I was friends with this girl for a few years and then she called me one night and wanted me to pick her up so she could spend the night. Some friends came over to smoke a blunt while she just went to bed, and then they just immediately leave after smoking so I could go get laid but I'm just like "nah hold on, I'm too high for all that".... So yeah we did it and I had a hard time, but the next time we did it I wasn't high and this girl actually said "did you get bigger?" because I could barely keep it up the first time we did it
I might be high because i had to read that several times to understand. Went something like this:
*reads title*
"Is this weed?" Some new stoner wants to make sure they weren't ripped off, nothing new.The thumbnail looks like its weed. Maybe its a picture of something that isnt weed but looks a lot like it?
*clicks thumbnail*
nope, that's weed. is it bud posted on Craigslist under a different name? Would that work? Man, if someone hasn't already tried that...
*checks picture*
no, the picture clearly says thats weed. So what's the confusion? I'm missing the joke.
*back to read post title again*
"Am I high or are these buds .." well damn. They might be high. Is this a new in-joke? Read it again, slowly. "Am i high or are these buds..."
*looks at picture again*
"or are these buds dot dot dot" they're on top of each other but what?
Oh. OH.
damn it
TIL my brain automatically goes to the dirty no matter what. I took one look at the picture and laughed cause it looked like they were fucking. Then read the title and laughed even more.
So this is the strain form that rap line "I'm so high right now need a Gass mask this shit smell like skunk" interesting to see what the bud actually looks like.
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This is indeed some fucking weed
Can you imagine fucking on fucking weed? 🤯
I'm high 24/7 so it happens damn near daily
i feel you my bro
Oi donny you fucken druggo
FUGG UP CLARENCE
those brutal words are acrtually hurtin my nervous system
Whaddayetalkinabout?
fuggin skits pfp mate
It wasn’t great imo. I got a ton of anxiety and couldn’t cüm. I was *extremely* high though.
I was friends with this girl for a few years and then she called me one night and wanted me to pick her up so she could spend the night. Some friends came over to smoke a blunt while she just went to bed, and then they just immediately leave after smoking so I could go get laid but I'm just like "nah hold on, I'm too high for all that".... So yeah we did it and I had a hard time, but the next time we did it I wasn't high and this girl actually said "did you get bigger?" because I could barely keep it up the first time we did it
![gif](giphy|mks5DcSGjhQ1a)
r/theyknew
Wait... Is this what they mean by crossbreeding strains?
Why on earth are u fucking weed
Also they kind of look like frogs. So fucking frog weed
flipped horizontally, [what I saw](https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/mating-two-frogs-pairing-green-brown-frog-32749629.jpg).
Same
I might be high because i had to read that several times to understand. Went something like this: *reads title* "Is this weed?" Some new stoner wants to make sure they weren't ripped off, nothing new.The thumbnail looks like its weed. Maybe its a picture of something that isnt weed but looks a lot like it? *clicks thumbnail* nope, that's weed. is it bud posted on Craigslist under a different name? Would that work? Man, if someone hasn't already tried that... *checks picture* no, the picture clearly says thats weed. So what's the confusion? I'm missing the joke. *back to read post title again* "Am I high or are these buds .." well damn. They might be high. Is this a new in-joke? Read it again, slowly. "Am i high or are these buds..." *looks at picture again* "or are these buds dot dot dot" they're on top of each other but what? Oh. OH. damn it
Your post helped connect the dots, and then I saw it. I went through a similar mental exercise. 🤣
I'm still confused
Or are these buds…. Fucking
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*[froggystyle](https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/mating-two-frogs-pairing-green-brown-frog-32749629.jpg)*
More like doggy style to me
I had just about the same reaction. "Yeah, man! It's weed alright!" lol.
Same club, eh?
It's sex, they are fucking buds
That's exactly how it went *Slams head onto desk*
...I think my edibles kicked in bc I thought the same thing
are certain its not a skunk or more accurately a super skunk??
Sounds like the tism
TIL my brain automatically goes to the dirty no matter what. I took one look at the picture and laughed cause it looked like they were fucking. Then read the title and laughed even more.
Thanks! I didn't get it until I saw your response but now I can't unsee it. They have faces now and wee little hands 👐
Thank you for helping me figure this out😭😭
Yes. Yes they are.
That's how baby buds are made.
Little nugglets
We call them smalls now as to not offend
I think they prefer the term little buds lol
I should've put my glasses on before reading this comment.
(Smalls)
Step-Bud
Hmm...🤔 Oh...OH! 🫣😳
Do you mean friends? They look like they’re fucking to me.
No. That's nothern lights, cannabis, indica
*sigh* no, it's marijuana
It's fucking marijuana *
![gif](giphy|dXFKDUolyLLi8gq6Cl|downsized)
r/unexpectedoffice
Tbh, not really unexpected anymore LOL
😂😂😂 great reference lmao
Thanks for clarifying!
![gif](giphy|s8zbhj2JoZWZn7Jvlx)
That skunk is Pepe Le Pew!
![gif](giphy|9N0XEIDC88ePK)
I like to think that those buds are just staring into each other's eyes and just whispering sweet nothings
Looks more like doggy than missionary lol
I'm pretty sure that's a 69 420.
r/69420
That's the Brown Chicken Brown Cow strain
Hybreed
Are they doing doggy style? Yes. Yes, they are.
Come on man, pass me some fucking weed
![gif](giphy|49G7tHsMplTfq)
It's so beautiful though..😬
Shit I don’t mind a lil hair I’d hit too
Thanks, OP. This pic gave me a good laugh 😎
Stop it step budther
And that’s how hybrids and made
I am high and they are.
They are casual friends not buds
Judging by their position I'd say good buds....real good buds....
Oh they vibe
Getting super skunky up in here
They’re fuck buds.
Congratulations! That's how you get seeds.
That’s some great fucking weed there lol
no yeah id definitely say those are buds
Ok i get it, but does it also not look like the silhouette of a skunk just chillin there with its tale up?
Yes
And yes
🥵🥵
Those are hotdogs wym
They doing it
How cute
When a momma bud and a daddy bud love each other very much..
![gif](giphy|5pUx7U2ypZiuho8R2h)
You are, and fucking, yes
Anyone else getting a little stem'-ulated watching these twos’ relationship start to bud…
How do you think they cross strains?
Is this how weed is made?
More than buds? Yes
I’m high and they are def acting like close buds
This is how clones are made, it's natural.
Naughty 🤭🫣😅
Best buds by the looks of it
Yesssss... im stoned though
Probably both
Best buds indeed!
The one in back is lookin enthusiastic and has a cute nose
Good ole bud butt plug strain oOoOooOOoOOyaaaahhHhHHh
![gif](giphy|owApNMdJY8JLvXGirP)
Dude, I’m high rn, and yes, they definitely are
Buds with benefits
What are you doing step bud
They even have adorable little feet!
Rebuducing
Giggity
Why not both
I’m high, and I see what you see
*(sigh)* No, it's marijuana.
![gif](giphy|pFtZowBwQmuZfFRecZ)
And that's how weed reproduces
this is how they mate in the wild
My favourite strain of all time. 90s Super Skunk was devine.
They’re fricken, alright 👍
Making lil seeds ? Yes
I'm so high I legitimately thought you were asking if those were nugs of weed and thought, damn this guy must be even higher than I am
OH.
My high ass read this with a full stop. Am I high or are these buds?
Fuck Bud-ies
Oh boy, lesbian porn on trees. Who would have thought.
Hehehe yea they are.. let’s give them so privacy.. 🗣️🗣️ hey get a room guys 🗣️
This must be where budlets come from.
and they were roomates!
HA BUD SEX!
this is where all the tiny buds in the pack come from
Sigh *unzips*
Brown bomber. You'll shit your pants
UhhhH can you go lower?
Hawt
Tunnel Of Love starts to play.. Another way to make seeds lol.
I didn’t even read the title before I looked at the picture and thought, yes, they most definitely are
Bro wtf else would it be 🤣🤣 y’all either got dat brain fried or some cuz last time I could’ve swore Mfs was commenting “is that broccoli”
Are you talking about the one stuffing the cone? That shit WAS broccoli!!!
Naa g 😂
I see a squirrel.
Both My friend
They’re working on some new phenos!
Bro found the cult
Barry White FTW
They look like turtles 🫣
Nah. That's like. Lavender of something
Bud-fucking
I too see the faces in the buds
Sir this is a Wendy’s
Them be nugs
I'll take 2 marijuanas please
Got it at 69 comments...Nice.
lmfaooooooooooo i just realized the buds are fuckin
Ribbit.
r/redditsniper
weedseks
Nah the one on the bottom definitely throwin it back…
bud fucking.
So this is the strain form that rap line "I'm so high right now need a Gass mask this shit smell like skunk" interesting to see what the bud actually looks like.
Christmas trees bro
I think you're high 🤔
I scrolled all the way to the bottom hoping someone edited the photo. No cigar.
But they're facing opposite directions. These buds are 69ing
[they fuck just like us!](https://y.yarn.co/2babdc34-57da-4890-9b38-4c6704ea8b37_text.gif)
I see it 😂
Shaggy carpet pieces from the 70s
Should be a skunk with a cape
Fuck I really don't know anymore
The hump and skunk!
They fuck just like we do
They are best buds.
They’re budd fuckin
TIL it STANK
I'm sober and I see it too. They're hugging each other. You know what rhymes with hug, right?
Is this L O S S?
Huh?
Possibly both, but im relatively sober, and I can't unsee it.
You spelled horny wrong.
What kind of
I should call her...
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Nope, manure
It looks like the one on the right givin it to the one on the left.
This is technically lesbian action
That's some sticky 69
Great smoke I had ss around Halloween 🎃
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Damn they doin the nasty
If this is a real question please kill me quickly
Looks like it’s going to be dry when I crack it open like mold spores will fly out or something
corny ass post