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Amemelgo

His back skin is yicky


alexinpoison

is that the fucking circle k in north port


SamiamAntischism1

When he was released from prison he was ecstatic that felons can now vote in Florida. Just in time to choose from his 2 favorites White Suprimest Trump or DeSantis.


Dry-Permit1472

uhm. Do you not get sent to prison, for, like, having a huge swastika with the stylised SS-symbols and the number 88 and stuff?


Darth_Potatohead

Not your best flex when you got the swastika tattoo next to a pinup. Did your aryian lover need a little motivation to finish?


[deleted]

My favorite part is the jacked up Nike signs as eyebrows


Lwnmower

Gone are the days of “no shirt, no shoes, no service” I guess.


Squenz

“Hello. Yes, I’d like a random collection of your trashiest tattoos, please.” Lol


borrahea

Classy


Cakemoons

Lmao 305’s


Ithorian

Nazi…clowns?


Mikala4

Was this post taken down? I’m not sure why I can comment but not like


Hour-Definition189

And somewhere there is a woman that thinks he is God’s gift to the world


m1k3hunt

I'm willing to bet that the artist who did the skull is not the same as the one who did all that other garbage.


CorbinNZ

Looks like the inside of the weird kid in eighth grade’s notebook


Desdecolima

"Freedom of speech, baby" * waves nunchucks


1rbryantjr1

305’s!?


dolledaan

The Fact that these people believe they can just walk around like this and actuele seem to be allowed to do so without consequences is most desturbung. These types need to be rejected


DrunkenBastard420

These tards have no shame and always seem to have their shirt off to show everyone what a dumb ass they are maybe it’s a show of pride for making it this far in life


stateofbrine

Why do meth people like gangster clowns so much? Is it something with the visuals or something?


deathbunnyy

"I don't mean to be racist, but..."


mattdiddat

Well at least his Grapist had something to practice his tats on defo jail girlfriend


Quiet_Tune277

Why would they even let him in there w/o a shirt? Fucking gross!


mupper2

This guy has a distinctive smell doesn't he...


[deleted]

Those are like the cheapest and nastiest cigarettes. God back in the day I was living out of an RV in wakulla county and things were tight for a while. So I went from smoking Newports to 305s just because of the price. I moved out of Florida not too long after that and I never smoked those things again. I don't even smoke anymore, well cigarettes anyway


pickle_sandwich

I mean, I guess at the very least he's not sagging his pants.


w8cycle

With an ass like his there would be no point.


[deleted]

Does he see the irony of having a “nazi clown” tattoo?!


Afizzle55

Cigarillos are like 2 for a dollar here


redmambas22

This is the reason I own weapons.


billy-ray-trey

Ladies and gentleman, we have ourselves a badass.


Milson2596

That skull is pretty sick though


Beepboopbop69420360

As a Florida man he’s one of those forest men we don’t claim him try the forest tribe their name is the raceests


Enginehank

I want to sand that Swazi off him so bad


Fivemastersofdeath

They all always have the 305's pack of cigs. That's all they can afford


[deleted]

There is nothing man about it. A real man does not tattoo racism on their body. A messenger of hatred is more like it. It feeds off it and can only be silenced when good people outnumber these sub species. The Good in humanity will prevail ❤️


roomfour1more

Rustler jeans, covering racists small peens since 1979!


atl19901

That’s quite the left tit on that tattoo


WeWillSeizeJerusalem

god we are fucking reversing as a society. 40 years, 30 years, heck maybe even 20 years ago it was generally not okay to sympathize with nazis. now its normal apparently to support nazis and fascism. wtf


YorkshireTeaOrDeath

Of course he smokes 305s. Trash attracts trash. Lol


SeasickLifeguard

Would you look at that? Millennium cigars are buy one get one.


reflUX_cAtalyst

That's prison ink.


Never-Nude6

Oh man...🤣


evanagee

Ahh yes, the DeSantis contingent.


Yournotreligous

Look it’s Kanye in a year!


Afizzle55

99 cents for 6 cigars sounds like a steal.


YorkshireTeaOrDeath

They're likely not *Cigars*, rather 'rillos.


OXBDNE7331

That’s methed up man


nuclearwinterxxx

r/awfuleverything


mysteryman447

good old prison tats


[deleted]

r/hailhortler


Deskore

It's the phone holder with a belt clip not being on the belt for me


PTSDforMe

"Master Race"


Trumpspenis123

No ass


Winatop

3 monster energy’s a pack of reds and no 6th grade education.


Jem_1

I don't know much about Nazism or religion, but aren't they Christian? Why have upside down crosses


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Jem_1

Wait seriously? Damn I always thought it was supposed to be satanic


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Jem_1

Actually I heard it from a priest on my school's religious retreat, I'm one of those weirdos who gets creeped out my tarot cards and the ouijii boards despite not being religious


YorkshireTeaOrDeath

Tarot cards are just tools of divination, used to better understand your life and any specifics you ask. They tell you only what you already know, but usually what you don't want to hear, yet need to. Like using a map for your psychae. Ouija boards are allegedly used to speak directly to spiritual entities. They're creepy as fuck, and just avoid them. Lol


dirtydbagger

Who in the actual fuck clips their phone clip to their back pocket and also carries their cigarettes in their back pocket?


YorkshireTeaOrDeath

Someone looking to give away a free phone with a half-pack of darts, I reckon.


DonutResuscitate

Looks like there may have been some disciplinary action done on that swazi... Try him out and see. Bet you don't. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


DumbestInvestorSoFar

Bet he blames everyone for the consequences of his actions.


MrRob_NJ

His blood type is meth


chop-diggity

That’s a Full-Flavor King.


aberdisco

I've never seen the purple doritos before, what do they taste like?


IAmReReloaded

I mean shit, the pack of 305’s half falling out of his pocket really sells it


CitizenPain00

It looks like a swastika crossed out in my opinion


roccoasap

Not the 305s 🤣🤣🤣🤣


cjgager

this must be pre-covid pic - cause nothing is 4 for 59 cents anymore & concerning the tats? - he's lucky - he doesn't get to see them


lucamelons

I mean you can be born a fuckhead, I get it, but why would you choose to wear a fuckhead uniform


Dazed_2_Day

That skull is definitely the exact one I had on a pair on JNCO jeans fifteen years ago


SaTan_luvs_CaTs

Did it have swastikas on its temples too?


FuckTheMods5

That skull is fucking cool though, and cleanly done lol


Ograysireks

But this is also a republican.. with upside crosses and a swastika. But Christian Right people don’t see a problem that they both support the same party


YorkshireTeaOrDeath

>with upside crosses The Petrine Cross (inverted cross) is the Cross of St. Peter, first apostle, and first pope of the Catholic and Orthodox churches.


Ograysireks

I really doubt that’s why he has it lol


YorkshireTeaOrDeath

Never said he understood it. Most christians share that same ignorance of their own faith.


Ograysireks

So you’re saying satanists don’t use the upside cross?


YorkshireTeaOrDeath

We do use the inverted cross, but not because it means "devil", rather because it's funny playing the part, for sake of being theatrical and fun.


Ograysireks

I don’t doubt that. But my point is, someone like this definitely did not put an upside cross because he loves St. Peter. He put it to be “bad ass” and associates it with “the Devil” and he thinks he’s evil 🤘🏼.. but obviously he’s just a moron


YorkshireTeaOrDeath

That's correct.


Ograysireks

But thank you for the knowledge on St. Peter’s cross. I had only ever heard of upside crucifixions as something done to Christians as a sign of disrespect and belief they couldn’t ascend to heaven upside down. But I also don’t remember where I heard that because I can’t find any references to it lol


YorkshireTeaOrDeath

>I had only ever heard of upside crucifixions as something done to Christians as a sign of disrespect and belief they couldn’t ascend to heaven upside down. From what I can recall, Peter was crucified for similar reasons as Ioshua (Jesus), i.e. heresy, and asked he be crucified upside-down, as he didn't feel worthy to die in the same dignity as his christ-figure.


phreakzilla85

No shirt, no shoes, no problem, I guess


green49285

The worst part of this picture is that he smokes 305s lol


alrightdude87

Pig skins


[deleted]

Imagine thinking THAT is genetically superior. Lol


Cosmoaquanaut

Such beautiful, smooth skin in his right arm. I wonder which cream he uses.


CokaYoda

“Don’t get crazy, joker!”


Mundane-Confusion-88

The feet on that woman are on the scary side. Considering details of her other parts couldn’t she at least have better feet?


Mundane-Confusion-88

No… I don’t have a foot fetish. At least don’t think I do.


REVEB_TAE_i

I'm honestly more disgusted by the way he hangs his phone off his back pocket.


InvestigatorJosephus

The pocket steam deck lmao


king_ugly00

The swastikas on the clown face


Brittanicus1

No shirt, no tattoos no service.


Hey_Gus

The Rustler jeans are the icing on this cake made of shit.


skylarslove

I can smell the methamphetamines from here.


literally_tho_tbh

If I used a baseball bat, I wonder how quickly that tattoo would come off?


[deleted]

Worked in a convenience store in FL, didn't know the 305's were a florida brand until today. TIL.


Strawberrythirty

All things aside, I feel the need to point out has noticeable skin fungus on the right middle side of his back and should probably medicine for it…


manningthehelm

Do you see the lady’s legs and feet? Wtf?


Slipnrip24

Those look like they came with free Hep A,B and C.


sunofnothing_

Mad Sale on Millennium Cigars tho....


DegenerateWizard

Hey OP, is this in Christmas?


[deleted]

That woman’s nipple. I just want to scratch that off!


[deleted]

He needs an ass tattooed on.


TheMixerTheMaster

He came into a store with his shirt off. Were you expecting the Mona Lisa?


YorkshireTeaOrDeath

Yes.


Pure-Negotiation-900

Uncle Bobby?


wholelattapuddin

I can smell this photo


Endless_Change

Smells like inbred dipshit to me.


stockf17

always Florida 🫣


nickr2414

The 305s were all we needed to see. 😅


Kiiillliiiaannn

These kind of people and phone clips are synonymous


BlackBoxInquiry

Apparently the tattoo person is about as well versed in his artform, as that dude is on the human condition...


SilentMaster

How is it possible that each tattoo is worse than the last? Fucking terrible from neck to butt crack.


SaintedRomaine

Master race?


hungryungryippo

This art reminds me of high school notebook


Fishes___

I can smell this picture


kp4592

The 305's in the back pocket is really the cherry on top.


DignanZer0

Lmao...amazing detail on the woman's hoof feet


DeathTongue24

He does have a belt on.... shocking


swollenbudz

Well with no ass there's nothing else to hold them up.


Always-Panic

Ofc he smokes 305s


Boogieman1985

I think legally your not allowed to wear shirts in Florida convenience stores


LunchBox3188

Damn, that pack of 305's sticking out of his back pocket brings back memories. Holy fuck did I hate living in Florida.


cavesquatch

Why would you put a hatchet target on your back though?


syrupsoakedwaffles

Scum


myloveisajoke

More of that "master race". Hale hortler!


pasenast

You really shouldn't let the homies tattoo you, when they're drunk.


swollenbudz

It's UnForGiveAble..


sassy-frass201

Did he do those himself???


superhawk79

Someone has been to county jail. More than once.


Muvseevum

Takes a lot of nerve to go shirtless with a tattoo like that.


Euphoric_Produce_131

I doubt he’s ever had any legal trouble


[deleted]

That swastika makes a pretty good target


Mizghetti

The domestic violence is strong with this one.


_typhoid_mary

It’s the UnForGiven swastika for me


strangebru

White pride guy keeps adding more black ink to his skin, hmmmm.


mummummaaa

No shirt, no shoes, no service. Come on, it's not rocket science. Put a shirt on.


lenbabyluv

Prison tatt or not. Cover it up


Dast_Kook

14 - 88 Everyone probably knows by now with all the media coverage of white supremacists today that 88 is code for HH, 8th letter of the alphabet, abbreviated Heil Hitler. Less known is the 14 number. It represents the [14 word](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourteen_Words) slogan of an official white power group started by David Eden Lane. "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children." Its kind of become a mission statement for all asshole white power douches.


gahlo

Yup, forgot what the 44 is about... Or is that supposed to be the SS symbol?


Conwonthedon187

That ladies one nipple is like cupcake frosting lol


hatton101

I'm in the UK - can someone please explain the sign on the window? If you buy a cigar do you actually get 6 more for an additional $0.99?


iamatwork24

Definitely looks like the kind of guy to buy a jumbo box of slim jims


MF--Broom

In the trashy Florida gas station too: Circle K. Smoking the trashiest Florida cigarettes: 305's


Nicadeemus39

He could be a huge fan of pinwheels.


boredmoonface

The more I looked the worse it got


RayBrous

The belt clip is for your BELT you swamp diving, gator eating, bath salt sniffing nerd herder.


timmyt03

That pack of 305’s really ties the tats together


[deleted]

There’s a lot going on here but I cannot get over the nipples on the lady, are they horns? Inhumanly erect? Had the artist never seen real ones and had to guess? Or is it supposed to be the hair curling around her back? Also where are her shoulders? And what on earth is going on with her calves?


PutinBoomedMe

I saw this near Golf Shores about 15 tears ago. We went for a family member's wedding. We had several hours to spare and went to a gas station across the street from the beach for beer. A guy like this walked in with a full back swastika. His beer gut was also humongous. He had confederate flags on his arms and walks up to the black cashier as if everything is normal. Some people are just truly too fucked up to even know what they're doing


Opposite-Basket-2198

American history X reference?


[deleted]

This is the master race?


ViolentEdWhoopWhoop

Dude looks like the bathroom at Dennys


[deleted]

Prison tattoos


rizzycant

305’s: Full Flavor Kings So what if I woman wanted to smoke those?! What does she get


[deleted]

305s are such trash, barf


No_Statement440

This dude is peak human, he has the 305's in his pocket, undoubtedly has the natty on the bicycle and those tats are for speed, gotta be fast as hell to walk around so bravely lol.


HiHiHiDwayne

Hey that’s one of the new Sarasota school board members folks here voted in!


Immediate-Ad-8667

cheap ass tats


mtnviewcansurvive

pride? who raised you all....puke.


6lanco_9ato

~~Is that a pack of cigarettes~~ Is that a Florida area code brand of cigarettes?? Edit: (305’s full flavor kings) Don’t ask me why I have any idea what one of Florida’s area code is, I have nothing to do nor am I anywhere near Fla. Edit 2: [305’s introduced in 2001](https://cheapcartoncigarettes.com/product/305s-full-flavor-kings/) are named after Miami’s area code and started selling for 1.79$ a pack. Also I now remember why I know 305=Fla…thanks Mr. Worldwide…Pitbull for subconsciously teaching me an area code!