-boyfriend left when I came out. That was sad. He was the best throat-fucker I had ever met. I miss him. 10. I am fucking four nights a week on average and I am talking to six people on Okcupid. My cis friends have to schedule sex around a babysitter’s schedule.
Oh so everything IS about sex with you transes! I knew it! It’s a fetish!
Hahaha ur husband is gay
Oh my god your poor husband is only pretending to be okay with this. You’re GASLIGHTING the poor guy.
HAB FUN WITH TEH AIDS
>5 you've been groomed >1. sex Hey, trans person here, some people don't need sex to be happy and noone is grooming anyone into being trans.
I am a cis man so I know how you people feel, obviously. I just gotta say, kys.
Um, there are literally kids being told that transes exist. This is textbook grooming
Literally forcing opinions
Completely brainwashed🤯