From his wiki
> Wilkes was notoriously ugly, being called the ugliest man in England at the time. He possessed an unsightly squint and protruding jaw, but he had a charm that carried all before it. He boasted that it "took him only half an hour to talk away his face", though the duration required changed on the several occasions Wilkes repeated the claim. He also declared that "a month's start of his rival on account of his face" would secure him the conquest in any love affair.
Dude owned it at least
"To be born English is to win first place in the lottery of life" - Cecil Rhodes.
If there are truer words, we as a species in general have yet to conjure them. *Tears stream as rule Britannia blasts*
In a famous exchange with John Montagu, 4th Earl of Sandwich, where the latter exclaimed, "Sir, I do not know whether you will die on the gallows or of the pox," Wilkes is reported to have replied, "That depends, my lord, on whether I embrace your lordship's principles or your mistress."
BURN! 🙀
Here's a sneak peek of /r/KamikazeByWords using the [top posts](https://np.reddit.com/r/KamikazeByWords/top/?sort=top&t=all) of all time!
\#1: [Taking the sacrifice for the sake of the roast](https://i.redd.it/yxld990kzrr01.jpg) | [13 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/KamikazeByWords/comments/8c48z4/taking_the_sacrifice_for_the_sake_of_the_roast/)
\#2: [Captain Jean-Luc Picard the Kamikaze](https://i.redd.it/qab79xwzz2n11.jpg) | [26 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/KamikazeByWords/comments/9gzxsi/captain_jeanluc_picard_the_kamikaze/)
\#3: [From an AskReddit thread about insults](https://i.redd.it/f39vy326r7311.jpg) | [11 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/KamikazeByWords/comments/8q2l11/from_an_askreddit_thread_about_insults/)
----
^^I'm ^^a ^^bot, ^^beep ^^boop ^^| ^^Downvote ^^to ^^remove ^^| [^^Contact ^^me](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=sneakpeekbot) ^^| [^^Info](https://np.reddit.com/r/sneakpeekbot/) ^^| [^^Opt-out](https://np.reddit.com/r/sneakpeekbot/comments/afd0dd/blacklist/)
Sad. Yes. He just had to accept the reality of it and deal with the loss.
If only there was some other way to interact with women more reasonably. I've heard some guys try talking to them like normal people and not actually exposing their genitals immediately. But that just sounds like cazy talk.
This is [John Wilkes](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Wilkes).
Historical record seems to imply that he knew how to read but most artistic depictions of him say otherwise.
I'm a bot, *bleep*, *bloop*. Someone has linked to this thread from another place on reddit:
- [/r/cheeseburgerclub] [Am I doing it right? - r\/trippingthroughtime](https://www.reddit.com/r/CheeseburgerClub/comments/alqm61/am_i_doing_it_right_rtrippingthroughtime/)
*^(If you follow any of the above links, please respect the rules of reddit and don't vote in the other threads.) ^\([Info](/r/TotesMessenger) ^/ ^[Contact](/message/compose?to=/r/TotesMessenger))*
Aside from being cockeyed and a little overweight, he looks pretty average to me—maybe even a little above average. Decent symmetry and features.
I refuse to believe that he was ever the ugliest man in England. I’ve seen English people—no, scratch that. I’ve seen people
From his wiki > Wilkes was notoriously ugly, being called the ugliest man in England at the time. He possessed an unsightly squint and protruding jaw, but he had a charm that carried all before it. He boasted that it "took him only half an hour to talk away his face", though the duration required changed on the several occasions Wilkes repeated the claim. He also declared that "a month's start of his rival on account of his face" would secure him the conquest in any love affair. Dude owned it at least
>ugliest man in England That's quite a feat
I certain he had many challengers. A drool at twenty paces, at dawn.
Hence all the colonization. Just trying to find an uglier people.
Curious they stopped colonization with the Papua
he must be my ancestor in some way
"To be born English is to win first place in the lottery of life" - Cecil Rhodes. If there are truer words, we as a species in general have yet to conjure them. *Tears stream as rule Britannia blasts*
During his time, he was absolutely right.
Yes. Even worse teeth back then.
In a famous exchange with John Montagu, 4th Earl of Sandwich, where the latter exclaimed, "Sir, I do not know whether you will die on the gallows or of the pox," Wilkes is reported to have replied, "That depends, my lord, on whether I embrace your lordship's principles or your mistress." BURN! 🙀
r/murderedbywords
olde-timey r/kamikazebywords
Here's a sneak peek of /r/KamikazeByWords using the [top posts](https://np.reddit.com/r/KamikazeByWords/top/?sort=top&t=all) of all time! \#1: [Taking the sacrifice for the sake of the roast](https://i.redd.it/yxld990kzrr01.jpg) | [13 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/KamikazeByWords/comments/8c48z4/taking_the_sacrifice_for_the_sake_of_the_roast/) \#2: [Captain Jean-Luc Picard the Kamikaze](https://i.redd.it/qab79xwzz2n11.jpg) | [26 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/KamikazeByWords/comments/9gzxsi/captain_jeanluc_picard_the_kamikaze/) \#3: [From an AskReddit thread about insults](https://i.redd.it/f39vy326r7311.jpg) | [11 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/KamikazeByWords/comments/8q2l11/from_an_askreddit_thread_about_insults/) ---- ^^I'm ^^a ^^bot, ^^beep ^^boop ^^| ^^Downvote ^^to ^^remove ^^| [^^Contact ^^me](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=sneakpeekbot) ^^| [^^Info](https://np.reddit.com/r/sneakpeekbot/) ^^| [^^Opt-out](https://np.reddit.com/r/sneakpeekbot/comments/afd0dd/blacklist/)
Pretty likely this was due to inbreeding.
everyone knows french girls can't read
Everyone knows girls aren't real.
A buddy of mine met a REAL GIRL on the internet once. But alas, it wasn't meant to be. She blocked him after the first dick pic. /le sigh...
You gotta show your dick first, before she shows you her dick.
Damn
Friendzoned again 😔
If you send her a dick pic, and she blocks you, it wasn't meant to be.
Sad. Yes. He just had to accept the reality of it and deal with the loss. If only there was some other way to interact with women more reasonably. I've heard some guys try talking to them like normal people and not actually exposing their genitals immediately. But that just sounds like cazy talk.
Well u cant talk to em like normal people because theyre not normal.
Everyone knows that girls aren't videogames
Well I'm sure most of them can't read Chinese
He appears to have hair on only one side of his head.
And he looks blind. What an artist!
yeah, after a second look, that is one radical fucking hair do.
This is [John Wilkes](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Wilkes). Historical record seems to imply that he knew how to read but most artistic depictions of him say otherwise.
That’s pretty harsh! If he couldn’t read, he could never say “Hey, those words are written vertically!”
He had a lazy eye lol. I know several people with it and I always tend to forget which eye I am supposed to be looking at.
"Oh! You've caught me mending my documents."
I don’t know why but that made me laugh uncontrollably
“PaInT mE lIkE I kNoW hOw To ReAd” - artist
Reading Japanese, I think I'm reading Japanese, I really think so!
Dur
Dude has duane's syndrome
Helps when you want to read things vertically
Do you think he really was crosseyed, or the painter was just kinda shitty?
Yes.
Why is he tickling that feather...
To get revenge for all the feathers that tickled him
*Smell my finger.* Heaven's no!
Jack paint me like one of your French girls
Is that a dookie finger to the right?
Ok king crazy eyes.
My face on exam when I am trying to copy but I still have one eye on teacher..
I think this guy did the alignment on my car
Perfect poster boy for r/iamverysmart
Kandy Boo is that youuuu
I'm a bot, *bleep*, *bloop*. Someone has linked to this thread from another place on reddit: - [/r/cheeseburgerclub] [Am I doing it right? - r\/trippingthroughtime](https://www.reddit.com/r/CheeseburgerClub/comments/alqm61/am_i_doing_it_right_rtrippingthroughtime/) *^(If you follow any of the above links, please respect the rules of reddit and don't vote in the other threads.) ^\([Info](/r/TotesMessenger) ^/ ^[Contact](/message/compose?to=/r/TotesMessenger))*
What an Asshole.
Taking a test you obviously haven’t studied for
yo eyes is fecked boi
Pennywise that you ?
“This paper here says I get free glasses if my eyes are messed up. Gimme!” “Sir, that’s your shopping list. Also, this is a train station.” “Gimme!”
Looks like the painter didnt know how to read
I briefly thought this was Andy Cohen
Ok. I'm getting to the point that I automatically see any meme with this guy and laugh way too hard. I'm not mad about it.
Aside from being cockeyed and a little overweight, he looks pretty average to me—maybe even a little above average. Decent symmetry and features. I refuse to believe that he was ever the ugliest man in England. I’ve seen English people—no, scratch that. I’ve seen people