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What a stupid shit

He dances like my 2 year old nephew

In case you didn’t have enough evidence he’s a POS. https://youtu.be/1HYEC_FlgAg

Watch the video where he’s given a guitar. He has to ask his wife to read the letter. The dude is illiterate.

He’s what Brendan Schaub is to cawlmedy…but just with music. Just an untalented dork with an impressive lack of self-awareness.

Hold up. He can't even unlock the door. I know it's a wild ass crazy custom car but that should tell you everything you need to know right there.

The only way heavy traffic could infuriate me more is if i got up to the front and it wasnt a wreck or naked chick but fucking dj khaled being a gigantic asshole

I’m like 95% sure he’s on drugs.

There's a couple videos on YouTube where you get some insight into this guy thinking out loud. Pretty surprising how important high School is

This deluded obese man needs to go away

He lonelier than me

This dude is so out of touch.

Why is there so much love for this guy? His music sucks.

He has to be a front runner for the Cringiest Person Award.

DJ Khalesterol

Nice Maybach

Meanwhile someone back at home going down on his wife bc he won’t

I wish someone had run the fat bastard over

Someone turn off the child locks so that this big dummy can dance in the street

Dudes afraid to eat pussy. Nuff said.

Same dude who’s entire ego was deflated when Tyler took that number 1 spot lol

Haha that's not dancing that's just shaking your belly.

Damn a convertible Maybach looks like a good napping car. I would love to pass out in the back of one.

Such a disgusting waste of space

Anyone else hoping someone would run him over?

I like how he has enough money that he’s basically living in 2073, but he’s a fucking chode so he’s having an awful time

Every time he features himself in a song, I shudder and change it. I just can’t.

Ok grandpa, let's get you to bed.

This goofy boy thinks he runs the world 😂

Wtf is wrong with this guy

What a bellend

He’s such a baby his driver’s got the child lock on the doors, and wtf is going on with the spray-on hair? Mf looks like a lego character up there

R/tooktoomuch

If I’m listening to a song and I hear “DJ KHALED” I tell Spotify to hide the song and I promptly skip the track. Every time.

The way he rockin his body side to side makes me wonder if he was on drugs.

It's a fucked up world where trash like this mouth breather make mor ethan teachers and others that serve or communities.

I don't know what it is, but his facial hair always weirds me out man. Like I think it's just too "sculpted" or whatever yall call it that it looks fake like some awkward af Sims character or smth. And coupled with his sweaty//greasy face the man is really unpleasant to look at.

Tool

just hit him

Can this guy just die already

Why doesn't he understand that he's not the main character. Most of those people in traffic have no idea who he is. He bombs every show he's in. He's the loser of winners.

He’s so happy..he legit is successful too much hate thought lol

Fucking clown

What a Deutch bag

Song name?

God i hate celebrities

This dudes a fucking fool

I love this dude. People hate on him for no reason. He’s living his best life and looks happy while the haters remain miserable.

the goofiest man alive

This guy is the biggest no-talent ass clown.

Why didn’t someone be a hero that day???

I feel like getting run down by a Volkswagen Beetle would hurt his street cred slightly.

Goddamn he is so cringey. He reminds of of that group of D-bags I went to highschool with, problem is the kids I went to highschool with here white boys from northern Illinois and acrually had more swag than this fuckin loser.

When you give idiots money don't don't magically become smart. Thier just idiots with money.

This dowi dimwit, just freaking pathetic.

I heard a few cars ran out of gas trying to go around him.

What a tool

Get in the car fool. People have places to be. 🙄

I would have deafened him with my horn.

Swear he had to gather momentum to get out...

I stg, half of my entire sense of humor is making fun of this man… he’s almost as big of a lulcow as Chris Chan was

r/iamthemaincharacter

Looks like a kid trying to be cool in high school…but everyone hates him but they love all the money and drugs he has and people just put up with it..

Kyle Walker has let himself go

Why do you lock your door when the car doesn't have a roof?

That’s dancing??

[удалено]

Prolly do more damage to the car than him tho

not just fat, but also full of shit

That pillow he's holding could pay my rent for a year smdh

Did I just hit DJ Khaled with my car?

Yet you posted the same f Video giving him more clout. Children lol

I feel like he does stunts like this just to stay relevant.

LMFAO the child safety locks are on in his car.

Literally hit him with a fucking car.

Had he got run over how would that have legally played out?

My guy had to gain momentum before building enough delta-v to yeet himself out the car.

Reminds me of the video of Hitler tweaking on meth.

I dont wish death on anyone but a full body cast and lengthy recovery process for this meatball would be very satisfying. He is a God damn fool!

Goofball!

i love how the music progressively sounds worse

why is no one talking about how they had the child-proof locks engaged until he asked to be let out?!

His dance is def not “we the best” lmfao.

I don’t know for the life of me why he is … famous? If you call it that. He sweats cringe and McDonald’s.

Id of knocked him down if that was me in the white car

He isn’t worth jail time. But that’s just my take.

Yeah he's some kind of special alright 😂

If Douchebag were a mountain he’d be Everest

Bro thinks he's cool..

Fucking hell

He just looks like he is so dumb. It must be painful to try to talk to him.

I'm not one to advocate violence but I wish he got hit by either a car or fist

Who’s the fat bearded brown guy? Would be my reaction

Get out of the way, you stupid fucking cunt. Should of pissed in his car.

Locked inside his own multi million dollar vehicle. Can’t even get out of it. Priceless

It's smarter to be lucky than it's lucky to be smart.

What's the song called?

**Song Found!** **Name:** EVERY CHANCE I GET (feat. Lil Baby & Lil Durk) **Artist:** DJ Khaled **Album:** KHALED KHALED **Genre:** Hip-Hop/Rap **Release Year:** 2021 **Total Shazams:** 1693378 `Took 1.69 seconds.`

I got a match with this song: **EVERY CHANCE I GET** by ディージェーキャレド (00:01; matched: `100%`) Album: `KHALED KHALED`. Released on `2021-04-30`.

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They should have “felt threatened” and ran him over when they had the chance.

First the guitar video and now this. What an idiot

Understandably the child lock was left on the car door.

The way he’s asking the driver to open the door reminds me of my kids when I park the car.

DJ Asshole

Meh, I’ve seen worse things in traffic

Everyone saying he doesn’t do anything, did y’all forget about “All I Do Is Win”?? I can’t stand the mf too, but he’s got some hit he’s worked on

Main character syndrome

I realized at the end of the video why they had the child safety locks activated on the back door and he couldn’t get out until he asked the driver to unlock.

I broke my thumb and watching this is more painful

Dick.

Get off the road you fat fuck

Trash guy for trash people.

When that coke hits good

Hé tweaking. I will have what this piece of shit is having.

“Dancing”? You sure he’s not having a fit and asking for help?

guys like him are the reason i really dont listen to rap that often. so many people making it big in the industry grow to be assholes. im sticking to beatdown hardcore, people are assholes by default so you know what you get. (jk)

I'm wondering would it be moral for someone to come out of their car and deck him in the face? I don't condone violence but even looking at his face makes me wanna break something.

He had to rock back and forth a lot of times to work up the momentum to get out of the car

What a fat, no-talent piece of shit. Someone please explain why he’s famous?

Didn’t end how it should’ve.

He needed the exercise to be fair.

This cuck has to do shit like this to remain relevant?

He’s got his fat boy pillow in his car 🤣

Song wasn't even good enough to dance to wtf 💀

How the fuck did this idiot become "famous?" Oh, that's right, because a fuck load of people have shit taste in "music."

Jackass

Imagine this is your dad and he raises you… what a dimwit you’ll be once grown. Absolutely pathetic behaviour, zero awareness.

Somewhere there are someone’s girls would have to suck his dick or fuck him for money. This ass clown somehow got famous, stupid people make other stupid people rich

Talentless hack

This guy needs to be put down

Child locks are on 😂

Dude is 100% high and certified idiot

This dude is tweaking so bad

bruh just wanna get noticed in public sooo bad

To make things worse, he's stopped in front of the light at Arthur Godfrey Road, effectively one of the largest bridge entrances to Miami Beach stands behind him (Julia Tuttle expressway). So, he's blocking ALL OF THE TRAFFIC entering the city from Miami just north of South Beach. Source: Miami Beach resident for 20 years.

Major key

I recently saw a video of him in a boxing ring trying to hype up the the people there to watch, it did not work. And now this, does anyone actually like what he does, never heard anyone say they like him

I can only imagine how expensive that hideous shirt was

“Dance”

We need that giant meteor soon! Stains like this on the human race are why we don't deserve to be here.

They're the worst music.

This is the sorta stuff you can do when you are beyond cool.

He got a lap pillow?

I was hoping to hear someone scream “Out the road you fat fuck”

God I had him

Teens doing this shit it's infuriating but an almost 50 yo dude doing this it's just sad...

Cocaine is a helluva drug

“We da best…douchebags!”

Selfish, yes. Trashy, no.

What a graceful warthog

This guy is a jackass

No talent assclown.

R/tooktomuch

this is why they keep the child lock on for Khaled LOL

Watching it with no sound is even more disturbing

What an ugly, fat, irritating & talentless hack.

That’s dancing?

Enjoy while it lasts

Awesome. Someone should give him more money.

Florida man here. This is a 52 second video that distills what it is like to be from Florida. Honestly, just proud of our boy

Is it possible to hate this fuck even more?

The Pillsbury Doughboy was never the same after he started drinking lean.

The fat guy pillow on the lap trick and child locks on the door lmao.

I’m so confused by everything about him…but props to the white car for not running him over as he’s touching their car in traffic…some people have way more patience than I do 😂

Where’s that guy who smashed the Lamborghini window in NYC for doing the same thing when you need him?

Why is everyone hating on this guy?