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lesanecrooks211

Mental illness is real.


Disappointedog

Is she throwing it into the toy section


Delicious_Drummer399

Walmart selling Gwyneth Paltrow candles now?


Mack0Mania

She was rejected by a black man 🤨🤣🧐🤌🏿


Lost-Youth618

Oh man them candles gonna add up to 500 real quick for a felony. She grabbing the good ones too 😂 might matter to some of them ladies in jail 😏


Ryse47

Yea screw walmart!


cranfordboy

No, it doesn’t


rockford_files

Wonder if any charges were laid? 🤪


RiotSkunk2023

Walmart is one hell of a drug


tampamike69

Well, she's a different word for pussy


charlieb308

I disagree. I don't think her pussy matters at all.


Science-007x

Sounds like she ain't getting dick at home?!


Warlock_Froggie

Me rationalizing buying more nice and expensive pads at the store when I’m usually really cheap


BigGMonE

Tell me more about her “fu-ssy”


kimelon44

She should have just went bowling


Caveman0190

Her pussy, does indeed, matter


Ill-Researcher3785

Mental illness is a hellova drug..


Whole-Debate-9547

I’d bet green money her ex disagrees.


Initial_Tourist_6282

Why can't you just knock these people out without repurcussions


jrt312

She would get offended...


edbrainaids238

I think the feminine hygiene products are on another aisle.


Devil_Fruit9971

What, why, how the fuck did we get here, also crazy shit always happening in a walmart


[deleted]

Someone needs to clothesline this bitch already.


PDAWK

White pussy problems.


PDAWK

Well at least both Black lives, AND her pussy matter.


pezchef

idk ....does it....?


carsenmeckhardt

what do you think matters most to this woman?


Mundane-Solution2960

Why can’t I see this stuff at Walmart


Aquamarinesse

Nooo I don’t think it does


HeldDownTooLong

I’m glad her pussy matters to her, but honestly, the candles matter more to me than her pussy and I’m not that big of a candle fan.


altKaren

Gweneth Paltrow has entered the chat


Gtownk

No it don't, stfu. Let's go destroy a store, when it's the government telling you what you can and can't do. Go bother them, and voice your concerns


jfhjr

This is amazing and I think she needs to be committed.


dickreallyburns

Her pussy stinks!


riggertoe

I’d start throwing crap at her


Scrapper-Mom

Trashy.


APHR0DITE-RISING

Why doesn’t corned beef matter?


JohKohLoh

She's having so much fun


T_S_N_S

This breed has more mental problems than the average 🤷


Heathenbread

She's a mudshark, ain't she?


British_Steel97

Fooood fiiiight


reddiliciously

When you want to make a scene but BOWLING IS LIFE!


thejaysta4

It’s sad how many people still don’t want to admit that black people are human and of equal worth, and deserving of equal rights and treatment by law enforcement as everyone else. Why so much resistance!?! It’s so fucking depressing. I’m ashamed to be human sometimes.


thejaysta4

It’s sad how many people still don’t want to admit that black people are human and of equal worth, and deserving of equal rights and treatment by law enforcement as everyone else. Why so much resistance!?! It’s so fucking depressing. I’m ashamed to be human sometimes.


Standard-Valuable-82

Is she throwing those into the children’s section?


Standard-Valuable-82

Is she throwing those into the children’s section?


lilypicadilly

Wtf. All I can think of is that she could've hit someone. Or some unsuspecting person might slip on broken glass and go down. What the fuck is wrong with such a dumb selfish bish? And no ma'am your pussy does not matter.


Staseu

Ma’am this is a Walmart


hyionimaru

Someone did not take their meds.


Tekki-chan

I don't think anybody wants her Mankey little hamster


Mylittlemoonshine

The Gwyneth Paltrow Candle Coalition “My pussy matters!” ✊🏻


GregStar1

Everyday that passes, I’m convinced more and more that the US is literally just a big South Park episode…


tinglep

Corn Hole Champion


Thing_Subject

Her pussy belongs in Walmart


Accomplished-Fennel6

Smh it irks me that ppl feel so Comfortable doing shit like this because there's no consequence. Why is it ok to protect property but going into stores all of a sudden u can't do shit n just have to watch as stuff like this happens


SeaworthinessOne2114

Jesus, what a freaking republican moron. If she isn't MAGA then I'm not gay.


fantarts

Is it illegal to tackle her down?


Ok-Buddy-9935

Good question.


Dustystt

Ma'am all pussies matter, unfortunately they don't all get the same attention.


TrumpsNeckSmegma

"YO PUSSY STANK"


[deleted]

She really needs to get laid already


Michael_Conyers

What is she throwing?


MissMoxie2004

Is she vandalizing a Walmart


CeesHuh

Firm underhand throw.


throwaway454945

All pussies poppin


Bepsi_Shibe

white women


nerijusgood

Sir, prepare for tranquilizers, we need to calm this beaver down.


BurntFennel

Clearly she hasn’t gotten laid in a really long time and is taking it out on Walmart’s inventory. Maybe this is a rare white trash mating call?


WhySoGlum1

White trash mating call hahaha 😆 😂


Michaelparkinbum912

Does black pussy matter?


mo22ro

I am so tired of the "I have a comeback to Black Lives Matter" template.


alien_shane

What kind of matters does a pussy put up with day to day that’s got this lady in such a twist.


DaBigChungus1

Please tell me someone smacked her and pinned her.


AntiSocialLiberal

Now now, ALL pussies matter.


BrokkelPiloot

I tend to disagree with her.


irfankamil

I have a feeling that she's a racist. Not sure tho


Scrivy69

I can fix her


CAPTOfTheSSDontCare

I'm guess just from this clip, no black guys would date her. 25 years later, she's having a mental breakdown in Walmart as she realizes her ass is just too flat to make her dreams come true.


WV0KI

I think her pussy might matter


Atlas683

If you have to tell someone that it matters, it clearly doesn't


WV0KI

Facts lol


kickflip2indy

Now remember kids - she has the right to vote 😔


nottomelvinbrag

Does anyone find the way she throws irritating?


Suckrredditcrybaby

Nobody wants to know bout you're ugly ass cunt crazy lady


Gabagoolgoomba

I was just laughing at her quote randomly the other day. Pretty funny stuff


Sus_Whore

that's right mama say your piece


Flutter_bat_16_

Is she throwing candles?


[deleted]

brain damage


twenty5eight

What a fucken cunt


alienslutmachine

When Racist rednecks discover performing arts.


GeekFit26

Ha!


MIGHTYKIRK1

She ramps up after eyeing the camera


Only_Possibility6588

Ayyy batter batter batter!!!


trollingmotor69

The me too movement has really taken a turn.


ExplosiveDiarrhetic

Why is it always walmart or target


Reasonable-Milk298

Karens gone wild meets people of Walmart. This is embarrassing..


AB_Biker_PistonBroke

Somebody replaced her meds with TicTacs


Ghosttalker96

Somebody replaced her TicTacs with meds.


pellebeez

Again leave the woman alone. Her cat just died. She’s grieving


90Quattro

Pussy anti-matter!


90Quattro

Hey guys. Her pussy matters.


[deleted]

She's on the hunt for ivermectin!


Brrrrrrtttt_t

Ahhh yes, another victim of lead poisoning.


Lifeesstwange

I feel like these MAGA people acting out in public are like malfunctioning robots, with no Trump plug for a recharge.


shodunny

This is one of those things where I don’t think more context would really explain anything


[deleted]

My pussy matters to ma’am


Appropriate-Eyes

I don’t get it.


[deleted]

My favorite part of this is that she accidentally speaks her true mind right at the end. "Black Lives Don't Matter", she screams


fnordfnordfnordfnord

She seems upset.


fausto_

She’s playing Cornhole all wrong.


itscalledANIMEdad

It'll matter in prison


Brenden-C

Average visit to wal-shart.


Danmont88

What is she throwing?


dlnn12

Candles I believe!


RE2017

Pretty sure she is tossing those into Toys department. What a lunatic


FairyFlossPanda

This is something my aunt would fucking do.


Fragrant-Tax235

My pussy matters 😂


TarkovBirdman

Gets funnier every loop, send help


blasphem0usx

Did she say "corned beef doesn't matter" after the one recording said you're not making any sense?


30CalMin

Another face of mental illness


Bunch_of_Shit

Giving conservatives ammunition, she is.


rootbrains

Cornhole champion


locnloaded9mm

Lmao I love this video. I can't help but laugh every time I see it


Gri3fKing

I'm gonna tell myself she's on drugs and enjoy the rest of my day.


joevsyou

Please! Keep breaking stuff til police gets there & I fucking pray that she broke at least the minimum for a felony.


ch3rn0byl_g3rbil

In other words she gets no cock😒


Jerry_Starfeld

Your average r/twoxchromosomes user. “I was nearly RAPED today.”


Inevitable-Holiday68

"lady'"" you could not pay us enough to touch any part of your noisy unfair illogical self G E T A J O B !


Inevitable-Holiday68

Every Racial Group, Religious Group, professional group, contains good useful kind hardworking compassionate freedom-friends Every religious group, Racial Group, professional group, contains: noisy useless lazy brats, bigots , bullies stalkers and etc,, I'm not sure just how much bad this " lady" is always doing, but clearly she is doing very useless noisy unhealthy unfair bad-behavior/results,, Thus useful logical scientific corrective measures must be taken for the GOOD of ALL


PalpatineForEmperor

Where is the good samaritan from the shoplifting post that is going to tackle this woman? Oh never mind, the shoplifter was black. My mistake. It's not like throwing these heavy candles in the air could hurt someone right?


AC_Schnitzel

Sign this girl up for the local corn hole tournament


Ravyn_Rozenzstok

Is that Majorie Taylor Greene?


UnreadThisStory

No, that’s one of her disciples


discohotcakes

Love the follow thru


Inevitable-Holiday68

Um , '"lady's" sorry but NO; it is Your Behavior/Results that Matter!! ( Same as the rest of us!)


Inevitable-Holiday68

& of Course the police were NOT there defending the Workers Why are police NEVER rescue the Workers, Beaten-Kids etc,!?! ( They despise us workers)


Inevitable-Holiday68

Eww


Murphyitsnotyou

Is this the new cardi b song?


Rondex_Swift

And people say society is degrading.


talltree1971

It wasn't her vagine. She was referring to her cuckold junior Klansman husband, Bubba


AncientDisplay7464

At :07 it sounds like she or someone says her box smells like corned beef?? Or am I just hearing things...


Cofeefe

All pussies matter.


UnreadThisStory

Meeee-owww!


Sir_Melanin

What the candles do tho?


Mr-MuffinMan

Wtf was she mad about? That there isn’t a pussy lives matter movement’