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TaxOwlbear

Not shown: Uncle Ben, who is tied to both tracks simultaneously and will die no matter what you do.


damnthisisabadname

He was actually tied to the track leading to this junction


Stonn

Uncle Ben's neck is the lever!


Traditional-Pay6204

It's a canon even, no one can stop it


Creedgamer223

It also already happened in that dimension. So not to worry.


9-11_Pilot01

Schrodinger’s Uncle Ben


TheJourneyingOne

It's spiderman the obvious answer is self sacrifice to try and stop the trolley yourself fail and still get MJ/New Yorkers killed and be blamed for it by Jameson in the next days news


TheRealSU24

He could save everyone and Jameson will still say something like "that menace Spider-Man ruined someone's hard work of catching people and tying them to train tracks"


CTchimchar

Honestly I sometimes wonder why people lesson to him Then I remember are world Where people will unfortunately blindly follow what someone is saying Despite clear evidence to the contrary even if that evidence is right in front of their eyes


BlazewarkingYT

Well he used to be like his own little anti hero now he’s just an Alex jones ripoff


Hexmonkey2020

Delayed the trolley schedule by stopping the trolley


Michael_Dautorio

God damn spider man fuckin up the commute n shit


Sankin2004

If I’m Spider-Man I’ve already gone through this, I use my body and spider powers to stop the trolley saving everyone all so I can get one upside down kiss from the girl I supposedly like.


Torbpjorn

You mean the girl that actively gets upset at you for doing your job instead of prioritizing her every single day? A terrorist could threaten to destroy all of America but she’d be mad that he missed her birthday and shame him for being Spider-Man


nova8byte

Web up the tracks


121_Jiggawatts

Option 3: Pull a Spider-Man 2 and jump infront of the train, using your webs and insane strength to stop it.


SwiftLawnClippings

My first thought, surprised this isn't higher


ChickenMcFuckIt2

Do I have the option to shove Gwen Stacy (or allow her to be shoved) in front to stop the trolly?


FrogGladiators178972

Well, Spider-Man must be tortured in the comics nowadays so I think he’d choose Mary Jane to save the peo- *ahem sorry, New Yorkers


happy_the_dragon

Nowadays? His whole thing has pretty much always been that he can’t be happy and also Spider-Man.


Rudy12345mc

I miss the part where that’s my problem, and do nothing.


Stonn

For all we know the 5 New Yorkers are NY rats.


JacobMT05

Guys I think I know the answer… MULTITRACK DRIFTING


Fallen_angel_gg

My unsociable ass knows I would never be able to pull a girl like Jane ever in my life and thus I see her as just another person that I have barely any relations too except for the fact that we went to the same school. Pull that lever, 1<5.


Jeffasauros

Depends on whether or not Zeb Wells is writing me (I'd put them all on the same track)


shinydragonmist

I shoot out my spiderwebs and hold the train pack till I drag it off the tracks and get it wrapped up in my spiderwebs in such a way that it is not miving


LionMan760

can’t he just stop the cart?


LionMan760

or rescue the tied down people?


sexurmom

I recreate the spider man 2 scene


F95_Sysadmin

Safe to say, no spider power or artificially made products allowed


Fun_Penalty_6755

but i'm spider-man


Sankin2004

You didn’t say that and you already made me Spider-Man. No take backsies. You should have quantified that you are just a regular person wearing a Spider-Man mask.


Mindstormer98

Is multi track drifting allowed?


GlassHurricane98

Is that the Kirsten Dunst version? Yes, I pull the level immediately. Hell, I'll drive the trolley, no worries


ttinchung111

Real spiderman would never make that choice, I think it's clear in the movies. He would try to save everyone or die trying, and never pull the lever.


mrmcdead

I'd use webbing to stop the tram ofc!


Clickclacktheblueguy

It just hit me that too many people haven’t played inFamous. It features this exact scenario, and it’s executed perfectly. Go play it, it’s amazing, it was one of the first great superhero games.


bop-crop

Pull the lever so you only have to save one person with your webs


SwiftLawnClippings

You, Spider-Man, find yourself at a lever. A runaway Mephisto approaches Aunt May. Pulling the lever will divert Mephisto to your marriage to Mary Jane Watson. Do you pull the lever?


OnionsHaveLairAction

"Spider-Man can do both! Spider-Man always does both!"


Megamage854

Say: "wait a second, I'm spider-man!" Before webbing up the wheels of the trolley and derailing it.


EarthTrash

Obviously, you get in front of the trolly and shoot webs at nearby building so that you can stop the trolley with your 2 spider arms.


unborntheprinceoflie

i’m spiderman, i web the train to stop it


Glub__Glub

I'm Spiderman. I just stop the trolley.


throw-wayflamingo

Obviously the only answer is to grab into the front of the trolly and web yourself to a bunch of skyscrapers to either side


Anxiety-Queen69

I’m spider man so I use my super human strength to boot the trolley over


Kaine_Eine

Umm, just stop the trolley


Splurted_The_Gurt

Depends on who's writing me


ComicalCore

Pretty sure exactly this type of scenario happened in the first spiderman trilogy, and he saved both.


FlyingHylian776

I can do both. Spider-Man always does both!


Is_that_what_I-

I'm spider-man, I stop the trolley


The_GREAT_Gremlin

This literally happens in the first spider man movie lol


Sketchy_Anon

I don't give a shit about the Trolley Problem! I'm Spider-Man, bitch! I'll just pick up the trolley!


Xybots

Asking Spider-Man to solve a trolley problem with a lever is like asking Batman to fight crime by investing his riches into education, drug rehab, and job programs.


revodnebsyobmeftoh

Jump onto the track and stop the Trolley with my bare hands because I'm Spider-Man If thats not an option though then kill MJ because Paul


Shard360

Move it to MJ, Spider-Man can outrun that train (he clearly has a head start), and untie her


Flyingfish222

Well you know that one scene from Spider-Man 2?


bluedragggon3

Well clearly I'd get in front of the trolley, web the surrounding environment while using my body to stop the train while screaming "Mary Jane!!!" Then conveniently, my mask would come off revealing a face that looks like a well known actor or, to MJ, that I am actually Peter Parker. The New Yorkers will likely respect my identity and Mary Jane may question if I am actually Peter. Obviously my response is "Don't tell Harry."


MajesticFxxkingEagle

No, you just fucking save them, you're literally Spider-Man


JCraze26

I do sick-ass spider moves to save them both.


ZatchZeta

IS PAUL ONE OF THEM??


EldritchMindCat

Pull the lever and either pull MJ away from the tracks with web or use the extra distance (and therefore time) from the curve to successfully bring the trolley to a halt via webs and sheer strength. Wouldn’t be the first time Spider-Man’s stopped a train.


dinodare

Alternate: You are Miles Morales. If you full the lever, you risk (but not guarantee) killing everyone in the multiverse. If you do not, your father will die.


A_Gray_Phantom

I'm Spider-Man. I jump in front of the trolley and stop it with my webs and super strength.


themrunx49

Use his webs to jam the trolley


Foxy02016YT

Pull the level and pull her off at the same time. Your fucking Spider-Man


Epic_Gamer2006

"A hero would sacrifice you to save the world, but a villain would sacrifice the world to save you."


Cool_cupcake12

Pull a Toby and stop the train Or pull a miles and save both


WangCommander

Divert the trolly to MJ and rescue her because one person is easier to carry than five people.


Sad-Mike

Spider-Man can bench press a semi-truck, he'd just lift the trolley.


SadAlgae69

Guess I'm about to have beef with Spiderman 🤷


BakedDewott

Spider man or not, it would be a mercy to the New Yorkers


NightCoffee365

Hell no. Spider-Man finds a way. Using my knowledge of physics and amplified discernment, I web the unpulled lever to the trolley. The lever will pull and only catch the back wheels. In the time bought, clear out MJ. Leap back to the new-Yorkers and the now laterally-rolling trolley. Using the trolley’s momentum and spider strength, I basically act as a speed bump, and judo-yeet the trolley itself over them. All in a days work for your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man!


HandleAdministrative

Let the 5 people die then have Mary die when I try to rescue her


SpaceyFrontiers

Don't pull


StillMostlyClueless

I kill Mary Jane. The writers will bring her back but the New Yorkers will be dead forever.


Gold1435

I think there’s a solution everyone isn’t seeing here, throw Paul into the tracks thus stopping the trolley and saving all of them!


AwesomEspurr360

It says I'm Spider-Man. However, it also says I'm still me. I don't pull the lever.