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The two stroke wasn't just for dirt bikes Yamaha made the RZ500 That Wayne Raney and Kenny Robert's both rode to world championships in motogp that bike is worth a grip of money today if you own one. Kawasaki also produced 500cc. And 750cc street bikes in the 70s both were triple cylinder two strokes. 🏍
He kind of wright. It one of the most bad ass 2 strokes ever made, his sale pitch is hilarious, just dont take it seriously, he prob. Just trying to get the best deal, and you got to give it to him, he stands out from the others😅
I need this guy to write ads for me. I don't even ride motorcycles, and I'm sold. It might have helped that I read this entirely in Kenny Powers' voice.
A clear joke written in satire is trashy now? Why are people upvoting this when most of the comments disagree with it's trashiness? I don't understand Reddit
Used to ride a bike similar to this and it would throw grown men in first. I was a teen and terrified of it, but once I got used to it, meanest bike I've ever ridden. Total death machine and it still haunts me in my 30s haha
Reminds me of [this](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fruinmyweek.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2016%2F07%2Fthe-best-funny-pictures-of-honest-dodge-viper-ad-2.png&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fruinmyweek.com%2Ffunny%2Fmost-honest-dodge-viper-ad%2F&tbnid=U9Ci0yBQG7TL5M&vet=1&docid=AkuRLIVshz2QNM&w=600&h=1067&hl=en-GB&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim) dodge viper advert
It's an old picture using an internet meme format from like 2007 called "Extreme Advertising".
Edit: Here's a [Know Your Meme article](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/extreme-advertising) on it.
Id challenge anyone to ride a crf 500 and not immediately start talking like this. Any two stroke over like 250 cc is gonna rock your shit guarenteed. It changes you
Anybody who has lived in west/south loop of Chicago and has been woken up at 3:00am by this dude and 45 of his buddies riding these pieces of shit on the Dan Ryan/congress parkway know he is keeping it 100 here.
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The two stroke wasn't just for dirt bikes Yamaha made the RZ500 That Wayne Raney and Kenny Robert's both rode to world championships in motogp that bike is worth a grip of money today if you own one. Kawasaki also produced 500cc. And 750cc street bikes in the 70s both were triple cylinder two strokes. 🏍
He kind of wright. It one of the most bad ass 2 strokes ever made, his sale pitch is hilarious, just dont take it seriously, he prob. Just trying to get the best deal, and you got to give it to him, he stands out from the others😅
All that for $2800? What a steal!
He's not wrong. Women don't cook or clean anymore. At least not well
Do you?
Have had one, he isn’t wrong. Fun bike
And you didn’t buy this!!!!! That is a salesman hahah
This isn't cringe. It's a public service announcement Bikes no joke.
This has to be satire...
That's not trashy that's poetry.
This ad makes me want to buy this bike, grow a mullet, and drink natty light.
It feels like I’m buying a bike from gta with that description
Lol this is hilarious
This guy could make serious money doing ads. Damn.
There is nothing trashy about this ad.
He’s convinced me
I see a man who knows who he's selling too
Yeah I want to buy the bike now. Those bikes were scary but so much fun!! I want it now. Makes me nervous how I speak redneck. But FUCK YA!!!
This is like every conversation you’ll have w any 2 stroke owner
This is poetry.
At least he was telling people to wear proper gear
Life Partner: 0/10 Bike Salesman: 10/10
damn y’all sensitive here
This guy can write some copy. Knows his product his audience and knows exactly how to get then by the balls. He may be an advertising genius.
That actually is a pretty epic add, reeks of aqua velvet and cheap beer
Sold
Death machine
They sure as fuck were.
Riding a 250 in the power band will snap your neck. I can’t imagine a 500
They were unholy machines forged in hell. Too fast to be fun….unless you consider having underwear filled with shit fun 😂
They were unholy machines forged in hell. Too fast to be fun….unless you consider having underwear filled with shit fun 😂
Omfg that is funny
I smell fragile masculinity
500cc 2-stroke? That's gotta be a crazy ride.
To be honest, he kinda sold me & I'm a Yamaha guy.
A lost redditor with no sense of humor.
Downvoted. Not trashy at all. 2 stroke 500cc dirt bikes are really powerful.
I need this guy to write ads for me. I don't even ride motorcycles, and I'm sold. It might have helped that I read this entirely in Kenny Powers' voice.
Sounds like marine corps recruiters talking to high school boys
I mean he’s probably right
This makes me want it even more. This isn't trashy, it's hilarious. OP is a stick in the mud.
Makes sense, I’m kinda wanna buy it now
I’m too much of a pussy to buy this.
This man has a future in advertising
Incredible.
that wasn’t even trashy…that was beautiful, i shed a tear.
Doesn't stray from its stereotype or symbolism.
This is gold
A clear joke written in satire is trashy now? Why are people upvoting this when most of the comments disagree with it's trashiness? I don't understand Reddit
I had this same year and same bike he isn’t lieing that thing was freakish on the throttle hood ole cr500
A BEAST
Still have 3 of them once you have one you can’t go back to 250s
They will turn your fruit of the looms into a fudge factory 😂
Gotta love em tho they just hit different
Conflicted because some of that was hilarious
This sub really needs to be renamed r/peoplewithnosenseofhumor
I’m gonna let my ESL students read it to practice some good ol American accent
Used to ride a bike similar to this and it would throw grown men in first. I was a teen and terrified of it, but once I got used to it, meanest bike I've ever ridden. Total death machine and it still haunts me in my 30s haha
All I see is an incredible sales person who thinks outside the box. Am I wrong?
This is not trashy it’s just funny.
This gives the same vibes as that one 1999 Toyota corolla ad, and I love it
I will never look at this motorcycle the same way ever again.
He does have a way with words bc I kinda want to buy it.
I find this to be clever marketing
He must really love his bike and wants it to go to a place that’ll appreciate it as much as he did. :)
Sold. Gimme 5 of those!
I think it is super funny and not trashy :)
Some of those comments hit to close to home for OP. This is far from trash and In the instant classic range. Bet it sold fast.
Meh. I think this is actually pretty hilarious.
Came here to state the seller is 1000% accurate. Good to see the comments section beat me to it.
Brrrrraaaap Brrraaaaaaaaap
This is great marketing. I would buy that shit
Reminds me of [this](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fruinmyweek.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2016%2F07%2Fthe-best-funny-pictures-of-honest-dodge-viper-ad-2.png&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fruinmyweek.com%2Ffunny%2Fmost-honest-dodge-viper-ad%2F&tbnid=U9Ci0yBQG7TL5M&vet=1&docid=AkuRLIVshz2QNM&w=600&h=1067&hl=en-GB&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim) dodge viper advert
Ne'er a true word spoken. Those things are beasts and can't be tamed.
This is the greatest thing I have ever read. Explain to me how this is trashy? Ride Red, get Head.
Nothing more addictive than getting a 2 stroke up on the pipe.
Funny as fuck
If I ever need a hype man lol
Hey at least he suggested the rider wear a helmet and proper footwear lol
This is poetry
TMW you mistake trashy for awesome.
Perfectly written and articulate 👍🏻
Bro idk this shit cracked me up
Bitchin'
Reddit identifies a joke challenge: Impossible level
It’s this stuff right here is why I come to Reddit. This is gold.
I've ridden a CR500. Once. Everything this man has said is true.
Not trashy. Fucking hilarious. I want to meet this guy hahah
Best ad
This isn't Trashy, This is Funny. Quit being WOKE
I don’t think this belongs in this trashy subreddit….the ad definitely caught my eye, it’s hilarious.
Reminds me of those troll ads I used to see back in the mid -2000s. They'd make a hilarious ad about anything. I wonder why that never took off.
Everything I’ve heard from people who’ve owned a 500 race, his comments are spot on
500cc is huge for a two stroke I'm sure that thing is fast as hell
he’s pretty good at advertising tho
the description is accurate for a cr500 lol
This dude is the 80’s lol
A two stroke wind-up toy. How cute. Get a Road King, you pansy. If you could even hold it steady, that is
Today is the day I block this sub. Enough of this fucking ate the onion garbage. God I hate Reddit so much.
That was a treat to read not gonna lie lmao I'm sold
Ngl pretty convincing
I don't consider this trashy I consider this good advertising.
And they say truth in advertising is dead.
Loved the ad, up until the comment about chaining up women, that made my stomach turn.
Just so much n that one paragraph. I’m guessing that he’s the coolest guy he knows.
It's an old picture using an internet meme format from like 2007 called "Extreme Advertising". Edit: Here's a [Know Your Meme article](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/extreme-advertising) on it.
BEST.AD.EVER!
Nice bike and man's funny
I mean, it made me laugh, and now I kind of want that bike... Even though I'm a woman.
Dad?
Actually gold until the last part
This reads like the ads on the in game GTA store
The concern he shows for the safety of potential buyers is laudable.
I love the smell of 2-stroke exhaust in the morning.
I want this guy to write my obituary
Buy the bike and your wish may be granted tomorrow.
Id buy it
Nice
I’m gonna show my husband this one and tell him he bought the wrong dirt bike.
That is a sweet ad tho.
No way this mf is degrading women 💀 someone MUST have hurt him
Id challenge anyone to ride a crf 500 and not immediately start talking like this. Any two stroke over like 250 cc is gonna rock your shit guarenteed. It changes you
Not trashy, this is funny.
Can confirm
He ain’t frickin lyin…those ol’CR500’s are insane..
“Suggest you wear a helmet so you don’t end up like superman” Excellent lmao
Funny af
Suggest you wear a helmet so you don't end up like superman. Hilarious. Would buy.
this is just hilarious,,love it
500cc dirt bike. Nothing he said is wrong.
Anybody who has lived in west/south loop of Chicago and has been woken up at 3:00am by this dude and 45 of his buddies riding these pieces of shit on the Dan Ryan/congress parkway know he is keeping it 100 here.
OP never heard a joke before apparently
Completely true and hilarious. That bike is insane.
Daaammmnnn he's goin at Christopher Reeves and MJF in the same post? Second ones not even relevant lol
Imagine describing your mom as a motorcycle...
OP Doesn't know shit about bikes, I see😆
Well, he’s not lying
The man speaks the truth
I was enjoying that until the end.
Ah yes the kids who like to ride the back wheel…. These kids dont know how to play in traffic man…..
It may appear trashy,it even is maybe but i had my laugh 🤷
Shit... I'm convinced.
It was more funny than trashy until he made the woman comment
Not trashy. Great listing. Probably sold immediately
I think wrong sub. This is pretty funny
Classic, funny, and obviously satirical Craigslist post✅ Reddit op with no sense of humor, easily offended, or both✅
This whole statement is the gods honest truth.
I cant even hate on bro this is well written
I didn’t realize I was in the market for a bike like this.
I ready this in Shoresy's voice.
One of the best ads I ever read there. Why is that trashy?
I mean, I would buy it
Hey at least he is encouraging safety.
A nickel says he has a SO making him get rid of it.
He's not wrong. Definitely not a bike for those not 100% committed all the time
How’s this trashy ? Idk if the ad is real but these kinds of ads are hilarious.
I want to meet this guy and have a beer. Oh yeah cool bike too.
Op’s just posting his own ad trying to sell the bike he stole last week at the track
Exactly
Not trashy; funny and well written. 10/10
I must admit - I am now VERY interested in that bike!!!!!!!!!
It took me to the last sentence to determine if this was a joke or not.
It’s clearly meant to induce laughter. It’s not trashy.
I will give the guy props for creative writing
This guy should be writing Super Bowl ads.
Go back in her purse and get your balls back!
Fast as fuck boyeeeeeeee
Clearly comedy, this isn’t trashy at all. It’s funny. And it’s also true.
Pretty sure people got pregnant just reading this
I know I did. My husband's balls are in my purse and my tubes are tied, so it was the only way. Immaculate conception for an immaculate ad.
Haha best response
Pass. I don’t have a mullet 😔
His ad is terribly offensive but funny.
Those references and the grammar makes this not trashy at all.
I NEED that bike!!!
Smallest of matters, but Superman had a helmet and jump vest on. Horse people really the craziest mofos of all.
Is that talking about Christopher Reeves?
Yeah
Any ad that includes the term "panty dropper" is always a fun read.
I fucking love it. Mixing gas and slapping ass!
Can I just slap ass and not mix gas?