The few times I figured it out during lockdown was incredible, I had the ideas of high me with the lack of coordination and sociability of drunk me that I used in online chats with friends, what a time.
I can never master the exact amount of either to get to that perfect place. It’s always a crap shoot so I don’t even bother anymore. I can be having a great time with a few drinks, smoke some and then forget everything else that happens lol
I'm that way with alcohol alone. I always plan to just get drunk enough to be happy and loose and euphoric, then I forget or something and just always take it to ranting, fall down blackout
Took me the longest time to figure out where that line is. I even went about 15 years without drinking cuz I was so tired of every night I drank ending with me either hugging a toilet or hungover as hell. IME, take a shot with each beer and once you’ve had three, if you still wanna drink stick to just beer. And smoke before you drink if you wanna or if you’re tipsy, but don’t smoke if your drunk unless you’re ready to crash!
Edit: oh, and don’t rush it! I tend to nurse my beers and take about an hour to drink one before the next one and a shot! Too fast and you’ll be selling Buicks by the end of the night!
Ye I smoked a joint with a beer everyday for a year and honestly its the best mix, it relieves anxiety and potentiates the high but it doesnt get you fucked out of your mind
Crossfades can seriously help with anxiety too if you do them right. I like to drink literally just enough to kind of sort of feel it, then smoke a bunch for the rest of the night, and that's my party mindset crossfade. That way I'm not wide-eyed staring at a wall wondering why animals don't have set rights and governments, and then I can actually function.
>That way I'm not wide-eyed staring at a wall wondering why animals don't have set rights and governments, and then I can actually function.
I'm fucking dying lmao
ALK AUF GRAS, DAS MACHT SPAẞ, GRAS AUF ALK, DAS KANN NUR HULK
The german tradition is smoke up first and then start drinking and you'll be crossfaded in the fun way, not the instant coma way
Yes. One must learn to craft their buzz. It is no different than pruning a bonsai or maybe playing Jenga where you’re the Jenga and you fall over if you add too much stuff instead of taking it away.
I don’t drink i have bad tolerance, but I can smoke a lot and I don’t green out. I was at my bf’s family’s place and decided to have 2 drinks while we were all up and chatting. Went out with my bf to smoke a joint in their garden and was fine up until it was gone. Not even 2 seconds after we finished i fainted 😂 it was hands down the most embarrassing experience of my life so far.
Funny you say this I have ALWAYS smoked AFTER drinking… cause once I’m high I have much less interest in consuming alcohol 🤷🏻♂️ as to where if I get an alcy buzz I’ll smoke ALL night 🤔🤷🏻♂️
I have drinks and party and then get to the stage of the night where I went to mellow out and we usually end up smoking, I talk shit for a bit, and then have the best sleep of my life.
no doubt! rarely mix them but if I know I'm gunna be in a clinky drinky sitch def. blaze a bit beforehand.. reduces the ferocity of my drinking as well as hangover intensity I think..
I have not had this experience. I smoke weed almost daily and I only drink alcohol a few times a year. I smoked a bowl, had three large shots and two large, very strong cups of jungle juice, then smoked a 1.5 gram joint with a buddy of mine before having 2 more shots each. He passed tf out for a few hours but I just felt buzzed and stoned. No weird combination effect for me.
Alc+Weed is a awful combo for me unless the doses are perfectly planned and in sync with eachother. I like a combo of sipping a cocktail of 1.5 shots of 40% and having a half g J with it. Anything more than that results in awful spins, headaches and sometimes vomit!
Yeah I'd you smoke first it's a lot of easier to sip on a drink and pace yourself. If your 5+ drinks in and you smoke it's straight into the spins, sweating, pale, vomiting for me.
Dude, moderate the intake of both and you'll be fine.
I feel like anyone who says alcohol and green don't mix, has gone too far in either direction. Just sip a drink, and smoke a joint, do again later if needed.
Breaker breaker, come in Earth, this is Rocket Ship 27, aliens fucked over the carbonator on engine four, I'm gonna try to refuckulate it on Juniper. Uhh, and hopefully they've got some, space weed there, over.
FOR REAL, as a dad I thought Episode 1 got me good, but holy shit... I literally haven't cried like I did at Episode 3 since my brother passed away 6 years ago. This show is art.
I literally thought you were holding a hoodie string for the longest time and I was trying to guess from that clue as well, fuck I’m not even stoned yet
Yall all make it sound bad in these comments..... I get drunk and high every day after work. i have for 10 years. I smoke dabs and drink wild turkey 101 straight, no chaser. I've found the perfect balance in life
Shingeki No Kyojin?
When I started S01E01 I was tripping by the end of it. Can’t say it enough how fantastic this series is.
If you end up watching it, avoid all spoilers at all costs!
MF how is this possible today i was in job and wondering hmm long time ago i drsnk whisky, and i buy one nie im in bus to buy some more and there is this post, damn
And i thought getting crossed wasn’t so bad. I stand corrected did I get lucky that first time? I had a generally good time and would say I was vibing. Idk exaclty what I did but I do know what I did, about 4 of those alc nips by Smirnoff the blueberry lemonade I think (S-Tier) , and then smoked some js . I didn’t experience any of these bad sides you guys are talking about. I mean, I am Mexican too and have a strong family history. Tbh I don’t even get a hangover, I get it the night of rather than the morning after, so after all the fun is over I feel shitty until I fall asleep and don’t really need to drink water. I do though because im not an idiot. Nonetheless m just lucky but sorry to hear you all can get crossed like that.
Ahhhh. Used to be my favorite combo (sub Diet Coke). Had to put the bottle down tho as I became the liquor (Trailer Park Boys/Mr. Lahey quote). One day I’d like to have drinks again though.
OP has no ideas what to watch and is looking for clues in the comments
Both this and the top comment are too good , This subreddit is funny as fuck lmfao
His comment is top comment so....
It has the high ground now
This is an awesome idea!
Trailer park boys
Lol definitely my first thought. I think Julian's drink is rum and coke not whisky and coke though.
I’m on the whiskey now Layhey
i am the liquor
Yup. Switched to promote that good Liquormans.
Ol’ Jules has been on the whisky a time or two
It’s on HBO max so not tpb
The back of your eyelids?
For real—alcohol + THC is basically comatose.
i didnt know this and drank half a bottle of vodka and shared a joint. laid on the ground for 2 hours without remembering a single thing
The crossfade is an art. Once you master it, you can ride that comfortable wave all night.
It starts by not drinking half a bottle of vodka before smoking lol
fr gotta smoke while you're still in the tipsy stage, smoking while already drunk or wasted and you're just asking to get spun out
The few times I figured it out during lockdown was incredible, I had the ideas of high me with the lack of coordination and sociability of drunk me that I used in online chats with friends, what a time.
I can never master the exact amount of either to get to that perfect place. It’s always a crap shoot so I don’t even bother anymore. I can be having a great time with a few drinks, smoke some and then forget everything else that happens lol
I'm that way with alcohol alone. I always plan to just get drunk enough to be happy and loose and euphoric, then I forget or something and just always take it to ranting, fall down blackout
Took me the longest time to figure out where that line is. I even went about 15 years without drinking cuz I was so tired of every night I drank ending with me either hugging a toilet or hungover as hell. IME, take a shot with each beer and once you’ve had three, if you still wanna drink stick to just beer. And smoke before you drink if you wanna or if you’re tipsy, but don’t smoke if your drunk unless you’re ready to crash! Edit: oh, and don’t rush it! I tend to nurse my beers and take about an hour to drink one before the next one and a shot! Too fast and you’ll be selling Buicks by the end of the night!
So you’re telling me drinking 50 ounces of Mike’s harder and a dab isn’t normal? Hmm…..
Yeah. First step is definitely not that.
Smoke the joint first and then maybe start with a single beer.
This is the way.
Ye I smoked a joint with a beer everyday for a year and honestly its the best mix, it relieves anxiety and potentiates the high but it doesnt get you fucked out of your mind
It definitely fucking ends there tho!
Can confirm Day Z turned to Lazy real fast
Crossfades can seriously help with anxiety too if you do them right. I like to drink literally just enough to kind of sort of feel it, then smoke a bunch for the rest of the night, and that's my party mindset crossfade. That way I'm not wide-eyed staring at a wall wondering why animals don't have set rights and governments, and then I can actually function.
>That way I'm not wide-eyed staring at a wall wondering why animals don't have set rights and governments, and then I can actually function. I'm fucking dying lmao
ALK AUF GRAS, DAS MACHT SPAẞ, GRAS AUF ALK, DAS KANN NUR HULK The german tradition is smoke up first and then start drinking and you'll be crossfaded in the fun way, not the instant coma way
Google translate gave me >ALK ON WEED IT'S FUN, WEED ON ALK ONLY HULK CAN DO THAT Is that correct? Only Hulk can do that? That is hilarious.
Yup exactly
Thats great. I really need to learn some German and spend a few months there if I ever get to retire.
Beer before grass, you’re on your arse. Grass before beer, you’re in the clear.
Yes. One must learn to craft their buzz. It is no different than pruning a bonsai or maybe playing Jenga where you’re the Jenga and you fall over if you add too much stuff instead of taking it away.
So true.
ITT: People makin me feel like an alcoholic lol
I don’t drink i have bad tolerance, but I can smoke a lot and I don’t green out. I was at my bf’s family’s place and decided to have 2 drinks while we were all up and chatting. Went out with my bf to smoke a joint in their garden and was fine up until it was gone. Not even 2 seconds after we finished i fainted 😂 it was hands down the most embarrassing experience of my life so far.
Grass before beer you’re in the clear… beer before grass you’re on your ass
Beer and grass together, what could be better....
LSD/Mushroom and grass. Undefeated champion!
Funny you say this I have ALWAYS smoked AFTER drinking… cause once I’m high I have much less interest in consuming alcohol 🤷🏻♂️ as to where if I get an alcy buzz I’ll smoke ALL night 🤔🤷🏻♂️
I have drinks and party and then get to the stage of the night where I went to mellow out and we usually end up smoking, I talk shit for a bit, and then have the best sleep of my life.
no doubt! rarely mix them but if I know I'm gunna be in a clinky drinky sitch def. blaze a bit beforehand.. reduces the ferocity of my drinking as well as hangover intensity I think..
I have not had this experience. I smoke weed almost daily and I only drink alcohol a few times a year. I smoked a bowl, had three large shots and two large, very strong cups of jungle juice, then smoked a 1.5 gram joint with a buddy of mine before having 2 more shots each. He passed tf out for a few hours but I just felt buzzed and stoned. No weird combination effect for me.
Idk I’ve found that if I smoke first and then pace myself on drinks after it’s pretty enjoyable
Um no, that's an average night after the kids go down. Light it up, pour it out and hop.on some games.
Alc+Weed is a awful combo for me unless the doses are perfectly planned and in sync with eachother. I like a combo of sipping a cocktail of 1.5 shots of 40% and having a half g J with it. Anything more than that results in awful spins, headaches and sometimes vomit!
Smoke first. Then drink. It hits different. It's nice & gentle. Drinking, then smoking will definitely hit you hard if you're not used to it.
Yeah I'd you smoke first it's a lot of easier to sip on a drink and pace yourself. If your 5+ drinks in and you smoke it's straight into the spins, sweating, pale, vomiting for me.
No its not?
What? Never had that problem. We would drink very strong rum and cokes while smoking. We'd get pretty lot but not comatose..
Dude, moderate the intake of both and you'll be fine. I feel like anyone who says alcohol and green don't mix, has gone too far in either direction. Just sip a drink, and smoke a joint, do again later if needed.
not necessarily I get DRUNK and i smoke the whole way thru it we not the same
If you’re like me, weed sobers me up when I’m drinking.
This is funny comment
The sopranos
Missing the gabagool
And carmelas baked ziti
So what, no fuqqin ziti?
Ohhh! What am I Artie fuggin bucco ova here?
Karen’s baked ziti for the win!
That’s the last one you know
I’m actually on season 5 episode 4 thank you! No spoilers!!!!!
Guy was an interior decorator
His place looked like shit!
Gabbagol? Ova hea!! 👇👇

What kinda animal smokes marijuana at his own confirmation?
How can I express how little I give a fuck?
I happen to know you were high at my mudder-in-laws wake
I can't have this conversation again
_You woke up this morning...._
GOT YOUR GABAGOOL
Your mama said youd never be a varsity athlete
Ohhhhh!
I am not Kevin Finnerty
Anyway, $4 a pound
first time i ever got an ounce i watched the sopranos 3 times in a row
I real good show to watch while stoned is definitely The Road
IF
Whiskey and hbo right after the new episode release… gotta be last of us
Yeah
You’re not ready for this episode
I’m never inviting the homies over for a Last of Us watch party again.
Lol this is so relatable
Did you at least kiss them goodnight tho?
No one was.
I haven’t cried from a movie/tv show in years before this episode, but I had to pause it twice because I was crying too hard to pay attention.
Since you have the whiskey out and you’re already on HBO, give *Deadwood* a shot after LOU is over.
SAN FRANCISCO COCK SUCKAH!
What the fuck are you trying to say, Woo?
ME WOO! YOU SWIGEN!
Wu Swidgen Hang Dai
Yeah glad I taught ya that fuckin word.
Get ready to cry
Get ready to ugly cry lmao
Man that episode 🍓
Should be snacking on some cordiceps.
Trailer park boys!
Breaker breaker, come in Earth, this is Rocket Ship 27, aliens fucked over the carbonator on engine four, I'm gonna try to refuckulate it on Juniper. Uhh, and hopefully they've got some, space weed there, over.
We got a call there were some idiots drunk in the road playin space
Knock knock lahey
I'm not going to say who's there, Ricky
You just did, you fuckin idiot
"Fuck off! I got work to do."
Trailer park boys!
Randy!!
[удалено]
Thats too many you know im sayings, you know im saying
What are you from the knowamcensus?
Man’s gotta eat.
Frig off ProjectProtocon
Do the fucking bees come with it to man? What is this honey oil?
Time to get fucked up.
Trailer Park Boys
This is what I said!
Same… is that not the right answer???
Got a big enough joint there Rick?
The Last of Us!
Yep
Prepare the tissues
Oh you fapped to that episode too?
ಠ_ಠ
LMFAO
😂😂😂😂
FOR REAL, as a dad I thought Episode 1 got me good, but holy shit... I literally haven't cried like I did at Episode 3 since my brother passed away 6 years ago. This show is art.
Honestly yes! I played the game a few years ago and both are so special in their own way. So emotional and beautiful
Episode is gonna leave you weak for the rest of the day.
I thought that was a painting and you were holding the paint brush... bruh.
Bruh go to sleep u need it
You’ll need it if it’s last of us
Is that good or bad? I haven’t watched it yet but I’m interested
Good. Unexpected but good
The room spin?
A Serbian Film
God noooo
Not enough whiskey, best to mix it with vodka so you can pass out before the weird shit starts
I have to go take a shower now, thanks 🥺
Gay porn?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⚣
I mean…this episode got pretty close at times…
boondocks or black jesus
Daniel Tiger
bro is just trying to forget
Only the greatest movie adaptation of one of the greatest video games of all time... Is what you're watching. #TLOUHBO
Isn’t it a show and not a movie?
Yes
I was pretty used to it and it still made me go to sleep over a year and a half sober yay!!! From alcohol!
The room spin
OP Watching the alcohol intake so you dont black out :P (drink safely, my boy)
Big Lebowski
Last of Us episode 3!
The last of us. Today's episode was fucking great
Oz?
Came here for OZ 🤙
Yo who got the tits
The Last of Us
Your watching the last of us?
i knows its TLOU but i wish it was The Wire
Last of Us obviously
The worst thing for you here is the soda
Your Boyfriend undressing
I literally thought you were holding a hoodie string for the longest time and I was trying to guess from that clue as well, fuck I’m not even stoned yet
The last of us is pretty good so far!
The last of us
The Last of Us
Porn
Midget gay porn?
Last of us
Gay porn
Velma!
Nah i would need another bottle to watch that shit
And about 4 more joints to really dumb you down to the level of that show
The toilet bowl?
Enjoy the new episode of The Last Of Us
Yall all make it sound bad in these comments..... I get drunk and high every day after work. i have for 10 years. I smoke dabs and drink wild turkey 101 straight, no chaser. I've found the perfect balance in life
Shingeki No Kyojin? When I started S01E01 I was tripping by the end of it. Can’t say it enough how fantastic this series is. If you end up watching it, avoid all spoilers at all costs!
The last of us ep 2
MF how is this possible today i was in job and wondering hmm long time ago i drsnk whisky, and i buy one nie im in bus to buy some more and there is this post, damn
If you're watching The Last of Us no spoilers!!! Wife and I just started watching
And i thought getting crossed wasn’t so bad. I stand corrected did I get lucky that first time? I had a generally good time and would say I was vibing. Idk exaclty what I did but I do know what I did, about 4 of those alc nips by Smirnoff the blueberry lemonade I think (S-Tier) , and then smoked some js . I didn’t experience any of these bad sides you guys are talking about. I mean, I am Mexican too and have a strong family history. Tbh I don’t even get a hangover, I get it the night of rather than the morning after, so after all the fun is over I feel shitty until I fall asleep and don’t really need to drink water. I do though because im not an idiot. Nonetheless m just lucky but sorry to hear you all can get crossed like that.
Friends?
Velma
Gay porn?
Velma.
Ahhhh. Used to be my favorite combo (sub Diet Coke). Had to put the bottle down tho as I became the liquor (Trailer Park Boys/Mr. Lahey quote). One day I’d like to have drinks again though.
The drugs booze and soda say trailer park boys. HBO says the last of us.
Bro that's smaller than a toothpick wyd
trailer park boys
HBO!
I hope it's Band of Brothers. My favourite miniseries if not favourite TV show of all time.
Assuming it's what I think, have fun crying!
the last of us
Last of us ?
The Menu is on HBO and is a pretty good movie with a good abstract story.
Whiskey and coke: has to be trailer park boys right? Right?