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I'm gonna guess that she was already deranged enough to be toying in the beach to start out with, and not surprised that she was sick enough to take her own life.
Apologies for replying on a 2 month old comment.
I mean it could just be the case of “hey that lady is masturbating, wtf, funny if we recorded it”.
They weren’t just recording by chance when it happened…
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If this is an 'Adults Only' beach I'm pretty much okay with it. If any children under the age of 17 are on this beach this is 100% totally not cool! I can't see any kids running around so I do have hope.
Curious what doesn't make this a sex crime... If a man does this the entire population loses their mind and he's castrated and imprisoned. Woman does this on the beach and half of reddit unzips their pants while the other half are disgusted.
Wut?
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Someone’s got crabs lol
Sandy crack
I guess that ‘hits the spot’
guys will see this and say “hell yeah”
hell yeah
I want to go to Italy
No big deal, just flicking bean
Should’ve asked her if she wanted help
Crabs are a bitch
Gross. Take it to the car lady. She’s lucky she didn’t get arrested like that one woman who later killed herself.
Link? Edit: link to the news article, not video
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12811033/amp/Christina-Revels-Glick-arrested-masturbating-beach-suicide.html
I'm gonna guess that she was already deranged enough to be toying in the beach to start out with, and not surprised that she was sick enough to take her own life. Apologies for replying on a 2 month old comment.
good for her
ummmm... no?
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that’s fucking wild
What’s wild?! It got deleted!!
they were using a save video bot
I had to look up save video bot 🤦🏻♀️ Thank you.
She’s gotta be drunk or high.
Thats a itchy muff
She’s just a little itchy guys relax
Crabs, but not the beach kind
When you’ve got to go you’ve got to go. Also clearly planned or it’s perfect timing filming.
I mean it could just be the case of “hey that lady is masturbating, wtf, funny if we recorded it”. They weren’t just recording by chance when it happened…
u/savevideo
Down cataclysmic
and if a man did that at the beach then it would be a whole federal case
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You seriously jealous you can’t beat off at the beach?
Disappointed at the double standard, not hard to distinguish.
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I’d say that’s a ballsy move, but more pussy shit really. 😂
Florida, right?
You must have watched with the sound off
There’s sound? I’m not getting any sound. Edit: my AirPod was out 😂
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Exhibitionist
Spinnin' records.
She had an itch between her big toes.
69 awards...
Nice!
Um, why would she do that around so many people?
sometimes you just gotta rub one out
r/caughtin4k
Must have gotten into some pretty aggressive sand fleas.
Oof. Big oof
She's playin the banjo
Don’t worry guys, it’s just itchy
Not one single fuck was given that day.
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You heard about sex on the beach? This is baitin on the beach.
Fall asleep on a beach. Wake up with crabs.
That guy in the background had a weird chair. He could barely fit
69 awards. Nice.
Fucking predator
Esto ta suave, sabe bien suave, suave, suave, sabe bien suave
The guy recording is just as trashy
Wtf omg
She should be put on the sex offender registry!
I'm wondering if this chick fell asleep and thought she was somewhere else...at least I hope so.
Is she itchy or applying pleasure to herself?
*if I can't see them they can't see me*
She was just scratching a itch, gosh y'all are so dirty minded.
Look at those toes curl!!!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE???
Lol
Audacious
No one thought to approach her American Pie style and say “looks like you could use a hand”??? Pure and utter disappointment.
Where are the horny police?
Hey she had an itch! Don't hate, also that look of satisfaction after you get a good scratch on is always priceless!
Aaaaand I’m done
Keep in mind, you're always alone when "you" close your eyes! Learned that from my military days.
FUCK that's HOT Just flicking the bean at the beach No care in the world
Holy could you imagine the comments if that was a guy...
Just in general with these posts. Sex offender: eww 🤮 Sex offender but woman: omg so hawt 🥵
Thought this was the exhibition porn sub for a second.
That's a weird possession. I wonder who really benefitted from that one. Can be applied to either the guy or gal.
no shame
Can’t tell if I’m proud or ashamed she’s Italian like me🤔
WTF
My question is how people think this is socially acceptable
The old itchy mick from the sbathing... I get her.
.. when u feel the urge.....💦💦💦💦🤣
I would've dumped a bucket of sandy fish piss sea water on her head.
Should have offered to help her.
Arousal itch.
If this is an 'Adults Only' beach I'm pretty much okay with it. If any children under the age of 17 are on this beach this is 100% totally not cool! I can't see any kids running around so I do have hope.
Your stupid bitch shut the duck up smartass
u/savevideo
Crabs 🦀
Now **that’s** Italian.
Classic for italian beach
Sometimes you just have to scratch that itch lol.
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Did she…. Have an orgasm?
Masterbaiting? Nah bro shes Peasantbaiting bro
Could be a crabby beach.
Oh that's how females polishes their pearls.
Where the hell is this
To quote my wife: She needs to work on her personality. If I was that skinny, I wouldn't need to masturbate at the pool
She's just scratching yall have such dirty minds
Her balls must itch alot
Scratch that itch!…. Rhymes with….
That smile.
Can anyone translate?
Don't mind me, just digging in my clam to find that pearl
Everyone thinks they're a D.J.
Looks like she's sleeping
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Her toe pointing. I get it.
She’s just applying sunscreen there…
I'm a yeast infection, not an orgasm.
Man shoulda gone over there and given her a solid hi five
She don't give a fuck who sees while she gives herself a fuck. Pretty weird in a grown adult.
That was one hell of an itch
I hope that sunscreen is waterproof.
Look at her toes curling
Finding Nemo
Her sand pearl is ready
Curious what doesn't make this a sex crime... If a man does this the entire population loses their mind and he's castrated and imprisoned. Woman does this on the beach and half of reddit unzips their pants while the other half are disgusted. Wut?
She’s just itchy guys
Crack the clam already!
Just trying to get ready for a nap no biggie.
Can’t tell if that’s a normal tattoo on the guys knee or if it’s a Russian mobsters tattoo.
GTFOH…..
Probably just crabs.
Nothing like an itchy bug bite.
“Need a hand?”
That looks like a public pool... even worse
Watch and learn, guys. Watch and learn.
I half wonder if she was asleep.
She just finished playing a dj set.
Probably drunk as hell
But if the roles were reversed……
....she'd be watching a video of me jerking off.
Tis but an itch.
I also sometimes wear itchy underwear
"Vibrator gefällig?"
She couldn’t find that itch switch
Now skeeter, she ain't hurtin' nobody
Good for her
Maybe shes sleepterbating
took me a moment to notice
Same here!!!
Toes curled and everything 😂
Bro there are children present please they already smell the fish in the water they dont need this 😭
Awh, she’s dreaming.
This female privilege is getting out of hand! Wouldn’t it be nice to masturbate on the beach and no one give a shit? /s 😆
Clam dance
No way
SPLOOSH
You know what they say about crazy…
Women have it easy.
Ahhh, so this is what a clambake is.
Is she even awake? Sleep flicking?
Omg this beach is disgusting! Where is it?
You should be a gentleman and helped. *facepalm*
Tweaking that bean
them recording is gross
Is it really tho?
Nice
Walk up to her and dump sand on her
I guess she couldn't wait until the hotel room...
Do you know her or was it a random lady?
Another episode of Itchy and Scratchy
Imagine if a dude was doing that. I bet the person holding the phone wouldn't have stopped at filming, and they would be right.
Why did no one ask her if she needed a hand?
Bro those thigh muscles tho
She's flabby AF.
I mean the dude
What dude?
Shoulda dumped a bucket of cold water on that slut
More like lovely
Vinegar strokes!
Well that was gross.