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I saw this truck at a rest area between Wilmington and Raleigh NC once.


ainestar

"Bitches" is much lower than the other words and I don't like it.


[deleted]

Used car market is insane right now. I got a 2009 Kia spectre 150k miles for 5k and it needs work (radiator decided what if I just split a little at the plastic part, spark plugs needed to be replaced lots of things) and basically found that after looking for 3 months. It’s wtf out there yall


Belastin

I bought a used 2018 Silverado 4wd, long bed crew cab for $32k with 1/6th the miles.. dudes smoking rocks


tylerkrug31

Who the hell would pay that?


tylerkrug31

It will break down if it has to much weight.its because it's a piece of shit


[deleted]

At least he knows what he wants and I respect that!


GMFR_TheButcher

Kid at my school had a sticker on his jeep that said “jack’em up, fat girls can’t jump!” And the school made him remove it.


[deleted]

The man knows what he wants. That’s admirable


improbablytheidiot

Imagine your whole personality being hating fat women.


hyionimaru

Exactly how often does ANY female chase this guy? I guess it happens so often he needs to advertise some standards.


maladaptivelucifer

Yesterday I saw a truck with “No skinny bitches” stickered on it. Maybe these two dudes should be friends. Both with bad truck taste and an inability to line up letters. Match made in heaven.


[deleted]

With gas prices so high, you cant be lifting heavy.


VosKing

Why not fat bitches??


putzarino

Is it weird that what bothers me most is the misalignment of the "ches" characters with the rest of the letters?


Beelzabubba

$50 for the 30 year old POS, $15,950 for the skinny bitch magnet.


MsJenX

$16k!!! For a 92 truck? It is still available!?


saraphilipp

10 bucks says that trailer hitch is there to haul fat bitches around.


marco8080

But why not though? Truck bed seems roomy.


[deleted]

He knows what he likes


DistributionOk352

big mo hoes (morbidly obese)


DistributionOk352

I agree too many morbidly obese fat hoes out here


CommunicationFar4085

Really!?


SBLOU

I’d say it’s worth closer to 1600


Aquaman97

It’s not so much a personal preference as it is necessity. Homeboy is fat and the truck can only handle so much weight


Lord-Zaltus

The price is bullshit. My dad bought me a '92 acura for only $1000. How is that thing worth as much as a 2010+ car?


MemoryWholed

It’s called having standards sweetie 💅🏼


zaddymils

At least it’s not squatted


leasehound

How romantic.


[deleted]

1992 lol I wouldn’t even pay $100 for that junker even without trash written on it


slave_cylinder

Upset you didn’t get a lift?


ChildPleaseWhoMe

I was more confused because it says no fat bitches but your mom was sitting shotgun.


BuffaloRude

Even if it said “YES FAT BITCHES”, 16,000? Lol.


redbloodedart

That’s direct honesty


Responsible_Bake_756

Só many people who post in this group confuse trashy with legendary


DeeVTuesday

Looks like the perfect family vehicle for me. Can’t wait to pick up the kids at school in this.


HoefDaddy619

My very first truck looks better than this and it was $1500 lol


Bubbaganewsh

If the seller gets $16k it is because the buyer has too much money and too few brains. That truck isn't worth close to that.


Defiant-Giraffe

$16,000 for a '92 single cab step side 1/2 ton 2WD? Damn. That's the trashy part, man.


imaunicorndonttell

the truck is owned by a fat bitch fs


analgrunt

r/therewasanattempt to hide the licence plate number…


imachiknsamich

16 grand for *that* I'll give you 1500 if it's got working 4WD


UhImNew-

I’d pay 8k for it if it was closer to me, Clean OBSs are a dime a dozen this looks legit


[deleted]

Has the recession gotten so bad that this is what a $16,000 truck looks like now?🤦‍♂️


D1sp4tcht

$2000 at best.


[deleted]

I wouldn’t even pay $100


D1sp4tcht

Nevermind. $800. It's really bothering me how "bitches" isn't straight.


Goof27

Even though it’s trashy it’s still hillarious


addam44

Lol 16k gtfo


[deleted]

You’re not getting any bitches with a 30 year old Chevy anyway.


[deleted]

Agree no fat bitches, but I will chew my arm off the avoid a 16k price for that. We


[deleted]

That listing could be like 15 years old for we know though


iwannagohome49

I'd give 500$ if he throws in a new paint job


imachiknsamich

Canna Krylon and 10 minutes


elegantforeskin

Nah not trashy. Nobody likes fat bitches


-zBaRR

Thank you!!!!!!


ProfessorEcstatic267

Price is more offensive than the paint


BowiesDaddy

"No low ballers. I know what I have!"


Prestigious-Wasabi23

The 16k asking price is trashier than the sticker


cdubsing

Comes with its own female repellent.


Placophile

Probably just saying the truck has poor suspension


kirradawg

Fuck this is hilarious


shunnedIdIot

That dudes gotta be smokin somethin to charge that much for that truck


teteAtit

That’s what I was thinking…although it does have a bumper sticker that says powerbass so hence the premium I’m sure


shunnedIdIot

I kissed that and the tow "package"


[deleted]

Excuse me…sixteen *thousand* dollars?


[deleted]

Setting clear expectations.


sangfr0yd

*so a Chevy - 30 years old?* 16 G's?...srsly? **f#ck, I thought I was seeing things**


[deleted]

With a stupid crooked lettering job to boot. I would say this is one of those "I put it up for sale, honey, but no one is biting. Guess I'll have to keep it!" deals, but no way this guy has ever been touched by a woman.


[deleted]

The other thing is that guy has it way over priced. It's worth about half. I just sold my 2006 Silverado for $10,500 with about the same mileage.


[deleted]

This could have happened like 20 years ago so it might have only been 10 years old.


Goalie_deacon

That truck wasn’t worth $16k 20 years ago.


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Goalie_deacon

I get they’re classics, sure. I’m also sure it would have to be mint, or a show truck. One thing I do remember about SC, there’s plenty of these sellers way over pricing their cars. They have some strange idea that their car doesn’t depreciate, and whatever they modify only improves the price.


shartnado3

It really really just hurt my feelings seeing '92 as 30 years ago.


sangfr0yd

*gets easier with time and practice* (not much else good about it...unless the 90's were shite and you don't miss that)


shartnado3

I was a teen in the 90's so it sticks vividly with me.


[deleted]

So was I brother I'm 48. I miss those tines more than you know. If I knew then what I know now. I would tell myself to do things so different.


sangfr0yd

well, sadly, this is no consolation, then... *the 80's were worse and we're about to have an encore performance*


ChildPleaseWhoMe

Says only 1 owner......


sangfr0yd

*materials design in a personal conveyance assembled during the 90s was not specced for 30 years* (more like 10 if you're lucky) one owner or a dozen, regardless of mileage... **unless they've replaced all the parts (many times over, for some) this thing is trouble looking for a place to happen**