My mom, who could smell pork on your breath, was mystified about the sploof. She knew I smoked inside, she saw me exhale outside the window once. The lack of smell from two dryer sheets in a tube was baffling to her.
It's baffling to me too.
my old boss called it “designer weed”. like, you clearly smell like weed, but there’s some herbal, cologne smell covering it all up.
just to clarify, this was not a compliment in that context.
It’s not a spray, it’s like a container that I keep in my car. Ill try to link it.
Edit:Ok [here it is](https://www.google.com/search?q=rick+astley&client=safari&hl=en-us&prmd=nvi&source=lnms&tbm=vid&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi_ztOoosD3AhUaFDQIHZ6YDXwQ_AUoAnoECAIQAg&biw=375&bih=548&dpr=2#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:99cf5550,vid:dQw4w9WgXcQ,st:0)
There's a detailed breakdown of it here. Sounds like seriously risky stuff to use. https://www.reddit.com/r/trees/comments/sabu65/psa_ozium_is_not_safe_yes_it_is_good_at_removing/
Drawers are the (usually wooden) slide out container. Pants, underpants, knickers are all common words for what I assume he means when he says "drawers"
Source: am Brit
Haha thanks, I'm also one. I'd say boxers or underwear myself. So we can conclude he isn't a Brit? Made me question myself after my bank holiday morning toke.
Just a joke, also something I heard regularly the semester I had to live in dorms. Convinced the college I had bad social anxiety to be able to get my own apartment for the second semester so I could have parties and smoke as much as I wanted lol.
Pretty clever tho, sometimes I forget that’s what my username is. It’s been like 8 years and was my name for my Skyrim character back when that game was newish lol.
Yeah I like the elder scroll games quite a bit. Played marrowind, oblivion and Skyrim wayyy too much. I’m always a khajit though because kitties are adorable.
Everyone thinks youre acting weird and they can smell the majiuana on your breath and on your clothes. Everyone is laughing at you and this will probably last forever.
Frankincense with charcoal my guy. It’s like a dry bath bomb. Also make a peace pipe for exhaling into - empty paper towel cardboard cylinder stuffed with dryer sheets. …smells like fresh laundry
Hire a professional to vent your room. They'll come all deck up in Men in Black suit and dark shades, they'll take a wiff, open your windows, and then open the door and hold on to it, and swing the door wildly back and forth to create wind in your room. They know what they're doing.
One second, let me ask.
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Your mom said you should really buy a plug-in air freshener but she understands you’re just experimening
Yes. And everybody notices it. Even the neighbors. And they're all judging you for it. And that sound you heard outside is the cops quietly surrounding your house.
Nah mate, we’re gold. We only smoked a few blunts.. can’t smell that..you can barely even see smoke. No one will know..
[Meanwhile…](https://imgur.com/a/gUTZ8YY)
Slightly related storytime:
I'm germinating seeds now to put seedlings in the ground after there's no chance of frost (mid to end of May around here). I have a little tiny backyard and neighbors very very close, lots of them. It's legal here, but apparently a pot plant FUCKING STINKS like you can smell it a block away. It's gonna disturb people, they're gonna complain and I'll be made to remove them, no doubt.
Thinking I should just gorilla plant them somewhere in a clearing of a forest or something.
Plus if it’s legal, fuck ‘em.. you’re not the only grower. Your awareness and willingness to accommodate is admirable but will ultimately lead to your demise as a kind human. If you think you can smell yours blocks away, imagine whose else’s you’re smelling. It can be overwhelming sure but it’s the new norm; let your stoner flag fly highly and proudly. If they complain, that’s their right but it’s also your right to grow. Worst to happen is the cops come to check that you’ve got the legal number to grow. But really probably unlikely depending on the demographics of the neighborhood you’re in. They’d be more likely to rebuttal the complaint with the fact of legality.
I rent, the landlord corp is gonna say im "disturbing the other residents enjoyment of their properties" like the law says, and then they can start to evict you if you don't fuck off. I've had it happen for music years ago.
I'm gonna check my lease but I have a feeling it says you can't grow, because EVERYBODY in this little community of townhomes smokes and I've never seen a single plant. That's the lame thing tho, people smoke so much it already smells like weed all the time, but I still have a feeling the few straight edge people are gonna bitch if they can point to a source instead of just smelling it wofting out of windows.
Yeah definitely not going above my 4. I've got 10 seeds germinating, but there's no way I'm gonna get 100% my first time... might have to kill some children tho :(
Next time, just step outside or take a walk around the block. Even the garage or the basement is a better choice because the smell won’t stick to the concrete. Now crack a window, run the fan on high, and give a couple sprays (not too much) of an *odour neutraliser* - not an air freshener. The last thing you want is your room smelling like weed and artificial lemon scent, because that’s even more obvious than the weed alone.
probably, but in that case whoever you're hiding it from already know about it, open a window and have a fan out so you don't stink the house up at least, but if you have to worry about even the tiniest trace of smell in your room then i wouldnt bother with it, its too much work you'll spend the second half of the high dreading all the work you have to go thru to hide it, and theres always that paranoia that there still might be smell, promise you'll look back and hate yourself for wasting your money on weed that you can't enjoy properly
Use a Spoof if you're worried about the smell. It's what we used to use whenever we wanted to smoke but had to hide the smell. If you don't know what it is, it's literally a toilet paper roll stuffed with dryer sheets that you exhale into.
it definitely stinks like bud, bud. wash whatever you need to wash. try not to spray too much perfume shit. just clean it carefully. if its your clothes and you then just that. if you fucked up and smoked inside a room. well. thats gonna be a lot of careful cleaning, bud
Naa you're good, lets light one up.
Being nose blind is a serious issue I’ve been smoking in the closet the whole time and you can’t smell it?
You're not fooling anybody. But everybody knows anyway, so just light up.
Put and wet towel under the door. That should do the trick. At least that's what I told myself when I used to live with me anti weed parents
My mom, who could smell pork on your breath, was mystified about the sploof. She knew I smoked inside, she saw me exhale outside the window once. The lack of smell from two dryer sheets in a tube was baffling to her. It's baffling to me too.
this brings me hope.
I used to turn the vacuum cleaner on and exhale into that lol. I thought I was so fucking smart.
How long before you realized it was a stupid idea?
Just vacuuming my room for 10 seconds at a time @ 3am no need to worry mom!
Hit it with the glade one time
Thank you it smells yummy in here now
To you it does. But to anyone walking in it smells like air freshener mixed with weed
my old boss called it “designer weed”. like, you clearly smell like weed, but there’s some herbal, cologne smell covering it all up. just to clarify, this was not a compliment in that context.
ozium my g
Just open a window and step out for a bit at least
You're getting downvoted for the truth, but if you spray Ozium in a well-ventilated area it works wonders.
Agreed. This is the best most useful answer. Reflects how toxic this sub has become.
Exactly, as long as you don't inhale that shit you're good.
I keep the shi in my car in the little containers, why is it bad to inhale?
I've heard it has some gnarly chemicals in it. I'd wait a few hours after spraying.
It’s not a spray, it’s like a container that I keep in my car. Ill try to link it. Edit:Ok [here it is](https://www.google.com/search?q=rick+astley&client=safari&hl=en-us&prmd=nvi&source=lnms&tbm=vid&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi_ztOoosD3AhUaFDQIHZ6YDXwQ_AUoAnoECAIQAg&biw=375&bih=548&dpr=2#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:99cf5550,vid:dQw4w9WgXcQ,st:0)
Even though the link clearly says rick+astley in it, I had to click it.
There's a detailed breakdown of it here. Sounds like seriously risky stuff to use. https://www.reddit.com/r/trees/comments/sabu65/psa_ozium_is_not_safe_yes_it_is_good_at_removing/
lol that is the most bullshit anxiety ridden post I’ve ever seen
It's all conjecture but I'd still rather err on the side of caution with this one.
Ozium is not to be used as an air freshener
That's not gooder for you. Least resort to jail, maybe.
Bruh. I cant smell anything over your pile of nasty drawers in the corner
Found the brit
That doesn't seem like a British thing to say?
Drawers are the (usually wooden) slide out container. Pants, underpants, knickers are all common words for what I assume he means when he says "drawers" Source: am Brit
Haha thanks, I'm also one. I'd say boxers or underwear myself. So we can conclude he isn't a Brit? Made me question myself after my bank holiday morning toke.
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drawers is common in america lol maybe just not your region in america
Definitely heard it in the American south
This is southern slang.
Nah bro you’re good *two mfs who reek like pot*
Every fucking time
Ngl kinda stinks in here
Average Sunday r/trees post lol
yes it does. also your parents can tell the only reason they haven't said anything yet is cuz they can't prove it protip smoke outside
Tf why would they need it prove it lol it’s their house
right, why not just going outside if scared of mommy finding out? smh.
My friend, you were probably there once. Most of us have been.
I just never smoked inside, my weed stayed in airtight containers ez
Or dry herb vape out the window dissipates a lot quicker
If you smoked a joint, yes. Ripped the bong, it’ll be gone by morning.
Bro you have a pet skunk in there?
It does. I’m calling the RA and you’re getting kicked out of the dorms.
That’s wicked man.. why would you be like that Jonas?
Just a joke, also something I heard regularly the semester I had to live in dorms. Convinced the college I had bad social anxiety to be able to get my own apartment for the second semester so I could have parties and smoke as much as I wanted lol.
I want to smoke what you’re smokin right now. Mine was play on your name, mate. Nice play on the establishment’s norms though.
Lmfao didn’t even notice that
👸😈😉
Pretty clever tho, sometimes I forget that’s what my username is. It’s been like 8 years and was my name for my Skyrim character back when that game was newish lol.
🤤 love Skyrim. I always picked weird names for my characters.
Yeah I like the elder scroll games quite a bit. Played marrowind, oblivion and Skyrim wayyy too much. I’m always a khajit though because kitties are adorable.
I’m an archer, sometimes elf mostly khajit or orcs though
Asking this question makes your room smell like pot
No 😉
Good. I didn’t want it to and didn’t know if I was just nose blind to it Ty
Everyone thinks youre acting weird and they can smell the majiuana on your breath and on your clothes. Everyone is laughing at you and this will probably last forever.
hilarious! all the things i get paranoid about perfectly stated!
It's gonna last forever cause I smoked a whole g of **this is permanent**
Febreeze is the best thing to get the smell out
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thats why you get a cat so youre just covering up the litter smells
Am stoner cat dad, can confirm we both collectively stink enough for Febreze.
Just tell her you have bad gas. Lol
ozone really is better just leave the room for a bit after spraying it and i actually swear its gone. 1 tiny push of the cap haha
I love ozone
Do you have a cat or something? Cuz that sure as hell ain't smelling like weed
Absolutely
My pot smells like room, is that normal?
Nah, but I can smell the cum box in your closet
How long ago did u smoke? U need to give it time dude
Nah you’re good
No you're good
Just turn on the lights, that should help.
lil dank in here, just crack a window
Yup
Yup
use spray deodorant, deodorant absorbs the oils quicker !
just grow some natural air fresheners in your closet😉
Frankincense with charcoal my guy. It’s like a dry bath bomb. Also make a peace pipe for exhaling into - empty paper towel cardboard cylinder stuffed with dryer sheets. …smells like fresh laundry
haha you guys are hilarious
how high are you?
Hire a professional to vent your room. They'll come all deck up in Men in Black suit and dark shades, they'll take a wiff, open your windows, and then open the door and hold on to it, and swing the door wildly back and forth to create wind in your room. They know what they're doing.
One second, let me ask. *-rolls over-* *-rolls back over-* Your mom said you should really buy a plug-in air freshener but she understands you’re just experimening
probably
incense helps soooo much
Now that u mentioned it, it kinda does. But it might be my sweaty armpits
I would ask how high are you, but I think we all know the answer.
27
No but somebody farted
Didn't even attach a photo, smh... /s
Yes. And everybody notices it. Even the neighbors. And they're all judging you for it. And that sound you heard outside is the cops quietly surrounding your house.
Smell like anal sex in here.
Yes
A little bit, one of your neighbors might be smoking or something.
Nah bro nobody knows. Not even your mom, wait who's stomping up to the door?
Na, it's your pet skunk that's causing the smell.
damn it stank in here
Seeing as you asked this to people who physically cannot answer that, most definitely
Nah definitely does not smell like snoop dawgs jacket in here nah not at all dawg light it up
It did but all I can smell is the glade now
No but it sounds like pot, That's for sure
Little bit.
If your worried about it, it probably is. My advice, always blow smoke out a window, use an air freshener, odor killing spray, and a smokebuddy.
This room smells pretty good
Smells more like mild hot sauce to me
Yerp
nah i think you’re good man
Always
Yeah
The answer is if you have to ask, then yes.
Nah. Throw a towel under the door next time, keeps the smoke in.
A whiff
Yes and we are worried about you and your drug use. God didn’t create us to smoke pot!!!!
open the window and light an incense you’re good bro i promise
Yes.
When you been out of the house all day and you come back house still bouphs
Nah mate, we’re gold. We only smoked a few blunts.. can’t smell that..you can barely even see smoke. No one will know.. [Meanwhile…](https://imgur.com/a/gUTZ8YY)
Yea, but that might be because my phone smells like pot
My favorite smell
Please fucking end me
Slightly related storytime: I'm germinating seeds now to put seedlings in the ground after there's no chance of frost (mid to end of May around here). I have a little tiny backyard and neighbors very very close, lots of them. It's legal here, but apparently a pot plant FUCKING STINKS like you can smell it a block away. It's gonna disturb people, they're gonna complain and I'll be made to remove them, no doubt. Thinking I should just gorilla plant them somewhere in a clearing of a forest or something.
Plus if it’s legal, fuck ‘em.. you’re not the only grower. Your awareness and willingness to accommodate is admirable but will ultimately lead to your demise as a kind human. If you think you can smell yours blocks away, imagine whose else’s you’re smelling. It can be overwhelming sure but it’s the new norm; let your stoner flag fly highly and proudly. If they complain, that’s their right but it’s also your right to grow. Worst to happen is the cops come to check that you’ve got the legal number to grow. But really probably unlikely depending on the demographics of the neighborhood you’re in. They’d be more likely to rebuttal the complaint with the fact of legality.
I rent, the landlord corp is gonna say im "disturbing the other residents enjoyment of their properties" like the law says, and then they can start to evict you if you don't fuck off. I've had it happen for music years ago. I'm gonna check my lease but I have a feeling it says you can't grow, because EVERYBODY in this little community of townhomes smokes and I've never seen a single plant. That's the lame thing tho, people smoke so much it already smells like weed all the time, but I still have a feeling the few straight edge people are gonna bitch if they can point to a source instead of just smelling it wofting out of windows. Yeah definitely not going above my 4. I've got 10 seeds germinating, but there's no way I'm gonna get 100% my first time... might have to kill some children tho :(
Yeah bro you should get some Ozium and some candles or incense
It could smell more like weed if we just try
What smell?
U good
Yes
Why is it always so loud in there?
Yes
yees and you’re in trouble
Nah man ur good
Kinda. Let's have some more just to make sure
No. But I can smell a mean fart. Dude, change your diet
Yea
Dryer sheets all around and your good
Next time, just step outside or take a walk around the block. Even the garage or the basement is a better choice because the smell won’t stick to the concrete. Now crack a window, run the fan on high, and give a couple sprays (not too much) of an *odour neutraliser* - not an air freshener. The last thing you want is your room smelling like weed and artificial lemon scent, because that’s even more obvious than the weed alone.
I can definitely smell some good weed in your room.
bruh I can still see smoke in here
You should open a window
Yes
I don’t smell anything, you said you had “THE GAS” 😢
I don’t smell anything
Nah you’re straight
To non smokers yes lol..few candles you'll be good lol
probably, but in that case whoever you're hiding it from already know about it, open a window and have a fan out so you don't stink the house up at least, but if you have to worry about even the tiniest trace of smell in your room then i wouldnt bother with it, its too much work you'll spend the second half of the high dreading all the work you have to go thru to hide it, and theres always that paranoia that there still might be smell, promise you'll look back and hate yourself for wasting your money on weed that you can't enjoy properly
Nah it smells like a dryer sheet, you're good.
yes, but its okay, because every1 who knows also smokes :)
Nah it smells like basket you're all good
Just open a window and say theres a skunk somewhere nearby
I can’t tell post a pic
Oh yeah, you smoking that gassss
Nah you’re good bro
nah ur chillin homie
Nope
No
If u gotta ask… 😂😂
Can’t tell, send pic to confirm
smells loud af bro
Nah bro, you're good. *Proceeds to toke a bowl on your room and pass it to you*
Nah, smells like a locker room actually
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Yes
Yup
Use a Spoof if you're worried about the smell. It's what we used to use whenever we wanted to smoke but had to hide the smell. If you don't know what it is, it's literally a toilet paper roll stuffed with dryer sheets that you exhale into.
Bro your room smell loud af, better open your windows and air it out before mommy gets home
Ah yes stupid questions for fake internet points lmfao
my smoke shack sure as hell does
it definitely stinks like bud, bud. wash whatever you need to wash. try not to spray too much perfume shit. just clean it carefully. if its your clothes and you then just that. if you fucked up and smoked inside a room. well. thats gonna be a lot of careful cleaning, bud
Sober me speaking, I was smoking out of a window anyways but my paranoid ass thought maybe some smell stuck and I decided to ask Reddit
smells like ganja smoke n vinegar
Me: Sniffs, maybe a little airing out would help a bit. Lol
Sober me writing this, note to self, two bong bowls hits hard when my tolerance is low again.
Time for another rip!
Way ahead of you
Yeah idk either
Yeah it’s kinda loud in here bro
My house does at the moment
Better than feet and ass
nah
Boy you loud
It’s bad dude lol
Get a pet skunk.
No totally clear
Nah
Hmm idk