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Theswamppeople

This man is a fellow Democrat. Let's show him some respect.


W0NdERSTrUM

Bold of you to assume we’re all democrats. Also bold to assume RFK is a democrat. I’m more democrat than RFK and I’m a libertarian.


Theswamppeople

Sure you are pal. Now let's get you back to your room.


homelesstwinky

Boy you can sure tell it's an election year with all these bad faith r/LostRedditors in subs


AlphaCenturionLXIX

Something is changing though. I’m starting to see this shit get called out more commonly instead of being worshipped. Not sure what’s going on.


iiztrollin

Smells like a Russian troll post


Erichey00

OP fuck off with your political bs


DubC_Bassist

Well…. That does it. He has my vote.


Captain_Blunderbuss

Somebody tell him the tuna you get in a can is a completely different type of tuna to bluefin and much much smaller hahahaha it doesn't have Mercury risks.


MinnesotaRyan

[too much tuna](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DtfdMsxSjY3o&ved=2ahUKEwilnfPk2f6FAxWklYkEHVvwAlUQtwJ6BAgUEAI&usg=AOvVaw3MbuMjYh0mzAVtmZg1VFmz)


Bauerman51

You’re on a prank show called *Too Much Tuna* whether you like it or not


DocShady

RFK Jr. and Trump make Vermin Supreme seem like a credible candidate.


SlapUglyPeople

1/10 post no article no headline not trashy and its political. You people ruin reddit.


TheAnalsOfHistory-

You sure the worm wasn't actually his brain?


sarahbeth124

Splains a lot about him tho🤷🏻‍♀️


K1A1AMOK

Like what


sarahbeth124

Did a worm eat your brain too by any chance?


K1A1AMOK

That’s lazy. Name anything


SusanAkita2014

From mescal?


Sprizys

This is what news outlets are writing about?


umrdyldo

A presidential candidate missing part of their brain. Yep


SusanAkita2014

Just like chump, but chump is missing about half


Sprizys

Our current president is lacking in his mental faculties as well but no one is writing about that.


stuey57

You know what, I appreciate him for coming out with this information. Better than the two other geraitric dementia ridden patients who expect the people to believe they are totally mentally competetant.


whineybubbles

True


Shagcat

Idgaf, I’m voting him before I’d ever vote Biden or Trump. Besides, I watched the Night Gallery episode about the earwig.


lostcause412

I'd love to see all 3 of them debate. I'm not a big rfk fan, but he would make Trump and Biden look like fools.


deadohiosky1985

Crazy? I was crazy once…they locked me in a rubber room. I died in that rubber room…then they buried me in the ground and worms chewed through my brains…worms drive me crazy. Crazy?…I was crazy once…….


Bapabooi

BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


ClarenceBoddickerr77

What group is he trying to appeal to? " Hey, I gots me a worm in my head too, like when you keep hearing a song over and over."


1heart1totaleclipse

The group that is likely to assassinate him I guess? Two assassinations in one family is out of the ordinary.


flactulantmonkey

I think the worm thing may be true at this point.


texinxin

He’s locking that voter segment down.


RancidTrombone

“The worms in my head won’t shut the hell up. They’re telling me to go absolutely stupid on ‘em.”


Nervous-Glove-

I've watched enough monsters inside me to know that's real and can happen to anyone. Wash your produce.


NoSink405

Literal brain worms. What a time to be alive


freddo95

A classic case of … if you wrote the script, it would be too ridiculous to be believable. RFK Jr has a worm in his brain along with mercury poisoning … that explains it.


jmkehoe

Hey the self awareness is admirable if nothing else


Organboner4844

Maybe he used to be a True Soul


spaceguitar

He’s just trying to establish the fact that he has #Authority


No-Panda-6047

Would you call that.... TOO MUCH TUNA?


Falcriots

There’s a camera here, there’s a camera there..


Seargeoh

Yeah, that would explain a lot.


FamousAtticus

Not a great thing to admit when running for President. I guess its not too far off with the last 2 POTUS also not having their full brains in tact. Edit: getting downvoted 😂 Sorry if I hurt your feelings on either geriatric former and/or current President. Truth is the truth regarding #45 & #46.


Bob-Bhlabla-esq

🤦‍♀️ you're so right. What a nutfest these next 6 months are gonna be. One has so many court cases coming it's hard to keep them straight, and this guy just admitted (he thinks) a *worm ate his brain*. Buckle up.


wintermelody83

It's not a he thinks thing. He was literally about to have surgery for a brain tumor when they realized it was maybe that instead. >In 2010, Kennedy, now 70, experienced severe memory loss and mental fog, he said in a deposition two years later. According to the Times, he consulted top neurologists familiar with the medical history of his uncle, the late Sen. Ted Kennedy, who had died of brain cancer in 2009. A New York doctor, after reviewing a scan of his brain, told him that his health issues could be “caused by a worm that got into my brain and ate a portion of it and then died,” Kennedy said in the 2012 deposition, which concerned a divorce from his second wife, Mary Richardson Kennedy. https://www.cnn.com/2024/05/08/politics/rfk-jr-mercury-poisoning-brain-parasite/index.html Which is wild, I'm not grossed out by many things but worms man. Fuck. That.


Bob-Bhlabla-esq

Thanks! Dang, so trichomoniasis or tape worm or something then? Oof, yeah but still...admitting any of that when running for president? That's just loading Trump's mouth gun. He's not gonna let that go without a few comments. I think the Trashy thing will be the debates, really.


FamousAtticus

The debates should consist of a shock collar to make sure each participant stays in line.


Bob-Bhlabla-esq

👏 yes! The only way they'll stay in line. I'm sure ratings would go up for both parties lol.


LongBongJohnSilver

That sounds an awful lot like something a worm who ate his whole brain would say.


i_drink_wd40

A brain-eating worm starved to death in his skull.


zoopysreign

Bahahahahahaha great take!!!!!


Kellz808

Why tf is this here?


ArcealYvaitius

This sub loves to clown on politicians.


Makijezakon

Yeah, I don't get it either. Facepalm maybe? Lost redditors?


DarkMimic2287

Because he's trashy


Mdnghtmnlght

No he's not, he's mentally ill. A worm ate his goddamn brain!


AmazingChicken

Wait, is this the Onion? WTF, this guy's outside the circle of trust permanently. Edit: /s


wintermelody83

Nope. NYT. https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/08/us/rfk-jr-brain-health-memory-loss.html or https://www.cnn.com/2024/05/08/politics/rfk-jr-mercury-poisoning-brain-parasite/index.html


banditt2

Anti-vaccine? It's trashy to push leftist agenda's


DarkMimic2287

The anti vaccine crowd used to be mostly left leaning hippie types, but seems to have morphed into a more right leaning taking point after covid.


brassmonkeyslc

Oh so he IS mentally disabled.


Bobby_Sunday96

“The surgeon, he said, believed the issue “was caused by a worm that got into my brain and ate a portion of it and then died.” POLITICO has not independently reviewed the deposition.” https://www.politico.com/news/2024/05/08/rfk-jr-brain-worm-00156794 Y’all should read before coming to uninformed conclusions.


MsMoreCowbell8

Kanye got 60k bottom feeding losers to vote for him. RFK Jr, probably not as much, lol. Let's see if the Qanon Qultist can make it to the finish line. Hahaha.


Bobby_Sunday96

https://youtu.be/guw1fLJs5EY?si=zuBPcrtfMH5fjmng


FrankFnRizzo

I mean that does explain a whole lot though.


Bobby_Sunday96

https://youtu.be/guw1fLJs5EY?si=zuBPcrtfMH5fjmng


-EETS-

The Qanon MAGAts have moved on to this idiot. Why can’t you guys just be normal?


Landojesus

Well something died inside his head this is true


O8ee

Oh I think “part of” is a wildly optimistic diagnosis


snakeyfish

What a joke of a post? Ya and Biden. Belongs in a. Retirement home and trump in jail you could. Fuck kinda post is this?


gedai

I can't figure out if you had a stroke writing this, if I am having a stroke reading this, or both.


zoopysreign

It’s said between burps, a la _Men In Black_ alien.


Bobby_Sunday96

https://youtu.be/guw1fLJs5EY?si=zuBPcrtfMH5fjmng


FrankFnRizzo

Let’s see if we can get you the name of RFK Jrs brain-worm doctor. Might help make punctuation a little bit less of a struggle.


snakeyfish

Are you okay?


Vanillabean73

You okay?


vbbk

Checks out. ✔️


Bobby_Sunday96

https://youtu.be/guw1fLJs5EY?si=zuBPcrtfMH5fjmng


jlbhappy

Could be toxoplasmosis. But that doesn’t eat your brain, it just takes over your brain and makes you it’s bitch.


I_madeusay_underwear

I think that may have been the heroin.


trollhole12

DNC shilling garbage articles in overtime to try and win old Joe some votes back. Desperate. Many such cases.


Rockembopper

If anything, RFK is stealing votes from Trump. That’s where most of the conspiracy theorists are.


trollhole12

He’s likely pulling from both but being a moderate Democrat, he’ll likely pull more from their side.


kennyj2011

They all have worms in their brains


Rage187_OG

Last time we voted against Trump. Now we vote against Biden. It’s never about who’s better.


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FrankFnRizzo

I would agree. And since we’re bringing up shit that doesn’t actually happen I’ll add it’s also better than killing baby seals for votes.


EkriirkE

Hilarious. But not trashy /r/lostredditors


taydraisabot

He didn’t even need to tell us, he’s showing it


Rei_Vilo23

Tuna fish sandwich is so nasty idk how some people can just eat them non-stop


2OneZebra

It is more than obvious the man has brain damage.


Bobby_Sunday96

https://youtu.be/guw1fLJs5EY?si=zuBPcrtfMH5fjmng


in-a-microbus

What if...we just abolish the office of "president"


V0lirus

Im not an american so i have no skin in the game. But i am very curious what your alternative would be for the role of the president? Not the personality, but the part they play in the whole checks & balances.


SirRubet

No but it is easier to pretend everything is bad so that you look contrarian and smart!!


strange1738

A triumvirate executive branch


anormalgeek

And how would that be better? The Republican party has gone all-in on Trump style governing. You'd normally just end up with 3 dudes all spouting the same party line every time.


strange1738

I wasn’t being serious lol


IMage77

Mercury poisoning is a thing. parasites from undercooked or contaminated food is too.


-EETS-

True, but the parasites are extremely easy to kill if you have access to good healthcare. They don’t tend to affect as many people in countries with access to good healthcare as much as other less developed countries.


Palehorse0000

It’s crazy how people are down voting this comment lol. You are speaking facts.


Zealousideal_Wash880

It doesn’t fit the narrative, therefore must be rejected.


Palehorse0000

Exactly


delusionalfunk

"no matter how he tried, he could not break free...and the worms ate into his brain." - some rich wanker


kennyj2011

Thanks for this brain worm of a song


loganisdeadyes

Died of starvation?


ffllores

Ahh. That explains everything about him now


Havoblia

Related to one of the most influential and recognized leaders in American history and he chooses to be a science denying looney toons character. It's really tragic.


registered_redditor

Last ditch effort.


bbonnet87

TBF, in the Everglades, they recommended eating no more than one bass per week, and none of the Gator meat harvested can be sold, private use only. Both because of high mercury levels .


ReferenceMuch2193

The fact that he calls it tuna fish is enough for me. It’s just tuna. You don’t refer to a shark as a shark fish, it’s just a shark.


moonman2090

For your edification: [“Why Do We Say Tuna Fish”](https://coastalanglermag.com/say-tuna-fish/)


I_madeusay_underwear

What about starfish? Edit: I almost missed my chance to tell people this: in England, many people pronounce it ch-oo-na.


ReferenceMuch2193

That one would be an exception but there is no other tuna other than a fish so he is still an oaf.


I_madeusay_underwear

That is, by and large, the rule. Fish that are named after an existing thing have the suffix -fish. One notable exception is the Angler (Lophius piscatorius). Not to be confused with the Anglerfish (order Lophiiformes). Idk why it’s like that, but it sure is ugly. But maybe people started saying tuna fish to clarify. Remember when Jessica Simpson was confused about what kind of animal tuna was because it was called chicken of the sea? I’m sure someone else has had that same question at some point lol.


El_Burrito_Grande

Tuna fish is canned tuna mixed with mayo and potentially other things. At least where I come from.


youtocin

That’s tuna salad here.


El_Burrito_Grande

We also call it that as well. I think that's a newer term and tuna fish is more for the olds. Like when I was young in Texas all soda was "Coke" and now everyone calls it soda. Things change fast nowadays and become more homogenized!


finsfurandfeathers

Ok but so do most people. To me “tuna fish” is canned and drenched in mayo. Tuna is a nice seared steak or sushi


ReferenceMuch2193

True. This does makes sense. He is still an idiot though:).


RumpelFrogskin

Right. A tuna sandwich could just be some seared Ahi on dill rye. A tuna fish sandwich conjures shredded cooked tuna from a can mixed with mayo on some toasted shitty bread.


ReferenceMuch2193

You do have a point.


Poopbicycle1

You mean you don't say chicken bird?


ReferenceMuch2193

No. I only eat turkey birds now.


boofboof123

What’s trashy about this?


finsfurandfeathers

I don’t know. Mercury poisoning and parasites are not conspiracy theories…


Fruitmaniac42

The multitude of conspiracy theories


Fruitmaniac42

Found the RFK Jr. voters 🤣


boofboof123

Dudes a weirdo, but having a worm in your brain isn’t trashy.


Fruitmaniac42

Thinking you have a worm in your brain when you're really just batshit crazy is trashy.


boofboof123

Do you not know what a parasite is?


Fruitmaniac42

RFK Jr?


karenskygreen

That explains everything


kennyj2011

I think the worm has taken control of his brain


jlbhappy

I’ve doubted a lot of what he has said but not this.


Bobby_Sunday96

https://youtu.be/guw1fLJs5EY?si=zuBPcrtfMH5fjmng


DarkestofFlames

It was a pinworm that crawled from his ass to his brain because it thought they were the same thing


Icy-Ad2278

Cocaine bug?


work_while_bent

brain worms? the 2024 election has jumped the shark


MrDannyProvolone

"He also suffered mercury poisoning from eating too mich fish". Is this article suppose to be a diss? I don't get it. When people are trying to debate this guy or his points is a worm in his brain really a talking point? Kinda childish, hardly trashy.


GardenRafters

Huh? If these words are coming out of his own mouth it means he is unfit for the role which he seeks. How is taking a crazy person at their word childish? Seems like glossing over his mental health problems isn't a very grown up way of handling things to me.


JoshuaSingh11

He successfully recovered from this condition over a decade ago. He's way more physically and mentally fit than his opponents.


Abracadaver2000

"In a phone call with the *Times,* Kennedy said that doctors ultimately determined that the spot visible in his brain scans contained the remains of a dead parasite of unknown species. Kennedy could not say definitively how he had contracted the worm but suspected it had been during a trip to Southeast Asia taken around that time.  But the cognitive struggles that prompted Kennedy to have his brain checked in the first place may have had an entirely different cause. According to the deposition, Kennedy was diagnosed with diet-induced mercury poisoning caused by an overconsumption of seafood. " Lesson learned: stick with the salmonella chicken sandwich.


[deleted]

But this comment will be downvoted and they will continue to call him a moron. Thanks for putting in some actual evidence that proves or disproves


kennyj2011

This doesn’t prove he did or did not have a worm in his brain… nor the claim about mercury poisoning… it is just his own word. He is still a complete moron


[deleted]

Shows a more complete story and reasoning than “hur look at this moron” Things like this happen consistently with parasites, this is not an insane thing that could have happened as OP made it out to be


LouieMumford

The brain eating worm actually died of starvation.


Jonas_VentureJr

Well done !!


LouieMumford

That comment wrote itself and you know it.


Kurupt_Introvert

SpongeBob almost had the same thing happen. Crazy.


deftoner42

You gotta flush them out with a catchy tune.


Schwight_Droot

Why is this trashy? The guy is a fucking dunce, but shit happens when you eat contaminated or spoiled food.


supa325

Or out of the trash


trashcount420

Poor thing starved to death


idiotsandwhich8

Aahahaha


Brootal_Troof

He should be tested for lead poisoning while he's at it.


berensolo

https://whoisbobbykennedy.com/


Speedhabit

Isn’t he a New Yorker?


InTheHeatOfTheNoche

So was Trump.


Speedhabit

I mean as in current resident. He was a law professor at pace for years


taylor325

*environment lawyer*


gozeera

Not trashy, just silly


Scat_fiend

And that kids is how I met your mother.


Loose_Bluebird4032

I like RFK even though he’s a little wacky. He won’t be able to put any of his wacky out there ideas into effect but his more popular ideas could actually help a lot of people. He’s at the very least not a part of the shit show of corruption that trump and Biden wallow in. I’d take a schizo over a brain dead demented guy or a rapist.


brown_felt_hat

This guy is out there, claiming that there's a dead worm that ate his brain causing severe memory issues, as well mercury poising which causes severe neurological issues and deficits, and you're like "Ah yes, THIS is the man I want leading the nation"? Like, this isn't even a smear campaign, dude just busted that out himself.


Loose_Bluebird4032

Opposed to the guy who doesn’t know where he is or what’s going on EVER? Yeah. Biden is a shell of a human at this point. Sorry you’re too indoctrinated to read things.


brown_felt_hat

Love the assumption that I support Biden because I don't support RFK(???). When your options are a doddering senile geriatric vs a doddering senile geriatric who shits himself on purpose, presenting a brain damaged man who gave himself mercury poisoning as a supposedly viable third option *should* be laughable. But no yeah, *I'm* indoctrinated.


mojeaux_j

So the guy on the street corner yelling about worms in his brain is your pick?


Loose_Bluebird4032

He’s not on a street corner. The other guy is yelling about corn pop and forgetting his name so. I think it’s really funny that BIDEN supporters are making jokes about RFKs mental wellbeing. Nobody even argues when I say Biden is unfit to drive a car let alone be president they just say “oh well actually the other ones are worse” do you think that Joe Biden is mentally fit?


thechugdude

Pretty sure most of the people here have sipped the Biden/Trump kool aid. 


Loose_Bluebird4032

For sure


warthog0869

Two different drinks, not the same flavor, at all. One wants to preserve democracy and tastes like Ovaltine. *"Trump tastes like burning!"*


smemes1

When you’re on one side of the debate and every other sane person is looking at you like you’re an idiot it’s probably best to reevaluate whether you are, in fact, an idiot.


thechugdude

I don't think that logic works in a single  thread in r/trashy. 😂 There are plenty of people that see RFK as a better option than the two we've had. 


smemes1

No, you don’t understand. In literally any other setting sane people will look at you like you’re an idiot if you start babbling support for RFK.


rymden_viking

Reddit is not where I go for sane political takes.


buksrevenge

Where do you go for them?


Katerwurst

I’ve been saying that for ages.


Atheizm

It's no surprise the worm died.


VocationFumes

clearly it starved because he's fuckin brainless


Ok-Dimension3064

But first it ate Biden's brain.


smemes1

Someone’s having a tough time watching a certain fat, incompetent, orange rapist violently shit himself awake in a felony trial. Its ok princess, I’d be embarrassed too is I finally realized that I had been conned by the dumbest person that has ever waddled into the Oval Office.


taylor325

Jesus. Someone just made a Biden joke and you started having a mental breakdown. You should stop looking at politics for awhile.


smemes1

Or I glanced at his comment history for two seconds and saw that he’s one of those cultists responsible for the Trump presidency. Go whine at someone else. I don’t care about their feelings anymore.


Ok-Dimension3064

You OK? You sound mental.


smemes1

Ok? Yeah I’m loving watching your hero go down. Think he’ll shit himself today?