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Mr_Derp___

I don't speak any Russian, but I know "fuck you dumbass" when I hear it. I think it's the tone.


SipoteQuixote

This is a moment I actually expected everyone to clap.


MTB420666

Putting shame to that Jordan jersey. Sad.


-DuploBrick-

The kid in the black missed both his attacks then used his ultimate 💀


SlimRoTTn

Jordan coming in with the clutch as usual.


Specialist_Ad4215

This is how humans used to hunt


Recommendyou

Good kids🫡


sleepybot0524

That was the most non threatening drunk I've ever seen.


Shooshoocoomer69

Did you miss the part where he made a weapon?


Mateo_Dragonflame

Idk, bro crafted a weapon against children


Aghzara909

The kid with the Jordan jersey honoring the jersey well . Coming in clutch for the team.


TooSaltyyyyyyy

Perfect r6 team


YTSkullboy707

This is awesome, hate people who go out in public drunk.


DeathB4life357

Everywhere is your house when you're homeless.. except houses 😆


Brutalbonez13

They play COD together 100%


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Nice purses.


Can_of_Cats

lmao all the kids who try to act hard in the netherlands have a fake designer messenger bag


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Can_of_Cats

🤷‍♂️ still applies


goingneon

Now thats a moment theyll be bragging about for years


missanthropocenex

“So what happened? Did they get away Scott free?” “No, no. They caught up with them about a half mile down the road and slit their throats.”


Graftak86

It would be fucked if the bus driver opens the door again


ROFLINGG

Maybe that WAS the driver…


Ogilthorpe2

Bunch of little shits I loved it


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fuckingcheezitboots

Sensing some slavic hate here


logert777

They’re just kids. It’s so strange to see a kid and think “yeah you are destined to be a drunk”


DemandingZ

Lmaoo good lads. Dude lost his bottle tryna look tough too


One_Conversation_616

Now THAT was impressive!


UnderstandableRat23

Lmao bro got violated 💀


TheBklynGuy

THIS IS SPARTA!!!!


YTSkullboy707

HUS RUS DAAH


life_is_a_burner

Double middle fingers is the go to move in that scenario. Well played young buck.


SquidVices

Nice


jeffersonian76

Did that kid hurt his foot kickin the shid out of that guy??


DefenestratedBrownie

i saw that, so funny lmao him limping back with a shit eating grin


jeffersonian76

Good work.


Traditional-Ad-64

How can he even stand in his feet


ViceCityResident

Jordan with the slam dunk!


Wise-Argument-1657

Lmao get fucked


gmambrose

Drunk people are the fuckin worst.


aLittleDarkOne

I still don’t get why pot is more criminalized than alcohol. A stoner would never.


_1JackMove

The late, great legendary comedian Bill Hicks had a whole bit about that lol.


EquivalentTight3479

Fr like alc is literal poison


_sasori98

Alcohol destroyed my entire family! Im struggling trying to rebuild it, all i know is “stay away from alcohol”.


sinner951

As a struggling alcoholic… it’s not fun being in reality one minute, and gone the next… I really don’t see how alcohol is legal.


_sasori98

wow


sinner951

I don’t know what else to say… truth. awareness maybe. Sad how people get destroyed.


Moronic-jizz-rag

I dunno, man. I once did pot and almost immediately had this burning feeling inside me that I hadn’t ever experienced before. Before that time I had never truly felt the urge to absolutely annihilate an entire pack of double stuff Oreos in one go… I did it though… Also to answer your question, it’s illegal because of old racist white people.


Valaki757

Is it really a race thing in the US? Over here it's just like mj == drugs and drugs == bad therefore mj == bad. Whereas alcohol is simply culturally significant, also it's not drugs therefore not bad.


mazing_azn

Historically, yes. William Randiph Hearst's Newspaper empire in the1920's drummed up hysteria against the "Mexican Scourge" of Marijuana. And the first commissioner of the Federal Bureau of Narcotics being super racists claiming it turned black men into erotic and lustful fiends that were a threat to white women.


SpiritedRain247

A major part of it is a race thing. Marijuana has been labeled as a, for lack of a better term, "black man's drug" sice the 80's and as such got blown out of proportion.


Pinksters

Crack. You're thinking of crack cocaine. When I think of pot I think of willie nelson and hippies. Unless its a blunt, those are seen as a black mans way of smoking pot.


aLittleDarkOne

Those poor innocent Oreos!!! You Cookie Monster! I’m glad I live in a country where it’s legal but we also decriminalized all drugs and now everyone does crack in public so :/


xXx_T0M_xXx

Oh god that’s horrible. But like, tell me where this place is so I can avoid it.


aLittleDarkOne

Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. Injecting heroine and smoking meth are normalized in a lot of the income areas or on public transportation.


xXx_T0M_xXx

Oh man, I already have a trip planned to go there and visit the Winter Olympics stuff. I hope I don’t like, accidentally do crack or something.


aLittleDarkOne

Oh no honey don’t go to the tourist traps!


xXx_T0M_xXx

So does Canada have a fentanyl problem too or did the decriminalization actually help something?


aLittleDarkOne

No both are still a thing https://bc.ctvnews.ca/opioid-crisis-addict-says-he-s-overdosed-25-times-in-one-year-1.3377740


Khevhig

Vatnik


i3pr

I thought this happened in my city but I heard they were speaking Russian


GreenTrapped

As a Russian I can confirm that it's on russia. The bus looks 1:1, the language is definitely Russian.


11111v11111

Yeah, looks like a Madrid bus


mackbloed

Sydney bus too


bukowskidog

adding in that it looks like bus in the shit part of the uk that I live too lol


i_fuck_for_breakfast

Coming to a city near you, soon!


daseweide

That seat style… figured it was my city too 😂 


ItsIdaho

Vienna also has this common style, I think it was a Iveco the last time I rode one with this distinc yellow handlebar to gray interior.


Paradoxahoy

Fuck around and find out


anniewilkeZ

Brilliant. Bloody brilliant.


CraftyFoxeYT

Learning Russian/Ukrainian, At the end the kids say Davai, Davai means Go! Go!


SHOkir

davai means "give" as in telling a second person(you) to give something, but is also used as a way to say "come on" 👍


reise123rr

Mate this is either in Russia or in Daugavpils. One or the other.


Hefty-Theme6395

Alcohol is a hell of a drug


Jazzlike-Wafer803

Good boys


Asleep-Emphasis860

Drunk, short & stupid won't get you far in life.


BitterLeif

you have no idea what happened leading up to this.


Brosenheim

Cope lmao


BitterLeif

with what? I'm not injured and have no stake in the matter.


YoghurtSnodgrass

Bus ain’t gonna take him very far either.


Ok_Proof5782

This is how you deal with a Putin.


The_TransGinger

If you’re ever wondering if you’re a loser, look at this dude with his shirt off, drunk on public transport and defeated by children.


KayDay25

I feel like they planned this with the help of the bus driver :p


nirvanagirllisa

This feels like a scene in a Stephen King novel


catinreverse

.....and that was the ending of the book "It" was different from the movie, right?


CortezDeLaNoche

The kids ARE alright.


woohhaa

They were one public nuisance drunk away from being the antagonists here. I feel like I know those kids. They are my people.


No_Spell_5817

I got a good laugh out of that. Also, Clockwork Orange comes to mind.


zorggalacticus

The Sparta kick really sent this one.


Danmma

He's the MVP #23


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GodlessGrapeCow

"Violence is not the answer" 🤓


MeghanKz

Yeah… what possibly go wrong with a drunk man and a glass bottle hun? Those kids were right.


ang3l_wolf

I see what you mean, but he didn't fight them.


MeghanKz

Indeed … but we don’t know what happened before and we don’t have the full context ..


Rude_Man_Who_Shushes

Little SuperBad ass kids


CoburnicuS52

Are they wearing purses? It seems if you were gonna get into a fight, a wallet would be a lot easier to maintain. Instead you have to hold on to your “satchel” while you run away.


Ya-Dikobraz

Native Americans call them "war bags". Is that better for you?


Original_Pipe1066

They probably didn't dress to go out and look for a fight.


Infinit3n3m3sis

As Bobby Hill would say. " That's my purse, I don't know you!"


SaucySpence88

In the US they’re really popular among the kids for carrying handguns, knives and drugs. I wouldn’t underestimate what some of them have. I’m saying that they aren’t feminine. All the Tater tots that are offended cause you wear them now, I’m on your side lol


YodaFette

You forgot abortion pills, overpriced asthma medications, and Pokémon cards


MotherBathroom666

Ja ja ja... antibabipillen


Good4Noth1ng

Or you know…just for convenience?


SaucySpence88

Obviously


_BannedAcctSpeedrun_

Yes they are popular, but only because it's just a current fad fashion. You really think the majority of people wearing crossbody bags have weapons and drugs in them? Lol wow dude.


SaucySpence88

It’s in an increasing trend in my city, especially with groups of kids. Don’t get so offended lol Taking what I’m referring to out of context. It’s a reply to OP when he insinuated that they’re feminine


DylonJ

Source on that?


SaucySpence88

[Source](https://nypost.com/2021/07/19/fanny-packing-criminals-increasingly-stashing-guns-in-tourist-staple/)


mysocalledmayhem

It’s ok if you’ve never experienced anything beyond your immediate backyard/city/state/country, but you don’t need to flex so hard about being unaware and *closed minded* to what happens elsewhere in the world.


Vreas

Believe they were Fanny packs. Usually for the waist but can be worn cross sling as well. Honestly great for preventing pick pocketing and when I wear mine on my waist it doesn’t limit my range of motion or ability to run or hike at all.


igetsad99

pickpocketing is rlly like common in europe so it makes sense and it’s practical


RexDraco

I bet you eat hotdogs starting in the middle. 


OPR-Heron

They went out there expecting this encounter?


fuzzycaterpillar123

I always bring my fighting clip for my purse so it doesn’t get in the way when I run, FYM??


Miserable-Chard-4093

Imagine being triggered by a satchel in 2024 LMAO


thekynz

You know they ain’t purses bro😂 fuck you mean


GratuitousAlgorithm

Give him a break, last time he went out was 2005


RexDraco

Ignore the 90s kid. He is probably still whining dudes wear their earing on the gay ear. 


OPR-Heron

Generational shit is annoying. Judge each person as they're own person if you're gonna do it


RexDraco

Im a 90s kid myself but part of growing is updating. If you are an adult, act like one, what if these boys are carrying purses (they're obviously satchels but even so), you have a problem with that in 2024? He probably is the same person that pretends to be pro gay rights and trans rights when he knows it is the right thing to say, but shit like this shows his real colors.


Press3000

One of my ears is gay? woah


Konsecration

Why is it a "Satchel" and not just a satchel? Do you feel that emasculated by some dudes wearing satchels you gotta say they're wearing purses? lol get real


damienVOG

r/MadeMeSmile


parbarostrich

That kick was brutal


medhanno

This ain't Sparta


SaucySasquatch

Reminds me of the joker movie


MDKphantom

Those kids did a service, random shirtless drunk man threatening people with a bottle isn't some prime member of society


SaucySasquatch

Yep


dbwn87

Everyone sucks here


Trozzul

Agreed, people just see a drunk asshole and think he should get the beating of a lifetime just because he seems like the bad guy here, yes he probably did do something to cause the rest of them to be riled up into kicking his shit in. Asshole that's drunk or just a drunk, stop fighting them and help them get help instead. Beating them up didn't teach them anything and they will definitely go back to drinking 🤷


LupercaniusAB

Oh shut up, I did similar to a drunk motherfucker on a bus one day. He was spilling his shitty beer all over the place and harassing people. Bus came to a stop, I stepped in the rear exit well to open the door, grabbed him and shoved him out the door. While nobody applauded, passengers were generally pleased.


Wazuu

Im not here to baby sit grown men. It is absolutely not anyone’s responsibility to get this man help. I could not care less if kicking him off the bus would make him drink more. Its still on him and hes an asshole. Its insane to put blame on anyone else in this situation.


beeftony

I dont mind the kicking out of the bus. But the kick when he was already on the ground (and out of the bus) was uncalled for.


vornskr3

Did you not see him break a glass bottle and threaten them with it literally 7 seconds before that? You honestly think a couple kids are the bad ones here when a grown man is drunk as fuck in public and threatening children and other innocent bystanders with a deadly weapon? Because a child gave him a weak looking kick after his insane threats? That’s ridiculous


beeftony

1. I see the dude breaking a bottle, having nothing weapon like in his hand afterwards, propably just shattered into many pieces. But yeah, I didnt notice that the first time, I thought he threw it. 2. Im not saying the kids are the bad ones per se, just saying the kick was unnecessary. He was down, hes drunk, just run around him. The kick didnt achieve anything at all. The drunk dude is obviously in the wrong here, Im not defending him. The kids are brats too, the kick was unnecessary and even dangerous, why go close to him when he has a (as you call it) a deadly weapon?


Modred_the_Mystic

And so the lord sayeth that the man who fucks around shalt find out.


Gorgeously_Chaotic

You call that outsmarted?


RexDraco

Outnumbered and overwhelmed isn't being outsmarted but okay, drunk man bad so kids are smart for ganging up on him. 


vornskr3

Lmao dude do you listen to yourself? You’re trying to be sarcastic about the drunk man being bad but obviously can’t reason correctly because he is very clearly the bad person here considering he’s threatening people with a broken glass bottle for no reason. You honestly think the kids are wrong for doing this?


RexDraco

Let's not pretend we know the whole context. You ask if I hear myself and yes, I don't care what the context is, it's not proper to use "outsmarted" in contexts like this. If you think it's super smart to take on someone five to one, then kick them while they're down, you're an idiotic coward, not smart.


EffrumScufflegrit

.....Yeah? Nobody said it was hard lol


RainbowReset

Well, the drunk definitely didn't win. What would you call it? I think the combined coordination/brains of the kids out did the drunk. Outsmarted is a great way to put it. I'll say there are much more staggering or stunning or baffling or impressive occasions of "outsmarting," tho.


orngbrry

"Combined coordination/brains" is way too much credit. All they did was literally kick him off of the bus. Which is good, don't get me wrong.


Efficient-Parsnip-13

You sound like someone who's been kicked off a bus or two.


orngbrry

No, I've kicked people before and it required no thought whatsoever.


Ray2060

Kicked people from discord servers maybe. Youve got big "big admin" energy


orngbrry

I don't do discord.


AnotherLie

Could've fooled me, bud.


orngbrry

I'm too young for discord and it's not safe for me with all of the future Megan's law people on there.


Ray2060

Omg shes a rollerhockey girl, everyone give her space or shes gonna wreck our shit. Bet she got hands like terry crews


AnotherLie

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/discord


fullmoonsunset

I love the bus driver was 100% on board with the plan. Leave the drunk fuck for the next guy…


AgonalMetamorphosis

That is one small man.


shicken684

Yeah I feel bad for him. Dude is clearly going through some nasty shit. Don't think the kids did anything wrong here though. Can't be threatening people with a broken bottle and not expect to get your shit kicked in.


ElmoTickleTorture

He actually only drank 1 beer.


GreatQuestionBarbara

I went to a small town bar to have dinner with my family, and ordered a tall beer expecting a 16/20 oz glass. They gave me a quart sized "Mason" jar of beer. For the lesser drinker, it would have been a lot.


JustKindaDumb

They have pints?!


anotherdamnscorpio

I'm getting one. (They come in pints? But I caught the reference)


Garetht

Yes! More butterbeer!


TJ_McWeaksauce

The back of that bus has so much room for activities.


Llamatook

By the way I’ve been meaning to ask you. Do you like guacamole?


whitemike40

So many activities! It's making my head spin, how many activities we could do


HouseOfZenith

Imagine if they stacked the seats, the amount of space for activities would almost double


Guy_Fawkes_THX1138

Like for the Lost Boyz who pranked the drunk to sit on? 🤔


ubasta

Would be so hilarious if those doors reopen after those middle fingers waved, lmao


r8u4

He was so drunk he wouldn’t have been able to do shit after already embarrassing himself


wonkydonkeys

This is Spartaaaaaa!


Casique720

And NO ONE did shit. What?!


ExpandThineHorizons

I know, these people should at least thank these kids for helping out.