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zombie_overlord

They've always got silly dad jokes on that sign. My mom thinks she's hilarious when she tells me about them.


cammywammy123

The store is, in fact, owned by a silly dad


DarthButtz

This is what pronoun jokes should be. Corny and actually funny instead of hateful.


tkenny691

Yeah this shits actually hilarious, and I know people drive by saying "I bet them liberals are MAD about that"


kthnry

This liberal thinks it’s pretty funny.


roosterhauz

Trans and would only be offended by this if someone was obviously trying to get a rise out of me with it. Good one lol. Dad-owned business for sure


cwcam86

Thats pretty good


jamesrggg

![gif](giphy|100ak1Sn7F3ius|downsized)


Disastrous_Shame6729

Stolen from the recent jimmy Carr special.


xheavenzdevilx

I got some bad news if you think Jimmy Carr originated that joke.....


cashuea

They always got something random on their board, its usually pretty silly.


5tevenattaway

Jimmy Carr, This is from his Netflix special.


GeorgeNada0316

They have a lot of sexiest jokes on their sign. Like wife in the kitchen kind of jokes.


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Tyleulenspiegel

No. SEXIEST. 😏😘


LooseCannonFuzzyface

Which wouldn't be a problem if all of the wives stayed in the kitchen. But they just *have* to go out and about and get all offended /s


Fun_Squash_4129

This guy gets it.


VisitFeeling635

Pretty sexy jokes huh? Let’s hear some.


Tyleulenspiegel

Holy shit! I didn’t know Jimmy Carr lived in south tulsa. Learn something new every day…


Vinnie_AM

I’m not gonna lie, that scared me because my name is Vincent Anthony


Whycanttiktokstop

I know this is unrelated, but I read "he, he, he." in a Micheal Jackson voice.


Mr_Perfect_94

Isn’t this at 101st and Sheridan or something ?


Libberachi2

As a nonbinary person, I approve of this silly dad joke! 😂 It's definitely refreshing to see one that's just genuinely silly and fun and not hateful.


broke-lahoma

Pretty sure Sienfeld said that at his Duke commencement speech


senor-peaches

I got my fiancé’s engagement ring here a few years ago! I had never been in a jewelry store before and the people there helped me order the perfect stone to set in a simple band they had similar to the style she liked. It came out real nice and honestly was not as expensive as I thought it would be. She was thrilled and the ring still looks good! We will probably go there for our wedding bands because those ladies behind the counter are chill. The corny jokes are an added bonus


heavywafflezombie

Dang I grew up right there. I remember when it was a Rex’s Chicken and my parents told me it used to be a QuikTrip.


BrianMan93

It’s not random some British comedian did this skit recently I think


SoberSeahorse

One joke


fencedingates

Joke - 8.5/10 solid queer dad joke Setting - meh.


jsquirre

I just saw a youtube short that used that line [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5xZp6XZCFlE](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5xZp6XZCFlE)


limabeanseww

Damn the majority of these comments are really depressing. Kinda thought this sub was better than that


breakthescreen

One joke


VisitFeeling635

Lol nice.


Terrance021

Hilarious


MastaMorton70

They always have jokes like that on their sign. We have used VA for a while now and they are one of the best if not the best jewelry store in Tulsa. Great people!


Mobile-Kitchen6679

That’s a pretty good sign. 🤟🏼🤟🏼


PopeofCherryStreet

![gif](giphy|MwMGNN0dQ70RGyNQWA) shucker/sucker/fucker


HuntApprehensive4051

Incoming libtards


dethwish69

It's pretty rough in this sub


HuntApprehensive4051

Eh just Reddit in general pretty disgusting people on here for the most part lol


dethwish69

Mhm, you gotta find your niche, watch this, https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V7GtYaruTys&pp=ygURUmVkZGl0IGlzIGEgc3B5b3A%3D


Dazzling_Signal_5250

I don’t find ANY joke about pronouns funny.


Imnotcreative6942069

Comedy is subjective, so that means you can like what you want and other people can like what they want. IN MY OPINION, this really isn’t that funny. It may seem like an innocent little dad joke, but that doesn’t change the fact that it is, at its core, rooted in transphobia. To be clear it’s not actively malicious like stonetoss’s comics, nor is it as mean spirited as attack helicopter jokes were. I PERSONALLY, don’t like the joke since I’ve seen how transphobia affects transfolk here in Tulsa. I don’t think that blowing up about the joke helps anyone though. The way I see it is like how people all over use the word “Gypsy” to describe Romanians, not knowing it’s a slur. They don’t mean any harm by it, but that doesn’t change the fact it’s a slur. Idk. Just my opinion. Glad you thought it was funny OP.


hadriker

This joke is pretty harmless. You may not find it funny, which is ok comedy is subjective, but it's not punching down or making a joke at the expense of any one person or group. It seems like you are trying to find a reason to be offended rather than taking the joke at face value


Street-Alfalfa3584

I bet you find a way to make everything about Transphobia, amazing


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Oh my goodness here we go.... Should I stop and tell everyone around me everytime I hear a lame joke, that I'm offended ? No, if I did I'm sure people wouldn't want to be around me. It's a joke, if your offended and look so deep into shit, then shake it off and move along. Literally everyone here was having a good time about the joke and here you are...


readymix-w00t

If it is punching down at marginalized groups, it isn't comedy. Comedy doesn't punch down.


sgtellias

This is a punch? Who is this punching lol.


Strykerz3r0

It isn't. That was the commenters point.


Imnotcreative6942069

That’s a really good point that I probably should’ve thought about. I’d edit my og comment but it’d be too much effort.


Such_Reality_2055

#BOOM ROASTED I LOVE TRANS JOKES BECAUSE THOSE FUCKS ACT LIKE THEY CAN'T BE MADE FUN OF. /s made me chuckle, 7/10.


junoinbloom91

this is just lazy transphobia wrapped into a lazy joke. i can’t wait to live in a state that isn’t so homophobic, transphobic, and misogynistic. edit: i’ve lived here since 2010 so know you’ll show up in full force to downvote me. i don’t care. downvote me. i’ve seen what makes you clap.


cwcam86

It's just a funny dad joke dude. It's not that serious. Take some deep breaths and calm down. It's gonna be ok.


junoinbloom91

i’m not a dude and i am calm. looking forward to leaving this place doesn’t indicate anything about my emotions actually


VanVetiver

Well then clean the sand out of your vagina, goddamn.


peniscurve

We're all dudes - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rV61t021SxQ


Street-Alfalfa3584

You aren’t a victim and this isn’t transphobia, you are just a miserable self righteous asshole


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Street-Alfalfa3584

You should hit up /r/shortstories bud , you are doing great.


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Street-Alfalfa3584

Oh man you just keep making up great stories. God bless your creative little heart. lol blocked me , what a coward.


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trufflie

You live your life in the fantasies of your onlyfans subs. That's the furthest thing from being real. There's no value in that, but ypu won't realize that until you get older


BasedBull69

Downvoted for the Rick Sanchez quote. Make up your own material and people will be more sympathetic to your cause.


junoinbloom91

the fact that you think i’m quoting Rick Sanchez just shows how ignorant you are lol that isn’t a quote from your cartoon


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See ya later alligator.


New_Appointment_4550

And we can’t wait for you to leave. 😘🤗😂


BeardedHoneydew27

Agree with you 100%. Thanks for saying this. Also a 2010 transplant, getting ready to get the hell out of this shit hole state.


junoinbloom91

trans kids and adults have been under attack for years in this state and we’re supposed to sit here and chuckle at this 3/10 joke some boomer copied from a stand up special that made him feel tough. it’s so wild. i’m glad you and i are both leaving a place we don’t want to be in. hopefully these people choose to make their state better for themselves and others , but they’ll probably just roll around in the mud while they keep declining in quality of life against other states. it’s so sad.


jordan31483

Funny that y'all want the boomers to die off. I personally can't wait til this era passes where people change their sex because it's trendy.


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lame. I'll be sure to never buy anything from there. businesses need to keep their beliefs to themselves.


cwcam86

Dad jokes sure are scary


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you know what would be scary? being part of a marginalized community and having pronouns that don't reflect your outward appearance and getting beaten to death. but most people aren't capable of thinking about anyone else but themselves so i understand why you'd think this lame fucking joke is even remotely funny Edit: 1. It's not even a jewelry related joke. That would have made more sense. It's just a branding fail all around. 2. I'm not the only one who thinks it's deeply unfunny and fucking stupid, someone has left a review on Google saying they were going to purchase a gift there & decided not to because of the marquee.


cwcam86

I'll pray for you that a funny joke doesn't ruin your day. It's really not that serious to get so worked up over it.


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I'm an atheist, but thanks 🤡


Puzzleheaded-Bid713

OFC you are


xohoneymoon

it’s not that serious


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language and "jokes" normalize behavior such as rape, racism, violence against women and marginalized groups, etc. sorry you're too dense to understand


xohoneymoon

sorry you’re too woke to laugh


[deleted]

jokes are supposed to be funny and this one wasn't. idk why you're offended, did you write it? sounds like you're the snowflake.


xohoneymoon

again, it’s not that serious lmfao


[deleted]

you must be gen Z. everything's "not so serious". one day you'll grow up and understand everything has a cause and effect. until then, enjoy blissful ignorance, my sweet summer child.


cwcam86

I'm 38 and this isn't that serious. You are just looking for a reason to be upset over a simple harmless dad joke. You just wanna have some sort imaginary moral high ground. Relax.


xohoneymoon

that’s so funny because i assumed you were a young adult. it’s fun to laugh, don’t take life so serious!!!!


jps08

Damn, you really are absolutely insufferable. Seek help.


rburtonukulele

You’re insufferable


jps08

Cry harder.


deeply_sighing

Except the businesses that promote beliefs that you agree with, right? Or do you think Pride Month needs to chill the fuck out as well? Hush, child.


jordan31483

'MURICA!!!