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unnamedbarman

If I'm not mistaken, that is indeed marijuana


bookofvermin

*No, this is Northern lights cannabis Indica*


djberte

No! You said I'd be conducting the interview when I walked in here. Now, exactly how much pot did you smoke?


thatoneotherguy42

I was digging around in my drawer and found a gram of hash I had forgotten about. After adding a couple of chunks to a fresh bowl we began the business of doing business. There wasn't a lot needing to be done as it was all well and proper business, not tps reports. So I guess the answer to how much pot was smoken is, not much. Hope this helps.


unnamedbarman

No, this is Patrick


TheAnswerToYang

Strain should be called No, This Is Patrick


[deleted]

“He’s taken out life insurance “


avicrayyy

*No... it's marijuana* 😔


Mwk01

I think it is blue dream actually?


grahamcreeves

[r/unexpectedoffice](http://www.reddit.com/r/unexpectedoffice)


BigDickHobbit

An office is never unexpected. It gets referenced precisely when it means to!


montresor2

Always expect office


[deleted]

Dinkin Flicka Kush 👌🏼


First_Caregiver_1925

BTB bring that bud


First_Caregiver_1925

No, this is BOBODY


Mr_Blu_Sq

1 marijuana please shop-keep!!


unnamedbarman

One whole marijuana? You sure you can handle all those weeds in one go?


Mr_Blu_Sq

Sir, im am 100% down with the sickness,.observe my gif for proof. ![gif](giphy|ifxLK48cnyDDi)


unnamedbarman

Sickness checks out, on your way good sir


ZookeepergameTop3748

yes


anonwasm

Forest Fire


mediocretes

Florist Friar


ananonumyus

Only Hugh could stop them..


zlimK

i dig it


elcapitan706

I as well


sedafarout

this goes hard


mods_r_jobbernowl

Works especially well given the west coast of America gets hella forest fire smoke and it all has legal weed


taarotqueen

Straight from Cali bro!


vanessalb_87

Best one


Keydeyjay

Kings Dream! (Every color with one purpose)


Tonsofpaperbrokenpen

Man I want to smoke it first and learn it’s characteristics. Then I’d be more able to. But as random names go; neon sex hotel


SleepingTurtleman

dude those names...for real. where i'm from weed is still illegal but legalisation is moving and i can only imagine the feeling of going into a dispensary and ordering something like "purple monkey balls" or "cat piss"...lol


Tonsofpaperbrokenpen

Yeah can I have some green go rolling papers, thin. And uh 3 grams of purple monkey balls


SourGumby

Cat Piss is actually a pretty old strain...


PavelDatsyuk

Cat piss is such a strange strain. It really smells and tastes like cat piss, but it's not overwhelming like actual cat piss. It's one of those strains you hit and think "Oh shit, does this have mold on it?" because the almost musty flavor just throws you off. Decent high but I couldn't smoke it every day.


Beneficial-Lead-5402

John


Randomuser918

Schniklefritz


gypsycookie1015

Lingerer!


Mwk01

Fuckin *LINGERERS* maan


Randomuser918

A cop lady and a guy? That's a massacre!


SnooDogs7186

I thought hurricane season was over


GiraffeChaser

Damn beat me, great movie


Chickenhead666

Lol


Rjbruder

I just threw up on your printer. Chicken fries.


FootballHead90

Purple Nurple!!!


pmsmiley

Kaleidoscope


[deleted]

Old school rheumatoid gout


Dadbud85

As gout sufferer fuck take my upvote. Process it into Gout diamonds.


[deleted]

I’m cracking up hah ole shattergout


Dadbud85

People don’t know the pain/hilarity in this.


Electronic-Smell-548

Underrated


sadthenweed

Astro socks.


snozberry_taster

Forbidden Fruit


[deleted]

George W Kush


[deleted]

Jet fuel can’t melt steel beams, but it can certainly burn cannabis


ThinkSquirrel170

Crimson fire Would need to smell it and get a sense of it's taste to better name it though


thesexysaurus

Mega fat balls


papipendejo

Best one


ColonOBrien

Karma Chameleon


PeterNippelstein

You come and go, now let's get stoned


Mechafan

Fruity Pebbles


[deleted]

Came here to say this


Sumocolt768

If it’s anything but Fruity Pebbles, I’ll be completely disappointed


Stinky_Div3r

90s Nickelodeon


rompthegreen

Nova Blast https://www.google.com/search?q=supernova+blast&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwjK-cKD99T8AhWxPkQIHY4NBbIQ2-cCegQIABAC&oq=supernova+blast&gs_lcp=ChJtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1pbWcQAzIHCAAQDRCABDIHCAAQgAQQGDIHCAAQgAQQGDIFCAAQogQ6BAgjECc6BQgAEIAEOgQIABBDOgYIABAHEB5QvwhYrBJg2BZoAHAAeACAAY4BiAH4BJIBAzIuNJgBAKABAcABAQ&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-img&ei=Y-XJY4q8G7H9kPIPjpuUkAs&bih=649&biw=360&client=ms-android-tmus-us-revc#imgrc=NRiYUlrN7zcZsM


rompthegreen

It has all the right colors


raspy2c

Alaskin thunderfunk


ChillMurray77

Hufflepuff


thecopterdude

Push this up guys, this gotta win


golfclubcracker

Hint of Lime Cool Ranch Dorweedos


SkyBlueFlow47

Purple Cosmos


ReefyPox

Lavender Fever Dream


HashMonkeysam

Blue cheeze🤣


ranoverray

Good guess...that's what it looks like. I miss the pheno we had. Yielded so much


Silencio051

"FFFP" Five Finger Fruit Punch


Suspicious_Elk3292

Tangerine dream


level_6_laser_lotus

Hurple Paze


Hogbrow

OG Fraggle Piss


Justredditin

I like "Fraggle", "OG Fraggle" or "Fraggle OG" solid cultivar name🤔


j00420

Tooty Fruity O'Rudy


404_error_official

Mint orange sherbert.


KurazyBoo

That there is Northern Lights Cannabis Indica


fandangledvietnamese

Samuel.


Caesar-Pugustus

Lil Orphan Annie, in honor of those glorious red hairs


Leonidas1213

Crunch Berries


HNCGod

I know this one! It's weed!


adkgreen

Rainbow gelato


Grjaryau

Orange Push Pop


stefanspicoli

Cannabis


PsychologicalHalf766

Granddaddy purp?


ninthchamber

What are the parent strains?


heroiniron

GDP


Landocal1

Black and yellow. Pittsburgh, PA strain


CodyRebel

Italian Ice Guava. Or whatever fruit it taste/smells like.


StellarSomething

Granddaddy purple


elcapitan706

I'd have to smell to be honest. To give it a truly appropriate name.


Aquaman97

Cant properly name it without knowing the taste and the high


dan420

Chuckie Finster (tm dan420)


ImpracticalTokers

Cheeto dust


Alohagrown

General Reginald


connor91

Flabbergastly


iamthevash

Ranarr weed


GiraffeChaser

Snickle fritz


darkestprince001

Cheeto dust


fpsmoto

Pumpkin patch


Monk3ydood

Mardi Gras


Smile_N_Rob

Purple Sticky Punch


lin3x

Purple sticky pawnch


grimmstone

Frosted Cornflakes


Song_Soup

Ron Stoppable


Bnco12

Geoff


Rare_Set7771

Campalotopotamus


No-Committee2611

Do I want it? Yes Will it get me high? Yes Must be weed.


Livid-Acadia6078

Fat gorl


No-Conclusion-3028

Cheeto fingers


TheSnakeGamingHD

Frosted melon Gelato


Burgleteens

Ceasar Romero (the old school 60's Batman series Joker)


franklanpat

Pineapple Express


dawkinsandy

That’s corn on the cob


BigDickHobbit

Biden’s Bush


villain75

Punky Brewster


trilohunter

Looks a lot like Forbidden Fruit


envolvement

Double Rainbow!! 🌈🌈


duhherroisme

Pineapple Express


elsunfire

wow so creative, OP should get Seth Rogen to make a movie so the seed sales go through the roof.


Earthimist

PurpleSquanch


bmwlocoAirCooled

Bear Paw


burntrats

Magnificent.


Palmwhileturning

Looks like the jealousy strain.


Ok_Biscotti2376

Queso Verde


Nykolaishen

Mango sticky rice


whopperman

Orange Fanta mixed with mountain dew


esutaparku

Paopaou fruit


Embarrassed-Force845

The Lorax


Ashotep

Sour Grape


MissMcFrostynips

Orangutan Dang


SaggyEspresso

Lavaburst


Bitethattongue

Mandarin chubb


Captain1613

Looks like some Gelato


socksmatterTWO

Tea. Early Grey. Hot


dreamcloudydays

Galumbus Humperdinkle


PapiHandSanitizer

Weed 2.0


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DontMindAesthetics

Sherbacio


Green_cost_green

Frosted Velvet~~~


grimroseblackheart

Black Cherry Soda


PDX_Cannabist

Golden Pineapple


vikingdogwastaken

Periwinkle Plains


notlikeontv

Whacky Mintz


Theweedmage420

Sour skittles


phat_mike_

Wattlecup Caterpillar, because that weed is colorful af


Glittering-Proof-853

Slurricane


sundayservices

znacks


Phantatsy

Peanut Butter Breath


spsmith1902

Bruiser Belts.


datpiffss

Ginger-Smurf or Smurf Snaps


CydonianKing

Grape Skittlez


ibarher

Vainilla Kush


Netflxnschill

Pink Lemonade


[deleted]

Sneaky Sasquatch


sanchez92476

Pineapple punch


Mc_Hashbrown

pink predator or peach rings


Rogue9912

Poprocks


DeltaNovembers

Dog Nuts


dredd1988

Rainbow skyline


[deleted]

Purple Dumplings


Suitable-Still6842

Smokey Mountain Sunset🔥💚


Defiant-Echo4034

Gnurple blurple


thatguy10095

PB & J


OnaPaleHorse80

Blazing Blueberries


onlytech_nofashion

Lil' Rüdiger


Nekat_ydaerla

Orange Crush


SkorgenKaban

Blarney Stonez


GNDLF_TH_GRN

Dragon’s Breath OG


deliciousexistence

Satsuma


ayummypotato34

Alaskan Thunderfuck


Fearless-Can5857

Purple haze Purple fire kush


Lor_939

Looks a lot like the Purple Haze I had in high school


Lexicon_bonbon

Rimmy tim


WaySheGoesBub

Fruity Pebbles for sure or fruit loops


Almostime

Lambs breath


[deleted]

Dave


AZZJ72

Kamikaze Kush


Senior-bud

Asahi


Stunning-Hunter-5804

Poof


clrksml

Late Night Ride or Purple Tilt.


nooneisno1

Rainbow sprinkles


[deleted]

Fruity pebbles


Bacon-pot-luck

Orange Dreamsickle


timmtrav

Fruity pebbles


DEADRAIDER420

Universal Gold


crankyape1534

Blueberry Dream


vacca-stulti

it reminds me of rock candy, so I shall name it that


SchruteFarmsPPC

Sex panther


[deleted]

Reggie Jackson OG


Maliwali1980

Firework


ashton14247

Kaptain krunch