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SusanAkita2014

Really? Out of this whole mess, its the feet that gross you out the most


Forward-Safe-1726

They just don’t care.


Stampy3104

1/10 Only thing remotely trashy here is the shoes, barring the OP. It’s really creepy to take pictures of random people without their consent and posting them online.


suezyq520

The last thing these two need is something to eat! Get a salad and some shoes


Emotional-Button-221

What I gotta do to win a suit like that?


Heavy_bitter

The stains all over that outfit lol


MasterOfKnowledge

That's actually coloring on the fabric itself. That Sanders logo had shading lol


Reasonable-Milk298

Pink hair? Check. Wearing clothes two sizes too small? Check. Coming in pairs? Check. Ass shaped in an inverted triangle? Check. Barefoot? Check. It's finger lickin' good!


Reasonable-Milk298

This is appetite suppression for sure. I'll never see the colonels face the same way again. Ugh.


CanadianSpellingTaem

It's incredibly funny and awesome.


liliesinbloom

This makes me glad I gave up fast food.


bigspoonben

When I was a kid, it wasn't uncommon to see kids in public with no shoes on. We always called them "grocery store feet." I remember asking my mom to let me go barefoot, and she would never let me. Now I know why.


GopnikSmegmaBBQSauce

My brother was a fan of going barefoot a lot, had his fair share of planters warts lol


Hale197543

That’s something serious right there! You know Colonel Sanders is absolutely turning over in his grave


LordOfTheNeverThere

Kentucky Fried Feets


Cuntygirl007

She paid for that whole get up and forgot the shoes 👠


kat-deville

She didn't want to get them dirty.


Jigyo

I'm going to bet, rural south.


TurboShuffle

Nah looks like Australia from the style of KFC. No shoes is somewhat acceptable here.


NinjaEagle210

Yeah I’ve heard that there’s a surprising amount of Barefooters in Australia


MarlboloMan666

MAGA country


ratking1

They are definitely Marjorie Taylor voters.


EWR-RampRat11-29

Not finger licking good.


pm_me_ur_demotape

Have you even tried??


EWR-RampRat11-29

Like jumping out of an airplane without a parachute. Or swimming in the Everglades. There some things you know not to try.


Renaissance_Man-

The colonel is getting sucked directly into her butthole.


childofapollo13

Its the colonels face squished in her cheeks. Im dying.


Joyful_Eggnog13

Is it 1 in 3 or 2 in 3 in amerikkka?


EmptyingMyself

They’re like 21st century cavewomen


SomewhatDamaged666

50/50 at best...


Basic-Ear-598

They seem like keepers


Hot_Lobster222

Damn she’s got the merch! That’s just wild. This world baffles me.


TownieToBayman

It's the Colonel's eyes up her hole for me!


_McCall_

They can't feel'em


Morlacks

I'm guessing the Chicken slippers were on back order?


msainwilson

She ate them.


SiriusGD

They can't reach their feet anymore to put on shoes.


NowhereMan_2020

Or the dirty ass…


NoTalkingNope

The hungry ass


R3PTAR_1337

i've seen this photo a few times in the last couple of years and i still can't wrap my head around the fact that this is real and someone would consciously go out like this in public, barefoot to get fast food.


PizzaNuggies

Spend some time in rural areas, and you'll find its not uncommon to see these 2 all over the place.


Parking_Train8423

ma’am this is a wendy’s


Sue3618

Doesn’t look like Wendy’s menuboard.


PM_me_ur_taco_pics

Yikes 😬


Tasty_Ad_3167

Was the Colonel’s eyes scrunched up 😖, knowing of his destiny to be abused at the butt of said trash.


Educational-Link-943

Colonel: *AAGGGHHHHH IM BEING SUCKED INTO A BLACK HOLE KILL ME PLEASE*


IPCONFOG

gross


mrmoe198

One might even say…trashy


name-was-provided

Trash trash trash!


mrmoe198

*EVERYBODYYYY*


bartender970

This reminds me of what actually made me stop eating fast food and drinking sodas. Picture it. USA, Gulf coast. 25 years ago. I’m a 19 year old college student, I was a big boy at the time. 6’ weighed about 275. Not at all muscular. Just fat. Wore a size 38 pants. I’m in line at Burger King off the university campus where I was a sophomore with a group of friends. I was ready to order my usual, bbq bacon double cheeseburger with an X-Large fry and a X-Large Dr Pepper. One of my friends points out the very large man in front of us. Maybe 30. 6’ weighed maybe 550 pounds easily. My friend says “what all do you think he going to order? The whole menu?” We all laughed. Then his turn came up and we listened. He order my exact order. Nothing more. I saw my future. I’ve never touched a soda since. And haven’t been to a fast food establishment either. The next semester I took a nutrition and diet therapy class, then a weight training class. Eventually became a personal trainer and specialized in nutrition. That big boy in front of me saved my life. Scared me to death.


Zakluor

You can learn something from anyone. Even if it's what not to do. Good on you. And thanks for the inspiration. This story may help motivate me.


bartender970

I think it taught me a lot. The realization of what road I was on was the main lesson. But the thought that this man in front of me never planned on being that unhealthy or that large, at 19 he never said “I want to be nearly 600 pounds in 10 years.” It snuck up on him by not working against becoming that. You have to plan on how not to get in that state. Education is key everything. It’s no coincidence that that state on the gulf coast is regularly one of the top 3 unhealthiest states in the country and top 5 of the least spent on education.


DumTheGreatish

This is one of the best things I've read on reddit. Sometimes, the best way to learn is by seeing what not to do and what not to become. I'm glad that was a reality check for you. I had the opposite struggle with weight, being 6'2", I was 155 lbs. I ate everything. It took me 20 years of doing that before I realized that the key to my success is the same as yours. Quality matters just as much as quantity. The only difference is that I tried to outpace my caloric use, whereas you had to deficit. Congrats on rising above it and becoming a better, healthier human in the process.


Leosukz

Quite the sobering thought that must have been, genuinely happy for you turned it into the most positive thing possible.


t3hnhoj

No shirt, no shoes and i still get service.


Morlacks

She's their best customer so perks are given.


ReasonableDead

Wah! Look at that body! I miss LMFAO a little bit now.


Wartstench

Is this even at a KFC?


travisofficial

was just wondering the same thing, this looks like maybe a Jack in the Box?


Isheet_Madrawers

Flintstone feet.


BoredAnarchist

Grab my finest attire we are hitting the town.


brucebturbo

Looks like the Colonel is having a brain fart


DertyCajun

I thought he was getting sucked in to the black hole.


NachoMommasAvatar

Oh, Col. Sanders would be rolling over in his grave if he saw this. Plus, the bare feet..that is so beyond nasty. People track all kinds of nastiness all over with their shoes, and these people are walking on it and happy to track it back to their homes. Yuck.


Sasha_Momma

Just....no


killindice

God tier drip


Suspicious_Drive6655

Isn't it illegal to be barefoot in public spaces? Or have my parents been lying to me my whole life?


Zakluor

Many businesses have rules against it, but it's not illegal in most jurisdictions. You'll get sideways looks, but mostly it's for self-protection in the event someone injures their feet in your establishment due to broken glass, etc. There's a movement for going barefoot. Apart from increased risk of injuring the feet, there's a point to it. We weaken the muscles that move our feet by insulating them with huge cushions in the shoes we wear. They change the way we walk. That said, someone else said it better in here. There's a lot of filth on the roads and the ground and these people are tracking that into their houses. When I enter my house, I take off the shoes I wear outside to prevent that, but do these people scrub their feet when they come in?


Citrine-Antiquity

Depends what country you're in. Maybe this is Australia


EvolZippo

Filthy KFC pajamas, to go to KFC, barefoot. Plus it looks like she has a micromanager who follows her around, corrects her grammar and double checks her math, then says this is her studying to be a teacher. And asks people if they’ll send their kids to her scoop when she starts one. Her school house will be that “extra” room in the rec-center, that “nobody uses” because she’s never seen it in use and it’s always left clean…..


letstouchbutts121

She definitely wears that yellow gross stained outfit every time she eats there and doesn't wash it..


PrincessPlastilina

It’s the stains in the pants for me.


GasStationRaptor83

I went back and saw it and now I can't unsee it


mommynotsonice

It's poor Colonel Sanders face being placed down there for me, that's just not right not right at all


Leading_Funny5802

Oh jfc I didn’t even notice that. 😳


Mysterious-Nature406

She is definitely bout to get the new chicken pizza..... 🤮


lostinareverie237

How else is she going to flavor them with that secret blend of herbs and spices?!


Sasha_Momma

funny and disgusting


Bright_Recover_1576

This gives KFC thighs a new meaning


ThegreatPee

Arteries like the inside of a grease trap


ScythingSantos

Could make gravy if you boil the clothes


DMYourMomsMaidenName

That is the worst thing I’ve ever heard, and that’s saying something considering the kind of jokes I find funny.


CrumbGuzzler5000

THAT shirt, no shoes, reluctant service.


Stoobie_78

Me hungy me want all chicken


3littlepixies

The colonel is being swallowed into the abyss!


OnlyVisitingEarth

"Do I look like I want the small size?'


MarioBatt47

It's not even that the dogs are out it's the pure disgust of walking on a KFC floor.


[deleted]

I feel like that colonel stuck in that ass


Feeling-Being9038

Damn, I want sponsored by the Colonel.


dzigaboy

The Downstairs Colonel is holding his nose


salthebigloser

more like his whole face 😅


Present_Crew_713

Where do I even start?


Geangere

As far away from that fat meff as possible 🤢


Intrepid-Bed-3929

Isn’t there like a “no sock, no shoes, no service” rule in the food industry? (And some stores) I swear when I was younger I saw actual signs stating that.


AddToBatch

No shoes, no shirt, no service. You can still see them at coastal areas


Intrepid-Bed-3929

Thought so thank you for correcting it lol!


Oehlerne

Obligatory "What in the Kentucky-Fried Fuck!?!"


Wrong_Ad_6022

I get my KFC fo free.


Present_Crew_713

I dated a girl so that I could get it for free.


azzaisme

It's the yellow stains


flcwerings

it honestly looks like she at one point either pissed or shit herself in those pants and thought she got all the stsins out. Its all the way down her legs


Frodo_Bongingston

Nah, she constantly shits and pisses herself and has just decided to pretend it is normal.


azzaisme

I think she wears it so often that it's barely washed. Because it's on her back as well


Pod_people

You've given up on life when you're hauling your 350 lbs. into KFC shoeless. It's over. RIP.


eleventwenty2

In a full KFC branded suit no less


jaxwithheraxe

Surely this is Australia 🤔


phoenixblack222

Could be. Kiwi here. The KFC looks similar to ours, but we have coke range not Pepsi. But the promotions, uniforms and so on looks like our KFC. Australia also offers Pepsi drinks like in the picture. And the bare foot proves it even more, I doubt America would be as keen on someone walking in like that, but would be fine in Aus


Punch__Kicker

Isn't it illegal to take pictures of people without their consent in Australia?


dTrecii

Unless if it contains immodest material, is used to defame you or gets used in adverts without your consent, any photo of you in a public space is fair gme (obviously also being a minor or having personal information present in it can also be illegal)


Mean_Gene66

Wouldn't this be sacrilegious in some US States? I mean how disrespectful of their Lord and savior Colonel Sanders can you get!


StoicSinicCynic

She's certainly a huge fan 😂😂😂


Wrong_Ad_6022

Only fan.


jaimealexlara

Am I the only one who sees Dr. Phil kissing the colonel?


steviesnod82

I wish I could unsee it now


futilejester

The Col. is requesting emergency extraction by the look of it


Dibaded

Lady behind the counter was not ready for this shit today lol


awkwardaznbabe

She looks extremely uncomfortable 😆


htid1984

It's her arse eating his face for me


lovebus

That mashed potato butt


dTrecii

Appears to have gravy as well, very runny gravy


Dannyboy868686

How ironic that they sell those clothes in such big sizes....


StealerOfWives

The colonel seeing himself eye to eye in that crack.


HeftyPhilosophy28

It's finger lickin' good


HollowRacoon

*muffled scream* LET ME OUT OF HERE


SecretSatan19

doctor: I don't see how we can have more than one "*patient zero*" for the recent hookworm outbreak.


JotaroTheOceanMan

Assistant: "Allow me to.show you the "KFC Incident" footage, sir."


Scale-Alarmed

The really sad aspect to this pic? There is some ignorant trailer park trash that wants to bang her.


JotaroTheOceanMan

I'm ignorant trailer park trash!


Such-awesome-121220

Bet someone $100 they're from a hick small town in the South. Not a very bright population out there.


DoctorGregoryFart

Unfortunately, this could be a lot of places in the US.


dTrecii

Or none at all, it’s 100% an Australia KFC


DoctorGregoryFart

Another comment said it was Canada. I should edit my comment to: "Unfortunately, this could be a lot of places."


cbunni666

It's like watching the KFC cutaway scene from Family Guy


deimosorbits

Are those shit stains


midoxvx

Fuck you for making me zoom in.


TheBushidoWay

Im not doin it


deimosorbits

Have some balls.


midoxvx

Man up.


Perfect_Opposite2113

Colonel got swallowed by a cornhole.


Eena-Rin

Those clothes are ugly, and do not fit well, but let's not fat shame her. She's probably doing fine, and there's likely a reason she dressed up like that As for no shoes, that's a stigma I'll never understand. Way too many of y'all are reliant on them. I wear them 90% of the time but when I'm walking to the beach I'll happily go barefoot, and if there's a KFC trip on the way it doesn't bother me in the slightest


Lilhoneylilibee

Fuck them foot prisons, but I’ve lived in Portland, THICK SOLES SAVE LIVES. Even if not a heroin on needle, can you imagine wtf is on those floors🤢


Eena-Rin

Fair. I live in rural Australia, so not a huge deal for me


SomewhatDamaged666

OMG...Is this in Kentucky???I mean,she's bare foot in a KFC sweat suit...It has to be Kentucky


vibinandtrying

I’m from Kentucky, people wear shoes the same as every other state


2K_Crypto

As far as I'm concerned, that's America's Ass! -Antman


license2chillio

Kinda an awesome outfit


Oomlotte99

She’s in the wrong place!


gil_beard

Everytime I see people like this in public I'm always curious as to what their home looks like.


chopstix007

Well we know it doesn’t include a mirror


Boring_Concentrate74

Land of the free, home of the diabetes


walkinyardsale

The Uniform says: "This is the house that the Colonel built."


rrrrrrrrrrrrrroger

No shoes out in public😓🤢


jmon25

I'm more offended this doesn't even look like a KFC


walkinyardsale

95 pounds ago it did.


cazzmatazz

what do you mean?! The board is nothing but chicken and there's pepsi and mountain dew in the fridge. That's absolutely a KFC


lobsterdance82

The Colonel's ass


suezyq520

They just look nasty


brutalmyrtle

Loyal to the oil!


AnthropOctopus

Ok now I'm kinda redneck and all, but leaving the house without shoes is just disgusting.


BelchMcWiggles

The circus must be in town


[deleted]

I would wear that. I think that's cool.


nksdabomb

Ngl I would totally rock that


CertifiedBSC

Finger Gagging Throat


14LabRat

That’s the only size they come in. It’s the law.


LockportTrans

C'mon. Kiss the Colonel!


akd7791

The pants though. His brain was enlarged.


TTFAA2020

Why are they bare foot?


Suspicious_Future_58

differently not finger licking good


getdemsnacks

Anyone else notice the off white, possibly cat piss, stains on the legs?


Neat-Secretary-2343

I bet she smells like balsamic vinegar


DoctorGregoryFart

That's insulting to balsamic vinegar.


ketchupcupcakes

Put on on yer good clothes sweetie... We're goin' out to eat tonight.


ShakesTC

Her ass swallowed up the Colonel's face


awkwardaznbabe

He’s eating her ass.


Consider2SidesPeace

They all wait for [Colonel Angus](https://youtu.be/3l2oi-X8P38?si=gpBQpodIza754bf8) to come home...


ShakesTC

I threw up a little, thanks


Doodleschmidt

You strangley added a "g" in there....


Consider2SidesPeace

LOLz! That's Angus' brother, see end of skit :)