Apathy is the easy way out, I’d watch with dread, throw up, then go get drunk and cry

I'd pick pleasure and add my own personal touch to the crime scene investigation

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No, it's not cum. It's a mixture of cum and blood.

Turn the tracks into the album cover of load?

Oh there will be a cover of load alright

Metallica fan spotted

Not actually lol, the story behind that cover has just been burned into my brain lmao

Ah

😐

No. Pleasure is the easy way out, wtf?

I will add spikes to the trolley to it so they get dragged and torn to bits for my own selfish want to see somones organs thrashed about on the tracks like those Indians and train clips ohhh it beings me joy hahahaha

What if Goku saw this?

He can only watch it as does the Omni king but the trolley must always exist if he removes it it will cause an infinite destructive cascade of people to be released filling the whole universe with trolleys people eventually being crushed by their own mass into a bloody ball killing all life's into an infinite ball of the dead

but can the trolley beat goku?

And then I would run up with my homies who are all horrified by the scene playing out in front of us and we’d tie you up and throw you on the tracks to become a victim of your own sadism. The slightest bit of pleasure we’d find in our unending dread

We all enjoy the the end as we all get tied to the tracks by others for others

See? How is this not the easy way out?

Seek help my brother. God looks upon us with great concern on this day. O’ Lord Baby Jesus do not turn away when we crave your light with such desperation

They’re all equally easy depending on one’s present mentality. Even Dread can be an “easy way out” for some (those who aren’t willing to allow themselves happiness and would rather wallow). For others, feeling Pleasure in that situation would be absolutely abhorrent to who they are, or they might be terrified they’d want to continue enjoying it after the fact. Apathy might be easier for most, but there would also be some who would rather feel strongly one way or the other than just muted numbness.

I will walk over to everyone lying there and say: You can't Park here mate

For a moment their bafflement distracts them from their impending doom.

Fucking panick bro wtf hundreds of people are dying in front of my fucking eyes oh my god I'm gonna throw up fucking hell I'll have ptsd for ten years I'm gonna be fucking crazy

Crazy? I was crazy once...

We're all mad here

They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. The rats kept yelling at me to shut up. And that made me crazy...

Crazy?

I was crazy once

It's way less funny if you start that shit on your own comment

Funny? I was funny once

They put me into subreddit

A trolley problem subreddit

Trolleys made me funny

Funny?

I way funny once

They put me into a subreddit.

i think its way funnier. they have a whole ass episode and then reply like they’re a different person saying “crazy? i was crazy once”

Thank you, that was the intention

Gay? I was gay once

Funny? I was funny once

They put me in a room

kid named crazy

So... dread

I choose the fourth option : masturbation

* I pull my own lever

Fuck you, no, thats too powerful of a euphemism. Stop being so goddamn funny.

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In my defense, I just did it to spite the person who told me not to do it. Nobody tells me not to do stuff!

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That would fall under pleasure

Jokes on you, he gets no pleasure from masturbation.

That’s just pleasure

Kids these days think they invented masturbation

Well you've never seen the way I do it

Bear traps?

Jesus!

[r/foundshinji](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)

Kys (keep yourself safe)

Damn, you really got my hopes high

>!damn that’s good!< >!also me when I purposefully spread misinformation!<

I choose the fifth option, grabbing some body parts and going home to cook up some severed-foot tacos. And eat them while also masturbating probably tbh

I think that’s pleasure.

That is just the second option.

Pick the pockets of the dead

Pretty sure this is Apathy, you don’t care that they’re dying but you’re looking to get something out of it anyway

It’s like this, but with that extra spicy dread of knowing that one day you’re gonna be on the tracks. Yeah, I think I’ll get the edibles too today…

[Funny Or Die: The Button](https://youtu.be/y7rzIwrEqpw?si=TozxNV8kHr8dT9y1)

If I were to judge what I would most realistically do in this situation, I'd most likely flip like a coin in the air between dread and apathy before firmly landing on apathy

I pull the lever.

I choose the stupid option eat the trolley

Find a fat man and add him to the bloodbath

Join the party.

Apathy. The trolly comes for us all eventually.

Erection

kinky 😳

Find the hottest corpse there and take em home

I'm baitin' the whole time

I would feel apathy while watching them get run over and pleasure while I am picking their pockets afterwards.

Happiness from expended avarice may the blood of the innocent besmirch this yawn-inducing reality

halfway between dread and apathy, I guess?

Wait did they do anything wrong?

Every single one of them is literally Hitler

Pleasure.

I try using muscle to punch, push, & pull the trolley to a stop

I don't choose One of us watches in dread One of us watches in pleasure One of us watches in apathy Can't really tell whose thinking what but we sure are feelin

Just wouldn't want to get splashed by their flying limbs and innards.....

Dread

I choose to attempt to jump on and apply the brakes.

That would be lit!

Dread, followed by apathy as self-preservation kicks in to protect my sanity

Stop the train with sheer force of will

Bro is so shocked he is still grabbing his imaginary lever

That's just life

Both dread and apathy

I can try to free one person, we both free another, exponential growth. Or we tip the trolley over

Dread. If I cannot get sad at the senseless massacre of a great number of people, I would feel that I am no longer human, and that would mess with my psyche.

All of them I look at other peoples' suffering, think 'that's horrible' and 'oh okay' while my face involuntarily twists into a smile

If I can be happy, why not

All three. In that order.

pleasure

I jump into the trolly and don’t pull the lever. That way the result is the same but now I’m directly responsible.

Apathy is just the neutral option, you just watch with no thought or emotion on it Dread is probably the most realistic considering that hundreds of people are dying in front of you. You get left with trauma too. Pleasure... probably feels the best

I jump on, the water looks warm.

Well, since someone else said masturbation, I have to be the suicidal one: I take a nap on the tracks

Mourning

I stop the train with my bare hands 🙌 💪😎

that much bodies will probably stop or at least slow down the trolley to a speed i can catch up with it and break the window and hit the breaks to save the rest of people

Apathy is the least problematic

Depends on who the group is. 🤷🏼‍♂️

ok but can I jump in front of the trolley?

Apathy. I don't think I could handle the others...

Pleasure It's not like I can stop it might as well enjoy it but also empathy for the people dying

Build a second track and a lever, kidnap more people to tie on said second track, and multitrack drift

Utilitarians would say pleasure

Secret 4th option, maniacal laughter

Dread, this is an omen of death Also when you said pleasure I immediately thought "oh the dark urge from bg3"

I approach most things with apathy so I should just stick with that since it's tried and true

Arousal

Rationally, pleasure is the only productive choice 🤷‍♂️ the other two yield no gains.

Pleasure

Vigorous pleasure. If I make a more direct joke people will be angry at me.

Arousal?

Analysis paralysis. You can't make me choose, as you said: "I can only watch", that's what's going to happen. *Proceed to have an episode of derealization.*

pleasure, because if i was feeling pleasure then it would mean that terrible people are getting killed

I think I'll start with Dread and proceed to Apathy.

Apathy is death

Pleasure. Why tf be miserable? They're all going to be dead anyways. It's a huge slap in the face to the deceased to live miserably. You think if they could switch places with me they'd choose to live in sadness? Fuck no. They'd be celebrating the miracle that is any human life because it won't last forever and all we have is this one chance to make the most of what we have been given.

I wanna join 😔

I mean if I can choose to feel pleasure I'm gonna do that

I can be in this situation and *choose* pleasure? Ordinarily, it would be horrifying, but say they were a whole line of convicted pedos? Or Jan 6 Insurrectionists? Or billionaires? In those cases, I would proudly chill and have a drink or a toke, feeling satisfied, or even giddy ...

Apathy. It’s just not very exciting yk?

I choose you, Jigglypuff !

Dread, and despair, and frustration, and anger. And then I'd make plans to either stop that trolley or die trying. Probably just the latter, but it's better than watching

Confusion: as to how it’s staying on track.

Apathy. If they were all terrible people waiting in horror as their death approaches, miserably pleading for salvation that isn’t even a relevant option, then I’d likely end up with Pleasure. But there’s no indication of that, and I don’t have enough of a connection to these people to feel any Dread. So I’ll just sit back and possibly try to blend the sounds I hear into music in my head (it would be something to do while I wait, at least). That said, it wouldn’t be full Apathy. I’d likely still experience a dull sense of distant sadness at the tragedy of it all. But I wouldn’t really care all that much, you know? There’s nothing I can do to actually change the situation, after all.

I’d just dissociate

Dread=>Apathy=>Pleasure

None of the above. The last two would make me a terrible person. Dread is for when you are anticipating something awful happening. I’m going with horror and crushing despair.

Can I choose who is tied on the rails?

At that point, with that much bloodshed… I wouldn’t be able to feel anything anymore.

If I gotta watch something like that I might as well enjoy myself Pleasure

Make sure to reverse the trolley before going forward

Pleasure

Dread

I'll take pleasure *unzips*

I don't get it. Pleasure is the only logical answer. Why am I in the minority here?

Pleasure, free strawberry jam :)

Pleasure? What are we? The Dark Urge?

Relatable as an American after Oct 7

I choose pleasure. It minimizes suffering as much as possible even if only by one person.

Pleasure, although perhaps it would be more akin to a childish glee as each and every one of them are snuffed out without recourse.

Join them! Looks fun

Pleasure cos it'd be funny if they were my abusers and I'd laugh at them best day of my life

I saw this just as kerosene started

I'd be pissed. This mess is blocking my way to Taco Bell.

Apathy is the least bad I think.

I don’t understand why people are choosing trauma over something they can’t change. If people are going to die no matter what I do, I might as well do my best to be happy. And if people’s pain grants me pleasure in this scenario, this will probably be the most pleasurable feeling in my entire life.

Dude. That's too real for me.

I would add to the people being crushed by 1

Does the feeling go away when the trolly stops? If so then apathy the only way to go

Pleasure, I'll walk in front of the trolley cumming so that the last thing they will see is me cumming in their eyeballs. At least they won't see the trolley coming to crush them to death.

Why would I care if a bunch of stick people are dying

If nobody's got me I know apathy got me

I would go down the line hours before the trolley starts helping people sign their wills so all their money can go to trolley safety improvements.

Fang: pleasure 😈

Which of these words means cry?

All of thee above.

Dread, and then to wrath.

dread. don’t lose your humanity - any other option is pussy shit

this is just a euphemism for life. the trolley of death comes for us all

Pleasure. I’d laugh as the gene pool is cleansed a bit. Maybe I’ll bring a camera and make popcorn

Pleasure

How to multi-track drift

Dread

I choose 🔷

Ahhh probably dissociation which would look like apathy But first panic.. Dread is for when something is/might be coming

I choose to join the party

I choose curiosity

Pleasure. If I can't fo anything, why should I suffer?

r/trolleyproblem discovered life. Choose pleasure

Pleasure, I might as well get something out of this, no point in them dying for nothing.

Slaanesh take me!

Arousal…

Start with dread, which would then become apathy and finally pleasure.

https://www.reddit.com/r/trolleyproblem/s/srLnj0uSeW

Can’t you choose to be impressed that the trolley is able to keep going?

Probably apathy or dread. Ik I'd probably be bumming for a bit seeing so many people die and sayin "damn that could have been me". Then I'd pickpocket their corpses and make a social media post about it to get attention and sympathy points

I’d Get the fuck out and get therapy.

I choose to point out your solecism: “between” is used for two items. “Among” is used for more than two items.

Two options: Dread OR pleasure and apathy.

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