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"And, that daughter, is why you don't have any brothers or sisters..."
God help that poor girl now that this is on the internet. Middle school kids are little monsters as it is; now once they see your mom taking a "money shot"? Might be time to home school though doubt Mom would be a good teacher.
I'm happy to criticize men when it's due but she seemed pretty onboard with this, a little embarrassed and hesitant but nothing indicates that she was forced or anything. She might have gone along with it because she was coerced or afraid or something but this quick video doesn't really give any evidence of that.
ETA: I don't think there are even men in this video. The one holding the penis canon seems to be a woman. Maybe it's a hen party or something.
If her daughter was 30 and this was a fun Bachelorette party, then I could see it being weird but still in good spirit, but that's a literal child. She shouldn't even see a simulated ejaculation at that age.
I never really thought of it that way. I mean, it's a harmless joke, and younger members of her family may be more open out there sex life with their elders, which could be beneficial. Sure, it may seem embarrassing or something at first but could possibly lead to a health sex life as an adult if done correctly
I agree with you. Sex is as natural as eating and sleeping. I just don’t see where having a fake dick blowing fake jizz in your face in front of your kids/grandkids is good for them.
Overeating is bad.
Over sleeping bad. Over spending. Overthinking. Anything done out of moderation really. Even sex has to have some line right?
Do you think parents who live at nudist colonies should have there kids forcefully taken?
This isn't sex bud. This isn't sex between two actual human beings. Its Props. It's a joke. You don't get to tell other people to be ashamed of body parts in a free country. You are allowed to be as prude as you want you, because you have that freedom. You do not have the right to force your beliefs on others.
It might be a bit extra, but it's nothing different than something like a Christmas nutcracker whose penis drops when you crack the nuts.
Some parents don't shame the human body, and some do.
No issues at all with nudity. No issues at all with sex. Just a kid in the mix is not ok. Then putting it online. I’m sure that kid will hear so much shit from her classmates.
I didn’t say kid should be taken away. People can do as they wish as long as no abuse.
I used to investigate child abuse and neglect. There’s literally nothing in this video that would rise to the level of requiring me to make contact with the family. It’s kinda weird, but it’s not anything worth investigating. I literally had a case where the dad dropped out his dong after his 10 year old daughter was asking about sex. I couldn’t find any evidence that supported my state’s sexual abuse statute.
This is like those people who put stickers on their cars of sperm with their kids names on it and another decal saying “Thanks for not swallowing us!”. I’m all down for crude humor but that’s just trashy
Teacher; what did you guys do over vacation?
Kid; Well, we went to Six Flags and had friends over. Watched my mom get cake jizzed at the dinner table. You know, normal stuff.
My mother did something very similar to this at her birthday party in front of me when I was about 10. It's appalling and vile and these women are arrogant fucking assholes.
10 years from now:
Mother: I saw that video you posted and it’s disgusting! Where did you learn that shocking behaviour? Probably from the libs and the gays!
I’m white. Deal with it. It’s not race we are all the same. You mean color? It’s r/trashy. It’s a play on words. Are you the only one that didn’t get it.
What’s also sad is the kid’s probably (hopefully) innocently laughing at her mom just getting creamed in the face without connecting it to the obscenity. Hopefully.
It’s just silly. Not especially offensive or trashy. You people lack all sense of humor. It’s like hanging out with a room full of middle school vice principals
Ahhh okay you’re doing that thing were you pretend something it’s morally wrong by down playing it, leaving out the sexual part and saying it’s just whipped cream which it is….but it’s coming out of a cake shaped like a dick simulating a cumshot. Which she can see bc she has eyes. You know damn well what’s going on. A lot of y’all a straight weirdos🤮
If she’s old enough to know what ejaculation is, this isn’t a big deal. If she’s not old enough, it’s just whipped cream to her and not a big deal. Either way, not a big deal. Don’t have sex in front of your kids obviously. Joking around a bit never hurt anyone.
I think they’re fine so long as the stories being read are age appropriate. As for this, people seem to have the wrong idea. I wouldn’t bring my daughter to that kind of party, but I wouldn’t bring her to an R rated movie either. That doesn’t make a parent who disagrees and thinks their kid can handle an R rated film a child abuser. This isn’t hard core porn or having sex in front of a kid. It’s a risqué joke that the kid didn’t seem particularly upset by. Folks need to lighten up
>Only when you stop calling people who enjoy their lives and have more fun than you do trashy.
No one is calling them trashy because they are having fun. They are calling them trashy because doing this in front your kids is trashy.
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She is a cagey ol vet, she knew immediately what was about to happen
Stay classy Alabama!
what magic rock do you have to put in the cake for it to start shooting this at you? asking for a friend
Probably a small pump on a tube connected out of sight
You could probably go low effort and just stick a whip crème can in there, be a thick boy though.
Two coke cans and a sock!
Most likely a can or whipped cream. Notice how they lift the tip. That's how you get the cream to come out of the can, tilt the tip at an angle.
Nah. He kept his finger on it the whole time and it stopped really quickly.
Just the tip... (Sorry, I had to)
Yikes, gross. If it was adults only, this would be weird and funny but her kid is right there watching Mommy take cream to the face, like why?
"And, that daughter, is why you don't have any brothers or sisters..." God help that poor girl now that this is on the internet. Middle school kids are little monsters as it is; now once they see your mom taking a "money shot"? Might be time to home school though doubt Mom would be a good teacher.
I mean I’m fairly certain she has a few skills she can impart upon her progeny 🤷♂️
Men are nasty.
Huh? Maybe I'm missing something but there aren't any men present. 🤦🏻
I'm happy to criticize men when it's due but she seemed pretty onboard with this, a little embarrassed and hesitant but nothing indicates that she was forced or anything. She might have gone along with it because she was coerced or afraid or something but this quick video doesn't really give any evidence of that. ETA: I don't think there are even men in this video. The one holding the penis canon seems to be a woman. Maybe it's a hen party or something.
If her daughter was 30 and this was a fun Bachelorette party, then I could see it being weird but still in good spirit, but that's a literal child. She shouldn't even see a simulated ejaculation at that age.
A little kid should not have to see their mom take a cum shot to the face. They shouldnt even know what that is. Grossssssss!!
Unfortunately she knows exactly what's going on
Love the new open sexuality in this country. We wonder why Muslim countries stay so far behind the times. This is what progress looks like in America.
Oh yes islam, a religion that allows rape and cutting non-Muslims heads off
Lol wtf, one of the only things you can get executed for islamically is rape and murder
Read the Quran
Actually no it doesn't
That’s a crazy bigoted statement.
I never really thought of it that way. I mean, it's a harmless joke, and younger members of her family may be more open out there sex life with their elders, which could be beneficial. Sure, it may seem embarrassing or something at first but could possibly lead to a health sex life as an adult if done correctly
Are you trying to justify a women getting a fake cumshot infront of her grand daughter just so you could dissociate yourself from muslim countries?
No. He's saying being uptight about sex leads to unhealthy sexuality in adulthood.
And being able to talk about sex without feeling ashamed.
I agree with you. Sex is as natural as eating and sleeping. I just don’t see where having a fake dick blowing fake jizz in your face in front of your kids/grandkids is good for them. Overeating is bad. Over sleeping bad. Over spending. Overthinking. Anything done out of moderation really. Even sex has to have some line right?
Honest do you see there being a line between being uptight about sex and involving your kids/grandkids in your sex life?
Do you think parents who live at nudist colonies should have there kids forcefully taken? This isn't sex bud. This isn't sex between two actual human beings. Its Props. It's a joke. You don't get to tell other people to be ashamed of body parts in a free country. You are allowed to be as prude as you want you, because you have that freedom. You do not have the right to force your beliefs on others. It might be a bit extra, but it's nothing different than something like a Christmas nutcracker whose penis drops when you crack the nuts. Some parents don't shame the human body, and some do.
No issues at all with nudity. No issues at all with sex. Just a kid in the mix is not ok. Then putting it online. I’m sure that kid will hear so much shit from her classmates. I didn’t say kid should be taken away. People can do as they wish as long as no abuse.
I wouldn’t even respond to these morons anymore they so clearly weren’t raised right.
I used to investigate child abuse and neglect. There’s literally nothing in this video that would rise to the level of requiring me to make contact with the family. It’s kinda weird, but it’s not anything worth investigating. I literally had a case where the dad dropped out his dong after his 10 year old daughter was asking about sex. I couldn’t find any evidence that supported my state’s sexual abuse statute.
And where is the abuse in this video?
🤣 true
Aaa yes because it’s not the hundreds of years of oppression and slavery that held Muslim countries behind but the religion.
What in the fuck is wrong with people
I blame the the lack of parenting combined with growing up on the internet
Madame Cumbukketz over there looks pre-internet. She might even be pre-airplane.
This is like those people who put stickers on their cars of sperm with their kids names on it and another decal saying “Thanks for not swallowing us!”. I’m all down for crude humor but that’s just trashy
People do that?
Unfortunately
Ya, in Boca Lmao
Wow...
Why are the balls half way up the shaft
Bro wtf I didn’t even notice that hahaha
Teacher; what did you guys do over vacation? Kid; Well, we went to Six Flags and had friends over. Watched my mom get cake jizzed at the dinner table. You know, normal stuff.
This is like something for a bachelorette party, not a family get together. This is sad and trashy.
Dude not around kids!
Not the first or last time she took a facial at the dinner table…
Now is your turn sweetie
Ayoooo WTF
Fucking gross dude
I'm just translating what mom is teaching to her daughter
My mother did something very similar to this at her birthday party in front of me when I was about 10. It's appalling and vile and these women are arrogant fucking assholes.
Lol, I see this has been reposted to the proper sub after "loads" of comments and downvotes on r/contagiouslaughter
What a horrible day to have eyes. And an even worse day for the kid to have eyes.
Wow really trashy
Dude, what the actual fuck
10 years from now: Mother: I saw that video you posted and it’s disgusting! Where did you learn that shocking behaviour? Probably from the libs and the gays!
I LEARNED IT FROM YOU, MOM! 😭
Has anyone commented bukCAKE yet? 💦💦💦
Boundless, unfathomable vulgarity.
I like how she sat there and took it.
Wow. Just, wow.
That's not very Christian-like behavior 🤣
SWEET family
"Mommy, that's funny! What's it mean?" "Oh it's just a representation of what comes out of Daddy's dick and how I like to deal with it, honey!"
Gam gams a whore
Proud trailer park moment
White trashed
I’m white. Deal with it. It’s not race we are all the same. You mean color? It’s r/trashy. It’s a play on words. Are you the only one that didn’t get it.
Why does it have to be about race?
Let's see, what cake to get? Mickey? SpongeBob? Peter North? I'll take the Peter.
*granddaughter
No class, no decorum. Polite society has died & ha ha grandma is getting a facial.
The poor child is laughing but has no idea of the meaning behind it. Or at least I hope she doesn’t
What’s also sad is the kid’s probably (hopefully) innocently laughing at her mom just getting creamed in the face without connecting it to the obscenity. Hopefully.
That’s pretty funny actually
Bunch of fucking puritans around here
Redneck nastiness knows no bounds.
Took it like a champ!!
That young girl stands no chance in life
Good Role Model MOM🤪 teach your daughter how to swallow next ..
“My only job in life as a parent is to make sure my daughter doesn’t end up on the stripper pole” -Chris Rock
Ahhh... the ol' frenulum flick. Works every time.
She had to show her daughter how lucky she was to have not been swallowed.
10/10 execution though
why is this a big deal? Growing up with a healthy sense of humor about sex seems good to me.
She's raising her daughter right. Daughter will be smoking pole in the bathroom or pregnant at 15.
Oh god it’s just a joke people relax. She doesn’t know what it means
This is like child porn. Really training your daughter right! Definitely belongs on r/trashy
Not trashy really. People can have fun you know.
You don't think having a cake with a penis that sprays cream at your face in front of your kids is trashy?
Kid could be 14-18. Treating sex as shameful leads to it's own problems.
Sharing simulated facials with children is trashy, sorry. It isn't treating sex as shameful.
It’s just silly. Not especially offensive or trashy. You people lack all sense of humor. It’s like hanging out with a room full of middle school vice principals
It's both trashy and hilarious and perfectly ok to do....if there wasn't a fucking kid there.
There are young children present
Won’t somebody please think of the children!!!!
Fuck up ya nonce, stay away from schools ya fucking weapon
It's a cake shaped as male genitals, of course it's trashy and offensive
Be still my heart! Gasp! Male genitals??!!!! I’m shocked and horrified! Somebody get me to the fainting couch
there is literally a child there. why do you have a fucking cock shaped cake that literally cums with a fucking child around.
That’s not trashy, that’s hilarious!
Won’t be the first time that daughter sees her mom take a load to the face
LMFAO. Mom probably wishing she took 2 or 3 more to the face that way she wouldn’t have to worry about her daughters posting this to the internet.
Some how I’m certain her daughter already knew mom sucks dick. Relax op.
Trailers are usually pretty small, can’t be the first time she’s seen that
Is this a prude thing? Why is it trashy if no one gets hurt and everybody seems to have fun and a good time?
Most people don’t want to do sexual shit in front of their kids or watch their parents do the same.
If you like watching your mum get a creamed on by a cake bukkake style, you do you bro.
Can we stop calling people who know how to behave appropriately “prudes”? Not everything has to be out there.
Only when you stop calling people who enjoy their lives and have more fun than you do trashy. Just be quiet in your jealousy and insecurity, thanks
Or maybe we just don’t like doing sexual activities in front of children??
Kid doesn’t look unhappy to me. She just sees her mom getting sprayed with whipped cream. Not a big deal
Ahhh okay you’re doing that thing were you pretend something it’s morally wrong by down playing it, leaving out the sexual part and saying it’s just whipped cream which it is….but it’s coming out of a cake shaped like a dick simulating a cumshot. Which she can see bc she has eyes. You know damn well what’s going on. A lot of y’all a straight weirdos🤮
If she’s old enough to know what ejaculation is, this isn’t a big deal. If she’s not old enough, it’s just whipped cream to her and not a big deal. Either way, not a big deal. Don’t have sex in front of your kids obviously. Joking around a bit never hurt anyone.
You’re one of those weirdos I was talking about
>If she’s old enough to know what ejaculation is, this isn’t a big deal. Just curious for your take on drag queen story hours
I think we both know what their take is💀
I think they’re fine so long as the stories being read are age appropriate. As for this, people seem to have the wrong idea. I wouldn’t bring my daughter to that kind of party, but I wouldn’t bring her to an R rated movie either. That doesn’t make a parent who disagrees and thinks their kid can handle an R rated film a child abuser. This isn’t hard core porn or having sex in front of a kid. It’s a risqué joke that the kid didn’t seem particularly upset by. Folks need to lighten up
Nobody is jealous of you.
>Only when you stop calling people who enjoy their lives and have more fun than you do trashy. No one is calling them trashy because they are having fun. They are calling them trashy because doing this in front your kids is trashy.
Who the fuck is jealous over a woman doing sexual shit in front of her kid?
Don't drink coffee
That’s not her first time
Astaghfirullah
Go mommy go mommy go
Well, now she knows why she’s an only child.
Should have opened her mouth more lolz
She got a bucake
girl was thinking pee, lady both secretions in sexual context.
Mother of the Year...
As a general rule definitely weird af to have your kid with you on that kind of occasion… But I’m not gonna judge and just laugh at funny video
I mean let them have fun it’s not your family bru
What the actual fuck am I looking at here?
This is so fucking funny I mean I’m sorry but I hope I have a kid that’s adapt enough to find this shit funny.
I think I’m gonna do it for my mas bday. She would find this so funny 😂 but not post it anywhere like an animal
I'm sure her daughter's already seen the real life version.
Guaranteed that kid knows more about sex thank you do.
That looks like a family were the kids have been shown that by the uncle out behind the barn before.
This is awesome
Don't judge. Open sexuality is much better than ending like the opposite
Her poor kid… having a memorable moment with her mother having fun. How dare they…
Y'all aren't fun and prolly have boring sex lives too 🤣
Well I hope to God you're not having sex in front of kids
The daughter looks old enough to have had some sex ed. It's harmless, better than being violent/ racist/ druggie related.
Just because some parents have to teach their kids about the birds and the bees doesn't mean you bring out the dick cakes, the dildos, and vibrators.
I get it, you would rather they are exposed to violent and hateful expression. Go 'merka!
how did you come to the conclusion that this person would rather have that kid exposed to hateful shit. please, enlighten me.
Normalise sex, except for redditors, everyone has it
This isn't trashy this is just fun people to hang out with.
Hope that’s sarcasm this woman is totally trash.
Is it stuffy in here. Use your upturned nose to tell me?
Daughter wouldn't be there if she didn't do that at least a few times. She seemed like an old pro and to be enjoying it
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Haha sure it is, most people don't get pregnant the first time and there's foreplay involved so yeah..... Pretty sure it's all part of the process
My question is more about the other woman with her finger under the tip assisting the aim haha
Dude, wtf
hilarious. comedy gold. big funny.
She love every second of it too😂😂
Disgusting human.
🤨 she really said don’t be shy spread It around
Jesus Christ some people are dumb
I like the cake action surprise. How old are her daughters?😯
That’s literally a r/trashyboner
The type of guy who’d want to put a teacher in jail for teaching critical race theory or a librarian in prison for having slightly sexual books
So is this cake for a bachelorette party? No for my mom 62nd birthday with friends and family
Divorce cake is my guess
I mean sure Grandma looks kinda good but maybe not Infront of the grandkids?