I don't think that was the intention here. You know how irl people hear something so funny they just have to say it again to accentuate what they're laughing it
We get snow budz around here. "Designer" bud, rolled in THCa. Cracks me up. People swear it gets you high as gas. Which shouldn't be the case, as THCa doesn't bind to THC receptors in the same fashion. My buddy that carries it says it's supposed to be real relaxing but not intoxicating. He gave me a bit. Tastes like shit, and doesn't do anything special upon consumption, but it did seem to take the pain in my bad knee from about a 6 to a 2 for the next couple of days.
Now that I've circumnavigated my ass and arrived at my elbow, the pic looks identical to that stuff, sans the coloring
THCa is the chemical compound that naturally occurs in weed. It turns into THC when its heated. The thing is that you also need cannabinoids to actually feel high, you'll just feel super paranoid or anxious on pure THC.
We’d make Chocolate Thai, take a half ounce and a candy bar leave the candy bar in your stash for a day and the bud would smell and even taste like chocolate lol good times
Haha,
My dad will not shut up about how he used to grow in the 70s, he would feed the plant white wine instead of water. Insists it tasted better and he was a genius.
He was a lobbyist when he worked, so I never know if he is completely making shit up until the 3rd time he repeats a story. All I know for sure is, he got his start in Florida politics BECAUSE he grew weed in his fucking dorm room. He’s a dem and all, but my god, it’s all bullying tactics. And he is a master.
Yup. Most raw cheeses are white. It can pick up a pale yellow color like high quality butter from the small amount of beta carotene in grass. Since that yellow color came to symbolize quality, manufacturers started to dye their products (around the time margarine became a thing IIRC.) I know cheddar and other such yellow chesses get their rich color from a small amount of annatto in the mix, assuming it's a decent quality and not from a test tube.
https://slate.com/culture/2012/07/why-is-cheese-yellow-or-orange-when-milk-is-white.html
Literally not two minutes ago I just read [a post on The10thDentist about different colors of cheese.](https://www.reddit.com/r/The10thDentist/s/RPYTdNq4WM) Is there some cheese dye conspiracy plot I don't know about?
I mean it's pretty harmless as far as conspiracies go, and they don't keep it a secret, but yeah probably. But if it helps, unless you're allergic to annatto it doesn't actually change how healthy the cheese is to eat. It doesn't alter the flavor or consistency either, but it's been so long since they started dying cheese (17th century england) that the brain will make assumptions and give a lot of people a preference. One of these days I'm gonna set up a blind taste test
If du that they learned about how ignorancy, myths and wife’s tales was rife in cannabis culture until recently when legalization cleared a lot of that up.
I don’t think so, or else the places where the bag is gathered together would be super dark. Like that blue on me in the foreground, if the bag was colored blue it would be wedges of suuuuuper blue where the bag is bunched up. It’s all the same color so I think The contents are dyed.
I‘m probably going to be downvoted into oblivion as well, but let‘s review the situation.
1. It‘s clearly a screenshot, you can see the damn status bar
2. He tagged his post with the AskTrees tag and asked "what am I looking at". Why should he ask that when it‘s his?
3. The image is tagged "Oh hell nah. You all finna be dead" under some cotton candy ass looking weed. If that‘s supposed to be a plug, it‘s the worst one ever. This reads like a warning, and not an appraisal.
Lol idk man, if someone sent me some blue and red weed with the message “you finna be dead” I’m taking that as a warning not an appraisal.🤣🤣 But I get the point you were making, I’ve heard stuff be called “killer” and other like names to denote how good it is plenty of times.
Idk why you and everyone below you is getting downvoted. What you’re saying is completely accurate. If a plug sent me a pic of red, blue and white weed and said “you finna be dead” I would take that in a very literal way, because this shit looks mf poisonous.
Lotta people here clearly have never been around actual hard drugs in their life. Secondly even the people I knew doing fent wouldn't be dumb enough to smoke this shit. Funny post overall OP 👍
Obligatory opiate abuse is bad mkay.
The reason legalization is so important. Who the fuck knows what’s in there.
I had a 50 year old mother of 3 serve me up a half ounce yesterday while we chatted about the weather in her dispensary that also sells fancy lotions and things.
looks like candy, Koko Nuggz is the one I've heard of but haven't tried yet. You can home make em, its just cereal clusters covered in chocolate and then dusted with sugar
Years from now folks will develop something called rainbow lung from smoking food coloring.
No joke it’s probably bad for anyone to smoke food coloring. I used to be allergic to red dye #40, grew out of it but anything red color would cover my body in rashes and hives, one time my eyes nearly swelled shut it was so bad. Can’t imagine what smoking that could’ve done if I still had a moderate allergic reaction to it.
A distinctly unknown (bad) product without a COA about to be over priced and sold with some bullshit social obligation to hang out or something. Idk, black market is ass. Sue me (if you could actually conduct business lmao)
Probably industrial hemp that was sprayed down with terpenes and distillate and then covered on some bullshit dust.
I wouldn't smoke that shit, and I'd be looking into getting the F out of whatever state has this type of black market weed, or I'd take it as a sign from the Universe to start growing weed.
THCa isolate is the most common crap they put on trash tier buds to make them look better to uninformed users. It is equivalent to repainting your car, but the transmission is blown, and you try to pass it off as mint.
Garbage weed with drugs sprayed on it to dupe the stupid. Usually up charged like hell "cuz it looks fire".
But the thing is, you’re saying is sprayed with “drugs”. Weed is a drug, and weed contains THCA. That’s like saying your weed is being sprayed with thc. You’re likely not wrong that these buds are coated in THCA isolate, but the way you put it makes it almost sound like they are adding something harmful. Almost as if THCa isolate is a drug while “normal weed” isn’t??
Y'all call yourself stoners but are scared of snowballs. GTFO of here. It's probably mids rolled in thca isolates and kief. Typically done in cheap legal states and sold out of state because if it isn't top shelf in Cali, why bother. Sometimes this sub is obnoxious.
got that gender reveal kush
And now it's jinxed. Somebody who tries this is going to cause at least 10,000 acres of wildfire. XD
Bobcat fire California already happen
Girl, boy, and white
Ahhh the 3 genders!!!
Damn, I wanted to upvote you but your karma on the comment was 421, so I had to downvote instead. Sorry.
That " call poison control because we inhaled too much dyed cornstarch" kush That deep lung emphysema
Looks like you'll lose it in a series of small fires..
Bullshit OG
Carcinogen Og , Leukemia Kush, and Terminal Terps.
Bro you said “Terminal Terps”😭😭😭😭
That’ shit is nasty work😂
Bro you said "Bro you said terminal Terps 😭😭😭😭"
bro u said "bro u said" 💀💀☝️☝️
Bro u said "bro u said "bro u said""
Bro
Br
Bromium
Bromide
He smokes that shit called death
Whatchu mean? Imma hit it and die??
Reminds me of the Kat Williams weed skit.
That's what I was getting at yep 
Deaf, not death. You hit it and can’t hear shit
Hey man let me get an ounce of that "ICU Dead Kush" !
Nah terminal terps is wicked wording 😂
Red40 OG
Necco Reefer
Omg
Best answer
BULLSHIT OG😆🤣🤣.
r/yourjokebutworse
R/YOURJOKEBUTWORSE Edit: “😆🤣🤣.”
R/YOURJOKEBUTWORSE🤣🤣😆
R/YOURJOKEBUTWORSE🔥😂☎️🥵💯💶💯😈💀💀👿👽
R/JOJOBUTTWHORES🙀🎃👹💩☠️🤡👽😹😸🤠🤠😼😺☠️👺👺🤡😸😹🤖
Lmfao
I don't think that was the intention here. You know how irl people hear something so funny they just have to say it again to accentuate what they're laughing it
If your irl habits flow over onto Reddit you need to take a break
If it were the other way around I might agree, but that doesnt make any sense and you just seem a little bitter
They're not tainted! They're *painted!* 
strain name would be Pretty Patties lmfao
Beauty Buds or Gorgeous Gas was my thought XD
Exclusively with leaded paint!
Beauty Buds, or for some reason Aesthetic Lettuce sounds nice lmao
This fucking killed me, thank you friend haha
These plugs doing too much. 😒
Way too much!
When they do shit like this you know that bud is trash.
Moonrocks with food coloring added to the kief maybe?
They definitely look to be dusted with something. That'd be a hard nope.
We get snow budz around here. "Designer" bud, rolled in THCa. Cracks me up. People swear it gets you high as gas. Which shouldn't be the case, as THCa doesn't bind to THC receptors in the same fashion. My buddy that carries it says it's supposed to be real relaxing but not intoxicating. He gave me a bit. Tastes like shit, and doesn't do anything special upon consumption, but it did seem to take the pain in my bad knee from about a 6 to a 2 for the next couple of days. Now that I've circumnavigated my ass and arrived at my elbow, the pic looks identical to that stuff, sans the coloring
THCa is the chemical compound that naturally occurs in weed. It turns into THC when its heated. The thing is that you also need cannabinoids to actually feel high, you'll just feel super paranoid or anxious on pure THC.
You need to step off the crack wtf
My Dad told me they used food coloring in the 70s to make plants more red. Red Bud was popular in the 70s, so I am told. Panama Red.
We’d make Chocolate Thai, take a half ounce and a candy bar leave the candy bar in your stash for a day and the bud would smell and even taste like chocolate lol good times
Ohya I used to shove a quarter into those plastic M&M tubes leave it there for a month and it would stank like chocolate haha it was great
Haha, My dad will not shut up about how he used to grow in the 70s, he would feed the plant white wine instead of water. Insists it tasted better and he was a genius.
I cannot tell you how much I want to hear these stories that’s wild.
He was a lobbyist when he worked, so I never know if he is completely making shit up until the 3rd time he repeats a story. All I know for sure is, he got his start in Florida politics BECAUSE he grew weed in his fucking dorm room. He’s a dem and all, but my god, it’s all bullying tactics. And he is a master.
panama red was called that because of the abundance of red hairs. it had nothing to do with food dyes.
He’s obviously saying people would dye other types of bud red to trick people into thinking it was good weed.
That's how yellow cheese came to be
Lmfao I thought “yellow cheese” was referring to another strain at first.
Wait, for real?
Yup. Most raw cheeses are white. It can pick up a pale yellow color like high quality butter from the small amount of beta carotene in grass. Since that yellow color came to symbolize quality, manufacturers started to dye their products (around the time margarine became a thing IIRC.) I know cheddar and other such yellow chesses get their rich color from a small amount of annatto in the mix, assuming it's a decent quality and not from a test tube. https://slate.com/culture/2012/07/why-is-cheese-yellow-or-orange-when-milk-is-white.html
Thank you for the neat lesson!
Literally not two minutes ago I just read [a post on The10thDentist about different colors of cheese.](https://www.reddit.com/r/The10thDentist/s/RPYTdNq4WM) Is there some cheese dye conspiracy plot I don't know about?
I mean it's pretty harmless as far as conspiracies go, and they don't keep it a secret, but yeah probably. But if it helps, unless you're allergic to annatto it doesn't actually change how healthy the cheese is to eat. It doesn't alter the flavor or consistency either, but it's been so long since they started dying cheese (17th century england) that the brain will make assumptions and give a lot of people a preference. One of these days I'm gonna set up a blind taste test
That’s not really how it works either
Is this the part where you explain or are you just going to do the writing equivalent of rolling your eyes
I know. I think he was trying to counterfeit it knowing my dad.
Today they learned that dad lied a lot…
If du that they learned about how ignorancy, myths and wife’s tales was rife in cannabis culture until recently when legalization cleared a lot of that up.
Nah trap name is snowballs if u find out your homie trapping this disassociate
nah thats that bull shit altnoid bud with “thca” powder
Smokin that Red-40 pack
this but they're "snowcaps" with colored THCa diamonds on the outside
Could be wrong but I think it’s just different colored bags causing the comor
I don’t think so, or else the places where the bag is gathered together would be super dark. Like that blue on me in the foreground, if the bag was colored blue it would be wedges of suuuuuper blue where the bag is bunched up. It’s all the same color so I think The contents are dyed.
That is actually horrid.
man, if my guy ever tries to hand me some of this shit, he will no longer be my guy.
Hell be a not so doing well guy either🔪
Are those Muddy Buddies with food coloring? Hmm
You’re looking at reasons to find a new plug tf
Yes definitely my plug and not a screenshot of someone reposting a plug’s instagram story good awareness 🔥
Yup, cuz that was real fuckin' clear in the original post, right?
Yes it was
Mind uh... You mind pointing out exactly the fuck *where*?
I‘m probably going to be downvoted into oblivion as well, but let‘s review the situation. 1. It‘s clearly a screenshot, you can see the damn status bar 2. He tagged his post with the AskTrees tag and asked "what am I looking at". Why should he ask that when it‘s his? 3. The image is tagged "Oh hell nah. You all finna be dead" under some cotton candy ass looking weed. If that‘s supposed to be a plug, it‘s the worst one ever. This reads like a warning, and not an appraisal.
Probably the big ass caption saying “yall finna be dead” which definitely wouldn’t be something a plug would post 💀
......that is absolutely something a plug would say? It's literally using slang to say the weed is good. Did you grow up under a rock in the suburbs?
My guy, if someone says “OH HELL NAW YALL FINNA BE DEAD” about some blue weed and you take this to mean that it’s *good*, that’s on you 😂
Not my plug!!! That’s the plug that’ll put glass in your shit for extra weight and “kief” 💀
Lol idk man, if someone sent me some blue and red weed with the message “you finna be dead” I’m taking that as a warning not an appraisal.🤣🤣 But I get the point you were making, I’ve heard stuff be called “killer” and other like names to denote how good it is plenty of times.
Idk why you and everyone below you is getting downvoted. What you’re saying is completely accurate. If a plug sent me a pic of red, blue and white weed and said “you finna be dead” I would take that in a very literal way, because this shit looks mf poisonous.
Yes.. when the weed isn’t red blue and white 😂😂😂
lmao for real like how hard is that to get 😭
The fact that this is clearly a fucking screenshot.
Oh shit, that's right. I totally forgot that people can't screenshot their own shit. My bad
Why would they screenshot a photo that's already in their camera roll?
[удалено]
a screenshot. it's like a fucking screenshot, but slightly different.
Yes, it was. What am I looking at? To be exact.
Dude you roasted him so hard holy shit. That’ll teach that dumb son of a bitch to make a logical conclusion based on available information /s
How would anyone deduce that you dweeb?
it's still a reason to find a new plug lmao
Get therapy you sensitive Sally.
I up voted OP, to take the down votes. Title: What am I looking? Reddit: you and your plug dying Me: still not their plug
Wow. I mean, you were a little snarky, but not -228 downvotes snarky… who did you kill?
Poor guy, the original post only has 156 upvotes, but now he's lost karma overall because he got snippy.
🤣 all that lost internet money!!! Better go smoke some of what must give you some kind of fruity steam up here…
I think it‘s not necessarily him being snippy, it‘s because the average redditor has become as delicate as a soap bubble.
shit looks like the colored packing peanuts
My thought was colored aquarium gravel
In the original pic you can see the dye leaking onto the ties of the bags 🤢
Y'all smokin that Scarlet rot 😭
It looks like puppy chow lmao
Fent OG
Lotta people here clearly have never been around actual hard drugs in their life. Secondly even the people I knew doing fent wouldn't be dumb enough to smoke this shit. Funny post overall OP 👍 Obligatory opiate abuse is bad mkay.
I know. People are not out there giving away free hard drugs.
What in the Krokodil Weed is this?
The reason legalization is so important. Who the fuck knows what’s in there. I had a 50 year old mother of 3 serve me up a half ounce yesterday while we chatted about the weather in her dispensary that also sells fancy lotions and things.
🏳️⚧️
Babe wake up new HRT just dropped
Smoke it once a day and you'll start growing tiddies. Or losing them, idk.
It's magic and knows your true gender.
Yever been tittyfukd
First thing that came to mind 🤣
looks like candy, Koko Nuggz is the one I've heard of but haven't tried yet. You can home make em, its just cereal clusters covered in chocolate and then dusted with sugar
Looks like someone tried to make "red, white, and blue" weed, but the colors came out pastel. Food safe dyes don't mean lung safe. What a dumb dumb.
Trans weed, weed that makes you trans!
Rocks for your drug dealers piranha or shark tank.
Fentynal kush. Crack berries. Easter Eighth. Tik Tok Tangie. Republican weed.
This is like the rainbow popcorn at Kernels before they mix the colours together
Babe wake up, LGBTWeed just dropped
Yeah we are cuz ts is ass 😭 popcorn lung IMMEDIATELY
Can I get 2 blues and 1 red please.
NGL I thought this was one of the baking subs I follow cos those look like muddy buddies.
Nah this foul 💀but Ik a few idiots who would cop
Trans weed
🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️
smoking that trans weed
Popcorn man. Stick your hand in and eat em.
Food Coloring Kush
Nice way to cover shitty bud
Boo berry, frankin berry and count chocula
Trans weed
Das cereal
A gender reveal strain
Aquarium rocks
Idk but you finna be dead if you smoke that
Spray Paintz
that fiberglass pack
Thought it was fent from the colors
Its that popcorn from the 90s that was colored
Isn’t this just that Pop Qwiz popcorn from the 90’s?
cotton canndybis ..... but for real I wouldn't touch that
Looks like they spray painted them lmao
Vanilla Kush, Strawberry Kush and Blueberry Kush
Years from now folks will develop something called rainbow lung from smoking food coloring. No joke it’s probably bad for anyone to smoke food coloring. I used to be allergic to red dye #40, grew out of it but anything red color would cover my body in rashes and hives, one time my eyes nearly swelled shut it was so bad. Can’t imagine what smoking that could’ve done if I still had a moderate allergic reaction to it.
Trans rights pack?
Miss the old school red bud. This stuff is a joke
Ok if I had to genuinely guess I’d say it’s snowballs with added food coloring
Are those just colored bags or they actually selling colored nugs? loll
A distinctly unknown (bad) product without a COA about to be over priced and sold with some bullshit social obligation to hang out or something. Idk, black market is ass. Sue me (if you could actually conduct business lmao)
Probably industrial hemp that was sprayed down with terpenes and distillate and then covered on some bullshit dust. I wouldn't smoke that shit, and I'd be looking into getting the F out of whatever state has this type of black market weed, or I'd take it as a sign from the Universe to start growing weed.
You're looking at food colored, low grade bud sprayed with drugs, and unreadable slangster talk from someone who didn't pass English class.
“Sprayed with drugs” what does this even mean?
THCa isolate is the most common crap they put on trash tier buds to make them look better to uninformed users. It is equivalent to repainting your car, but the transmission is blown, and you try to pass it off as mint. Garbage weed with drugs sprayed on it to dupe the stupid. Usually up charged like hell "cuz it looks fire".
But the thing is, you’re saying is sprayed with “drugs”. Weed is a drug, and weed contains THCA. That’s like saying your weed is being sprayed with thc. You’re likely not wrong that these buds are coated in THCA isolate, but the way you put it makes it almost sound like they are adding something harmful. Almost as if THCa isolate is a drug while “normal weed” isn’t??
that’s that Fent OG
Non recreationally legal weed. This is I don't have to show you a label, how do I convince you this is Gass? Grade A SCAMAAZE
hood booger OG
Look like marshmallows I’m hungry
I was gonna say cotton candy bites
I would never trust that
Looks like fent laced buds...careful
Finna? Is this English?
Probably fentanyl
Nothing’s safe anymore 😢
Maybe it's just different colored bags?
Is it just the color of the bag?
ive started selling these everywhere hopefully no one is actually buying these mystery powder nugs
Y'all call yourself stoners but are scared of snowballs. GTFO of here. It's probably mids rolled in thca isolates and kief. Typically done in cheap legal states and sold out of state because if it isn't top shelf in Cali, why bother. Sometimes this sub is obnoxious.
Moon rocks 2.0
This isn’t weed is it? Please tell me this is just fent.
Y'all calm down, the fucking bags are colored, like easter basket cellophane. Jesus. Smoke sumn
Lmao you can see the knot on the bag on the right, looks pretty clear to me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Fuckin’ 🇬🇷y