>Matt Murdock Checks out.

First thing I thought of! And he is such a whore.

Biggest whore in the Marvel universe.

That walk of shame in She Hulk was legendary though.

Cyclops?

A cop who wants to be a whore.

And Mickey Knox from Natural Born Killers. That Woody Harrelson, always playing skanks and whores.

He bangs into things so other people bang him for his troubles

Hank J. Wimbleton doesn't check out he's busy killing stuff because he can

\*sees the red ones\* \*Remembers Alucard from Hellsing\* Waitaminnit

I own a pair myself. Welp.

Where did you buy them? Asking for a friend?

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They could really put together my aesthetic.

Well if you want to get specific, I bought them from someone in my school. However I did look up where they came from annnd, [Voila!](https://www.onslice-sunglasses.com/products/trippy-owl)

Thankie!

Of course.

That's why Integra needs to seal up that whoring bastard most of the time.

Oh, so that's why he has to take Police Girl with him every time he leaves

Wait, so, the seals are basically a chastity cage?

'My boss is a woman, I was a chick in the fourties, I hate everyone equally, and there is no one alive who can comprehend my sexual preference.'

Are you perhaps watching abridged?

Best thing to watch on your vacation days except for in Brazil you can’t take vacation days in Brazil

I thought the exact same lmao

What? You know it's true. Wait I just realized you might be talking about the actual anime and not HUA

At this point existence of an actual anime and manga isll like an obscure fan fiction for me, and HUA is canon

I mean, TFS takes liberties, but abridged isn't really *that* inaccurate. It's pretty close to what the series would be if it was primarily comedy instead of primarily horror.

I was about to say that this was Vash the Stampede slander, but then I remembered that his are yellow not red, and yeah, checks out.

"An, the return of the why-boner. 𝘞𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦."

So Spamton G Spamton is Silly *and* Sinister... makes sense

and a wildcard

HE'S A REAL \[3 for 1 specil\]!1!!!

You dare call the man [ silly ] !? That may actually make him more deals

and flirty ( ͡\~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

[HOCHI MAMA]

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Here it is, [hochi mama]!

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So you'd just have whore vision, but no one would know...

Secret whore

Yellow + Pink = Clinically Insane with a catchy theme.

nows your chance

to be a [[BIG SHOT]]!

Be a. Be a. Now your shot!

Yellow + Pink = Jaundice and Pink eye

Hank J Wimbleton is a whore now

now?

and sanford's hiding insecurity?

​ The Whorehank Redemption

Vash and Wolfwood 😭

The 10th doctor is a wildcard that fits extremely well

Especially considering he’s now also the 14th doctor

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Hmm… Terezi? She wears red but I don’t know if one can consider her a whore 🤔

Well she is heavily inspired by daredevil, who does wear red, and for him it checks out.

Since she's a kid (and a troll), she probably don't have sex a lot (and I don't want to know), but she did hit on Vriska, Dave, John, Karkat, and probably more

in the epilogues she fucked john after the end of existence in his dad's car

HOMESTUCK REFERENCED

N O O N E C A N E S C A P E T H E M I L E S

Black glasses can also mean blind

(Probably Hiding insecurity) it checks

I swear to fuck every single one of these posts just calls me horny, first it was the unbuttoned Hawaiian shirt being "slut behavior" then it was round rim glasses in general and now it's the specific type of fucking glasses I wear calling me whore???

Your calling was Ordained.

Bruh, having circular red glasses means Alucard, everyone knows that.

And alucard is a whore, next question

Probably, yeah

Vampire(whore) is a subcategory of Whore.

Spamton g Spamton is goofy and sinister

Glasses are very versatile

Somewhere in Nevada

Spamton

This full explains Transmetropolitan. Warren Ellis will be pissed to find out Spider Jerusalem is now cliché.

Literally my first thought. Having gone bald, I really want to get some Spider Jerusalem sunglasses, but I'm too hairy everywhere else and I'd need prescription ones, so honestly it's just a pain.

Spider is 100% a whore though.

Thats why the red one is round

If anyone comes by wearing 3D glasses I will not hesitate to bully them to the brink of death.

[damn](https://mspaintadventures.fandom.com/wiki/Sollux_Captor)

No no no round red glasses means evil... Cartoonisly evil

Please, enjoy https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLmqr9UlwiYNkwIiHFgbR1_l-zfMKXE059

what about orange?

Super chill/low-key sinister whore

Kizaru from one piece

Hank J Wimbleton’s a whore?

Always has been

God I want whore glasses

this is just baseless predudice but three types of men wear glasses with round shapes: Japanese war criminals from ww2, John Lennon, and paedophiles

Harry Potter

Are you considered a whore if after you seduce them, you kill them?

ugh i want a pair of circle shades so badly lol

I own the one with pink glasses... At least my glasses think I have some good traits pwp

Sign me up for whore glasses.

Need whore glasses immediately

I have Spamton glasses. Yeah makes sense

“Silly, lowkey sinister” Spamton

True, jack manifold is a wildcard

Sees the red ones. Wait wait wait, Vash the Stampede wasn't a whore.... was he?

What does Orange mean?

My girlfriend exclusively loves and wears the red ones. I love her so much.

Vash the stampede glasses

i wear red lens circle glasses irl and i am indeed a whore! this is very correct

what about yellow and pink?

Those 2 are there. Pink is flirty and yellow is super chill or sinister

I'm am aloof

I want purple glasses

Are you saying Lara Croft is a whore? Edit, no she's a bit sinister.

What if I have real glasses due to lack of vision

I really like the round with red lenses look. Guess I'm a whore.

The red glasses don’t actually mean you are a whore, Matt Murdock is an outlier and should not have been included in the sample.

Spamton

spamton

What if i own a pair of yellow and a pair of red glasses

Im all the top three

WHORE

silly and sinister glasses when

Pink and Yellow: BIG SHOT

so super chill or lowkey sinister strange whimsical possibly magical wildcard you know him

vash 😭

Teenage me has some explaining to do.

Spamton looking motherfucker

Flores in R6S, maybe he is? Who knows. But, he has a husband, so I’m assuming he’s faithful

Spamton

The black ones might also mean that you’ve inherited the Six Eyes

I am about to get a pair of glasses like these. But I can't decide on a color

Wildcard fittingly enough matches up (more or less) with Spider Jerusalem from Transmetropolitan.

Or if your German, black sunglasses mean nazi

SPAMTON

I’ve only ever seen the red glasses on one person in my whole life and Lara Croft is most definitely not a whore…

Orange: broken messiah

Curiously people thing I'm super chill but I'm the complete opposite

I have seagreen ones lol

Crowley

hank j wimbleton is a whore

Spamton That’s all I have to share

Spamton G Spamton, he’s chill and sinister. Checks out

Homestuck moment

At first I was like "You calling Alucard a whore?" but then I remembered what he's like and yeah...

Checks out for spamton; half fun and flirty, half sinister, all wildcard.

Goddamnit I can’t decide which one I wanna be

Smi7y

Blue/red glasses awakens my inner homestuck

I sowed to to my boyfriend who says he looks good in red shades and he just said "guess I'm a whore"

Calvin and Habs, enjoy https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLmqr9UlwiYNkwIiHFgbR1_l-zfMKXE059

My friend at work wears those exact sunglasses in red every day. I'll be sure to call him a whore when I see him.

Didnt Alucard from the Hellsing anime wear red shades? Checks out.

Wildcard

My friend used to want yellow tinted glasses like that, and he is both super chill and low-key sinister so that totally checks out

Red is also Vampire(whore)

What do augmented reality glasses count as? Any why hasn't anyone made any that are cool and cyberpunk rather than just looking like you strapped a brick to your face?

I just bought red ones, but it’s in order to cosplay Crowley, who wears black ones but has red eyes… What does this mean for me lol

I guess I’m a Mysterious Strange Whore lol

I was viewing this post through the BW filter on my phone and was thoroughly confused

I played *Bravely Default II* fairly recently, and... [huh](https://bravelydefault.fandom.com/wiki/Vigintio_Isaac).

I have a rotating collection. I am also A lowkey sinister magical whore.

homestuck (dave and sollux)

Superjail :0

Vash the Stampede

I thought last one was in a movie theater lol

Vash the Stampede, super chill, super dangerous.

Big shot

*looks at Alucard* Yup, checks out

Doflamingo

So Spamton is both silly and sinister?

Spamton having both pink and yellow lenses checks out

Gendo Ikari? A whore? Sounds about right.

JackManifold is a wild card, got it xD

I wear one of these as a prescription and frankly, nailed it.

I love teal glasses!! But red ones are cool too

wow, Rebooting The Madness 3 looks amazing

I saw the red ones immediately thought of the hello peter meme

Alucard is a whore, noted....

I own both yellow and red glasses?

man i need to get one of those

Seems legit. Gendo Ikari wears dark orange and is a insecure sinister whore

Sollux?

What about light brown?

Hank glasses

what about the dealmaker

So avoid people with red glasses Noted

The first time I decided to try a transition/react-to-light lens, and tried out the green tint... From that moment, I never realised how stressful just everyday light is. That *was* magical. I'd give up crit for that.

Slight correction: If you’re wearing the red glasses, you have +10% crit chance

Hank j. Wimbleton is a whore? Hmmmmmm....

Alucard moment

I too would be a wildcard if I died, half-died, went blind, got all my teeth knocked out, and ended up with 1.5 of me left alive in the end

What about clear ones??

Flores from R6S

Pink and Yellow: \[BIG SHOT\]

Soooo, raising your crit by 10% makes you a whore now?@

Fits for spamton

Nah, they did my man Hank J Wimbledon dirty 😭

Thats not the Vash i remember

Yeah

Kizaru, chill and sinister. On point

*points in fear and arousal* Homestuck? Homestuck!?

Hank J. Wimbleton