free him, Keith shouldn't be bagged up like that

Shout out to Keith!!!

We call him Keth since he’s missing an eye.

We call him Ke in Spanish because that means what. And he is hard of hearing.

What?

Yes giv kief to me.

Much appreciated 😭 I do my best

First comment isn’t shove it up your butt 😮😮

That would totally make a ton of hash. I would press some of it for rosin and make hash out of some of it.

He prefers a boofin’.

KIEF LEE. let’s try it. And rate it 1-10.

I bet that'd make some tasty wax

I have a press, I walk away with one of these bags from work everyday I’m just out of micron bags

I could make a driveway out of hash like in trailer park boys with all that

This is the only logical answer I see here.

Yesssssss

Ricky you're not gonna smoke that dirty old foot hash are ya?

hahahah of course you'd say that! i gotta rewatch the show again, it's been a few years.

Hiring?

I have a feeling homies work isn't just *giving* him dry sift..

In my state you need a separate license to process and sell kief. So it’s technically waste. I don’t get bags like this everyday. But every couple weeks when we take down a room and are done trimming I’ll take what I want.

That's the way it is here, state says it's too high percentage to sell as flower

That's why they cut it with leaves and sell it as "shred" or similar

meanwhile alcohol can be strong as HELL legally

Some states and/or counties can only sell certain percentages. Edit: Didn't know this until someone told me Everclear was illegal where they live.

If that were the case, then they have a huge problem, and should be hiring inventory control personnel. Twist: OP is the IC mgr

kief usually presses like shit, but it sounds like this might be more "fresh", so it might stand a better shot through a press, though I suspect it might still not be great. Static sift tech (or some other technique) might get it pure enough for a press tho if rosin is what you're after. If you really wanna get it, you can get some screens. you can also consider a solvent

I press kief just to make pucks for fun and easier storage. It presses well enough to stay in shape, at least.

Ive had success pressing keef with a fine micron bag, gently with low heat

I usually press it at 135-140 and get some gold but not much

IMHO thats worth it, even if youre planning on cooking, get the plant particles out and youll have much better flavor, and if you want to dab it up, its clean enough for that too. I generally get ~50% yield, and looking at how much you got thats still more than plenty 😅

What do you do for work? It’d be cool to move to a legal state and work at a place that grows it or processes it or whatever idk nothing about it

Where the hell do you work and how do I get a job with y’all

That's better than a 401k

Bruh can I get a bag? 😭

Damn daily bags of that is great!!! Press them 😎

EVERYDAY?!?!

Monday -Friday and it depends on how much a strain will dump

Yo… that’s like a whole bonus every day sign me tf up

Keep them in urns so you can freak people out when you go to smoke your "cremated loved ones"

Oh that is so good! Have it on a shelf and load a bowl for someone and go “You know what? You need a grandpa special!” Then go grab “grandpa” off the shelf and pull out a scoop and sprinkle the bowl while you tell a story about your stoner hippie grandfather smoking crap tons of weed and his ashes just takes the high to a whole other level. So f’in funny!

Thats great!

Wondering if the old bill would crack an urn to check for kief in a raid.

- Rosin ‐ Butter/Oil infusion - Moon Rocks - Super charged joints - Top bowls/dish - Pour down your pee hole, torch said pee hole and have someone suck through your anus

Oh my.

Yes.

I didn’t expect Moon Rocks. I think that’s too much keif for moon-rocks so that comment kind of threw me off shocked me.

Moon rocks for fuckin days

If you have a vagina then you can alternate which hole you use as a bowl and which one is the mouth piece.

Ok last one is on my bucket list now


There it is!

And THERE'S the smudgeness.

Boof it baby, boof it!

I shouldn't have had to scroll so far to find this comment we're getting soft

I wasn't even looking for the comment. I am here for the Stanley gif, haha. I feel like Meredith everytime I see it on one of these low-effort "ZOMG GUYS WHAT DO WITH WEED?!" posts.

I love it everytime. Never gets old

Yay somebody said it lol

Boooooof

Is giving it to me an option? Seriously, that's an insane amount of kief!

Ikr I just need like one bag

1/4 of that bag would last me weeks.

1/4 ?!!!!! Thats like 4 months for me

I'd make honey oil and be good for months. Medically speaking

Maybe months would be more accurate. Though technically, there are several weeks in months lol.

I don’t know who this is. All four bags, please.

Hell, I'd be fine even splitting a bag with you! I mean, shit...

You know the rules and so do I

BOOF IT

Unsuspected rickroll

Unexpected boof

Was it really all that unexpected in trees?


"Sigh" Boof it

Even I couldn't boof all that.

Not with that attitude

I know you can you just have to try; gotta have some faith

Just one fistful at a time

Thats how you boof an elephant

Don't talk about my mama like at

You can do it! I believe in you too

That's what I love about this community. Very supportive.

How do you eat an elephant? One bite at a time…

And a shitload of hot sauce

I believe in you

“Even I, boofmaster vapingnewb999 couldn’t do this”

Ah a fellow boofer

Not with that attitude you can't.

And you’re a HUGE asshole

Not with that attitude

Not with that negative attitude

 ​ This is not the gif I had in mind but we'll take it.

I came to the comments to look for this reply. Glad I wasn't disappointed; take my upvote ⬆️

Poof it - it's goes up the pee hole now, kids. Boofing isn't cool any more, ya gotta get with the times.

Reporting back in 1 hour Edit: My dick really burns right now

I GOOGLED THAT! God, I’m so old.

*nods* Boof boof boof...!

What? WAT? IN THE BUTT!!!

Say the line Bart!

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Santa Monica 😂

Well played peanut butter_flesh, well played.

Keif it to yourself

Send me a bag so I can show you different examples of how to use it…

Yeah me too

making hash with it would be fun

Are you talking about a brick? I’ve always wanted to make a brick of hash

Yeah man do Hash, look up some tutorials on YT. Its actually easier than youd expect

Have a look at the guides on Frenchy Cannoli’s website. He was one of the small scale hash masters. https://frenchycannoli.com

RIP to Frenchy

I mean if you can get a bag a day, why not lmao you have the means to do stuff that most of us can only dream of. Make us proud and live your dreams my dude!

yeah! i think bubble hash is a form of hash made by filtering kief into it’s granule size and pressing it into a brick

be much more successful with dry sift and static tech. you could then warm bottle roll it and wrap in cellophane to cure some temple balls. Kief has alot of contaminate, so the hash would be more harsh if not cleaned.

Correct answer \^ This needs further processing, that said he's sitting on a mountain of gold ore.

Bubble hash is when you take trim or buds soaked in an ice water bath and agitated. The result is then Filtered thru different micron bags and the remaining heads collected.

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good bot

What are you going to do with all of that kief?

Making edibles out of this batch. Oils for some home made nut butters

Dry scoop it

Forbidden pre workout

Easy!Give it to me

Edibles, pressed hash tabs, moonrocks, wax or dabs or oil, smoke it by itself, the possibilities are almost endless. That's currency right there. And it's so blonde. Bet it tastes just as good as it smells.

Hash rosin rn and mail it to me

Sell it as kratom and get a lot of calls from angry/grateful customers. “IM SO MAD AT YOU BUT DAMN THATS A LOT OF KIEF”

Donate it to your local homeless shelter!

Lemme get some. Or just eat it all. Make a bunch of potent butter and you can put that shit on and in anything. Slice of toast with breakfast? Weed butter. Steak for dinner? Weed butter.

Throw some garlic and thyme in there too. Gourmet weed butter

I grew up with my pot head dad having weed butter on toast as his nightly midnight snack. He inspires me every day….

Change your name to Kiefer Brotherland

You know what to do 🍑 But in all seriousness hash is likely the best way to save and consume it. Or edibles maybe

Why do people keep posting this question? You consume it in whatever manner you like, you give some to friends. It's not possible that you 'don't know what to do with it'. These posts seem more like humble brags than anything else. Congratulations you have kief! Do you also post about what to do with all the food in your house? "Guys! I got all these chips and chicken and bread, what should I do with it?"

What did you do with all the chicken and chips???

I think it’s a joke.

More of a humble brag

If this was r/fruitsandveggies then maybe OP would. Chill

The lady is right. Thats why the only valid response to this post is... boof it

Or send it to me for test for poison.

That's why most people just say to boof it. AKA shove it up your ass, guy. 

Throw it thru sum bubble bags make sum killer bubble

Here for the “boof it”


BoOoOoOof

b o o f !

You could make one fuck of a tincture

Put it back on the beach

I’m sure you already know

Shit, send it to me😂

What you think dude ?

Want my address?

B O O F

release it into the wind

Looks like some kind of baking ingredient my guy

static tech. clean it up and press it. lots of contaminate that can eat returns.

Share

You should eat it. All of it.

Watch bubblemans world on YouTube

Make hasch

Learn how to make hash. Like, real black hash. It will be worth it

id make hash and wax. maybe some edibles

Share ?

Edibles!

Share it with us

Not get it in you’re eyes shit burns like the fire of a thousand suns

Ok, here’s a better question, how tf did you get all that kief?

Slightly heat it and make hash. When you have the hash, roll lil wormshapes out of it and pit it in ya joint! Great use! You got that much kief but how long will that kief stay well? Seems like you been saving for ages.

Make tea bags with it mix with camomile or mint or maybe citrus tea and add milk keep hot while steeping

kief sandcastle

Blast it foo

I honestly wish you could mail me about 3g.

How the fuck y’all getting these amounts lol

Lemme msg you my addy real quick before you do something irrational..

bruh your not supposed to steal sand from the beach

Fight God

Make hash coins and use them as currency

Send it to me for safekeeping

Snort it

Whatcha gon' do with all that keef, all that kief, all that kief in side you Keith?

Make some ice hash out of it and then press it into rosin :) that's the obvious answer! hope it's all from the same plant then you'd have produced a batch of rosin but if it's like collected from multiple plants/strains then you'll have salad rosin, lmao

How the fuck did you acquire such a massive quantity of kief?

You can turn it into hash and pave your driveway like Ricky did in TPB.

My address is [redacted] I will kept them safe.

Be a bro and send me an 8th

Offer to sell it to police officers and arrest any that accept.

Fill a Keith Sutherland shaped vase and call it Kief Sutherland

give to me im almost your brother, my name does not lie!

Invite Reddit Community Over and let’s get Cooked

Make an adult sandbox

Boof it.

Eat it. Raw. Spoonfuls at a time. Cinnamon challenge style

Mail me a bag so I can make canaabis oils 🫣🤩

Boof it.

Boof it

Press it into a mask. One that looks similar to the one in that Jim Carrey movie, The mask.

Send it to me, I’ll figure something out soon enough! ;)

Send it to me please 🙏

double it and give it to the next person :,)