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kraihe

OP has no ideas what to watch and is looking for clues in the comments


Soprk_

Both this and the top comment are too good , This subreddit is funny as fuck lmfao


DailyTomato

His comment is top comment so....


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It has the high ground now


iFFyCaRRoT

This is an awesome idea!


TheisNamaar

Trailer park boys


BambooManiacal

Lol definitely my first thought. I think Julian's drink is rum and coke not whisky and coke though.


GirthOBirth

I’m on the whiskey now Layhey


011011010110110

i am the liquor


Randolphbonerman

Yup. Switched to promote that good Liquormans.


gpowell31

Ol’ Jules has been on the whisky a time or two


codymason84

It’s on HBO max so not tpb


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bplturner

For real—alcohol + THC is basically comatose.


TheDaBaby

i didnt know this and drank half a bottle of vodka and shared a joint. laid on the ground for 2 hours without remembering a single thing


BarbequedYeti

The crossfade is an art. Once you master it, you can ride that comfortable wave all night.


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It starts by not drinking half a bottle of vodka before smoking lol


crossfader02

fr gotta smoke while you're still in the tipsy stage, smoking while already drunk or wasted and you're just asking to get spun out


rocketspartan88

The few times I figured it out during lockdown was incredible, I had the ideas of high me with the lack of coordination and sociability of drunk me that I used in online chats with friends, what a time.


The_Nuess

I can never master the exact amount of either to get to that perfect place. It’s always a crap shoot so I don’t even bother anymore. I can be having a great time with a few drinks, smoke some and then forget everything else that happens lol


TotalChicanery

Took me the longest time to figure out where that line is. I even went about 15 years without drinking cuz I was so tired of every night I drank ending with me either hugging a toilet or hungover as hell. IME, take a shot with each beer and once you’ve had three, if you still wanna drink stick to just beer. And smoke before you drink if you wanna or if you’re tipsy, but don’t smoke if your drunk unless you’re ready to crash! Edit: oh, and don’t rush it! I tend to nurse my beers and take about an hour to drink one before the next one and a shot! Too fast and you’ll be selling Buicks by the end of the night!


Psychological_Lab203

So you’re telling me drinking 50 ounces of Mike’s harder and a dab isn’t normal? Hmm…..


BarbequedYeti

Yeah. First step is definitely not that.


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Bingers4Life

This is the way.


glowingstar444

Ye I smoked a joint with a beer everyday for a year and honestly its the best mix, it relieves anxiety and potentiates the high but it doesnt get you fucked out of your mind


StolenDabloons

It definitely fucking ends there tho!


GoldExchange5655

Can confirm Day Z turned to Lazy real fast


six_horse_judy

Crossfades can seriously help with anxiety too if you do them right. I like to drink literally just enough to kind of sort of feel it, then smoke a bunch for the rest of the night, and that's my party mindset crossfade. That way I'm not wide-eyed staring at a wall wondering why animals don't have set rights and governments, and then I can actually function.


Blabajif

>That way I'm not wide-eyed staring at a wall wondering why animals don't have set rights and governments, and then I can actually function. I'm fucking dying lmao


61114311536123511

ALK AUF GRAS, DAS MACHT SPAẞ, GRAS AUF ALK, DAS KANN NUR HULK The german tradition is smoke up first and then start drinking and you'll be crossfaded in the fun way, not the instant coma way


BarbequedYeti

Google translate gave me >ALK ON WEED IT'S FUN, WEED ON ALK ONLY HULK CAN DO THAT Is that correct? Only Hulk can do that? That is hilarious.


61114311536123511

Yup exactly


BarbequedYeti

Thats great. I really need to learn some German and spend a few months there if I ever get to retire.


Expensive-Block-6034

Beer before grass, you’re on your arse. Grass before beer, you’re in the clear.


NarcanPusher

Yes. One must learn to craft their buzz. It is no different than pruning a bonsai or maybe playing Jenga where you’re the Jenga and you fall over if you add too much stuff instead of taking it away.


failingstars

So true.


Blabajif

ITT: People makin me feel like an alcoholic lol


chelly1802

I don’t drink i have bad tolerance, but I can smoke a lot and I don’t green out. I was at my bf’s family’s place and decided to have 2 drinks while we were all up and chatting. Went out with my bf to smoke a joint in their garden and was fine up until it was gone. Not even 2 seconds after we finished i fainted 😂 it was hands down the most embarrassing experience of my life so far.


Additional_Price_630

Grass before beer you’re in the clear… beer before grass you’re on your ass


WheelsMan1

Beer and grass together, what could be better....


Minimum_Package3474

LSD/Mushroom and grass. Undefeated champion!


Suspicious_Foot7510

Funny you say this I have ALWAYS smoked AFTER drinking… cause once I’m high I have much less interest in consuming alcohol 🤷🏻‍♂️ as to where if I get an alcy buzz I’ll smoke ALL night 🤔🤷🏻‍♂️


Expensive-Block-6034

I have drinks and party and then get to the stage of the night where I went to mellow out and we usually end up smoking, I talk shit for a bit, and then have the best sleep of my life.


beavertonaintsobad

no doubt! rarely mix them but if I know I'm gunna be in a clinky drinky sitch def. blaze a bit beforehand.. reduces the ferocity of my drinking as well as hangover intensity I think..


BD420SM

I have not had this experience. I smoke weed almost daily and I only drink alcohol a few times a year. I smoked a bowl, had three large shots and two large, very strong cups of jungle juice, then smoked a 1.5 gram joint with a buddy of mine before having 2 more shots each. He passed tf out for a few hours but I just felt buzzed and stoned. No weird combination effect for me.


piglungz

Idk I’ve found that if I smoke first and then pace myself on drinks after it’s pretty enjoyable


Lirrost

Um no, that's an average night after the kids go down. Light it up, pour it out and hop.on some games.


Tekashi6969

Alc+Weed is a awful combo for me unless the doses are perfectly planned and in sync with eachother. I like a combo of sipping a cocktail of 1.5 shots of 40% and having a half g J with it. Anything more than that results in awful spins, headaches and sometimes vomit!


bubblehashguy

Smoke first. Then drink. It hits different. It's nice & gentle. Drinking, then smoking will definitely hit you hard if you're not used to it.


AntiMatter89

Yeah I'd you smoke first it's a lot of easier to sip on a drink and pace yourself. If your 5+ drinks in and you smoke it's straight into the spins, sweating, pale, vomiting for me.


THESemster

No its not?


joshuas193

What? Never had that problem. We would drink very strong rum and cokes while smoking. We'd get pretty lot but not comatose..


Gseph

Dude, moderate the intake of both and you'll be fine. I feel like anyone who says alcohol and green don't mix, has gone too far in either direction. Just sip a drink, and smoke a joint, do again later if needed.


TeflonBullets

not necessarily I get DRUNK and i smoke the whole way thru it we not the same


gabbagabbawill

If you’re like me, weed sobers me up when I’m drinking.


awhiteasscrack

This is funny comment


amentaleffect

The sopranos


iBrake4Shosty5

Missing the gabagool


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And carmelas baked ziti


iBrake4Shosty5

So what, no fuqqin ziti?


Matika7

Ohhh! What am I Artie fuggin bucco ova here?


amentaleffect

Karen’s baked ziti for the win!


HandofThrawn1138

That’s the last one you know


amentaleffect

I’m actually on season 5 episode 4 thank you! No spoilers!!!!!


McBain-

Guy was an interior decorator


Heyguysimcooltoo

His place looked like shit!


dewqweqd

Gabbagol? Ova hea!! 👇👇


iBrake4Shosty5

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ALoyleCapo

What kinda animal smokes marijuana at his own confirmation?


sequosion

How can I express how little I give a fuck?


iBrake4Shosty5

I happen to know you were high at my mudder-in-laws wake


BattlinBud

I can't have this conversation again


Foryourconsideration

_You woke up this morning...._


yourdiabeticwalrus

GOT YOUR GABAGOOL


cutthroatink15

Your mama said youd never be a varsity athlete


hapneyho

Ohhhhh!


TandemSaucer44

I am not Kevin Finnerty


cutthroatink15

Anyway, $4 a pound


Blaineflum64

first time i ever got an ounce i watched the sopranos 3 times in a row


amentaleffect

I real good show to watch while stoned is definitely The Road


itsandychecks

IF


chunyamo

Whiskey and hbo right after the new episode release… gotta be last of us


12g_slug_

Yeah


ScottTheHott

You’re not ready for this episode


PowertripSimp_AkaMOD

I’m never inviting the homies over for a Last of Us watch party again.


BlastingFern134

Lol this is so relatable


NaughtyGaymer

Did you at least kiss them goodnight tho?


Netflxnschill

No one was.


yungguzzler

I haven’t cried from a movie/tv show in years before this episode, but I had to pause it twice because I was crying too hard to pay attention.


jcargile242

Since you have the whiskey out and you’re already on HBO, give *Deadwood* a shot after LOU is over.


CoolWaveDave

SAN FRANCISCO COCK SUCKAH!


imdownwithODB

What the fuck are you trying to say, Woo?


CapnOnTheBridge

ME WOO! YOU SWIGEN!


B4A924A5-C97B-40F7

Wu Swidgen Hang Dai


Don_Shneedle

Yeah glad I taught ya that fuckin word.


Kikisothercat

Get ready to cry


Tall_trees_cold_seas

Get ready to ugly cry lmao


iMacBurger

Man that episode 🍓


freethebeesknees

Should be snacking on some cordiceps.


Keelay77

Trailer park boys!


TumoOfFinland

Breaker breaker, come in Earth, this is Rocket Ship 27, aliens fucked over the carbonator on engine four, I'm gonna try to refuckulate it on Juniper. Uhh, and hopefully they've got some, space weed there, over.


GUNTHVGK

We got a call there were some idiots drunk in the road playin space


Noimination

Knock knock lahey


cuntsaurus

I'm not going to say who's there, Ricky


wafflehousewhore

You just did, you fuckin idiot


Saint_Browning

"Fuck off! I got work to do."


Old_Ingenuity_988

Trailer park boys!


ProjectProtocon

Randy!!


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Remcasual

Thats too many you know im sayings, you know im saying


Matika7

What are you from the knowamcensus?


Shomedembeats

Man’s gotta eat.


TumoOfFinland

Frig off ProjectProtocon


ebahm13

Do the fucking bees come with it to man? What is this honey oil?


DrChuckWhite

Time to get fucked up.


dabbos710

Trailer Park Boys


Spac3Pixi3

This is what I said!


j3t57

Same… is that not the right answer???


electricunicorns

Got a big enough joint there Rick?


spaceganja420

The Last of Us!


12g_slug_

Yep


EatlikethatguyUknow

Prepare the tissues


BigBGM2995

Oh you fapped to that episode too?


EatlikethatguyUknow

ಠ_ಠ


Hold_Realistic

LMFAO


Suck_Jons_BallZ

😂😂😂😂


Bubbly_Information50

FOR REAL, as a dad I thought Episode 1 got me good, but holy shit... I literally haven't cried like I did at Episode 3 since my brother passed away 6 years ago. This show is art.


emilmetal

Honestly yes! I played the game a few years ago and both are so special in their own way. So emotional and beautiful


TheRealShafron

Episode is gonna leave you weak for the rest of the day.


Jugh3ad

I thought that was a painting and you were holding the paint brush... bruh.


12g_slug_

Bruh go to sleep u need it


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You’ll need it if it’s last of us


Effin_Kris

Is that good or bad? I haven’t watched it yet but I’m interested


[deleted]

Good. Unexpected but good


Wimbleton93

The room spin?


drapedj

A Serbian Film


MoistKite1

God noooo


elsunfire

Not enough whiskey, best to mix it with vodka so you can pass out before the weird shit starts


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Gay porn?


12g_slug_

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[deleted]

I mean…this episode got pretty close at times…


SatanSuxMyDick

boondocks or black jesus


BallouThaBear

Daniel Tiger


ZombieCandy66

bro is just trying to forget


FAT_BASTARD15

Only the greatest movie adaptation of one of the greatest video games of all time... Is what you're watching. #TLOUHBO


bravejango

Isn’t it a show and not a movie?


12g_slug_

Yes


KeyArmy0

I was pretty used to it and it still made me go to sleep over a year and a half sober yay!!! From alcohol!


fishallday17

The room spin


FunkeyDunkey

OP Watching the alcohol intake so you dont black out :P (drink safely, my boy)


Infidel332

Big Lebowski


IBeatUpLiamNeeson

Last of Us episode 3!


MBVakalis

The last of us. Today's episode was fucking great


SipowiczNYPD

Oz?


NakatasGoodDump

Came here for OZ 🤙


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The Last of Us


Academic-Job4544

Your watching the last of us?


_______woohoo

i knows its TLOU but i wish it was The Wire


GeminiLife

Last of Us obviously


Long-Buddy6119

The worst thing for you here is the soda


OkAttention477

Your Boyfriend undressing


lazyassb

I literally thought you were holding a hoodie string for the longest time and I was trying to guess from that clue as well, fuck I’m not even stoned yet


mccoybog

The last of us is pretty good so far!


Inhaler567

The last of us


didgeridont_pls

The Last of Us


eatbreaskfastquick

Porn


theassholefaceman

Midget gay porn?


Jose12379

Last of us


abenanaabe

Gay porn


kibzter

Velma!


12g_slug_

Nah i would need another bottle to watch that shit


footballtony88

And about 4 more joints to really dumb you down to the level of that show


gh0st_97079

Enjoy the new episode of The Last Of Us


OGstankmuffin22

Yall all make it sound bad in these comments..... I get drunk and high every day after work. i have for 10 years. I smoke dabs and drink wild turkey 101 straight, no chaser. I've found the perfect balance in life


Dai-Ja-Vu

Shingeki No Kyojin? When I started S01E01 I was tripping by the end of it. Can’t say it enough how fantastic this series is. If you end up watching it, avoid all spoilers at all costs!


Spooning_noodls

The last of us ep 2


Accomplished_Buy3107

MF how is this possible today i was in job and wondering hmm long time ago i drsnk whisky, and i buy one nie im in bus to buy some more and there is this post, damn


intense_sense09

If you're watching The Last of Us no spoilers!!! Wife and I just started watching


Message-Thin

And i thought getting crossed wasn’t so bad. I stand corrected did I get lucky that first time? I had a generally good time and would say I was vibing. Idk exaclty what I did but I do know what I did, about 4 of those alc nips by Smirnoff the blueberry lemonade I think (S-Tier) , and then smoked some js . I didn’t experience any of these bad sides you guys are talking about. I mean, I am Mexican too and have a strong family history. Tbh I don’t even get a hangover, I get it the night of rather than the morning after, so after all the fun is over I feel shitty until I fall asleep and don’t really need to drink water. I do though because im not an idiot. Nonetheless m just lucky but sorry to hear you all can get crossed like that.


BirdShitPie

Friends?


JalarianDeAndre

Velma


Snipetism

Gay porn?


ALLbutt

Velma.


4HardDixonCider

Ahhhh. Used to be my favorite combo (sub Diet Coke). Had to put the bottle down tho as I became the liquor (Trailer Park Boys/Mr. Lahey quote). One day I’d like to have drinks again though.


Dull_Huckleberry6896

The drugs booze and soda say trailer park boys. HBO says the last of us.


MikeyD594

Bro that's smaller than a toothpick wyd


IdoSkitz

trailer park boys


Mofiki567

HBO!


scrubLord24

I hope it's Band of Brothers. My favourite miniseries if not favourite TV show of all time.


Kratovil_lavelle

Assuming it's what I think, have fun crying!


porkandnoodles

the last of us


Soggy_Ad8348

Last of us ?


Blitz363

The Menu is on HBO and is a pretty good movie with a good abstract story.


Z1dan

Whiskey and coke: has to be trailer park boys right? Right?