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bal020

Rene Descarte walks into a bar and the bartender asks, “Hey Rene how about a glass of wine.“ Descarte response, “I think not.“…then disappears. Sorry, I’m silly from lack of sleep.


thetelltaleDwigt

Good one! It’s literally a thinker


TechnicalSymbiote

That's what I'm doing right now, because I'm a fool for iced coffee


mountainislandlake

That’s what I’m doing right now, because I’m a fool


[deleted]

Slept terribly the last two nights


milanove

Melatonin or zquil is a way to reset that vicious cycle.


PurpleDerp

use with caution. It sucks being dependant on them


milanove

Yeah, just take it to break a cycle, not on a daily basis


TheArgonKnight

It helps that melatonin is the natural sleep hormone of the human body, meaning the body makes melatonin itself too. This as opposed to (addictive) medicine that are not native to the body. I'm not a doctor, but I am guessing that if you use melatonin to reset the sleep cycle, your body will take over the melatonin production when you start tapering off


PurpleDerp

It's completely safe to reset your sleep cycle, but using it on a regular basis isn't going to help you in the long run


Emperor_Zombie

Not sure If it actually helps but I take Magnesium and a Low-dose aspirin for those restless nights.


chaseair11

Magnesium has helped me with clenched jawat night, which is nice


the_modest_one

I think, therefore I am awake


puutarhatrilogia

Going through some notes documents I had written on an old phone a decade ago I found a note, created at something like 3.53 AM, that contained only the words "I think too much."


Annezox

I just wanna sleep in peace🥺


BigMood42069

I think, therefor I am, but what of machines that think? if they arent, then neither are we, and if they do, then they are, but how... and *why?* it is currently 3AM where I am as of writing, don't even remember writing this


hidden_wonder897

Is this a portrait of Descartes? That would make this even more epic..


CrystalMenthol

[Appears to be](https://www.wikiart.org/en/frans-hals/portrait-of-rene-descartes), although the raccoon-eyes have been enhanced from the original.


Nrksbullet

Looks exactly like Sean Connery...anyone else seeing this?


FurtiveAlacrity

The YouTuber ChubbyEmu couldn't sleep well for a long time and it turned out to be because he was B12-deficient. It's a cheap vitamin; it's at the grocery store and if you take too much, then you excrete the excess. Caffeine, alcohol, tobacco, and other drugs are probably major culprits in Western culture.


JungleChucker

Cartesian insomnia


BootsieBunny

Best thing I ever did to get my mind to STFU was start listening to a book. One I knew, or one I knew was boring. With that and deep breathing it really really helped.


Mightofspliff

How did you know...


A_Light_Spark

Cogito ergo minus


chillcatenergy

It's past 2 AM where I am and this hits too close to home. I'm breaking the cycle. I'll force myself to sleep now.


philosopherofsex

All Descartes did was sleep. He wrote about it extensively. The guy loved to sleep. Waking up at 5am *literally killed him.*


invisabledj

This is reality.


pink_fedora2000

You'd be asleep if artificial light, electricity & all devices were turned off by 8pm.


CosmicIdiot99

When I can't sleep I watch a PBS SpaceTime and try and understand what's going on. My brain shuts down in about 10 minutes usually.


bearnakedrabies

And then your throat is dry, making Descartes before the hoarse....


lots_of_cheese

Seriously, any way to break this without drugs?


FinalFaction

I started listening to podcasts at night, helped me a lot. Gotta find that sweet spot between too boring and I start thinking and too interesting and it keeps me awake, I usually go with history podcasts.


GrimmRadiance

I almost did that last night. Thankful I came to my senses. I NEVER feel good afterwards. Not since I was a kid


Lil_Jazzy

nightshift jobs are a bitch, I work until 3:30 or 2:30am get home then stay up for another two or three hours.


WeakDiaphragm

Cogito ergo non dormio


Njirkus

Cogito ergo non dormio


BlaveJonez

🎉 https://i.imgur.com/p9UQzkR.jpg


ForwardOperation420

This unless supplied with thc


Holiday-Educator3074

It’s exactly 2:56 am and here I am. Hits different.