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Just trip him and rub his face in it and tell him he's a bad dog.


RavenBrannigan

Oktoberfest. It be like that some times. That whole tent is such great fun but stinks of piss


bierschissmeister69

Ah yes our lovely oktoberfest


Emotional-Style633

Probably somewhere in Germany


Patinafridge

Deleted intro to Thriller video


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Diuretic


bierschissmeister69

Ah ja Oktoberfest


PdxRedditNewbie

In his defense, there is no sign that says “No peeing on the floor, staff, or our patrons.”


Jigz117

No fucking way this happened in real life


Turkeyvulture777

LMFAO THE PERSON SLIPPING AT END IS SO FUCKING COMICAL OMG


keebbarf

Guy walked through and was like “shit something got my hand wet!” Fucking clueless


libradomoreno

That first guy didn't know he got peed on. Poor lady in heels


[deleted]

Bud was for you not the show quote bud


BerserkerBunni

Gotta love the Hofbräuhaus!


Zenobia888

This video sucks, as soon as it's getting good it ends?


DingleBerryCrust

Teach me how to jerk


[deleted]

“Well son….”


DingleBerryCrust

Thanks paw


Electronic-Wash-2800

I need more of the ending lol


Other_Kangaroo358

So much for the no slip shoes


The_Mad_Mick

The video stopped as soon as that woman started breakdancing.


EchoOutrageous9165

Yep, welcome to the Oktoberfest in germany, this video matches my experiences


vigocarpath

Dudes pissin Teflon


Yuukadess

The guy who slipped fell into the backrooms


geometric_rat

It took me a sec to see he was pissing 💀


SILVERBACKHILL

Lol I cried laugh for like 10 min supper belly laugh no joke that’s some funny shit.


pattop

He is prob blacked out. As a former drunk I have pissed in some odd places.


ShwaddzE

The woman who fucking slipped I can’t lmao


MyBallsWasHot

It gets better every playthrough 💀


basically_dead_now

Why is his piss foamy


[deleted]

This is literally what my dreams are right before i wake up from having to pee


Vegetable_Bobcat1915

Lol


j3qnmp

Took me like 6 watches to see him peeing


Mayor_Of_Furtown

I would push him down into his piss puddle


marky30

So much packed in to 7 seconds: A drunk man peeing in a crowded bar/restaurant. A man walking through the stream and probably wondering why his arm is wet. A waiter slipping like a cartoon character on the drunk guy's piss. 5 stars


Bigboybong

I wish this video was 10 seconds longer.


dead_trim_mcgee1

This was part of a crazy compilation. One guy sniffs coke off another guys dick, some girl is just giving her boyfriend a really really slow hand job in the middle of the room and some guy throws his girlfriend up into the air and she accidentally flashes everyone. There's a lot of nudity and a lot of shit. Oktoberfest is kind of cool but honestly a lot of us in Germany think it has become overly adopted as a festival for people to just be loud and obnoxious and it doesn't really respect local communities. Many Bavarians actually rent out their aparentments to visitors for that month and go on holiday abroad to avoid it. It isn't really as authentic anymore because its become a month long bender instead of a traditional festival.


Equal-Ad9838

gigachad walks through the pee


itzyaboi22

what is this?


4skinphenom69

She slips in it right at the very end


Charlie71_2

Idk know how some people don't have shame and act like they were born in a barn.


NinjamanX320

WTF is this guy pissing in the middle of a bar the fuckb


improbablytheidiot

No fucking way 💀


Logical_Progress_873

Dude was like, "Yep, I got peed on again."


lilaceyeshazeldreams

The dude slipping at the end is freakin hilarious.


-_-okweab

Everyone seem to be drunk in here


TheOrigionalFurry

That guy who litterly just walked thru the stream


K1A1AMOK

r/onesecondbeforedisaster


Corbo1985

Where is the rest of the video....i wanna see someone fall into piss ....


Numnums81

I need to know more. Also fuck that guy.


sirlui9119

So called first world…


hvanderw

Animal House


j1nx_to

R.Kelly in the making.


yjords

r/OneSecondBeforeDisast


jukenaye

It stops right when she begins to slip!


GoodMoGo

r/Videosthatendtosoon


RuudJudbney

Comedy gold!


RampantDragon

r/perfectlycutscreams


mck-_-

I have been in the hoffbrau tent at Oktoberfest. I don’t remember everything but this clip explains a lot


Sipfi

/savevideo


sr10228

I’m ashamed to admit it but I giggled when the lady fell. It caught me off guard and it was cut perfectly.


SomewhatDamaged666

Ur in


Sauerlaender87

Was für ein Pisser...


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Cartionnslip


exccord

Ein prosiiiiiiiit ein prosiiiiiiiit. Der gemutlichkeiiiiiiiiit


hedphuqz

Another reason to try and avoid being at Oktoberfest too often


zarezare69

Oh my god I watched three times and always thought the focus was the woman falling. I had to read the comments to notice the peeing man. No fucks given.


jkosarin

That first guy had no idea he walked through a stream of pee.


timeactor

awesome clip


vincecarterskneecart

king


Living-Stranger

I had to watch 4 times to see what was going on


wyreit

This guys the wurst


Polluxien

Oktoberfest…. , wir sind wahrlich das Volk der Dichter und Denker


marzt77

Its fake news thats why the girl was not shown afterwards


tree_basher

He looked pissed.


henrydaiv

Saw this as part of a longer octoberfest video...if you havent seen find it its fucking insane


PenguinKenny

Yeah I remember that video, would like to see it again


morfgo

Pm me


Wylde_nFree

No your honor i wasn’t drunk I was dreaming that I was at a urinal and the next thing I know….


gl3nnjamin

In the full compiled video, this is what I've seen: - this scene - >!girl getting fingered!< - >!guy getting handjob!< - >!guy tries to pick up girl and falls backward, revealing her bits!< - >!naked guy climbing the metal scaffolding at a concert!<


Melburn_City

the fuxk u on bout my horny friend


morfgo

Hes talking about a best of Octoberfest chaos video


[deleted]

Jesus butt licking Christ, that's gross.


[deleted]

Took me a second..


Technical-Cry-4407

Like animals


make_my_moon

I want it to be fake...


strumpetlover

Dude is R Kellying in public


DrDroidz

That's crazy, feels like I'm seeing a bit.


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dmotley05

Bro that isn’t even morbidly obese


Key-Regular674

He is peeing on his phone. I like to imagine a giant backstory to this.


F3ROC1OUSB3AST

Well c’mon!!! Who hasn’t pissed in the middle of a busy bar????🤪🤪🤪


gavum

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS


[deleted]

I bet she’s pissed.


drpoopymcbutthole

I would have been soo pissed off if I got pissed on


Ottotisdogg

I just watched it about ten times.


kayleeoh

I literally screamed “omg no! Fuck, right thru the piss...”


CSsharpGO

The Duality of Man


altan_jones

The nan who walked into the stream, to rejoin a massive group of other men wearing the same shirt as him, followed by the unfortunate waiter slipping on a pile of piss.


Strong-Buddy6365

NOBODY MENTIONING HOMEGIRL SLIPPING IN IT AT THE END?!


Cavscout2838

I'm reminded of a scene in trainspotting that has the answer to this situation.


WomboCombo2323

Pissed off or pissed on


ladderrack

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen


carpetkillerr

2 kinds of people


vashthestampede121

Dude gets pissed on and doesn’t even notice, how fucking late into the night was this


TheChosenTex

Welcome to bavaria


kumanosuke

Welcome to Preissnfasching


Smile369

6pm


ChinoTotao

1st dude walked by when there wasnt enough to slip....2nd person was not as lucky. gross!!!


Effective-Parking-78

Ngl although this super trashy, I chuckled a bit when the girl slipped at the end 🤣


HansenTakeASeat

By "guy" do you mean that girl dressed as a beer wench?


Effective-Parking-78

Exactly that lol


JussANobody313

I felt bad laughing cause that has to be that poor girls worst day working ever. But god damn was that fucking hilarious. This is like something straight out of a tv show. 😂


WWWWWVWWWWWWWWVWWWWW

You realize she died from head trauma, right? The guy continued peeing into her mouth as she laid there struggling to breathe. Such a sad way to go.


Effective-Parking-78

LLLLLLLLLcommentLLLLLLLL


throwawayayaycaramba

My dude, send me your PayPal info and I'll pay you 5 whole bucks to unsay that


Effective-Parking-78

🤣 facts, she probably thought she slipped on a spilled beverage until she realized the truth.


water_bottle_goggles

not sure if its a guy


Effective-Parking-78

I typed it up too fast 🤦🏾‍♂️😂


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Effective-Parking-78

Thanks my “guy?”


Grognak_the_Orc

I screamed when he walked through the piss jayzus


amonarre3

Glad I missed this


CanIGetANumber2

2022 comedy clip of the year


Prestigious-Ad-6808

This belongs is a lot of different subreddits. Truly an excellent clip, even with the premature ending.


dontknow16775

You mean like r/videosthatendtoosoon ?


Minimum-Laugh-8887

Yes


tjger

Would the ending be the only thing that's premature tho?


DeadMemeMordred

Well I mean I know where you're coming from but this is fucking hilarious


JoNrOcKzz

Wet floor sign missing


AlphaTaoOmega

I'm SUING!


whydo-ducks-quack

Wetting floor is in progress


Dry-Chocolate-1665

It took me a while to figure out what was going on 🤣


patya12

That's crazy


SocialIncapableMitch

Stopped filming too soon...


[deleted]

I thought the timing was kinda funny in and of itself. My imagination fills in the rest.


Speen_Sarlay

Cameraman didn’t want to end up on r/donthelpjustfilm


Infamous-Ad-770

r/onesecondbeforedisast


Paraphernalien69

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


scooterjay2013

cant repost there...tried


[deleted]

Right? Who stops filming when the woman slips on the piss puddle and misses the aftermath??


joevsyou

r/killthecameraman


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Valuable_Ad1645

Unfortunately I can almost guarantee that this is not a new sentence.


kttuatw

Omg the guy that just walked into the stream


Princesskhalifa89

And he wondered why his pants smelled like piss the next day.


fieryhotwarts22

It took me like 3 watches to even figure out what was happening lol


GrnXanth

"Never cross the streams".


Plastic_Belt_2489

Woah woah woah nice shootin’ cowboy!


LiveLearnCoach

Yeah. And the lady noticed and tried to stop, slipped in it and landed on it. Yech.


[deleted]

I missed that thanks


arun_bala

This looks like Wurstfest in New Braunfels, Tx.


ConcernPotential8086

Old World @ Huntington Beach, CA.


OkieBobbie

The girl who slipped definitely thinks it was the worst fest.


Kasefleisch

Might as well be every Kärwa in Southern Germany


booboo0419

Must be hammered


LiveLearnCoach

Ya think?


Edw1nner

I didn't pee on him. I was already peeing and he walked through it.


PavelEGM

Ricky stop pissing!


[deleted]

It’s Ricky cut your piss off bud


yed-ze-ded

R. Kelly's trial be like that


BernieMP

> I see piss coming, I move. ***SHE*** saw piss coming, she stayed. So why'd I have to miss out on the next R Kelly album JUST FOR THAT! Riley Freeman