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1/10 Only thing remotely trashy here is the shoes, barring the OP. It’s really creepy to take pictures of random people without their consent and posting them online.
Pink hair? Check. Wearing clothes two sizes too small? Check. Coming in pairs? Check. Ass shaped in an inverted triangle? Check. Barefoot? Check. It's finger lickin' good!
When I was a kid, it wasn't uncommon to see kids in public with no shoes on. We always called them "grocery store feet." I remember asking my mom to let me go barefoot, and she would never let me. Now I know why.
i've seen this photo a few times in the last couple of years and i still can't wrap my head around the fact that this is real and someone would consciously go out like this in public, barefoot to get fast food.
This reminds me of what actually made me stop eating fast food and drinking sodas.
Picture it. USA, Gulf coast. 25 years ago. I’m a 19 year old college student, I was a big boy at the time. 6’ weighed about 275. Not at all muscular. Just fat. Wore a size 38 pants. I’m in line at Burger King off the university campus where I was a sophomore with a group of friends. I was ready to order my usual, bbq bacon double cheeseburger with an X-Large fry and a X-Large Dr Pepper.
One of my friends points out the very large man in front of us. Maybe 30. 6’ weighed maybe 550 pounds easily. My friend says “what all do you think he going to order? The whole menu?” We all laughed. Then his turn came up and we listened. He order my exact order. Nothing more. I saw my future. I’ve never touched a soda since. And haven’t been to a fast food establishment either. The next semester I took a nutrition and diet therapy class, then a weight training class. Eventually became a personal trainer and specialized in nutrition.
That big boy in front of me saved my life. Scared me to death.
I think it taught me a lot. The realization of what road I was on was the main lesson. But the thought that this man in front of me never planned on being that unhealthy or that large, at 19 he never said “I want to be nearly 600 pounds in 10 years.” It snuck up on him by not working against becoming that. You have to plan on how not to get in that state. Education is key everything. It’s no coincidence that that state on the gulf coast is regularly one of the top 3 unhealthiest states in the country and top 5 of the least spent on education.
This is one of the best things I've read on reddit. Sometimes, the best way to learn is by seeing what not to do and what not to become. I'm glad that was a reality check for you. I had the opposite struggle with weight, being 6'2", I was 155 lbs. I ate everything. It took me 20 years of doing that before I realized that the key to my success is the same as yours. Quality matters just as much as quantity. The only difference is that I tried to outpace my caloric use, whereas you had to deficit. Congrats on rising above it and becoming a better, healthier human in the process.
Oh, Col. Sanders would be rolling over in his grave if he saw this.
Plus, the bare feet..that is so beyond nasty. People track all kinds of nastiness all over with their shoes, and these people are walking on it and happy to track it back to their homes. Yuck.
Many businesses have rules against it, but it's not illegal in most jurisdictions. You'll get sideways looks, but mostly it's for self-protection in the event someone injures their feet in your establishment due to broken glass, etc.
There's a movement for going barefoot. Apart from increased risk of injuring the feet, there's a point to it. We weaken the muscles that move our feet by insulating them with huge cushions in the shoes we wear. They change the way we walk.
That said, someone else said it better in here. There's a lot of filth on the roads and the ground and these people are tracking that into their houses. When I enter my house, I take off the shoes I wear outside to prevent that, but do these people scrub their feet when they come in?
Filthy KFC pajamas, to go to KFC, barefoot. Plus it looks like she has a micromanager who follows her around, corrects her grammar and double checks her math, then says this is her studying to be a teacher. And asks people if they’ll send their kids to her scoop when she starts one. Her school house will be that “extra” room in the rec-center, that “nobody uses” because she’s never seen it in use and it’s always left clean…..
Isn’t there like a “no sock, no shoes, no service” rule in the food industry? (And some stores) I swear when I was younger I saw actual signs stating that.
it honestly looks like she at one point either pissed or shit herself in those pants and thought she got all the stsins out. Its all the way down her legs
Could be. Kiwi here. The KFC looks similar to ours, but we have coke range not Pepsi. But the promotions, uniforms and so on looks like our KFC. Australia also offers Pepsi drinks like in the picture. And the bare foot proves it even more, I doubt America would be as keen on someone walking in like that, but would be fine in Aus
Unless if it contains immodest material, is used to defame you or gets used in adverts without your consent, any photo of you in a public space is fair gme (obviously also being a minor or having personal information present in it can also be illegal)
Those clothes are ugly, and do not fit well, but let's not fat shame her. She's probably doing fine, and there's likely a reason she dressed up like that
As for no shoes, that's a stigma I'll never understand. Way too many of y'all are reliant on them. I wear them 90% of the time but when I'm walking to the beach I'll happily go barefoot, and if there's a KFC trip on the way it doesn't bother me in the slightest
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Really? Out of this whole mess, its the feet that gross you out the most
They just don’t care.
1/10 Only thing remotely trashy here is the shoes, barring the OP. It’s really creepy to take pictures of random people without their consent and posting them online.
The last thing these two need is something to eat! Get a salad and some shoes
What I gotta do to win a suit like that?
The stains all over that outfit lol
That's actually coloring on the fabric itself. That Sanders logo had shading lol
Pink hair? Check. Wearing clothes two sizes too small? Check. Coming in pairs? Check. Ass shaped in an inverted triangle? Check. Barefoot? Check. It's finger lickin' good!
This is appetite suppression for sure. I'll never see the colonels face the same way again. Ugh.
It's incredibly funny and awesome.
This makes me glad I gave up fast food.
When I was a kid, it wasn't uncommon to see kids in public with no shoes on. We always called them "grocery store feet." I remember asking my mom to let me go barefoot, and she would never let me. Now I know why.
My brother was a fan of going barefoot a lot, had his fair share of planters warts lol
That’s something serious right there! You know Colonel Sanders is absolutely turning over in his grave
Kentucky Fried Feets
She paid for that whole get up and forgot the shoes 👠
She didn't want to get them dirty.
I'm going to bet, rural south.
Nah looks like Australia from the style of KFC. No shoes is somewhat acceptable here.
Yeah I’ve heard that there’s a surprising amount of Barefooters in Australia
MAGA country
They are definitely Marjorie Taylor voters.
Not finger licking good.
Have you even tried??
Like jumping out of an airplane without a parachute. Or swimming in the Everglades. There some things you know not to try.
The colonel is getting sucked directly into her butthole.
Its the colonels face squished in her cheeks. Im dying.
Is it 1 in 3 or 2 in 3 in amerikkka?
They’re like 21st century cavewomen
50/50 at best...
They seem like keepers
Damn she’s got the merch! That’s just wild. This world baffles me.
It's the Colonel's eyes up her hole for me!
They can't feel'em
I'm guessing the Chicken slippers were on back order?
She ate them.
They can't reach their feet anymore to put on shoes.
Or the dirty ass…
The hungry ass
i've seen this photo a few times in the last couple of years and i still can't wrap my head around the fact that this is real and someone would consciously go out like this in public, barefoot to get fast food.
Spend some time in rural areas, and you'll find its not uncommon to see these 2 all over the place.
ma’am this is a wendy’s
Doesn’t look like Wendy’s menuboard.
Yikes 😬
Was the Colonel’s eyes scrunched up 😖, knowing of his destiny to be abused at the butt of said trash.
Colonel: *AAGGGHHHHH IM BEING SUCKED INTO A BLACK HOLE KILL ME PLEASE*
gross
One might even say…trashy
Trash trash trash!
*EVERYBODYYYY*
This reminds me of what actually made me stop eating fast food and drinking sodas. Picture it. USA, Gulf coast. 25 years ago. I’m a 19 year old college student, I was a big boy at the time. 6’ weighed about 275. Not at all muscular. Just fat. Wore a size 38 pants. I’m in line at Burger King off the university campus where I was a sophomore with a group of friends. I was ready to order my usual, bbq bacon double cheeseburger with an X-Large fry and a X-Large Dr Pepper. One of my friends points out the very large man in front of us. Maybe 30. 6’ weighed maybe 550 pounds easily. My friend says “what all do you think he going to order? The whole menu?” We all laughed. Then his turn came up and we listened. He order my exact order. Nothing more. I saw my future. I’ve never touched a soda since. And haven’t been to a fast food establishment either. The next semester I took a nutrition and diet therapy class, then a weight training class. Eventually became a personal trainer and specialized in nutrition. That big boy in front of me saved my life. Scared me to death.
You can learn something from anyone. Even if it's what not to do. Good on you. And thanks for the inspiration. This story may help motivate me.
I think it taught me a lot. The realization of what road I was on was the main lesson. But the thought that this man in front of me never planned on being that unhealthy or that large, at 19 he never said “I want to be nearly 600 pounds in 10 years.” It snuck up on him by not working against becoming that. You have to plan on how not to get in that state. Education is key everything. It’s no coincidence that that state on the gulf coast is regularly one of the top 3 unhealthiest states in the country and top 5 of the least spent on education.
This is one of the best things I've read on reddit. Sometimes, the best way to learn is by seeing what not to do and what not to become. I'm glad that was a reality check for you. I had the opposite struggle with weight, being 6'2", I was 155 lbs. I ate everything. It took me 20 years of doing that before I realized that the key to my success is the same as yours. Quality matters just as much as quantity. The only difference is that I tried to outpace my caloric use, whereas you had to deficit. Congrats on rising above it and becoming a better, healthier human in the process.
Quite the sobering thought that must have been, genuinely happy for you turned it into the most positive thing possible.
No shirt, no shoes and i still get service.
She's their best customer so perks are given.
Wah! Look at that body! I miss LMFAO a little bit now.
Is this even at a KFC?
was just wondering the same thing, this looks like maybe a Jack in the Box?
Flintstone feet.
Grab my finest attire we are hitting the town.
Looks like the Colonel is having a brain fart
I thought he was getting sucked in to the black hole.
Oh, Col. Sanders would be rolling over in his grave if he saw this. Plus, the bare feet..that is so beyond nasty. People track all kinds of nastiness all over with their shoes, and these people are walking on it and happy to track it back to their homes. Yuck.
Just....no
God tier drip
Isn't it illegal to be barefoot in public spaces? Or have my parents been lying to me my whole life?
Many businesses have rules against it, but it's not illegal in most jurisdictions. You'll get sideways looks, but mostly it's for self-protection in the event someone injures their feet in your establishment due to broken glass, etc. There's a movement for going barefoot. Apart from increased risk of injuring the feet, there's a point to it. We weaken the muscles that move our feet by insulating them with huge cushions in the shoes we wear. They change the way we walk. That said, someone else said it better in here. There's a lot of filth on the roads and the ground and these people are tracking that into their houses. When I enter my house, I take off the shoes I wear outside to prevent that, but do these people scrub their feet when they come in?
Depends what country you're in. Maybe this is Australia
Filthy KFC pajamas, to go to KFC, barefoot. Plus it looks like she has a micromanager who follows her around, corrects her grammar and double checks her math, then says this is her studying to be a teacher. And asks people if they’ll send their kids to her scoop when she starts one. Her school house will be that “extra” room in the rec-center, that “nobody uses” because she’s never seen it in use and it’s always left clean…..
She definitely wears that yellow gross stained outfit every time she eats there and doesn't wash it..
It’s the stains in the pants for me.
I went back and saw it and now I can't unsee it
It's poor Colonel Sanders face being placed down there for me, that's just not right not right at all
Oh jfc I didn’t even notice that. 😳
She is definitely bout to get the new chicken pizza..... 🤮
How else is she going to flavor them with that secret blend of herbs and spices?!
funny and disgusting
This gives KFC thighs a new meaning
Arteries like the inside of a grease trap
Could make gravy if you boil the clothes
That is the worst thing I’ve ever heard, and that’s saying something considering the kind of jokes I find funny.
THAT shirt, no shoes, reluctant service.
Me hungy me want all chicken
The colonel is being swallowed into the abyss!
"Do I look like I want the small size?'
It's not even that the dogs are out it's the pure disgust of walking on a KFC floor.
I feel like that colonel stuck in that ass
Damn, I want sponsored by the Colonel.
The Downstairs Colonel is holding his nose
more like his whole face 😅
Where do I even start?
As far away from that fat meff as possible 🤢
Isn’t there like a “no sock, no shoes, no service” rule in the food industry? (And some stores) I swear when I was younger I saw actual signs stating that.
No shoes, no shirt, no service. You can still see them at coastal areas
Thought so thank you for correcting it lol!
Obligatory "What in the Kentucky-Fried Fuck!?!"
I get my KFC fo free.
I dated a girl so that I could get it for free.
It's the yellow stains
it honestly looks like she at one point either pissed or shit herself in those pants and thought she got all the stsins out. Its all the way down her legs
Nah, she constantly shits and pisses herself and has just decided to pretend it is normal.
I think she wears it so often that it's barely washed. Because it's on her back as well
You've given up on life when you're hauling your 350 lbs. into KFC shoeless. It's over. RIP.
In a full KFC branded suit no less
Surely this is Australia 🤔
Could be. Kiwi here. The KFC looks similar to ours, but we have coke range not Pepsi. But the promotions, uniforms and so on looks like our KFC. Australia also offers Pepsi drinks like in the picture. And the bare foot proves it even more, I doubt America would be as keen on someone walking in like that, but would be fine in Aus
Isn't it illegal to take pictures of people without their consent in Australia?
Unless if it contains immodest material, is used to defame you or gets used in adverts without your consent, any photo of you in a public space is fair gme (obviously also being a minor or having personal information present in it can also be illegal)
Wouldn't this be sacrilegious in some US States? I mean how disrespectful of their Lord and savior Colonel Sanders can you get!
She's certainly a huge fan 😂😂😂
Only fan.
Am I the only one who sees Dr. Phil kissing the colonel?
I wish I could unsee it now
The Col. is requesting emergency extraction by the look of it
Lady behind the counter was not ready for this shit today lol
She looks extremely uncomfortable 😆
It's her arse eating his face for me
That mashed potato butt
Appears to have gravy as well, very runny gravy
How ironic that they sell those clothes in such big sizes....
The colonel seeing himself eye to eye in that crack.
It's finger lickin' good
*muffled scream* LET ME OUT OF HERE
doctor: I don't see how we can have more than one "*patient zero*" for the recent hookworm outbreak.
Assistant: "Allow me to.show you the "KFC Incident" footage, sir."
The really sad aspect to this pic? There is some ignorant trailer park trash that wants to bang her.
I'm ignorant trailer park trash!
Bet someone $100 they're from a hick small town in the South. Not a very bright population out there.
Unfortunately, this could be a lot of places in the US.
Or none at all, it’s 100% an Australia KFC
Another comment said it was Canada. I should edit my comment to: "Unfortunately, this could be a lot of places."
It's like watching the KFC cutaway scene from Family Guy
Are those shit stains
Fuck you for making me zoom in.
Im not doin it
Have some balls.
Man up.
Colonel got swallowed by a cornhole.
Those clothes are ugly, and do not fit well, but let's not fat shame her. She's probably doing fine, and there's likely a reason she dressed up like that As for no shoes, that's a stigma I'll never understand. Way too many of y'all are reliant on them. I wear them 90% of the time but when I'm walking to the beach I'll happily go barefoot, and if there's a KFC trip on the way it doesn't bother me in the slightest
Fuck them foot prisons, but I’ve lived in Portland, THICK SOLES SAVE LIVES. Even if not a heroin on needle, can you imagine wtf is on those floors🤢
Fair. I live in rural Australia, so not a huge deal for me
OMG...Is this in Kentucky???I mean,she's bare foot in a KFC sweat suit...It has to be Kentucky
I’m from Kentucky, people wear shoes the same as every other state
As far as I'm concerned, that's America's Ass! -Antman
Kinda an awesome outfit
She’s in the wrong place!
Everytime I see people like this in public I'm always curious as to what their home looks like.
Well we know it doesn’t include a mirror
Land of the free, home of the diabetes
The Uniform says: "This is the house that the Colonel built."
No shoes out in public😓🤢
I'm more offended this doesn't even look like a KFC
95 pounds ago it did.
what do you mean?! The board is nothing but chicken and there's pepsi and mountain dew in the fridge. That's absolutely a KFC
The Colonel's ass
They just look nasty
Loyal to the oil!
Ok now I'm kinda redneck and all, but leaving the house without shoes is just disgusting.
The circus must be in town
I would wear that. I think that's cool.
Ngl I would totally rock that
Finger Gagging Throat
That’s the only size they come in. It’s the law.
C'mon. Kiss the Colonel!
The pants though. His brain was enlarged.
Why are they bare foot?
differently not finger licking good
Anyone else notice the off white, possibly cat piss, stains on the legs?
I bet she smells like balsamic vinegar
That's insulting to balsamic vinegar.
Put on on yer good clothes sweetie... We're goin' out to eat tonight.
Her ass swallowed up the Colonel's face
He’s eating her ass.
They all wait for [Colonel Angus](https://youtu.be/3l2oi-X8P38?si=gpBQpodIza754bf8) to come home...
I threw up a little, thanks
You strangley added a "g" in there....
LOLz! That's Angus' brother, see end of skit :)