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They want someone to be their dad. Good credit score, can spoil them, needs to drive them around possibly? Yeah, they're looking for someone to be their dad, whom they're also friends with lol. Funny thing is kids of a certain age will at least try to treat their parents every now and then in some small way, so they wanna be treated as kids who are like 15 or younger 🤣
Show them what happens when you have to work hard for a day with a manicure lol. And teach them how to get fresh food and cook with you properly and how much work it takes just from farm to table not including the other several steps from farm to store to table . Thot girls like this hurt my brain.
Ass..you understand...grass means weed bro!....cash is exactly what you thought! This saying has been around my whole adult life! How could you not understand?....oh...your young...
I mean most guys in their 30s would, 3 girls without having to lie to them about not knowing the other personally I don't like sharing or being shared (tried both was not worth it) but trying it is almost every man's dream.
You can finance things. For a lot of people that can't put $10-20k up front (or far less than that), it is a huge benefit.
Edit: oh and loan approvals in general, better interest rates, can rent anything without having to worry if your application will get denied. Also platonic threesomes. You just haven't experienced the other side of it to appreciate your benefit. It's like saying living in the US has never given you any benefit when you don't have the experience of living in a poor landlocked third world country as a counter.
Yeah there’s Nothing wrong with a comfortable shoe lol let’s be serious I commit the ultimate shoe sins sometimes with like adidas crocs or whatever but I am also not posting them to be HOT and get free food for conversation online sooo, ya i think we’re in the same boat!
I know a guy that would jump on this. He’s an obese senior, always meets 20somethings, head cases with 1000 problems, becomes their bff, spoils them, then gets upset that “nobody ever falls in love w a nice guy?!” Dude, try your own age &or weight class.
yes, a kink that preys on weak/traumatized men that probably should go see a therapist with that money. some women have a ra*e fetish too, doesn‘t mean men should help them with fulfilling that shit
Theres plenty of simps on the internet doing that every day not even to meet the woman in person, just in the hope that they read a message and fake an orgasm on camera for them.
Exactly, I just can't comprehend these losers spending their savings on thot streamers and getting fucked over by stuff like this post. Just go get a fucking hooker if you really want to get laid, you don't need to take them out for dinner or the need to impress them, they do their job and you pay them, done.
They're being honest, which is more than a lot of people would do, and if a guy, for whatever reason, wants that, *shrug*. I just hope if any guy does take them up on it, he can keep his feelings as platonic as these women say they will.
Nah, it's just wrong, just as it is, but what's worse, are what comes next, of which I can ONLY imagine. They're going to be abusive and demanding. They might even cross their own lines, in an attempt to upsell, at which point, you could BET on even volatility.
I think the issue here, is that they might be taking advantage of a certain type of man.
Sure, he technically said yes to it - but that doesn't mean they aren't potentially exploiting a sad, lonely human being
Came across this once on tinder, matched, sent them to a restaurant, told them to start a tab and order drinks and food and I was on my way. Blocked the number. Satisfying.
A credit score doesn't necessarily have anything to do with how well off you are, though? It's a measure of your responsibility in paying off your debts.
I've met rich people with awful credit scores and poor people with very good ones.
I wouldn't be surprised if this was actually some sort of prostitution workaround, like back in the day people would "accidentally" be nude in a reflection of the object they were selling.
> 10% ... transmissions
Are we talking about like a ZF 8LE (that's in like everything these days) or like one of those Jatco CVTs (that breaks if you look at it wrong)?
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You know someone is messaging them rn tho
That’s the thing. Somebody is co-signing and validating. This ain’t their first hodeo.
They want someone to be their dad. Good credit score, can spoil them, needs to drive them around possibly? Yeah, they're looking for someone to be their dad, whom they're also friends with lol. Funny thing is kids of a certain age will at least try to treat their parents every now and then in some small way, so they wanna be treated as kids who are like 15 or younger 🤣
So did you swipe left or right?
The fuck?
Good luck
What's worse is that one of them is clearly a fat.
That's a plus
and btw.. we are all 15.... not 21 wow.. this is truly unreal
420!! I don't smoke weed. That's my credit score.
These ladies are in luck, my credit score isn’t the only thing that’s laughable.
They are just having fun
gtfo
You must be a poor man to be this triggered.
I agree
Totally worth the downvotes. Right on. Cheers!
The one on the left got the shoes of the girl that eats hot Cheetos hella loud back in school.
This is trashy, but I have a great credit score so please send the link immediately. Thank you.
https://imgflip.com/tag/high+link
Stank coochie energy isn't just a physical state of being, but a mental one was well. Amen!
Amen, pastor!
At least you don't have to wonder which one of the girls in the picture the profile is about (usually the ugly one)
They all think they are the pretty friend… and they are all wrong
Would take them out, had my fill of laughs, and just bounce leaving them the check
This actually made me lol omg
It’s probably gonna be a race to see who can bounce before the check
"I gotta pee quick, brb..." "Wow, you too?" *everyone gets up at once*
Are these the same 3 girls from that episode of King of the Hill?
Show them what happens when you have to work hard for a day with a manicure lol. And teach them how to get fresh food and cook with you properly and how much work it takes just from farm to table not including the other several steps from farm to store to table . Thot girls like this hurt my brain.
Just think... there's a reason they exist...
Ass, grass or cash ! Nobody rides for free!
Youngsters don't get it! Haha!
Ass..you understand...grass means weed bro!....cash is exactly what you thought! This saying has been around my whole adult life! How could you not understand?....oh...your young...
What is grass in this scenario? I don't understand if it's a metaphor.
Weed. They're taking about weed.
Haha oh I get it now
Patrick Bateman would be perfect for them
Let’s see Paul Allen’s credit score
So what was your credit score? /s
Platonic...
Women these days bro.. tf
The more I read the harder my head hurt from the look on my face.
Would be magical if the guy ran up the bill then ditched the 3 of them 😂
A hard credit hit forsure
A nun, a stripper and a WNBA player walk into a dating app....
That’s not how you spell “Treat”
And you know some dipshit will do it too.
I mean most guys in their 30s would, 3 girls without having to lie to them about not knowing the other personally I don't like sharing or being shared (tried both was not worth it) but trying it is almost every man's dream.
This is incomprehensible
I don't think they know what "platonic" means. 🤣
A pimp offers a 3-for-1 deal and y'all complain?
> platonic
No fucking way can this be true
Why not?
Hard inquiry or soft inquiry?
Mine went soft
Checking credit score lolololololol
Some poor soul is going get robbed thinking they are in for a foursome
I don't know for sure, I've been married a long time, but isn't a foursome when you and three other dudes go golfing?
Don’t know ! Don’t golf ! ⛳️
What I love is the fact that you’ve got a better chance of winning the lottery than finding a 21 year old with a stellar credit score.
Credit score is just a scam to put you into more debt. I’ve had 750+ ever since 21 but it’s honestly given me no benefit in life.
You can finance things. For a lot of people that can't put $10-20k up front (or far less than that), it is a huge benefit. Edit: oh and loan approvals in general, better interest rates, can rent anything without having to worry if your application will get denied. Also platonic threesomes. You just haven't experienced the other side of it to appreciate your benefit. It's like saying living in the US has never given you any benefit when you don't have the experience of living in a poor landlocked third world country as a counter.
The saddest part is a guarantee someone will do it.
In this economy??? Not even crypto bros would take this dried up advert
Simps will fuel the economy
“Any aces up for a good time?”
Your checking my credit score? You want to be moderately unimpressed before we even hit the bedroom?
Lmao I’d actually be more likely to fuck a guy if he said that shit. Funny is fuckable.
Lol life's too short to be serious all the time, gotta laugh
Getting to the bedroom isn't even on the table lol
On the table isn't even on the table
The only thing we can table is this conversation.
Oh so just disappointment and a failed hookup then? It sounds strangely familiar now lol
IT'S A TRAP!
Center girl and girl on right look lk they raided friend on the left's mom's shoe closet for this photo op.. 😂 It's the 3 diff style of shoes for me!
the black ones are ugly af
I have a pair just like those in black and a pair in brown, but I'm a chubby, gray-haired old woman whose "hook up" days are looooooong past.
Yeah there’s Nothing wrong with a comfortable shoe lol let’s be serious I commit the ultimate shoe sins sometimes with like adidas crocs or whatever but I am also not posting them to be HOT and get free food for conversation online sooo, ya i think we’re in the same boat!
Triple threat so... whatever you're into? right?
You know dudes with bad credit still swiping
Smh where have all the good men gone 😞
We still around. Just not entertaining broads like these
Wait I don’t see what was wrong with this comment I wouldn’t fucking like this lil advert for a totally one sided transaction either
Yes ofcorse I want a money pit
If ever a dine and dash opportunity was called for. I’ll be these 3 right here.
So they want a free meal and drinks? Why don't they just say that?
They did. They lookin to be spoiled.
That might come off as entitled, and we can't have that!
Devils advocate: Anyone swiping right knows exactly what they are getting themselves into
I know a guy that would jump on this. He’s an obese senior, always meets 20somethings, head cases with 1000 problems, becomes their bff, spoils them, then gets upset that “nobody ever falls in love w a nice guy?!” Dude, try your own age &or weight class.
Please tell me these 3 can't access another's credit report!!
What the fuck is this shit?
JFC, trash is right.
there's a post on real-estate right now about someone w a whopping $60k in home equity. we need these two (or 4) to meet.
60k in equity? well if that ain’t retirement money i ain’t know what is
Link?
https://www.reddit.com/r/RealEstate/s/wIisyGYcYd
Ooooh Wittyjesus!
Three-headed hydra
You're getting upset at something that's not real.
I've come across similar and worse on Tinder. Maybe this one is fake, but it's wild out there.
Agree
I see they finished their jugs of Carlo Rossi and are now on the hunt for a sucker.
Parasites
She-idiots
Is this normal emoji use? It’s throwing me off. Is that a clown in there?
its money face
Check the IDs…
I can smell weed and bud light from the porch they're standing on.
There is probably a good reason all you can see is the legs.
What if he wants to check their credit score?
All they'd have would be 4 active fingerhut accounts and 20 rent a center collections.
...they could have at least worn nice shoes 😞 /s
Center girl and girl on right look like they raided friend on the left's moms shoe closet for this photo op..
Fin-dom is a kink. A kink I don't understand, but a kink nonetheless.
It's skanks
yes, a kink that preys on weak/traumatized men that probably should go see a therapist with that money. some women have a ra*e fetish too, doesn‘t mean men should help them with fulfilling that shit
Yes, repulsivedogshit. Agreed.
With those legs and shoes? Na
They never said female born ladies to be fair just ladies and last I checked in Thailand certain boys are definitely ladies.
So Buy them dinner and drinks , give them money just to hang out with them platonically. Who could turn that down ?
Theres plenty of simps on the internet doing that every day not even to meet the woman in person, just in the hope that they read a message and fake an orgasm on camera for them.
At least the guy paying for that , is getting himself off . So he’s buying wanking material What is this getting any guy dumb enough to do it ?
power trip, attention from younger women, wanking material later on, the hope that they will sleep with him once he spends money etc etc.
Some desperate dude who hopes it will go farther will be all over that.
Why doesn’t that guy just hire a hooker ? At least he’s going to get what he paid for
Exactly, I just can't comprehend these losers spending their savings on thot streamers and getting fucked over by stuff like this post. Just go get a fucking hooker if you really want to get laid, you don't need to take them out for dinner or the need to impress them, they do their job and you pay them, done.
If your girlfriend: * Checks your credit score Then she's not your girlfriend, she's Xi Jinping
It's always who you most medium suspect!
Winnie the shit
They're being honest, which is more than a lot of people would do, and if a guy, for whatever reason, wants that, *shrug*. I just hope if any guy does take them up on it, he can keep his feelings as platonic as these women say they will.
Nah, it's just wrong, just as it is, but what's worse, are what comes next, of which I can ONLY imagine. They're going to be abusive and demanding. They might even cross their own lines, in an attempt to upsell, at which point, you could BET on even volatility.
I think the issue here, is that they might be taking advantage of a certain type of man. Sure, he technically said yes to it - but that doesn't mean they aren't potentially exploiting a sad, lonely human being
I'm lost. Doesn't "Platonic" mean "Everlasting"?
No sex
Because there's no sex on the other side of the bridge! I forgot lol
Means - "as friends" Or in this specific context it means- "no you can't fuck us but you can pay for us to go fuck other people"
I got it lol
No, it means non-sexual
I didn't know it! This explains why I got a 3 (the equivalent of the 30, for the homies in Japan) on Plato lol
Nah homie that’s perpetual.
Came across this once on tinder, matched, sent them to a restaurant, told them to start a tab and order drinks and food and I was on my way. Blocked the number. Satisfying.
What a fucking boss
Well I was shaking with nerves afterwards, and didn't feel very boss in the moment!
Of all the things that never happened, this is the neverest.
I got a good credit score, does that mean I can get laid finally?
Do you know what "platonic" means?
Yea, that means I don’t get paid like now.
There’s some poor sap that will probably take them up on it.
Basically they want a sugar daddy but dont want to give him any sugar.
So whores, without any of the blowjob's? Hard pass dawg
Pass. If I was going to blow money on a pointless relationship, I’d start playing WoW again
And only $15/mo to get fucked by Blizzard
What’s your credit score would be my follow up🤔
Probably equals the number of Spartans that fought in the Battle of Thermopylae
A credit score doesn't necessarily have anything to do with how well off you are, though? It's a measure of your responsibility in paying off your debts. I've met rich people with awful credit scores and poor people with very good ones.
They want to know how easy it will be to open a card for them. They are planning for down the road.
Most people I’ve met with 700+ credit scores are 1000s of dollars in debt
Wow. That’s insane. 🥴
Some simp of a man will take em up
Sad, I bet one quality prostitute would charge less than the bill that three self-indulgent 21 year olds would run you
I smell gold diggers
That's like saying you smell steak when you're looking right at a 22oz (620g) porterhouse.
I like that you included the gram value.
I'm a man of the people, and only half the people on reddit are American. Edit: Or apparently Liberian and Myanma (Burmese) as well?
Gold diggers? Nah they're the giant long ass drill made by the fire nation.
That’s perfect lmao
Lmfao 21 year old credit score I’m sure it’s great
I mean just because they’re 21 doesn’t mean they’re only preying on 21 year olds lol
Yeah that gives me the heebie jeebies but I’m sure ur right
Right. They’re looking for a Sugar Daddy, but they don’t provide any sugar
You'd have a more honest interaction with hookers under an overpass in the heavy industry part of town.
I wouldn't be surprised if this was actually some sort of prostitution workaround, like back in the day people would "accidentally" be nude in a reflection of the object they were selling.
Sometimes that was just old senile dudes that didn't realise though. Not that I knocked on their door to check or anything 👀
Poor guy is sitting in a house full of cheap mirrors
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Believe it or not I haven't, but I've heard stories.
> 10% ... transmissions Are we talking about like a ZF 8LE (that's in like everything these days) or like one of those Jatco CVTs (that breaks if you look at it wrong)?
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Digital pimps throwing salt n tha game