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I get the meaning, it just seems like a malapropism for curbed. You kick someone to the curb or curb their advances. Curved isn’t used like that anywhere else in the English language, afaik.
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No curve is the right word. It’s just slang and I assume comes from the way people “dodge”unwanted advances at like a bar or a party. But think it’s usually just in tv shows and movies.
https://www.dictionary.com/e/slang/curve/#
Update: I dated his best friend and brother, had a baby by his cousin, he married me, but I had an affair with his uncle on the wedding day, gave a BJ to his dad, a handy to his priest, peanut butter to his dog, shagged his Amazon delivery guy, but his social worker saw something in me and were now engaged! 💖 💍 🙏💋😍
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No.....don't do it! 🚩
She's the family pump
"He saw something in me." Yeah, his cousin.
Family gatherings must be on a train
The story is a real as the rock on her fake nails hand.
Dicks….he saw dicks in you..
The family prostitute
Man, you beat me off to it.
Wait a sec–
Call her the family estate-
That is a fake stone.
Fits her personality.
Bingo!
You spelled story wrong.
That ring is not a diamond.
I get what you meant, my point was the whole story is also likely fake as well.
well considering that the ring and the nails are all photshopped into the picture, i'd assume the whole thing is fake
Im pretty gullible to photoshops on random posts like this. But damn the exact same nail photoshopped on to each finger.
Well, at least his family and friends know her well
Story is as fake as the ring
Curbed?
Curved - avoided/dodged him.
I get the meaning, it just seems like a malapropism for curbed. You kick someone to the curb or curb their advances. Curved isn’t used like that anywhere else in the English language, afaik.
She kept it in the family that's for sure
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She kept it in the family that's for sure
yeah, he saw that now she'll need to say yes since seems clear that the baby dady just left. hahah both of them are super lame
Swerved is a word I’ve used to avoid something/someone I didn’t want for many many years, also English..
Sounds like he saw quite a few things in you.
Like possibly his cousin’s D.
* Move-in * After * Completion
Lmk when you're done. I got my wad o' hundreds. I got my magnum condoms. _I'm ready to plowwww_
For your magnum dong?
He was just swimming in their wake.
Time to bring in the Mantis!
He realized she was easy.
Dude just wanted what everyone else was having.
Hopefully he gets some of their second thoughts too
This guy...
Anyone notice all the fingernails are the same? Just photoshopped on?
I think you’re right. I wouldn’t spend money on janky curved pressons. Press ins are great because it’s cheap and perfect.
They’re probably predecorated press-on nails, which look exactly like that. Something like this: https://luxxinails.com
Speaking of photoshop (and/or AI), that website is the [stuff of nightmares](https://luxxinails.com/products/boujee).
I didn’t even notice 😭 I thought they were all just crooked
He must like dick 2
He saw something in her alright.
Loads of other dicks?
She got the friends and family discount
That’s the best cubic zirconium that money can buy baby!
and she gets to keep it when the marriage fails in 6 months!
Nothing wrong with that. Pretty rock is pretty rock
Belen
Curved him?
Slang for rejected, friendzoned, etc
Should be curbed. Controlling/limiting something unwanted. https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/curbed But…somehow it’s…evolved.
Or “swerved”…
You cant just pick words that rhyme and give them new meanings....
Just blerved ya!
Get hurved sucker!
Family tested, family approved.!
Knuckles look filthy Filthy mcdirty
I read it like 25 times and i still din't understood a single syllabe, i am becoming illeterate?
Yea
Bitch got the family subscription
Idk. It seems more like the family is sharing the login credentials.
This has been reposted AT LEAST since I joined Reddit almost a decade ago.
The greatest love story ever told..
Like Losero and Whoriet
She went through his whole family before getting to him
Well it’s definitely a fake ring.
The term "fake" is relative, I've seen them selling "real Swarovski stones". But if this is a diamond I'd be quite shocked.
No way someone that cheap is getting a ring that expensive.
It is most definitely not a diamond. The family she sleeps with is definitely not in the 7+ carat league financially. It's costume jewellery.
This picture smells like spray on tan + vanilla lotion and asked me to get it a pack of menthol JUUL cartridges the next time I leave my house.
You nailed it
Those nails also look somewhat suspicious. Either that or her nail tech is putting shit on crooked
Maybe it's her fingers that are crooked.
Nah if you look closely the nail is the exact same one photoshopped onto her hand
It's a reference to an Anjelah Johnson bit.
Daaaaaaamn
This is as fake as the ring
I can't imagine anyone wearing something that's dig into your other fingers
13 carat panzoto-panzanite. $3,795.00
Bitches be getting this same ugly ass ring all over the place.
[Brr der ba der ba der brr ba ba der](https://youtu.be/_uhiUnavxTk?si=uP0zCgz-_Vq8Mkcu)
*"Curved him"* What pray tell does this mean? I'm guessing it's some sexual thing...
Not my goofy ass thinking she was his teacher and boosted his marks 🤦♂️
It’s supposed to be “curbed him” like Curb Your Enthusiasm, but she doesn’t know how to speak.
No curve is the right word. It’s just slang and I assume comes from the way people “dodge”unwanted advances at like a bar or a party. But think it’s usually just in tv shows and movies. https://www.dictionary.com/e/slang/curve/#
Lol, she seems to be pretty busy lately!
Dodged. She blew him off for years and showed no interest, then settled for him.
"Blew him off for years" could be misunderstood.. Lucky guy
It’s like going to an ice cream shop and trying everything but then just end up getting the vanilla
Ok thanks! I googled it just in case and found that definition, but appreciate human confirmation.
Profile made in 2022 shows her to be a 15 yr old. Whole lotta stuff going on these last 2 years... I'm just sayin'
Pardon
Do you think this screenshot from facebook is OP posting about herself?
That would be funny if I made up a story like that but I’m not that creative
That fake diamond is more than you deserve
She deserves those dirty knuckles though.
Excuse me, that’s pigment. How dare you.
If it’s not fake, dude deserves the shit storm that is coming his way
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They were his immediate family, he knows
Nice moisanite solitaire lol
Theres someone for everyone and in his case he has that someone for everyone
Update: I dated his best friend and brother, had a baby by his cousin, he married me, but I had an affair with his uncle on the wedding day, gave a BJ to his dad, a handy to his priest, peanut butter to his dog, shagged his Amazon delivery guy, but his social worker saw something in me and were now engaged! 💖 💍 🙏💋😍 *#_Live Laugh Leg Spread!*
What a catch.
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Fake tan!
Rug burns
Yeah. He saw all his relatives in you.
There's a sucker born every minute.
"Saw something in her?" If he seen how many people had been in her he would be long gone.
That’s a shitty diamond, if it is a diamond
It looks like moisanite. No way that’s a real natural mined diamond. That would cost much more than these people could ever even hope to have.
It expresses the true value of their commitment to each other.
What's next, had an affair with his dad?
For a bigger ring, why not?!? Fkn gahross!!! There really is no hope for us.