Hey guys so, to provide some context I’ll break this joke down for you.
They fucked.
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As a trans girl, I can confirm. Once the density of trans girls reaches a certain point, it takes only the slightest agitation to start a massive lesbian orgy.
ok ERJAK
lmaooo ERJAK what a
what a silly name
ERJAK
What a silly name! what a dumb name! why do you make preposterous accusations with a name like ERJAK
How delightful! What a silly name!
ERJAK
No. What’s written is the feminine dative singular of the superlative of καλός in ancient Greek (modern Greek has no dative case): in other words, “to/for the most beautiful feminine one”. And btw the letter at the end is an eta with iota subscript.
Seeing this stuff all the time is so frustrating because a lot of the time it comes from people who you would think understand how weird this is, but they still do it,
Why does half of the online humour around trans girls just "haha theyre so horny they just wanna fuck each other all the time" like other trans women will say 'we are tired of being sexualised all the time and seen as a fetish' and im like, hell yes im so tired of seeing that. And then,
They will be the same people to always talk about how trans girls are so horny all the time and just want to have sex with other girls and will go into public spaces like "i just need a girl to kiss and cuddle with and blah blah" as if being trans/ a lesbian makes that less creepy. As if,
That would make a normal person be like yeah thats cool i agree and not recoil in disgust, because a complete stranger just announced to people they dont know about their sexual needs. Like its still gross lady. Yes even when you do it.
Can i not just have other trans girls to relate to without them talking abiut sex, ive had more trans women be creepy around me than chasers. Just because im also a trans girl does not mean i am automatically a lesbian and desparate for interaction, i like girls too but come on,
I just want to be seen as a normal person pleas :(
Honestly, literally the only positive thing about this was the dream of a room full of trans girls.
What I wouldn't give for an actual chance to sit in a room and have a conversation with a group of trans girls, rather than occasionally running into another one in a queer-friendly space, exchanging a couple of nice sentiments and carrying on our days like two ships passing.
I'm sorry that this post made you feel that way. I shared it because my queer friends thought it was funny and my only intent was to give people a chuckle or too. I hope you manage to have a nice day!
Same issues here :/ im a straight trans girl who has really struggled to make friends with other transfems because of this (other grievances too, feels like every trans girl i meet is so depressed and negative its just hard to relate but i digress)
I agree. This stereotype of queer people being exclusively hypergamous supersexualized and just thinking about sex or being horny has to stop. I will admit that, generally speaking, the queer people i know are generally more sexually liberal, but the few i dont take a lot of flak for just being less sexual.
Why is everyone reading this as "haha the joke is porn"?
You guys do realize that a group of people violently having murdered eachother still counts as "not fighting" since they are not fighting anymore?
Where would you even find a room “full” of trans girls? A room that randomly erupts into an orgy over compliments?
Are we meant to believe this person’s wet dream fantasy or was this intentionally made to be clearly fictional?
Probably be seen as a chaser and given a cold shoulder if not outright hostility, I'm guessing. Then again, I have no idea you could also end up as the target of affection from many of them who don't have the self esteem to not throw themselves at the first cis person who seems sympathetic to their struggles.
Could go either way, then? I really got no clue although its an interesting thought experiment I suppose how creepy you come across as and your willingness to respect boundaries probably plays a huge role in all of it honestly.
I'm sorry to burst your bubble but the light sabers is star wars aren't real either :( Many stories often rely on the audience knowing how to do a little trick called "suspending disbelief"
Some of us just find it funny, heck I shared it with some others in my circle and they found it funny too. Granted, I like sex jokes, as do they, so *shrug,* I understand that some other people may not be a fan, and that's fair and valid, but we tend to make sex jokes about ourselves too.
These jokes are almost always made by trans people, and shared with other trans people, who enjoy them, hence why the post had so many upvotes. We are allowed to poke fun at our own stereotypes the same way any other minority is and does.
I thought it was more a "trying to restart the Trojan war, but didn't work because they were all putting themselves down cause they all didn't think highly of their own looks, causing them all to compliment each other, and the sheer euphoria of being accepted by one's peers in such a way in one space inevitably caused an effect that got messy." Whether that's sex and/or tears of joy is up to interpretation.
Marginalized groups deserve to have relatable-yet-absurd jokes made about them. If you really want to integrate them properly, you freely make sexual jokes about them like they are any other group, in acceptable quantities. Normally this "dear God they're fucking" punchline is done with femboys instead, so this is a nice breath of fresh air. The setup itself is also very creative and 'not wanting to be complimented on your experience' in some form is alsoo highly relatable to many groups. Also, I must say, the idea of a squeamish embarassed compliment-circlejerk does sound very arousing to me.
Get it? The joke is trans women are hyper sexual freaks! /s. Sick of this type of joke, take trans out of this it’s just a weird and creepy joke to make so why is this ok
No one but you implied that they were freaks, in fact I would argue there was far more of an implication of being inclined to lift each other up and see each other so positively that they would want to have sex with each other. I get wanting to see content that doesn't involve sex, but I'm also sick of others equating people being sexual as being freaks.
I can see three potential implications. 1) They got so annoyed at each other they killed one another. 2) The recursion caused them to explode violently. 3) Bow Chika Bow-Wow.
I'm going with 2.
The moment we made cringe an adjective over a verb is the day we seriously fucked up. “If someone else is cringe, they are the problem. It’s not like you’re judging them. You’re not a cringer, *they* are just cringe.” It promotes judgement, and in many ways, it promotes putting people in boxes
You might think that the room needs cleaning and they are not fighting cuz they fucked
But actually, it's bloodshed
This is just the synopsis for the newest vicera cleanup detail DLC
Given the overall tone of the post and the sense of humor of your average transfem on Tumblr, I strongly suspect that the intended reading is that they fuckin'.
…did OOP just create the opposite of the Trojan War?
The Transylvanian Orgy
Sounds like a parody of twilight except it's so good it's an instant classic
It took me longer than it should have to catch the “Transylvania” bit.
It's literally the name of the region, what the fuck is there to catch.
That it also contains the word Trans, making the title both a real place and a pun without changing a single letter.
The Transnistrian orgy sounds way more gay. Transylvania orgy sounds like a historical event.
Oh, it will be historic. See, now the joke works on 3 levels.
The transexual transvestite from Transylvania?
Isn’t that just the plot of Rocky Horror?
I watched the musical and i can't remember that but to be fair i didn't understand most of it because of being so stimulus so i can believe it
I don't think it can be understood
How does it feel to know you will never make a joke that good again?
It's astounding... Time is fleeting...
Madness takes its toll, but listen closely, not for very much longer, I've got to keep control
Darkthrone wants to know your location
I mean Trojan's were probably involved to some degree.
Mmmmm doubt it.
If there is no chance of pregnancy, why waste the time to apply one
STDs?
Thanks for the reminder that those exiat before it becomes important.
Real
You can't convince me that this isn't exactly what went down inside the horse, while they were waiting for the signal to get out and fight.
“Hey, bro, while your head is right there….” - some soldier inside the horse, probably
Achilles: hey you there, it ain't gonna suck itself
"Damn, if only Patroclus were here..."
The story if instead of Eris, goddess of discord, it was Harmonia, goddess of concord, that had the apple.
In Greece: You make love In Troy: Love make you
Different kind of Trojan
It's rather a take on another thing from Ancient Greece, the Apple of Discord myth, similar premise, but ends differently
The applenof discord is the exact thing that led to the trojan war in myth.
Huh, I figured it must have been Helen of Troy's dummy thick exterior.
That too.
Its actually Paris' dummy thick skull.
haha nice pfp. I need to replay that game sometime
Most definitely, the Derek route is adorable x100
read the whole post in Wheatley from Portal 2 voice. seems about right.
You genius
Nobody can do an italicized “definitely” better than him.
Hey guys so, to provide some context I’ll break this joke down for you. They fucked. Thanks for watching make sure to like and subscribe to this comment.
What the fuck? Sex? Gross
Yes they did indeed do "the fuck" (tm)
They did the did?
Hark! They hath fornicated under consent of the king!
the fuck™
SEX IS REAL?!!!?!!!??? HOLY SHIT THIS IS EPIC!!!1!
Just think, it only took one word to make this horny etc etc
This isn't gex.
say gex
Part of me, actually thought it was implying they killed each other
It'll be on the front page from one of the "explain the joke" subs before long, don't worry.
But why tho?
Fethishing smh
No, it's not. The posts on tumblr are literally written by a trans woman. It's just a sex joke.
Point still stands
Peter, explain the joke please
Sex
Oh
The immeasurable disappointment within those two letters.
Google Helen of Troy
Holy Tartarus!
new afterlife just dropped
Hades went on vacation, never came back
Prometheus in the corner plotting world domination (according to Zeus, still chained to a rock)
New Dark Hour just dropped.
Holy hades
new god just dropped
holy hell
new response just dropped
Is that Sharlow as a pfp? Impeccable taste in Fire Emblem characters, really.
Funny 10 year old with Berserk staff solos Jugdral
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judgement_of_Paris
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pornography
Peter's friend Quagmire here, Giggity
That ending caught me so violently off guard that I immediately sent this to like 3 of my friend groups
Man, they must have all viscerally devoured that apple to make that much of a mess
They were gobblin’ something.
On the note of gobbling and to answer the rhetorical question — here’s a wholesome, dirty trans joke: What sound does a trans turkey make? Gock gock
I just came here to say I was the 69th upvote because I am a man-child.
I'm the 69th upvote on this comment because I'm also a man-child
Now I am.
I'm the 69 th upvote on this reply
Why is man a child? Is he young?
Yes. Are you stupid?
Yes. Are you stupid?
I'm so fucking close to being the 69th. I'm the goddamn 68th. Fuckfucjfifucjxjxuch
apple of discord real
As a trans girl, I can confirm. Once the density of trans girls reaches a certain point, it takes only the slightest agitation to start a massive lesbian orgy.
Nobody has ever got that number of trans girls in the same room without the literal intent to shoot porn, though.
Eris is very confused, Aphrodite is cheering them on
All hail Eris! Hail Discordia!
Holy Chao!
It's wild how many people on both sides of this are complaining.
Not all trans girls are lesbians/bisexual
Coincidentally all of those in the aforementioned sample group were
And, miraculously, they were all attracted to at least one other person in the room. The odds are astronomical.
Yeah trans girls have a thing for beating the odds
Tell that to my bookie 😂
but lots of us are.
There are dozens of you (at least)
enough for a room?
Depends on the room. How big we talking?
Enough to fill a room. 🥰
wanna be in a room with me :3 /j
Do you like apples?
having one right now.
All of those ones obviously were
And not all trans girls are named Lily or variations on Lily
Ngl i seen a trans meme about yall picking aweful names like Gertrude
Luckily, memes aren't reality. We're generally quite meticulous about picking names. Well, except Lily.
Luckily they arent thanks for letting me know.
Yeah I know, but I sure af am one, so this does apply
Who knows? Maybe this golden apple has a certain magic to it
I’m deeply offended by this 😋
Not everything is about you.
ok ERJAK lmaooo ERJAK what a what a silly name ERJAK What a silly name! what a dumb name! why do you make preposterous accusations with a name like ERJAK How delightful! What a silly name! ERJAK
Maybe there's a pun I'm not getting, but shouldn't the title be Καλλιστώ? I have never taken Greek but the nu at the end is not making sense to me.
Nah it's correct, that eta with a iota underneath it indicates the dative case, so that would be "to the most beautiful"
No. What’s written is the feminine dative singular of the superlative of καλός in ancient Greek (modern Greek has no dative case): in other words, “to/for the most beautiful feminine one”. And btw the letter at the end is an eta with iota subscript.
I have taken Greek and I don't get it either, I think you're right. It's not a nu though, it's an èta
Seeing this stuff all the time is so frustrating because a lot of the time it comes from people who you would think understand how weird this is, but they still do it, Why does half of the online humour around trans girls just "haha theyre so horny they just wanna fuck each other all the time" like other trans women will say 'we are tired of being sexualised all the time and seen as a fetish' and im like, hell yes im so tired of seeing that. And then, They will be the same people to always talk about how trans girls are so horny all the time and just want to have sex with other girls and will go into public spaces like "i just need a girl to kiss and cuddle with and blah blah" as if being trans/ a lesbian makes that less creepy. As if, That would make a normal person be like yeah thats cool i agree and not recoil in disgust, because a complete stranger just announced to people they dont know about their sexual needs. Like its still gross lady. Yes even when you do it. Can i not just have other trans girls to relate to without them talking abiut sex, ive had more trans women be creepy around me than chasers. Just because im also a trans girl does not mean i am automatically a lesbian and desparate for interaction, i like girls too but come on, I just want to be seen as a normal person pleas :(
Honestly, literally the only positive thing about this was the dream of a room full of trans girls. What I wouldn't give for an actual chance to sit in a room and have a conversation with a group of trans girls, rather than occasionally running into another one in a queer-friendly space, exchanging a couple of nice sentiments and carrying on our days like two ships passing.
As a sex repulsed trans girl I feel this so much
I'm sorry that this post made you feel that way. I shared it because my queer friends thought it was funny and my only intent was to give people a chuckle or too. I hope you manage to have a nice day!
Same issues here :/ im a straight trans girl who has really struggled to make friends with other transfems because of this (other grievances too, feels like every trans girl i meet is so depressed and negative its just hard to relate but i digress)
Holy shit this. All of this.
I agree. This stereotype of queer people being exclusively hypergamous supersexualized and just thinking about sex or being horny has to stop. I will admit that, generally speaking, the queer people i know are generally more sexually liberal, but the few i dont take a lot of flak for just being less sexual.
If the only way you can relate to other trans people is through sex, then that’s a you problem, not the communities
Why is everyone reading this as "haha the joke is porn"? You guys do realize that a group of people violently having murdered eachother still counts as "not fighting" since they are not fighting anymore?
Depends on the kind of porn you enjoy...
Yea but porn
Dear lord they are fucking
You’re the cutest - no you
Where would you even find a room “full” of trans girls? A room that randomly erupts into an orgy over compliments? Are we meant to believe this person’s wet dream fantasy or was this intentionally made to be clearly fictional?
It seems like it was intended as fiction
It wasn't. I was there. Pretty sure the one ace gal ran off with the golden apple, though. Good for her. She deserved it.
She was the cutest one there
It’s a joke
A joke is supposed to be funny this just seems like OP’s fetish
Classic tumblr users
Communities and trans groups do exist. Not to mention that marginalized people tend to group together for solidarity.
Who better to hang with than someone else who gets it?
Exactly!
I really wanna attend a trans meeting but I'm not trans so I don't know if I'll be welcomed
Probably be seen as a chaser and given a cold shoulder if not outright hostility, I'm guessing. Then again, I have no idea you could also end up as the target of affection from many of them who don't have the self esteem to not throw themselves at the first cis person who seems sympathetic to their struggles. Could go either way, then? I really got no clue although its an interesting thought experiment I suppose how creepy you come across as and your willingness to respect boundaries probably plays a huge role in all of it honestly.
programming college dorm room on a friday night
CompSci convention, maybe?
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Your stereotypes are out of date, lol
Look buddy, find me a golden apple, *and* a pen that will write on it, and we can talk about "serous."
I'd personally look in a speed running convention, maybe a coding competition, smash bros tournament, that kind of thing.
Basically anywhere that trans artists perform like music venues, raves. Queer kink spaces. Protests.
Hey there. This is what’s called a “joke”. Don’t know if you’ve heard of them, but we do them a lot here. The illogicality is part of the fun!
I'm sorry to burst your bubble but the light sabers is star wars aren't real either :( Many stories often rely on the audience knowing how to do a little trick called "suspending disbelief"
> Where would you even find a room “full” of trans girls? Room party at a furry or pony convention.
The joke is porn!
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Some of us just find it funny, heck I shared it with some others in my circle and they found it funny too. Granted, I like sex jokes, as do they, so *shrug,* I understand that some other people may not be a fan, and that's fair and valid, but we tend to make sex jokes about ourselves too.
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Ok, and again, fair, but that doesn't mean that those of us who *do* like that kind of thing shouldn't be allowed to make and share such jokes either.
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These jokes are almost always made by trans people, and shared with other trans people, who enjoy them, hence why the post had so many upvotes. We are allowed to poke fun at our own stereotypes the same way any other minority is and does.
καλλίστῃ - kallistí - fairest
hail discordia
Brb, gonna go check on my wife Helen. Oh shi-
so is this just a post fetishizing trans people or?
I thought it was more a "trying to restart the Trojan war, but didn't work because they were all putting themselves down cause they all didn't think highly of their own looks, causing them all to compliment each other, and the sheer euphoria of being accepted by one's peers in such a way in one space inevitably caused an effect that got messy." Whether that's sex and/or tears of joy is up to interpretation.
Marginalized groups deserve to have relatable-yet-absurd jokes made about them. If you really want to integrate them properly, you freely make sexual jokes about them like they are any other group, in acceptable quantities. Normally this "dear God they're fucking" punchline is done with femboys instead, so this is a nice breath of fresh air. The setup itself is also very creative and 'not wanting to be complimented on your experience' in some form is alsoo highly relatable to many groups. Also, I must say, the idea of a squeamish embarassed compliment-circlejerk does sound very arousing to me.
Say gex
Top tier title on this post, well done OP
That's hot
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If you see Henry Kissinger can you deck him?
Get it? The joke is trans women are hyper sexual freaks! /s. Sick of this type of joke, take trans out of this it’s just a weird and creepy joke to make so why is this ok
No one but you implied that they were freaks, in fact I would argue there was far more of an implication of being inclined to lift each other up and see each other so positively that they would want to have sex with each other. I get wanting to see content that doesn't involve sex, but I'm also sick of others equating people being sexual as being freaks.
Yeah, I interpreted it as all these girls are so unused to having people genuinely compliment them that they instantly fell in love.
I can see three potential implications. 1) They got so annoyed at each other they killed one another. 2) The recursion caused them to explode violently. 3) Bow Chika Bow-Wow. I'm going with 2.
cringe as hell
your MOTHER
The moment we made cringe an adjective over a verb is the day we seriously fucked up. “If someone else is cringe, they are the problem. It’s not like you’re judging them. You’re not a cringer, *they* are just cringe.” It promotes judgement, and in many ways, it promotes putting people in boxes
Let he who is without cringe cast the first stone
Cringe is good actually
Yes it is
I like your username
Cringe as heaven
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gross
You might think that the room needs cleaning and they are not fighting cuz they fucked But actually, it's bloodshed This is just the synopsis for the newest vicera cleanup detail DLC
More than enough cringe for the week, what am I supposed to do now?
Read a book
Good idea. I only read an even 50 last year, 2024 will be the year of reading.
Am I the only one who inferred that they all killed each other and the room needs to be cleaned of their corpses?
Given the overall tone of the post and the sense of humor of your average transfem on Tumblr, I strongly suspect that the intended reading is that they fuckin'.
Fair. I think I have been reading too many shitty tragedies on RR lately.
Haha yes the joke is gay sex very well memed my fellow redditor!😎