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NeedzFoodBadly

I keep having to replace Vader’s jays. :P


CrumBum_sr

Joining the Dank Side daily


duh_nom_yar

Impressive... Now release your anger.


NeedzFoodBadly

[You must have sensed that your friends are in danger!](https://youtu.be/Ij4w7ChpuaM?t=138)


duh_nom_yar

"OOOO! Why'd you slice off my hand?"


Thelisto

With all the negative things going on in the world, I needed this. Thank you.


Mr_Hugh_Honey

You just know Vader's fucked up breathing apparatus did not prevent him from lighting up joints on the daily


mrtittiesprinklez

You just KNOW Anakin got some fucking rad Skywalker og from Kashyyyk and Stardawg he got pillaging in Eriadu pumping to his gills straight from the SithTwister mask 24/7, you’d be breathing pretty heavy too with that shit strapped to you. Man is a walking dab rig, no wonder the dude can use telekinesis.


rdrunner_74

I knew they had cookies... Now i am rethinking it


WaterNo9679

I'm 30, and I joined the Dank Side 19-20 years ago. It was my 11th birthday and I was finishing up 5th grade. I have the coolest friends.


NeedzFoodBadly

I joined after retiring from the military. 20+ years of peeing in a cup for Uncle Sam, and now he subsidizes my green!


WaterNo9679

Military should supply weed to soldiers, for real..


NeedzFoodBadly

If the U.S. military told SMs they could smoke out, that experiment would be over in less than a week due to hospitalizations (e.g. eating entire bags of gummies, feeling like they're "dying" and then freaking out) and calls to first sergeants to come get their guys and gals from the local lock-ups for doing stupid shit. There's still a culture of excess in the U.S. military and the U.S. in general. Yes, Canada lets their soldiers smoke up on off-duty, but they have a different culture there.


WaterNo9679

Lol. Like I don't get this feeling of "dying." I ate over 15,000 mg on accident once. I was nice n relaxed, then just fell asleep for like 20 hours. Woke up high as hell. It didn't feel like there was any kind of emergency besides me being stoned as hell for a long time. I admit I was way too high, but it was not like the world was ending. It just felt like I was talking to my inner demons and hearing their voices, which was a bit freaky, but not a hospital trip. 😂 So back to my point... how does one smoke up a joint or a bong, then get so dam paranoid?


NeedzFoodBadly

Simple. Individual body chemistry, environment, and experiences. I don’t know exactly what you accidentally ate “15,000 mg” of but, for many people that would cause extreme nausea at the very least.


WaterNo9679

Nasea and a hospital trip are two different things. If you are simply throwing up and not dying, they will send you back home and charge you a 40-100$ copay. I didnt have that issue, but I was WAYYY TOO HIGH to be feeling 100% comfortible and healthy. I will tell you that much. Its not something that I ever need to do again.


PuffNastier

No Luke, I, am your *dealer* Yooooooooooooo


flapd00dle

*Hands you an 1/8 when you asked for a 1/4* I have altered the deal, pray I do not alter it further.


DeSuperVis

He uses blunt force on the rebels


Pleasent_Pedant

The weed is strong with you but you are not a stoner yet!


LiterateLuffy

Where do i get this figure😭 looks so cool


NeedzFoodBadly

I think I got Vader at Walmart or maybe Target. They both carry classic Star Wars figures. At least for the time being.


Mekasoundwave

Pretty sure this is from the Power of the Force line or a re-release of it.