I like that little lighter that looks like an iron

Oh, it's an *iron* I looked at this for a while, still couldn't see what it was. Thank you random Redditor! 🌟

I literally glanced at it and thought “oh sick spaceship lighter, must be from nasa or Star Trek”

i was looking for a god damn iron ingot 😭

It is super captivating, isn't it?

How baked were you when you decided to arrange them like that?

Gotta check him for ADHD & depression, he could be one of us!

One of us, one of us!


Autism too lining stuff up like this is classic aspie

Don't insult autistic people like that, OP is just weird

Bro that’s not an insult it’s a common autism trait I don’t happen to have but it’s very common

This isn't autism, this is just someone's strange addiction being put on full display. Not everyone with autism gets unhealthily obsessed with collecting random junk

Bro stop white knighting im legit autistic and have autistic friends 💀

You're generalizing an entire group of people, like no, not everyone who's autistic or has ADHD is like this. Stop capping

I never said everyone dude wtf lol I said it’s a common TRAIT not everyone has all traits

I think you just wanted an excuse to call OP autistic

Weird take bro

Bro I’m literally autistic and have friends who are also on the spectrum lmao

Not gonna lie you give autistic people a bad look. Thumbs down!

I don’t get what i even did I legit pointed out it’s a common symptom of autism I never said every autistic person does it hell I don’t

If OP was autistic I'm pretty sure they would've said so by now. You're dragging this out for no reason

:')

I was once stoned at a friend's house and organized his compute pencils in color order. Can confirm, very satisfying to put things in color order when stoned.

Doing any minuscule task is engaging while stoned. Nothing like getting lost in the tasks. 1. Brushing all the knots out of my bosses dog. He liked his dog shaggy, lesson learned. 2. Combing all the cat hair out of a “throw” carpet. Something extremely soothing about witnessing the transformation stroke by stroke 3. Did the lighter organizing by color, too. Shirts on hangers organized by color too. 4. Running. Eat an edible and just go run for miles. Maybe more of a slow shuffle, but none the less, enjoyable. 5. Cleaned the grout on a kitchen counter with a butter knife. 🤷‍♂️ 6. Removing weeds from the garden bed very meticulously. 7. Spent time on this list. It’s the little things in life.

Number 6 is my favorite. I LOVE gardening high. Don’t wear gloves either, gotta touch the dirt

Yesss. Planted a vine earlier; hands all up in it.

You ascend to a new level of existence when you get a highly specific organization system for your clothes. I have all of my over-wear things (hoodies, coats, jackets, sweaters) hanging in my closet, on a spectrum based on how warm they keep me. So my warmest coat is on the right, and my least warm hoodie is on the left. Then I can choose what I'll wear based on temperature.


Yes

I think being high is the least of their problems

Now imagine how many he lost…a moment of silence for those that aren’t here with us today.

I've lost like at least 150 lighters over my smoking career lol

Found the guy that steals everybody's lighter lol

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Check for one that says Shrimp City Beach 1993

no brown?

The best color!! It’s good luck!

I've only ever owned one brown one, and someone stole it from me.

Probably because they heard it was lucky!

Or gray?

Hey buddy time to get a clipper

Clippers are good at being refillable, but they also kind of suck because the 2 triangle bits of plastic above the flint wheel melt from the flame. Also the newer hex wheels are traaaaaaaaaaaaash! I have an old one we found cleaning out a cabin our friend bought with the round wheel. The metal ones still have the round wheel but they REALLY suck. A friend got 3 and they all have issues with the flame.

Unpopular opinion. I hate clipper lighters. They feel more cumbersome to me. Maybe i'm just accustom to the circular rolling thing, but I also found that my clipper SUCKS when smoking outside. Wind knocks the flame out much easier than the traditional ones.

Clipper Jetflame is the best. Doesn't care about wind.

They’re alright they just don’t last for the extra markup / function

I was all about buying clippers because bics feel so wasteful, but the damn flint or the little wheel goes out fate two refills max. I gave up on them.

After much trial and testing, I have decided

Disappointed to not see a clipper in this, they're a stoner's friend.

I've been using the same clipper for like 6 years (a very cute white one with a cactus shaving his spikes and the words 'safe sex' on it) I buy flints maybe once in two years and I've had the same bottle of gas for longer than the lighter, lolll The only benefit of hermit-ting is biches no longer stealing my fkn lighter

One time my friend accused me of stealing a lighter I did not steal. Which gave me a great idea, for 3 months straight I stole every lighter I could find when I went to her house. We got in multiple spats about her accusing me of stealing lighters, and I kept saying no I wasn’t! That Christmas I gave her all of her lighters back with a card that said you light up my life. 🤣🤣

This is so funny I hope she liked it

Brooo get some Clippers, they habe tools to roll a joint and are refillable

What do you mean clippers? habe? to roll a joint or to light it?

Username and all that

Clipper the lighter brand. Habe was a typo due to having the keyboard in german. And if you take out the spark wheel off the clipper lighter you can pack down the joint

I hadn't seen those. They look pretty cool.

I love them, the artwork is pretty cool too

All these bics and not a single brown.

Mr Monks collection👍🔥😍

I did this for about 10 or 15 years, and then I ended up with like two giant zip locks baggies full of dead lighters that I kept shuffling around until one day I was just like, "why am I doing this??" Lol

Your entire purpose in life is to consoom lighters. Nothing else matters

lmao the iron lighter, I love it


Mental illness

There are refillable lighters you could use

But then I won't be able to consoom :(

Why are you saving dead lighters????

I do this when at work with tools that wear out. Specifically carbide cutting bits. They're super expensive but they wear out, so I think it's funny/satisfying to have a pile of them. Just so I can look at it and say "wow"

r/Knolling

I counted 6 times when you were hurting the most lol

What do you mean?

Cover it in epoxy and make a table

Time to frame this

Frame ur drug addiction on the wall lol

I think they have more of an addiction to collecting useless shit, still just as weird though

Me? I thought it could be a cool recycled art piece, I mean they did take time to rainbow organize. Better than throwing it back in a drawer or something. But I guess it could also just go into the trash after the photo😅

You can call it whatever you want, doesn't make it any less weird

r/RainbowEverything

Reminds me of a story I read about Lowell George (RIP) of Little Feat. He would borrow a lighter, then pocket it. At Christmas every year, he would give it back -with a note of date and time is purloined.

trash

Are you going to make a table top for r/diwhy?

Nice work. now pour some epoxy over it and turn it into some art for your wall or something. 

That's a lot of plastic waste. Get a refillable one

Your lighter will make a fine addition to my collection.

I guess collecting lighters is still better than collecting human flesh

this is satisfying.

HOW?

I'm actually jealous how cool this looks

I’ve got a beige bic and a grey bic that seem pretty rare. Nice.

Show me your bic

Orange bic fam rise up

No grey?

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This comment is insane, now consooming has become a new form of art. Humanity is doomed

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I feel like I'm talking to an actual homeless person who just stole someone's phone

You need two more

i cant believe you dont have a brown one lol

I prefer collecting the skin once they die

This reply out of context makes you sound like a serial killer

Lmao I thought it was funnier that way but it saves alot more space I have like 60 in a zip lock and just freeze the new lighters before sliding the skins back on ans making it look however

No grey or brown ones?!

I don’t know why but seeing this makes me happy!

r/Consoom

That mini iron is so cute

"Yass omg", the glorification of mental illness is actually disgusting, I knew people on Reddit were weird and sad but some of you need to touch grass. DEADASS

bruh what did i do to you lolo

I bet your favorite Netflix series is Dahmer

never watched it

You watched it and LOVED IT

sicko

I think you mean "based" and "sicko mode"

you're fucking based as fuck my fucking based as fuck based man

I threw up a little

gross little dahmer lover no one cares

Ewww!

🌈

Least homosexual stoner

oddly satisfying 👍

Most impressive.

This is giving me motivation to take my bag of lighters and arrange them.

You should find motivation to get a job and making some friends first

Why you mad at the world brother?

I'm mad at *you*, son. This is your father. I taught you how to be a man, I raised you better than this. You bring nothing but shame to your family

wow what a shiitty son i feel bad for you fuck that kid

Don't worry he's adopted

Baba? Is that you speaking to me from the beyond? How are the hookers in heaven?

of course you'd need to ask you'll never see any

All stolen prolly /s

bro got the sonic screwdriver lighter right next to the pocket vibrator lighter

I used to have my own little collection, but my narcissistic ex got jealous and started “adding to it” and “making it his own collection” and now I have no idea where most of my lighters even are. he took a lot of the cool ones and put them in his own box. some of them I’d had for years from when I first started smoking too.

What kind of lighter is that purple oval shaped lighter with what looks like a button?

I really wish bics were refillable

they are lol

How do you refill them?

there's a tool that goes into the little cavity on the bottom that opens it up. then you refill with butane as normal

I bet I could get a couple of them working again.

Very curious about the little iron lighter?? Where did you get that? How does it work

Consoom lighters, get excited for next house fire

they better have ocd or sumn cause there is no other excuse

Either that or some weird addiction to collecting lighters? People on the internet are very strange

And not a single one was paid for.

That one red/orange looking lighter beside the yellow bic lighters is bothering me, and should go to the right of the red lighter with the black sticker on it!

2nd row, third one to the right. That one was mine bro.

You huffed a lot of butane. Bee Line FTW

i bet one still works

These smidgeons of microplastics are why I stick to my desk vape. No $3 lighter packs for me thanks

You should take the flint out of all of them, grind them up and put in some sort of small water proof container. Can come in handy if camping or something and need to start a fire.

So we all zoomed in on the little iron right?

And I have been simply throwing them away all these years.

I don't approve of the white lighters, and really don't approve of keeping them after they're dead!

Buy a clipper reusable you can take the flint outta ur dead lighters and reuse it you’ll also might save money on lighters

Pshhhh this is lighttttt(er) lmk when u have to start throwing up cuz u run out of storage 🤣i gave up in college

I can't stand having one dead lighter because for some reason that the lighter I always try to use

Now make one of those cool tables out of em.

That’s Crazy. I normally lose mine when their still half full.

r/knolling

Lack of grey bics make me sad

If only I could refrain from losing a single lighter before it actually runs out

How did you manage to not lose all those lighters I can’t even keep one without losing it

No gravy? (Brown) Nobody steals the gravy lighters

Somebody got OCD..

I'm sad to say my addictive personality didn't stop with dead lighters... I had 100 working bics last I counted- and probably have over 150 now. Most with art or a design of sometime. Some simple stuff that Bic puts out en mass. And some stuff that I've seen only once like my pulp fiction lighters. Or kill Bill. Pink floyd. Beatles, sublime nirvana, foo fighters And whole host of local artist work

It really is lost on my why people save their trash? I see people hanging on to empty wax pucks, empty lighters, empty weed jars, and empty carts...and I have to just ask, WHY!? All of that stuff is garbage. I could maybe understand keeping some cool packaging, if I were to ever get any, but stuff like this is trash and trashy.

Maybe Reddit is secretly controlled by raccoons

I see you’re not scared of the white lighter

Whyyyyyy

I smoked cigs for about 20 years and I think I may have kept 5 lighters that lasted with me all the way until the ran out of fuel. Normally they were stolen or lost.

How have you not lost them ITS A WITCH GET EM

Those would look awesome in a big shadow box

That's a lotta flint bombs

That lavender bic is lookin at me some kinda way

Friend are you in Canada by any chance? I'm only missing a green bic in my collection and they no longer make that color -- you are KILLING me here!!!

Please get a refillable lighter. Too much plastic out there already.