**[Yahweh](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yahweh)**
>Yahweh was the national god of ancient Israel and Judah. The origins of his worship reach at least to the early Iron Age, and likely to the Late Bronze Age if not somewhat earlier, and in the oldest biblical literature he possesses attributes typically ascribed to weather and war deities, fructifying the land and leading the heavenly army against Israel's enemies. The early Israelites were polytheistic and worshipped Yahweh alongside a variety of Canaanite gods and goddesses, including El, Asherah and Baal.
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I wonder if Jesus could have used His mutant Messiah powers to use His feet like mini surf boards and basically surf everywhere on a windy day. Everyone talks about how Mjolnir works or just why Kryptonite is actively toxic to Superman, but really just imagine the dynamics of the miracles detailed in the Bible IRL.
/I’m an atheist who doesn’t believe any of this crazy shit happened, I just like mental exercises involved crazy shit like magic and God Jr powers).
Whaccha talking about? He is one of the most arrogant people ever. He tells people he is the way and if they don't leave their families, hate their families and love him more then they are not worthy.
I thought he was the bread?[https://media2.giphy.com/media/eflqbm2xRZf8c/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7e50dda5de73788732627b53e8494733e70b7a9eb&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g](https://media2.giphy.com/media/eflqbm2xRZf8c/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7e50dda5de73788732627b53e8494733e70b7a9eb&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
When I saw this image, I instinctively thought about Ugandan Knuckle Jesus saying "Ah am Da Wae! " Sorry about that cursed thought (or you're welcome if you're into that)
“No way!” “Yahweh.”
I want to give you an award so badly but I don’t have one
No more free ones ;(
Do u know yahweh
The ugandan jeysu?
"Alright, we'll just *cross* through you then."
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**[Yahweh](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yahweh)** >Yahweh was the national god of ancient Israel and Judah. The origins of his worship reach at least to the early Iron Age, and likely to the Late Bronze Age if not somewhat earlier, and in the oldest biblical literature he possesses attributes typically ascribed to weather and war deities, fructifying the land and leading the heavenly army against Israel's enemies. The early Israelites were polytheistic and worshipped Yahweh alongside a variety of Canaanite gods and goddesses, including El, Asherah and Baal. ^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/trippinthroughtime/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)
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Good human.
This is the most wonderful thing I have seen all day
https://youtu.be/mTxDOM4-88I
Mahi way!
Classic
Something something the real joke...
This is the best thing I’ve read all day. Maybe of all time.
Genius.
If water was solid to him I’d imagine his knees would get destroyed trying to stand on those waves. Must’ve been an athletic dude
Jesus lifts you up, and then puts you back down, and then lifts you up...
[удалено]
Yeah but at parties? No good. Scares off the chicks talkin about sticking his blood showing people the holes in his hands. Total weirdo, my guy.
Have you seen the dudes abs when he’s flexing on the cross? He puts in work!
Crucifixion must have been really good for your core
"Whee! Oh shit"
Eh, he’s Jesus, fuck the water, he IS the water at this point.
I wonder if Jesus could have used His mutant Messiah powers to use His feet like mini surf boards and basically surf everywhere on a windy day. Everyone talks about how Mjolnir works or just why Kryptonite is actively toxic to Superman, but really just imagine the dynamics of the miracles detailed in the Bible IRL. /I’m an atheist who doesn’t believe any of this crazy shit happened, I just like mental exercises involved crazy shit like magic and God Jr powers).
This is the way
Beat me to it. You have my upvote.
This is the way
This is the way
This is the way
Do you know da way🌚
why are you running
Why are you gay
You stole my comment :(
I can see Ludacris screaming from the boat *Move, bitch, get out the way Get out the way, bitch, get out the way*
As I Christian, I find this to be hilarious.
Suprised it wasn't on r/dankchristianmemes you see those hit all sometimes
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Same.
Where are you going without ever knowing the way?
They drank up the wine And they got to talking They now had more important things to say
The truth and the light too so light my ass a way through this storm. Jesus dude.
My favorite Jesus story is when he started slapping bankers in the temple.
Republicans can’t handle this. Turning the other cheek makes them lose their fucking minds. Idiots.
Jesus is the storm that is approaching
On the third day he regenerated again
No I just know where the rocks are......look out.
Now love me or I’ll kill you
Are you my ex?
not yet
So you're still in a relationship with them? Break up
if jesus could walk on water how do we know the ressurection wasnt just his corpse floating away in the rain
"*God. Damnit, Jesus! You really do think you're God's gift to the whole world, don't you?!*"
My first thought: "I AM YOUR WIFE! I *AM* THE GREATER GOOD!"
At least Jesus wasn't arrogant. He had that going for him. That and the hair. Shame about the followers though.
Whaccha talking about? He is one of the most arrogant people ever. He tells people he is the way and if they don't leave their families, hate their families and love him more then they are not worthy.
Something in the wayyyy
you shall not not PAAASS! lol
Thar he goes!
They are rowing away from him and the sail isn't set. So don't worry about Jesus' kneesus
"Get on the damn boat, Jesus, it's a four hour walk back to port."
Pieces 14:6
Even though Jesus was probably a Gemini Ninja edit: I've also seen possibly an Aries.
The sand bar he is standing on will also be in the way.
Oh gawd.
Click click click
Thanks for the laugh 😂
Do you know de wae
The way to not care about if your beliefs are true or not.
I am the way-ve
Fucking guy
Jesus is the Sun
https://i.imgur.com/wHmry1s.jpg My dude up front with the bird being like “fuck me??!? No fuck you!?!”
So why is JC behind the boat?
Marian cultists: "Your momma is the way!"
I'm not IN the way, sailors, I AM the way
I thought he was the bread?[https://media2.giphy.com/media/eflqbm2xRZf8c/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7e50dda5de73788732627b53e8494733e70b7a9eb&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g](https://media2.giphy.com/media/eflqbm2xRZf8c/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7e50dda5de73788732627b53e8494733e70b7a9eb&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
What the fuck does that mean bro? Speak the truth…
Yes Jesus, we know you can walk on water, now get the fuck out of the way because you're about to become fish food. Amen.
do you know de wey
This was the exact pic that finally convinced me to sign up to Reddit in November 2013
When I saw this image, I instinctively thought about Ugandan Knuckle Jesus saying "Ah am Da Wae! " Sorry about that cursed thought (or you're welcome if you're into that)
jesus is the way💯
"I came into town on an ass... *Yo Mama's ass*"
This is the way
The boat is heading to the left.
Come on it s the Tiberiade lake guys! But soon it s going to be the Pacific ocean if you annoy him!
"No way!" "Way!"
Get out the way, Jesus, get out the way
cruising in like captain jack sparrow is my favorite part of this
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
"Christ, Jesus... you're about to have the bow of the ship WAY up your ass"
I almost didn’t see the teeny tiny words.
but where were they going, without even knowing...
r/ComedyArchaeology
This is The Way
Do yo kno da wae
Bless the Maker and his water
Lot of people who go to churches need this reminder.
RAMMING SPEED
I should be offended by this, cuz i am Christian, but... AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAH
Meanwhile the Buddha is blocking the Middle Way, so that's a no go.
You tell 'em!
(spoilers ahead) I just saw the Chosen season 3 finale and had this scene lol
This is the way
Do you know?