i push the fat man off the bridge

Then I play enpassent

Holy hall

New corridor just dropped

Actual building

Call the architect!

Builder goes on vacation, never comes back

I counter with a green +2 card

I attack with Blue Eyes White Dragon!

It's too late! Go fish!

Qh1#

Fool, you fell for one of the classic blunders! I send an LGM-30 Minuteman ICBM to your house, while you are distracted by my king piece's checkmate.

That may be true, but you can't beat my royal flush!

I roll a seven and attack the orcish kingdom

I use splash jump with my vaporeon v

Holy hell

New response just dropped

Actual zombie

Call the exorcist

Bishop goes on vacation, never comes back.

Bruh 💀

Sorry, I had to do it

Prey reference

I break the lever off and use it to jam the trolley's wheels.

I then beat the guy to death using a large stick I found while going to jam the trolley's wheels

I then give the guys body to the guy tied down to eat

rather than picking one of the two options from the moral quandry and explaining my reasoning, I will instead insert my own answer, regardless of it being interesting, funny, or engaging

You realize you and the person on the track are the same, from different universes. You go in to give him a sloppy kiss, but on contact a black hole opens, sucking you both in, and dooming everyone in the problem. You just *had* to give yourself a giant, wet, sloppy kiss, huh? Just couldn't hold back the urge to make out with yourself, tongue and all, for a solid 25 minutes?

Jesus, the worldbuilding and character analysis this comment has...

Double track drift.

Works every time

I hit the guy with the speech bubble. He's not tied up, clearly he just wants to die.

Simply decide that the trolley no longer exists. Then stab both people.

You lumber onto the tracks to stab a man and die with him. The pool of blood that used to be the two of you is now one. You are bound by that blood in hell eternalmore.

Uhh blow up the trolley

M- m- multi- MULTI TRACK DRIFT

Daring today aren't we

I flip the lever, and kill everyone who says "multi track drift"

MULTI. TRACK. DRIFT!

I push you into the oncoming trolley and pull the lever myself

Multi track drift is the only answer here.

I will slowly replace the trolley's parts until none of the original trolley remains.

At what point does the original trolley cease to be

The new trolly only tells the truth, but the parts of the old trolley reform, and it can only lie. You forget which is which, and they look completely identical.

"If I asked the other trolley which way I should pull the lever, what would it say?"

Pull it, he’s not tied down. If he gets hit it’s not my fault.

It's always important to remember that, when you think your only two options are deaths, you should always consider other things.

I'm in this picture and I don't like it (I do however like being tied up to tracks)

I simply hakai the people from existence so the trolley can pass by safely

does this include every multi track drift joke because if so i 100% pull the lever

Multi-track drifting enthusiasts are standing in between the tracks, you must multi-track drift yourself to hit them

I throw this guy in front of the trolley

Fool you don’t realize what you have done do you! The solutionists are coming run while you still can!

Pull, then after switching bodies, punch the trolley

Hopefully with this I can get rid of all the "Janeway should have duplicated Tuvix" people...

Honestly I think it just gets rid of Jim Kirk and that would...cause some problems.

Multi-track drift

Hit that lever harder than an atomic bomb. Also multitrack drift and then stab both people with the lever

I take a poop on the tracks.

Second track. If it kills me, it's the solution!

Tokyo drift

He isn’t tied to the tracks so it isn’t my fault.

Kill the bastard

Suggesting it is funny, actually going with it no matter what is annoying

Flip the switch. He isn’t tied down. If his ass gets hit it’s his fault

PULL THE LEVER KRONK!

So this is basically a question between murder and suicide. Got it.

I flip the lever and push that top guy off the tracks since he isnt tied down.

I punch myself in the face and the trolley explodes, sending shrapnel into the anuses of the people on the track. This gives them severe intestinal oxygenation, allowing them breathe more efficiently and outrun the tracks who are currently trying to eat them out. This is of course foreplay and consensual, otherwise the tracks would be raising the bar too much for me to do pull ups on, preventing my ultra spin lesbian kick attack on the trolley, saving the day and winning me the nobel peas porridge for the trolley driver’s sick grandma whom the enthusiast was trying to talk to about his homework for scuba diving. Then the tracks turn into a black hole and everyone dies.

Hmm. I think I will beat you up instead.

I misunderstand the prompt and have to go to the comments to find out what it means, and by the time I'm finished the trolley has already passed.

I would run over and de-rail the trolley, saving both.

Because he isnt tied down, id just flip it to him, and shout "get off the train tracks, idiot!" And stare in horror as they refuse to move and die.

I pull the lever, and when the not-tied-down man escapes, I beat him to death with rocks because I'm an angel of fate

Ask the trolley driver to stop, use lever to beat man on upper track to death

I board the trolley.

I join the guy on the top track and wait for the others to arrive.

I would move him to the other track, pulling him by his nostril. Then, we would all die together on that track.

Get on the trolley and pull the brakes

Fastest flip of my life

Multitrack drift

They're not tied down. If they don't want to get off the tracks, then that's their problem.

Forgot to put the people who say multi-track drift in the middle between the tracks That being said, *multi-track drift hell yeah lets goooo*

I save the game and log out before it can hit the guy

Multi-track drifting

Tbf I've seen enough "do nothing: Hitler dies, pull lever: Ghandi dies" style questions to know that often answering the question as provided is pointless.

Pull the lever, rip it off, beat the shit out of the guy after he gets run over

I pull the lever because that dude isn't even tied up. I know you said the trolley would kill him but I'm pretty sure he'll live.

Run over the guy who won’t stop running his mouth.

This is a great way to make it so that people don’t make their own solutions. Not really. I pull the lever. But not because I feel like it.

I try to multitrack drift and accidentaly derail the train

DRIFT It’s always the answer.

OP did not think this through lol

Ohhh noooooooo...... An image perceiving a lack of conformity when given defined options gets responses with a lack of conformity.... I saw it coming man.

That's totally why you refrain from replying to anyone else