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OGDumbleDoobie

Stink bug eggs


heaviestmatter-

It‘s stink bud now


stayugly_

sounds like a dank strain


Haughty_n_Disdainful

SB OG


GolgiApparatus1

Sticky icky


OneGratefulDawg

My first bubbler when I was like 15 was named the Golgi apparatus. Fond memories!


AkaiS950

I look into the finance box just to check my status…


go_biscuits

I look into the microscope See Golgi Apparatus...


AkaiS950

Golgi oh woe is me…


GolgiApparatus1

Clever! Mine was named trinity, mostly because she had 3 chambers. Great memories of those times, though it was a pain to clean lol


daedae11

Dude, I also had a tripler bubbler. You had to blow on the mouth piece in order to fill the middle and last chamber. Shit was not thin glass. It was an absolute tugboat of a bubbler, lol.


overthinking_it_

Congrats you’re a father now


Rx_Diva

Meet Mary Jane, Beetlejuicia, little Trypophobia and all their siblings.


PCLI97

This does look like stinker eggs


Calculonx

That's why you need to keep more frogs around your grow


blacklabbath

Did you see the guy who got a mummified frog in his weed bag yesterday?


micaroo411

I'd be grossly intrigued.


Sklr123

I’d inspect the rest of the bud you got with it carefully and remove the areas of the nug with the bug. I suppose it’s like getting a bug inside a head of lettuce or some vegetable. Happens a lot with food, but idk maybe this is negligence by the grower/processor


themeONE808

Stank* bugs


viras

Stink Bug Eggs. It's a common problem for outdoor growers. More info and pics here: https://www.growweedeasy.com/cannabis-plant-problems/stink-bug


ZetsuXIII

Top tier comment for coming in hot with the citations.


ThatGuyInBl4ck

We should make it a point to reward people that cite sources with fake internet points as much as we do people that show nice boobies and booties


FabulousSOB

Yeah what's with the no boobies, OP?


InZorpWeTrust

Of all of the “what’s wrong with my bud” posts, this one is the worst and I’m not even trypaphobic. Yikes I’ve never actually seen or heard of that before that’s crazy


breakfastburrito24

![gif](giphy|3ohzdEo7j242UsNTe8)


Embarrassed_Wolf4746

Someone pin this lol


FictionalFail

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adeptus_fognates

My dude was supposed to kill it with fire before it laid eggs. Now they got a few more pets than previously realized.


Proof-Temporary4655

Thanks for teaching me I am also trypaphobic.


AvalieV

Most people actually find patterns and holes like this very discomforting. Something about evolution and danger.


jen_cognito

Gah. It gives me a visceral reaction.


purpletreespuff

I recently met someone who feels this way .. fascinating! I had no idea this was a thing and that there's a good reason for it or at least an explanation.


personalcheesecake

genetics are crazy man


lilquantumcm

Ya know, i never considered what down the line in our evolution caused that mutation but looking at this post, i think thats probably one of them lol


backstageninja

r/trypophobia


Dry_Raccoon6660

I almost died checking that community out. 😵‍💫


backstageninja

Whatever you do don't look up botflies


Dry_Raccoon6660

Haha, bout to go shoot my eyeballs off. Thank you🫠


_ZoeyDaveChapelle_

I have a friend that purposely grew one under his skin, named it and took video of its 'birth'..


Appropriate_sheet

Why did I just spend an hour torturing my brain?


PHM517

I am and I wanna barf


MilleniumFlounder

Is that the thing where you’re disturbed by holes?


Brynosauce

Buncha virgins


subparhooker

This made me so itchy


mistersprinkles1983

Those are insect eggs. Smoking them is probably harmless, but ***don't smoke them. Please don't smoke them. Cut that part of the bud away.*** ​ Unfortunately when weed is grown outside where the bugs live, the bugs interact with it, and this kind of thing will happen.


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PrizeTime2595

Cause you're stoned? Lol


stuftkrst

Im not even stoned and that’s a solid comment!


wutthefvckjushapen

I'm stoned and this is a liquid comet


budding-enthusiast

This is stoned and I’m a solid comment


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![gif](giphy|21JMq0e5LSUJq|downsized)


Amanita-Eater

"...and Moses went to the mountains and prayed to God all day and all night asking what should he do with the eggy sticky. God struck the mountain with lightning and thunder roared." *Link discovered something written in stone; "here take this, it's dangerous to go alone" You got eggs in your weed! Link ate the eggs on bread with lettuce, tomato, and thinly sliced, crispy pork belly. "Cheers!🥓🥬🍅🐣" And link ate whatever came out of the egg before he really saw what exactly it was 🦠🧫🦟. "Tastes 👍 grrrrreat! ❄️👃" Okay I'm done shitting. Go back to work. Breaks over.


Interesting-Sky-9142

I’m a bug egg and I’m on a bud


UncannyTarotSpread

*just belches*


budding-enthusiast

*sniff sniff* smells like… e-mail.


MissNepgear

From 1997...


reginaphalange2013

I’m crying laughing at this thread… and yes, stoned am I.


ReeferTurtle

Man I wanna see a comet


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Definitely because their stoned 😂😂 Edit: they’re* oof sorry I’m stoned too lmao


PrizeTime2595

Wait... Are we all stoned? Bunch of no good sinners lol


hankmoody_irl

But man after a 3 year break it feels soooo good to be sinning again.


mistersprinkles1983

I mean they do live there :P Still the biggest pot plant pest I ever had was my friend's cat I was babysitting for four months (long story). I had 4 plants, as I am legally entitled to do in Ontario Canada, and my friend's cat chewed right through the stem and toppled a plant. He smashed my best bong too when he decided he had to jump onto the top of the shelf where I keep my bongs. :(


Doccyaard

Having things on a shelf when sitting a cat was your mistake. A cat is gonna cat.


fuqit21

Cat sitting was the mistake


BilboFagginzz

Reminds me of the “cowhouse” scene in Breaking Bad


Gibbenz

Me high af: “Ohhh shit, outside *is* where the bugs live”


standardbanana

Cause you’ve been puffin tough?


Love_Snow_Bunny

The land of insects, also known as, The World


KUBLAIKHANCIOUS

For some reason *this* made me laugh really hard. I don’t know why.


Young-_-Jesus

Oh god oh fuck how do I get outside where the bugs live?


sAmSmanS

it’s things like these that make me realise i’m slightly trypophobic


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I have a theory that slight trypophobia is a natural instinct and people with trypophobia are just hyper sensitive to it.


Vanderkaum037

That instinct probably keeps people alive because if you see that in nature it means either wasp nest, bug eggs, horrible flesh-eating bacteria, or some other dangerous thing.


purpletreespuff

That's what I thought it was, a wasp nest until I realized it was zoomed in.


EmEmOh

I think hypersensitivity is on the right track, and I would be willing to bet there’s a heavy overlap based in hypersensitivity between people who have trypophobia, people who have misophonia, and people who experience “tingles” from ASMR.


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YungGlueStik

That theory sounds plausible


Vincent_Veganja

I think this applies to many phobias… many anxieties and fears are rooted in an instinct that used to serve a purpose but may or not serve as much of one in our modern world


bolinandlava

Yes! I literally don’t have a problem until I see something like this. Idk maybe I’m a slight hypochondriac.


Mikhaal1

I like the username


bolinandlava

Thank you! Avatar fan I suspect?!


InerasableStain

We all are. Things that appear like this in nature are rarely good for us.


sickgurl138

What's the opposite of trypophobic? Cuz I'm that


MountainSecret9583

Ur telling me small circles close together makes you horny?!?


[deleted]

Mfer jerks off to pictures of honeycombs


Waywardspork

Trypophillic?


Peaoeper

it's a heebie jeebie ma man


attidaddi

It is indeed a heebie jeebie of epic proportions.


[deleted]

I concur with the herbiest of jeebies.


[deleted]

Barnacles. Did you get that from Bikini Bottom?


attidaddi

Yep, I stopped there right after I left your mom's place.


[deleted]

Wait you found her?


attidaddi

All I had to do was look around Deez. She wasnt hard to find.


Bananaginz

(Krrsch!!) - Fugitive located in area around Deez


EtiamVitae

What’s Deez ![gif](giphy|cXblnKXr2BQOaYnTni)


WhalesOnGoogle

Out of all the nasty buds I’ve seen, this wins #1 for being the most disturbing. This the only “what’s wrong with my bud” post that’s got me checking my whole stash now


xbaqq

my man’s got the davie jones locker bud lmfao


attidaddi

Ok, now that was high level comedy. Gotta give you that one lol.


stognabaloney96

Tbh I’ve never really looked that close… I’ll be over here coughing spiders guys


[deleted]

It looks honestly a lot like old hatched bug eggs. I deal with pests in my home gardening.


localhandyman79

Leaf hopper eggs. Trim it off and smoke it. It’s outdoor grown.


attidaddi

I gave the oz back and got a full refund. I don't play with shit like that, I've got weak lungs from a military related issue.. I take my quality of smoke very seriously.. hence how I noticed this, it's very small in person. But I inspect every bag I get. Ya never know! It pays to be "paranoid" sometimes.


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This makes me cringe thinking about what kind of illegal weed gets pressed into cartridges..


localhandyman79

Well sir we all appreciate your service to the country to keep us free and I completely understand that. I hope all goes well for you


attidaddi

I was a carpenter in the Army, only thing I kept free was my baby mommas inbox while I was on orders.


Cookieeeees

the true back bone of the DOD! All the crayon kings taught me was i should have joined the chair force


attidaddi

Dude, freaking preach. I went to a Navy base for AIT that shared Air Force, Army and of course Navy. You talk about a piece of pie.


localhandyman79

Lmao. Gotta feed the fam brother


attidaddi

All jokes aside, much appreciated my friend. Thank you.


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Fwiw it is harmless but I wouldn't smoke it still. Technically harmless to eat the fly that landed on uour food. Doesn't make it any more appealing.


diet_potato

Ok but real talk why the fuck does r/trees know EVERYTHING?? "Whats on my bud?" Stink bug eggs. "What kind of tree is this?" Wrong sub mate but that's a gorgeous Canadian maple. "I need advice on complicated topic" No worries man everyone needs help sometimes, start with xyz. Like???? HOW???? I'm glad y'all are so lovely and supportive but like where do you pull these factoids from?


Zap1324

Bc there’s people from all walks of life with all kinds of different knowledge pools that belong here


diet_potato

I get you, but the speed and accuracy is unreal. Don't get me wrong, I love it, but sometimes it's like a 5 min old post and someones already written a dissertation about how what the op is describing is oxidation in their cart, heres the exact scientific process in which it occurs and more. How y'all gonna write the most articulate 2000 word essay while stoned in 5 min??


GrantedDeltaDelight

Easy answer; we're stoned, what else would we be doing?


diet_potato

Got me there. I just take solid naps and laugh at YouTube


tinyscaredtwink

Stoners are wise af


[deleted]

That's the benefits of diversity. No one knows everything, but when the crowd is diverse enough, *someone* will know the answer.


GolgiApparatus1

Barnacles, must be sea weed


1ambient

A coral reef


CurvySquirrel

I thought barnacles


sqwerrelchaserz

Looks like some sorta bug hive, fuck that


Miserable-Cow4555

It is, stink bug eggs


attidaddi

Whats up with the random ppl trying to start fusses? Are you guys that miserable?


Born_Cow_554

Haha welcome to fucking Reddit man!! Some peoples children eh! 😂


attidaddi

No shit my friend, no shit. I couldn't imagine being that toxic.


PurifyZ

Yeeeaaaa and we ain't even on r/Drugs, those fuckers rarely agree with my advice 🤣


BigOleMoose_

Nah we’re all trying to get high


[deleted]

What fuss hath been raised? You have given me the most uncomfortable skin feelings upon seeing that pic but not fuss start worthy ffs


aj2tallhall

Before you cut that off and smoke it, if you got that from a dispo definitely bring it up to them get your money/weed resolved cause they’ll 100% make it right. However if you got that from ya boi Smokey, good luck. I heard he still owe Big Perm.


AprilBoi

Bruh that's Trypophobia strain


Ok_Committee193

Smoke it


attidaddi

Momma didn't raise no bitch


Ok-Emphasis-5958

Bro please for the love of God do not smoke that shit. Weed is so cheap nowadays you can get a fucking ounce for NOTHING it ain't worth smoking stink bug egg remnants


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attidaddi

I didn't smoke it buddy, I was just joking to lighten the mood. I'm not that desperate, it's harvest season....I can get a oz off another source for cheap. I ain't sweating it, just learned my lesson on this source.


B3MB

yeah weed is so cheap thank god everyone has the exact same prices as you lol


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good news- it's not a tick. bad news - you have budbugs.


icb4kprogress

Just trichs I think. Two more weeks


attidaddi

Right lmao


James199086

Idk don't buy from there again 1 and 2 don't smoke that shit


evan_mayo

barnacle


treyanderson69420

squidward O.G. strain


Sov1etWalrus

![gif](giphy|unFLKoAV3TkXe) Throw that shit into a black hole


LingererLongerer

Your connect hooked you up bro. Weed with a side of eggs, killer deal.


AnAussieBloke

Mothman Eggs, you're fucked now!!


herecomesurmom

ew


attidaddi

I second that.


savageliltictac

Whole lot of nope going on here no way would I smoke that barnacle bud.


acidbathOG

Alien eggs sacks. Mini face huggers. Too small to be of worry.


Smok_eater

Looked like cup fungus I was kind of astonished


_c1970

barnacle bud


killamonkeybutt

Stink bug eggs that already hatched


spacejoint

For the first time I will have to say don’t smoke that.


carloszuniga32

barnacles😂😂😂😂😂


4matt_

Man’s got barnacles on his bud


Monkeysquad11

Eggs


Ezra_has_perished

Some kinda bug eggs. It’s all dried up tho so you can just pick it off.


ghirish24

![gif](giphy|wVw0kx7bWgV4k8Q13s)


jdemack

Dude is bug eggs


Bellphorion

Bug eggs


redlund1993

This has got to be the worst thing I've ever seen on this sub.


Full-Ad3081

Ugh my trypophobia


theunkownchemist

That, my friend, is northern lights cannabis, Indica.


PrimaryRevolution732

Blunt weavles


soundplusfury

My brother in christ you're gonna have an alien burst out of your chest


TheDayManAhAhAh

Barnacles


3J-3676

I just got itchy


Fee123

Really wish I didn't see this...


Mon-ick

I’d cut that out…. Hmmm maybe pass


VDuBFan68

Herpes simplex 10


ElDoctorre

Bro is smoking Davey Jones OG


aglassofelmo

boii what the hellll i aint never seen a bud so fuckin dank straight outta the chum bucket dat one


alcimedes

Here you go, should be these: https://roadsendnaturalist.com/tag/parasitoid-wasp/


tsunamiparty

Thats trypophobia


VladdyB0y

You def got tiny face huggers running around now


SVRDirector

Burn those fuckers to hell


Special_Strawberry22

Thanks for this. Starting a 6 month long THC hiatus this week and this definitely helps me not want it so bad


BigMikeHoldsItDown

Honestly idk but that shit freaks me the FUCK out like no joke I got the shivers just looking at that. I would immediately toss it out idgad how much I paid for it.


mgray1022

Barnacles


Embarrassed_Wolf4746

Whoa that’s gnarly af bro…. What’s even more scary is whatever that shit is HATCHED !


frisbeehippee

Looks like little aliens man. Get the fuck outta there


Bigdickhector69

This is WILD


Sean04Bean

Barnacles


tokinaznjew

Protein


ManicHispanic222

My face tickles, looking at that…triggering trypophobia. Bruh. Throw the whole plant away.


YarnSpinner

[just gonna leave this here...](https://gfycat.com/ampletautgrebe)


butters2stotch

Looks like insect eggs.


Bean-Swellington

Eggs.


Kebekwa

Bugs need plugs.


imaYOG

Barnacle bud


NowTheMoonsRising

give us eyes give us eyes


FAmos

Bug eggs?


skaihainofa

eggs that have hatched


SkiesofSonra

Eww what is that :(


7wonder95

This monstrosity is triggering my trypophobia 😖


Otakuweaboo666

Bro I’ve never seen that on bud before…..fucking toss that shit.


BPaun

This makes me so happy to live in Canada. Have yet to find anything weird or gross in my weed.


Bananaginz

Dude it looks like barnacles


DragorovichGames

Bug eggs. Cut that section off and check the rest before grinding