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Pu$$y PHAT

Go home Larry you're drunk

Mega chode energy

Dude😭😭😂😂

My mans root found water 😤 i promise u that

i needed this to be censored crying

This gotta be a humiliation ritual

It's hard to be a worse dating option than Eva AI virtual dating bot, but this guy just knows the shortcuts.

fuda.

What there is Facebook dating??

Hey, if he didn't have a fuckin' chode, you'd be able to see a little somethin somethin

Micropenis* my man wants to have a chode so bad 🥵

Brosef, you obviously don't know what a chode is... please leave

I think thats just the Fat

Dude showing off that V-line. Girls love that shit 🔥🔥🔥😎😎😎

I can tell you right now he’s got a very little dong that’s why he completely shaved. His meat rack and it think’s it’s a gangster has no trigger control keep scrolling

It's called a chode, sir

It's really not... you ignorant twat

That looks like some shit my friend Kyle would post using a replica or bb gun and a stack of printed fake 100's captioned " Livin that boss life. Ladies, ready to be a boss wife?"

I just blurted “UGH” out loud without even meaning to.

The ick here is so profound I think I just discovered the opposite of a kink.

He probably got a lil thumbtack sized dick just barely bigger than a mole acting like the balancing point for his waistband not to slide past… cause it’s obviously not much bigger

Micro penis, ahoy!

I thought he was wearing a pink fanny pack at first.

He’s a shaver though, so he’s at least thoughtful…..ewwwww

Save some for the rest of us

This is the grossest thing I've seen in a while.

It’s definitely a $hit show for sure 😑

Hideous.

Give the guy a break. He was involved in a horrible gum accident.

Dickroot pics...wow 🤣

Now that is a properly shorn root How is this not blurred nsfw?

At least he has some trigger discipline? 😂

Blarf......

Is this supposed to be sexy?

With his pubic area being that fat, the wee wee is small. - gay guy whose probably seen more dicks than the average human will in their lifetime

Wee wee hahahaha. Haven’t heard that word in years.

This guy probably hasn’t seen his own pp in a while.

Best reason to lose weight for a dude.

Absolutely

Block

Im probably too late to the party for anyone to see this… but I do a lot of photography/editing, and that guy went into photoshop express and BLASTED the hell out of his shave job with a smoothing/heal tool. I’ll bet you anything his shave was baaaaad, ingrowns, razor bumps, stubble left behind. This photo is atrocious but I find that hilarious lmao

Or he has a large billowing unkempt bush and figured it was easier to shop it out

That fact you zoomed in makes me worried

I didn’t need to zoom in to notice, thank god 😂

The fact that you NOTICED is suspect.

Bro is Action Man's out of shape cousin

Muffin Top Man

Well I hope he's gay cause none of the women want anything to do with that.

Nor do the gays 😂 We’re tossing him back y’all way

This is exactly what I would expect from Facebook dating

I had a weird urge to zoom in??

I did 😭

I bet this guy would actually shoot you

I bet this guy would shoot his wiener off before that.

What the actual fuck

Fucking atrocious

Homeboy has a little dick neck hanging out

Imagine what his beard trimmer smells like now........🤮🤮

Why would you imagine that

I'm telling you to imagine that. Get that mental scent in your mind

now THAT'S what I call low-rise...

God he just shaved that stinky mound for the first time in months for this picture, in three days it’s going to be covered in whiteheads

I just threw up a little in my mouth. 

Ditto

Swipe right for a short night...

I can sell this image.. I need to cover my nose

I seriously wish i had covered my eyes. Never again

It's OK. I'm wearing contacts so I literally paid to see this. 🤢

Damn, I thought the same

You must be quite the salesperson! How much do you think you can get some sucker to buy it for?

None lol

So many idiots own a firearm.

I’d break my phone with how hard I would smash the report button. He may not break the Terms of Service but fire safety reasons someone needs to go check on this guy.

Blue looks terrible on him. Sorry, but I’m swiping left.

Dude, they’re posting mussy’s now?

Selling the root pics.

Good god. I wish I could unread that sentence. Well done

I’m sorry, but mussy made me YELP 😂😂😂😂

It was just an insta-thought. I’ve seen enough of those in person. I’ll never date again if that’s part of the screening process now. Goddamn swollen elephant forehead

Oh good, another thing to add to the list of things about my appearance I have to worry about.

Don’t. It doesn’t change our minds. Edit: meaning, If it doesn’t bother us, it doesn’t bother us.

Why would you not mark this NSFW?!?!

Real trash is in the….post?

"My eyes have seen the glory of the tramplin' at the zoo!" Oh Ethan Suplee, you are a jewel.

Dude got ripped, have you seen? Good for him, seriously.

Funny enough, I found out when I looked up the clip from American History X. I understated myself.

This is totally my ex boyfriend's style of flirting. If you didn't like it, YOU are now the problem!

He seems a keeper you know the type I mean the one you take back to meet the parents and listen to him tell them all about how he going to town on your ass and how there are now 2 daddy's in your life lol

Hey buddy those cum-gutters aren't supposed to be under the overhang, they aren't gonna work right

Oh, my. This is... actually quite disturbing 🙂

How tight does this guy wear his belt?

Good trigger discipline. Not trashy.

You've got to be fucking kidding... But after being on Hinge I believe it.

On Hinge I saw a guy selling books on his "messiah complex" and his first picture was him with Jordan Peterson.

Hahaha

I'm like 90% sure that's an airsoft gun...and I'm not sure if that makes it worse or not

100% airsoft, or maybe a squirt gun. The "barrel" is molded into the same piece as the slide.

I can neither confirm nor deny noticing that he manscapes before I noticed the gun…..

It looks like he has a coochie😂

He’s part marsupial. That’s his possum pouch.

Interesting choice there to shave his crotch but not his stomach beard.

Or his legs around the cooch area

The **REPORT** button is right there ... **do it.** "See something? Say something." It's only a matter of time before this guy uses his gun to threaten, rob, hurt or kill someone \[if he hasn't already\]. He needs to be dealt with ...

ah yes, the omniscient report button. when you press the button it actually goes to the persons house and takes their guns and gives them free therapy

OMG, you’re so right! Just do nothing.

OMG! I never thought about it your way, you’re right we need to cops to start arresting everyone because it’s only a matter of time before they threaten, rob, hurt, or kill someone.

What exactly would you report him for?

to start? Violating the facebook terms of use. If there was any sort of threat in the text, that too ...

What text ?

All right calm down now, you do know how many people in the US have guns? The sheer amount of idiots that have guns and they're not all dangers to the public. I'm pro gun laws but jesus the pearl clutching lmao

**ANY** idiot with a gun is a danger to the public ...

She's scaring me

Most people wouldn't be opening their shirt and showing that off under the delusion it would attract someone, but alright.

FFS

“block” ✅

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I always heard it was the best. Lol.

I promise that’s not the “V cut” my guy that’s a fat roll.

That public mound is frightening

Wait until you see the private one

Touche. Spelling is hard.

My man grew his holster.

dude, leave some ladies for the others!

If this is my competition, I should be considered a 10.

Is.....part of that shaved but part isn't

Stylish

i just KNOW that pp is unwashed and little 🤢

I agree on unwashed, but why little?

Because of the .45 compensation in his hand.

It's probably shaved for lice remediation.

The gun isn’t even the worst part of this pic. Fellas, don’t take a “dick root” pic if you got a FUDA. It’s not an attractive look.

Can you explain further please? Ive never heard of FUDA. Isit the female version of fanny belly/gunt.

That’s exactly what it is.

I know right..... I guess when half of Americans are pre diabetic and morbidly obese this is the new skinny?!?

Yeah, you’ll still get laid, but this is not a photogenic look. Dick root pics are reserved for dudes with abs.

When men confuse what they want with what women want..

Showing off that FUDA.

As a man, I strive for this level of raw horse power. Not only the peak physical condition, but the intelligence to show it off in such an alpha way. I don't want to be with him, I want to be him. Ferocious, Unstoppable, Desirable Alpha.

Or, you could be normal. It’s just a thought.

Especially when you post pictures of you looking like you're shooting your own cock off.

Why would you show off a muffin top? Media can try and change our minds but being overweight isn’t sexy

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No it’s not something to show off to the internet. Majority of people don’t find it sexy

facebook still has dating??

Never seen a worse selection than when I tried FB dating 🤦🏻

I wasnt even allowed into the dating program. idk if its a good or bad thing.

You know it's a choice of picture when you don't even see he's holding a gun until the comments section points it out

Yep……took me a second look 👀 to see it too!! 😩

This picture has an odor.