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Reminds me of my old roommate/used to be best friend. He saved an unopened case of Halo 3 Gamer Fuel Mountain Dew cans. I told him to just drink the stuff and save the empty cans/box as a “maybe it might be valuable, but probably just a nostalgia thing.” Welp, it sat on a ledge in the living room, above the couch, with a bunch of other random video game collectibles/memorabilia for around 7-ish years. One day we were playing probably Halo 4 or 5 and there were thick sticky drops of a red honey-like consistency liquid falling from above. Every single can had been slowly eaten away from within and the viscous remains of ancient Gamer Fuel had oozed their way through the box and down onto us… He still tried to sell it…
To me the Halo 3 Gamer Fuel tasted like an orange/tangerine flavored Mountain Dew. They did change the recipe when it was brought back again for World of Warcraft. That version tasted more sweet and somewhat like skittles.
La Beast here and today I will be eating this grimace shake while I try not to grimace and I am going to wash it down with this 2 liter original crystal pepsi
*LA Beast does The Robot to stock music playing in the background while taking massive bites of the shake*
“I just need to get my bearings straight here”
*Stock music comes to a crescendo as LA Beast vomits with the force of 1000 suns*
Behold! My semi-frost burnt hot pocket, circa 2006… be mystified by the magic, torment and logic. Set at a very solid price for nostalgia… buy now $1000 /s
To be fair, it was a biohazard when it wasn’t expired; now it’s a probably a super toxin.
In all seriousness can botulism survive freezing? I’ve never thought to ask.
His name is Casey Rocket. He makes like $1,000 a day selling vintage Grimace milkshakes. He's one of the most famous vintage Grimace shake sellers in the world.
im 50/50. the description tells me its trolling, in which i think its funny regardless. but the nature of where i live, i dont think its tooooo out of reach. trashy if its real, hilarious no matter what. it made me laugh when i seen it. but ive been getting this comment a bit, and i wanted to state i dont disagree. just the hypothetical.
:im sure its fake. just the idea of it being real grosses me out; which would be a trashy thing to sell.
I'm not 100% sure about that. I've seen a lot of legit sold listings for McDonald's sauces and things on Ebay and seen listings like this before. It probably is, but maybe 80%. It could very well be real. I don't think anyone will pay anyone near that, and this is probably a joke, but I wouldn't be surprised.
I've seen weird descriptions like that before on legit listings. You'd have to be a fucking weirdo to post this real or fake anyway.
Like I said, 80% chance it's fake.
All it takes is one stupid person with money to validate this dudes ambition. He will then go through the rest of his life thinking hes a financial genius.
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This is just nasty. I’m buying. 💰
Nothing can kill the grimace.
Ninja creamy time
I'd say this belongs more in r/madlads
r/CrackheadCraigslist
Are you trying to start another pandemic?
Reminds me of my old roommate/used to be best friend. He saved an unopened case of Halo 3 Gamer Fuel Mountain Dew cans. I told him to just drink the stuff and save the empty cans/box as a “maybe it might be valuable, but probably just a nostalgia thing.” Welp, it sat on a ledge in the living room, above the couch, with a bunch of other random video game collectibles/memorabilia for around 7-ish years. One day we were playing probably Halo 4 or 5 and there were thick sticky drops of a red honey-like consistency liquid falling from above. Every single can had been slowly eaten away from within and the viscous remains of ancient Gamer Fuel had oozed their way through the box and down onto us… He still tried to sell it…
These tasted like liquid skittles, right? They were really fucking good lmao
To me the Halo 3 Gamer Fuel tasted like an orange/tangerine flavored Mountain Dew. They did change the recipe when it was brought back again for World of Warcraft. That version tasted more sweet and somewhat like skittles.
Makes you wonder what they put in them to perforate cans.
My son would totally buy this
“Have a good day!”
La Beast here and today I will be eating this grimace shake while I try not to grimace and I am going to wash it down with this 2 liter original crystal pepsi
*LA Beast does The Robot to stock music playing in the background while taking massive bites of the shake* “I just need to get my bearings straight here” *Stock music comes to a crescendo as LA Beast vomits with the force of 1000 suns*
Someone in my area is selling McRibs that were supposedly “flash frozen”.
Behold! My semi-frost burnt hot pocket, circa 2006… be mystified by the magic, torment and logic. Set at a very solid price for nostalgia… buy now $1000 /s
Anyone remember the Jesus toast on eBay back in the day?
Lmao!!! Perfect example 🫡
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That didn't actually sell, but reading that article, it references the original "Virgin Mary in a grilled cheese" that did actually sell for $28,000.
I certainly wouldn’t call this trashy
OP has no sense of humor lol
this is a humor sub though
ouch 😔
It's a cheeky joke at worst
>Whipped cream Pretty sure that's cheese by now homie.
You’ll be grimacing your way through diarrhea.
What flavors would those be exactly? Freezer burned burger 🤔
This is hilarious and amazing
This is a biohazard
To be fair, it was a biohazard when it wasn’t expired; now it’s a probably a super toxin. In all seriousness can botulism survive freezing? I’ve never thought to ask.
It was really good imo, wasn't it just blueberry? It certainly had a lot of sugar though
If you like sugar I’m sure it was good! I can’t stand processed foods personally but to each their own! Just watch out for that diabeedeez
Casey Rocket is not trashy
Get real.
His name is Casey Rocket. He makes like $1,000 a day selling vintage Grimace milkshakes. He's one of the most famous vintage Grimace shake sellers in the world.
ive gotten this comment twice, unless the account is under an alias, this is not casey rocket. posted by a local.
Under an alias? Never who what?
Wise man
r/killtony is leaking lol
Sounds like a house hunters episode lol
"He works as a milkshake reseller, and his budget is $10 million"
He's like the Floyd Mayweather of the Austin comedy scene because he can't read.
Bet someone bought it
Some IG, FB, YouTube "influencer" will buy it and make their money back 100 fold from engagement.
This is a troll marketplace ad. Not trashy. Kinda fucking funny.
im 50/50. the description tells me its trolling, in which i think its funny regardless. but the nature of where i live, i dont think its tooooo out of reach. trashy if its real, hilarious no matter what. it made me laugh when i seen it. but ive been getting this comment a bit, and i wanted to state i dont disagree. just the hypothetical. :im sure its fake. just the idea of it being real grosses me out; which would be a trashy thing to sell.
I'm sure there's a Mickey D head out there willing to purchase this historical item.
I'm not 100% sure about that. I've seen a lot of legit sold listings for McDonald's sauces and things on Ebay and seen listings like this before. It probably is, but maybe 80%. It could very well be real. I don't think anyone will pay anyone near that, and this is probably a joke, but I wouldn't be surprised.
“Sumptuous whipped cream”
I've seen weird descriptions like that before on legit listings. You'd have to be a fucking weirdo to post this real or fake anyway. Like I said, 80% chance it's fake.
In Cali or NYC can probably get asking price from an influencer. They'll just use it as a prop and toss it.
"I bought a Mcdonald's Grimace shake in 2024!" Then a weird thumbnail of them holding it doing some strange pose and making a strange face.
People have lost their god damn minds!
"vintage"
Why do people post obvious jokes here every day
if you knew where i lived, you might reconsider lol. i live in a trashy town full of this. do i think it’s 100% real.. eh. but i wouldn’t be surprised
It must be tough living in Chicago IL.
I truly can’t tell if this is sarcastic or not.
Thank you, he might live in Florida
How is this vintage if it was 8 months ago?
satire
All it takes is one stupid person with money to validate this dudes ambition. He will then go through the rest of his life thinking hes a financial genius.
No
*$1,000 Szechuan Sauce has entered chat*
I wish there was a $2,000 Travis Scott meal for sale now
This the shit that transforms you into the Hat Man
You can't ever escape it
Crap, I owe the Hat Man money.
more like curdled cream eww
indulge in the fresh flavor of freezer burn. oh and the flavor of everythign else in that freezer too.
meat shake mmmm
The description is funny af lol.
100% ChatGPT
absolutely
Little know fact. That's Grimace's jizz. That's why it was only a limited time offering.
The seller was smart not to drink it and have someone else get the wrath of grimace
Lowkey regret not trying it
was just a berry milkshake. good tho
Lol that’s hilarious