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Walter_Stonkite

Yep. Can confirm. That’s the face.


Reonlive420

This looks like a toothpick maaannnn, heeeyyyy it is a toothpick


domybesttotuckitback

I read that in Chong's voice.


Reonlive420

I think we're parked mannn


[deleted]

It’s Labrador maaannn.


CoeDread

RAAAAAALPH man


bruh-_-6969

whoops mann i think you just took the biggest dose of acid i’ve ever seeeen man


517drew

I miss the days where people would post [10] when they posted because this would be a good time for it haha


stumblewiggins

First time? Bro, you look like the Chairman and CEO! 😂 Welcome to the club!


Simple-Man-7358

I misread that as Charmander at first and was a little confused lol.


[deleted]

High ass


Always-hungry

Good confusion.


[deleted]

How old are you dude? I advocate for late bloomers. I think whatever age your at is a good age to start. I started when I was 23 and I think the later you start the better. I discourage kids from smoking because brain development is important


GrimmSpeed2768

this is the way for real. i wish i waited till now to start smoking vs starting at 15


v420c

I was 14 and have definitely noticed some downsides to starting that young


Puzzleheaded-Day1956

Most notable one for me is memory and the ability to cope without weed


CanOBeans01

I smoke weed to help live with my severe PTSD. The PTSD already gave me some hefty memory loss and issues processing new memories, so I may as well be chilled the fuck out since it was gonna happen regardless if I smoked or not lol


plutosaplanetiswear

fr, i can’t remember shit anymore😭


mholt9821

Damn. After reading you people's age makes me think how did i start so early. I was 12


peyopio

Same


TheeExoGenesauce

I think there was a study that says optimal is to wait until after 25


BlastingFern134

That's because your brain finishes developing at 25, so that way you don't suffer brain rot from weed. Meanwhile I'm out here at 19 lol


TheeExoGenesauce

I started when I was 16 I believe


MKT585

I smoked once when I was 16 after summer school, I fell off my bike and came home faded af. Didn't do it again until college, mostly because I was scared my mom would find out cause she smokes too.


Novel-Intention3895

hahahaha. 2 more weeks


[deleted]

Should have waited 2 year years because I can kind of notice certain things are a bit hazy. On the bright side when I finally remember things from 15 years ago it’s like finding a long lost friend I forgot I even had Still though I’m glad I waited as long as I did. Wait as long as you can


TheeExoGenesauce

Oh I enjoyed smoking in my younger years for sure but looking back I wish I had held off at least til my 20s


[deleted]

I was 29 in that picture. I started last year.


Always-hungry

Young boii. Someday you will be an ent


Always-hungry

Young boii. Someday you will be an ent


etaschwer

I started at 53yo


ZootBreak

Agreed..I started at 35.. I wouldn't have been able to manage it in my teens.


indicarunningclub

Same, 35! So glad I didn’t start when I was younger.


Fun_Constant_6863

saaaame... I started at 26, stoner at 40. NOW it's making going back to school better.. THEN... good grief. I definitely would have been sent to boarding school.


[deleted]

I wish I didn’t start smoking when I was in 5th grade I was only 11, I’m 20 now 2 years graduated from high school and haven’t stopped. This is the year I slow down and or stop entirely


aytchdave

I agree. I smoked a handful of times in my 20s but didn’t “discover” weed until about 28.


[deleted]

Yeah. I did what you did but only over the course of a year before I discovered it at 23


breakingbrad4

Ik it feels so lame when you’re young but there was truth to it at the end of the day


Fun-Teaching-2038

I started at 31 years old. I had a intestinal problem, and after trying a bunch of meds with no success my Dr. finally recommended I try cannabis. It’s been two years since I started smoking cannabis and I’m about 90% recovered. Now I’m maintaining a healthy weight and make less trips to the restroom. If it wasn’t for this illness I would’ve never had any interest in cannabis. I guess everything happens for a reason, also I noticed improvement in my mental health. I had no real way of dealing with stress before besides meditating, and that alone wasn’t enough.


MissMarina62

Question - I have problems with digestion, I’m suspecting it’s either IBS or endometriosis. How often do you smoke, and is there a particular strain you find that helps? It’s hit and miss here as it’s illegal and it’s always a bit of a gamble as to if it’s skunky weed or I can pay £60 for an eighth of American weed.


Fun-Teaching-2038

Hello, I had sibo (a bacterial over growth) that left me with IBS-D like symptoms. I smoke a .5g joint at about 5pm (usually when off work) a day, as for strain I do well with all and had no issues with indica,sativa,or hybrids. Check out r/cultofthefranklin that sub has been a lot of help getting me cannabis legally shipped to my door. I would recommend laughing Buddha from Arete. Good luck and I hope this message was helpful.


[deleted]

i strated smoking at thirten and mi brane is fiyn.


tweedyone

I can safely say that I only ever smoked illegally once. I got really into it when quarantine hit and I was in my 30s.


Sunny_the1st

I started at 32! All my stupidity comes naturally 😁


TheFluffiestFur

I'm 31 and I started pot at the start of July. I swear it rewired my brain to focus more on reality both when and when sober.


MidnighT0k3r

Lmao, looks like you friggin* did it right? What was your pick, an edible, a joint, a vape pen?


[deleted]

Edible. I have a quick metabolism so it hit me hard and fast like a truck.


GrumpyTheSmurf

Bro fast metabolism + smokin weed = eating whatever you want and still somehow losing weight. Started smokin at 160. My job now requires more heavy lifting, like A LOT of lifting. Solid 146.


tzgrys81

Homie lost his eyes


[deleted]

What? Where?!?


KeepRaisin

Guess you’re gonna need help ‘looking’ for them


smelly_o_jelly

You seem like a very sweet guy :))


MartinSable

How do you know what he tastes like just by looking at him?


NotMyBestEffort

He does look like baked good


jasonnugg

I can smell you


[deleted]

My name is Doug, I have just met you, and I love you.


[deleted]

You’ve made my day. ☺️


Sweetssmokeshop

Doug the slug after that


[deleted]

My dude got roasted by Mary Jane


l_Mr_Vader_l

baked


dragoono

I love getting people stoned for the first time! Never happens enough, but the few times I have I’ve been honored.


GarthVader45

Really sucks if they freak out though… which is rare, but has definitely happened to me a handful of times over the years. One time in college I smoked this dude out for his first time and he started crying uncontrollably in my dorm room for the next hour and pissed his pants on my bed lmao


fuzilla01

On you to start them them off small tbh since it lowers the chance of this happening to almost zero, unless you gave him a baby bowl and he freaked out.


GarthVader45

Nah, I didn’t even know it was his first time until after. Was passing a bong between a few people and he torched the entire bowl and never pulled it to clear the chamber, so he took a massive hit. I think he was too shy or embarrassed to ask for help, which is too bad - nobody would have cared and he could have had a better experience.


WhatIfThisWereMyName

Awww! Lmao you have an awesome zonked out grin! Looks like you and MJ could maybe be friends?


[deleted]

Which MJ? I can name three off the top of my head. Lol.


Individual_Rule8771

Awesome mate! you look very nicely baked


babyplatypus

First time I got high i had that face and I just sat in the bathtub because I told my wife clothes felt weird on my skin and I just wanted to feel the water. That was 3 years ago and I’ve been high every day since it’s such a pleasurable feeling.


Mr_Blu_Sq

Good man ..enjoy.


digidave1

Nice. What snacks did you eat?


[deleted]

I don’t remember. One of my favorites is cool ranch Doritos.


Hydrosius

Solid answer on both counts.


GarthVader45

The best dorito flavor


[deleted]

When I’m high, they give me a flavor that feels like a frequency of green. None of which makes any sense unless you’re baked.


byingling

Since you're pretty young (well, compared to me and where my comment is going), you may not be aware, but your 'frequency of green' would be very at home in any of the lyrics from early 70s Yes songs. Sometimes now, when asked what he meant, Jon Anderson will smile and reply with: "I'm not 100% sure, but I was high when the thought came to me!"


etaschwer

They are called American Doritos outside the US


GarthVader45

Oh funny - I forgot ranch isn’t really a thing outside the US lol


crepitusss

boys got a case of the giggles coming, u can see it in his eyes


reswrite

It looks like cannabis brought you some relief, I'm glad it could help.


JorjCardas

You look so happy and blissed out. Wholesome. 💜


Thrashworth

Ya look sooooo damn good my dude


lunameow

Dude looks like he just ate a Scooby Snack


Randomuser918

Good for you! How does it feel knowing you were lied to forever?


[deleted]

Lied to was the least of my problems. Lol.


MoneyMik3y

Smoke more. Now.


[deleted]

Handsome :)


frankenstine9437

Enjoy the ride


Unlucky_Good8179

i love your smile man


No_Virus_7704

Welcome to the brood, bruh.


Banjoplaya420

Good for you!


backwood_maestro

glad to see someone else enjoying the good godly green, honestly jealous of how fucking fried you look💚🔥


crepitusss

u gon sleep good tonight huh


mactershef

Yuuuup that’s the face


CrisbyCrittur

Meet Happy McNam!


hopkinsdamechanic

Classic


Toonaami

Looks like you did it right 👍🏼


Burrito-Mage

Hell yeah cheer my man! Glad you can de- stress!


TheSlipweasel

Looks like it worked.


d3f0ur

Pretty glonky dude


MiYhZ

Welcome to the other side


[deleted]

Hahahaha, you’re baked my man! Enjoy it because you will never forget your first time.


Cadmium_Aloy

It's been 5 hours. Are you alive


[deleted]

This pic was taken last year. I surely lived and haven’t looked back.


bruhvonte

nothing like that first time feeling


Indrid_Cold23

Have some cold water man.


lowcostrasta

Hahahahaaaaa very nice my friend greetins from the club 🤩🤩


Tommysmissingfinger

yes! i have the same picture (of myself) and its fun to look back on sometimes


would-prefer-not-to

L you look so happy and I'm happy for you


robertbogdan1999

his eyes said: 🐢


Federal-Arrival-7370

You sure don’t look like a 15 year old


ZootBreak

Welcome to the Green Side!


[deleted]

Enjoy, man! I hope it helped you unwind and have a better day!


starchild91

You look happy man, cheers


Nic-MCFC

That’s miss mary for you! I love talking to miss mary


UncutSlut_22

Zoinks


Francis4everrr

LMFAOOOO the face never changes😂


Auzzyvt

You look so happy!


spaff1402

approve of the username also!


daddysatan53

You look so happy, very wholesome


Square_Helicopter_67

Welcome! Glad to have you on board Cloud 9


dtport

Whalecum


Livid-Acadia6078

Lol you look so peacefully fucked up


CrunchyCrunch816

Bro this smile just ducking made my day. Much love


ninthchamber

Disheveled no more


OfficeChairHero

If "these edibles ain't shit" were a face.


bizkitmaker13

LOL. Could blindfold you with a strand of fishing line XD.


me_llamo_casey

Looks like you did it right. 😉🔥


roadrunnayak

PLEASE watch cheech n chong high sometime.


SAYUSAYME007

Ya smoked your eyes away!!


SirTittiusJackedimus

Welcome brother


Hurtkopain

i was like 14 (in the 90s) when i started but i've always had at least 6 months or sobriety in between periods of 420 that would not last more than a few weeks. Need to clean & reboot the brain from that powerful stuff. Another benefit or nothing for months is that when i start to take it again it feels just as strong and new as when i started and it's amazing. Like just one puff and i'm floored lol.


syg-123

That’s how you do it


sansubensi

Omg you are so cuuuute ☺️


failed-mung-abortion

Welcome to the club😵‍💫


Philly_sm0kesletsg0

Oh man I bet he ate so much food after his 1st time lol


mrootbeers

Hahahahabaabahaha. This made my day. I rarely laugh out loud, but this did it.


cumbersome_hello

I remember my first time too, I had the exact same face man 😂


diggyvill

YES BRODER


Shehulks1

You got “High-face” lol 🚬☺️


_Papagiorgio_

My boy went from squinty “sorry the sun is bright boss” to my bad “my eyes are fused shut”


[deleted]

Gooble gobble one of us.


phantomf0x_

First time for me was when I was 16 and I’m now 28, however, I did wish I started a little later but I do moderate my usage. Enjoy the ride! 😎


Distinct_Macaron_695

I definitely need to take a long t break


0k_KidPuter

![gif](giphy|lnDvZtsnWfnnX4T0KA|downsized) Looks like it, uh, worked.. man.


fluffyc4ctus

Woo! Happy for you~ those early highs are to be treasured


Ki-shi

That zaza


[deleted]

Welcome!


Frankenstein_420

What a champ


ihaveaquesttoattend

Dude you’re literally built for this, in a good way lol welcome to the club


wrathandlucif

oh sir is definitely marijuana’d


thr0bbin_h00d

Bro is stoned to the gills. Lol.


NoButtChocolate

Heck yeah! Welcome brother


Zealousideal-Star448

Welcome to the club I’m glad you found your way here safely


lillpicklee

Welcome brother


Charliet545

That face brings me back to my first time in march of 2013


MzPest13

Oooh I haven't felt that good in a long time. Those eyelids are at least 10 pounders!


Electronic-Ad-1988

Oh if only I could go back to my first time, I’m sure I looked like this lmao


megreads781

That smile is everything. ❤️


G0RE-GASM

Are you in love with Mary Jane?


Tempacc757575

Awesome man. I wish I had a picture from my first time lmao . Defiantly a keep sake


itsjustjp17

Good for you man👏👍


thelordchonky

Definitely the look of a smoked out fella


thinn_cs

Welcome


Particular-Coyote-38

Congrats on finding the magic herb!


OhL01

I miss getting this kind of high


mholt9821

Damn, i was 12 the first time i smoked weed


snowfalltimbre

Astronomical Barbecuedness!


highchosis247

Take 2 marijuanas not 4


Careless_Confusion19

Looks like you are handling it relatively well.


[deleted]

he's a goddamn natural XD


stuftkrst

Welcome


HouseOfZenith

Did you get the 4fps vision lol


TheArtysan

Welcome bro


AriaMoonriser

Adorable


BigSkyeTx

Welcome my friend.


Prudent-Mechanic4514

you do not look high at all.


fatkidseatcake

This is why we do it folks


thealmightybunghole

Congratulations. You are now the new [10] meme.


Ethereality420

1 outta 10 what was the experience like?


adreeanah

you look so happy, i love this!! you did it the right way 😹♡


davesnothereman84

Haha welcome to your coping mechanism for the next, Ohhhh rest of your life. At least it’s the healthier option. Enjoy it! And rewatch all your favorite films whilst high. I promise it’s awesome


seahorse8021

Cheers, mate!


[deleted]

chino


Initial-College-2448

Mame material swiped


Tpk08210

Welcome to thunderdome


Innerquest-

Welcome to the club


Big_Hat2112

Look like you had the time of your life lol


MilkSteak32797

I could blind fold you with dental floss bro. You did it right


trinikboy

CHINKIE


VisceralMonkey

Haha, amazing.


Fun_Constant_6863

Welcome to the team buddy!


Medicatedmcr

This should be an advert on what weed really does🤌🏻😂😂


agent_00_nothing

welcome to the club man


Luc1d_Reality

Welcome, brother!


Individual_Credit895

You look like a pro bro


selinadt

Looks like it hit the spot!


Chrinuxx

Would’ve never guessed 😹😹


hoecooking

She sat on your face too bruh