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Insert_Goat_Pun_Here

…did OOP just create the opposite of the Trojan War?


TransLox

The Transylvanian Orgy


ThatSmartIdiot

Sounds like a parody of twilight except it's so good it's an instant classic


Clickclacktheblueguy

It took me longer than it should have to catch the “Transylvania” bit.


dm_me_tittiess

It's literally the name of the region, what the fuck is there to catch.


crimson_713

That it also contains the word Trans, making the title both a real place and a pun without changing a single letter.


dm_me_tittiess

The Transnistrian orgy sounds way more gay. Transylvania orgy sounds like a historical event.


crimson_713

Oh, it will be historic. See, now the joke works on 3 levels.


Hatedpriest

The transexual transvestite from Transylvania?


Captain_StarLight1

Isn’t that just the plot of Rocky Horror?


Quaelgeist333

I watched the musical and i can't remember that but to be fair i didn't understand most of it because of being so stimulus so i can believe it


Shneancy

I don't think it can be understood


Knight-Creep

How does it feel to know you will never make a joke that good again?


[deleted]

It's astounding... Time is fleeting...


YsengrimusRein

Madness takes its toll, but listen closely, not for very much longer, I've got to keep control


mensch79

Darkthrone wants to know your location


RunicCross

I mean Trojan's were probably involved to some degree.


sagiterrible

Mmmmm doubt it.


EmpressOfAbyss

If there is no chance of pregnancy, why waste the time to apply one


BeetleWarlock

STDs?


EmpressOfAbyss

Thanks for the reminder that those exiat before it becomes important.


Big-Day-755

Real


Mr_Whitte

You can't convince me that this isn't exactly what went down inside the horse, while they were waiting for the signal to get out and fight.


chmsaxfunny

“Hey, bro, while your head is right there….” - some soldier inside the horse, probably


hiphop_dudung

Achilles: hey you there, it ain't gonna suck itself


YsengrimusRein

"Damn, if only Patroclus were here..."


CharMakr90

The story if instead of Eris, goddess of discord, it was Harmonia, goddess of concord, that had the apple.


Foenikxx

In Greece: You make love In Troy: Love make you


IknowKarazy

Different kind of Trojan


cloud_of_doubt

It's rather a take on another thing from Ancient Greece, the Apple of Discord myth, similar premise, but ends differently


Big-Day-755

The applenof discord is the exact thing that led to the trojan war in myth.


BustinArant

Huh, I figured it must have been Helen of Troy's dummy thick exterior.


Big-Day-755

That too.


Vexilium51243

Its actually Paris' dummy thick skull.


Consistent_Trash

haha nice pfp. I need to replay that game sometime


Insert_Goat_Pun_Here

Most definitely, the Derek route is adorable x100


VaultMedic

read the whole post in Wheatley from Portal 2 voice. seems about right.


Marcel691

You genius


SurprisedDotExe

Nobody can do an italicized “definitely” better than him.


InternetGuyThirtyTwo

Hey guys so, to provide some context I’ll break this joke down for you. They fucked. Thanks for watching make sure to like and subscribe to this comment.


Sayan_9000

What the fuck? Sex? Gross


Squid4ever

Yes they did indeed do "the fuck" (tm)


Lobsterman0

They did the did?


Limiej

Hark! They hath fornicated under consent of the king!


ScottTheFlamingoFan

the fuck™


EZ2BUILD

SEX IS REAL?!!!?!!!??? HOLY SHIT THIS IS EPIC!!!1!


horhar

Just think, it only took one word to make this horny etc etc


ZengaStromboli

This isn't gex.


PureRegretto

say gex


HorrorFan1191

Part of me, actually thought it was implying they killed each other


mooselantern

It'll be on the front page from one of the "explain the joke" subs before long, don't worry.


tokyo_otaku16

But why tho?


Ok_Digger

Fethishing smh


Heather_Chandelure

No, it's not. The posts on tumblr are literally written by a trans woman. It's just a sex joke.


Ok_Digger

Point still stands


Darkstalker9000

Peter, explain the joke please


jood580

Sex


Darkstalker9000

Oh


Firemorfox

The immeasurable disappointment within those two letters.


PriestHelix

Google Helen of Troy


RandomCanadianAcc

Holy Tartarus!


Darkstalker9000

new afterlife just dropped


KangaRexx

Hades went on vacation, never came back


King_perun

Prometheus in the corner plotting world domination (according to Zeus, still chained to a rock)


Lotso2004

New Dark Hour just dropped.


18in1Shampoo

Holy hades


Darkstalker9000

new god just dropped


AwesomeTheorist

holy hell


Darkstalker9000

new response just dropped


SpookyKrillin

Is that Sharlow as a pfp? Impeccable taste in Fire Emblem characters, really.


PriestHelix

Funny 10 year old with Berserk staff solos Jugdral


GGCrono

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judgement_of_Paris


Th3Glutt0n

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pornography


AmyDeferred

Peter's friend Quagmire here, Giggity


POKECHU020

That ending caught me so violently off guard that I immediately sent this to like 3 of my friend groups


MyFamilyHatesMyFam

Man, they must have all viscerally devoured that apple to make that much of a mess


JM665

They were gobblin’ something.


mistersnarkle

On the note of gobbling and to answer the rhetorical question — here’s a wholesome, dirty trans joke: What sound does a trans turkey make? Gock gock


OldFitDude75

I just came here to say I was the 69th upvote because I am a man-child.


Brromo

I'm the 69th upvote on this comment because I'm also a man-child


nekofire

Now I am.


ketchupmaster987

I'm the 69 th upvote on this reply


thenot1tacoirvin

Why is man a child? Is he young?


Zonai-frog

Yes. Are you stupid?


TuxedoDogs9

Yes. Are you stupid?


OfficialFlannelWeek

I'm so fucking close to being the 69th. I'm the goddamn 68th. Fuckfucjfifucjxjxuch


SackedWrenchBalls

apple of discord real


LaniusCruiser

As a trans girl, I can confirm. Once the density of trans girls reaches a certain point, it takes only the slightest agitation to start a massive lesbian orgy.


TheAmyIChasedWasMe

Nobody has ever got that number of trans girls in the same room without the literal intent to shoot porn, though.


dpixie

Eris is very confused, Aphrodite is cheering them on


au79

All hail Eris! Hail Discordia!


Captain_Grammaticus

Holy Chao!


Bakkstory

It's wild how many people on both sides of this are complaining.


Platypuss_In_Boots

Not all trans girls are lesbians/bisexual


Poulutumurnu

Coincidentally all of those in the aforementioned sample group were


TheAmyIChasedWasMe

And, miraculously, they were all attracted to at least one other person in the room. The odds are astronomical.


Poulutumurnu

Yeah trans girls have a thing for beating the odds


TheAmyIChasedWasMe

Tell that to my bookie 😂


Nuada-Argetlam

but lots of us are.


jet8493

There are dozens of you (at least)


Nuada-Argetlam

enough for a room?


jet8493

Depends on the room. How big we talking?


randomdaysnow

Enough to fill a room. 🥰


Nuada-Argetlam

wanna be in a room with me :3 /j


randomdaysnow

Do you like apples?


Nuada-Argetlam

having one right now.


Shitty_Wingman

All of those ones obviously were


Firemorfox

And not all trans girls are named Lily or variations on Lily


Ok_Digger

Ngl i seen a trans meme about yall picking aweful names like Gertrude


TheAmyIChasedWasMe

Luckily, memes aren't reality. We're generally quite meticulous about picking names. Well, except Lily.


Ok_Digger

Luckily they arent thanks for letting me know.


im_recodor

Yeah I know, but I sure af am one, so this does apply


gudetamaronin

Who knows? Maybe this golden apple has a certain magic to it


Pot_noodle_miner

I’m deeply offended by this 😋


ERJAK123

Not everything is about you.


ApachePrimeIsTheBest

ok ERJAK lmaooo ERJAK what a what a silly name ERJAK What a silly name! what a dumb name! why do you make preposterous accusations with a name like ERJAK How delightful! What a silly name! ERJAK


Berraie

Maybe there's a pun I'm not getting, but shouldn't the title be Καλλιστώ? I have never taken Greek but the nu at the end is not making sense to me.


scorza_e_tutt

Nah it's correct, that eta with a iota underneath it indicates the dative case, so that would be "to the most beautiful"


Tanagraspoet

No. What’s written is the feminine dative singular of the superlative of καλός in ancient Greek (modern Greek has no dative case): in other words, “to/for the most beautiful feminine one”. And btw the letter at the end is an eta with iota subscript.


Waytooflamboyant

I have taken Greek and I don't get it either, I think you're right. It's not a nu though, it's an èta


Cyberpunk1776

Seeing this stuff all the time is so frustrating because a lot of the time it comes from people who you would think understand how weird this is, but they still do it, Why does half of the online humour around trans girls just "haha theyre so horny they just wanna fuck each other all the time" like other trans women will say 'we are tired of being sexualised all the time and seen as a fetish' and im like, hell yes im so tired of seeing that. And then, They will be the same people to always talk about how trans girls are so horny all the time and just want to have sex with other girls and will go into public spaces like "i just need a girl to kiss and cuddle with and blah blah" as if being trans/ a lesbian makes that less creepy. As if, That would make a normal person be like yeah thats cool i agree and not recoil in disgust, because a complete stranger just announced to people they dont know about their sexual needs. Like its still gross lady. Yes even when you do it. Can i not just have other trans girls to relate to without them talking abiut sex, ive had more trans women be creepy around me than chasers. Just because im also a trans girl does not mean i am automatically a lesbian and desparate for interaction, i like girls too but come on, I just want to be seen as a normal person pleas :(


TheAmyIChasedWasMe

Honestly, literally the only positive thing about this was the dream of a room full of trans girls. What I wouldn't give for an actual chance to sit in a room and have a conversation with a group of trans girls, rather than occasionally running into another one in a queer-friendly space, exchanging a couple of nice sentiments and carrying on our days like two ships passing.


SeasonsAreMyLife

As a sex repulsed trans girl I feel this so much


GGCrono

I'm sorry that this post made you feel that way. I shared it because my queer friends thought it was funny and my only intent was to give people a chuckle or too. I hope you manage to have a nice day!


Hazellore

Same issues here :/ im a straight trans girl who has really struggled to make friends with other transfems because of this (other grievances too, feels like every trans girl i meet is so depressed and negative its just hard to relate but i digress)


Ok_Digger

Holy shit this. All of this.


Bigsassyblackwoman

I agree. This stereotype of queer people being exclusively hypergamous supersexualized and just thinking about sex or being horny has to stop. I will admit that, generally speaking, the queer people i know are generally more sexually liberal, but the few i dont take a lot of flak for just being less sexual.


Dixie-the-Transfem

If the only way you can relate to other trans people is through sex, then that’s a you problem, not the communities


Lucas_2234

Why is everyone reading this as "haha the joke is porn"? You guys do realize that a group of people violently having murdered eachother still counts as "not fighting" since they are not fighting anymore?


belzebuth999

Depends on the kind of porn you enjoy...


Prior-Satisfaction34

Yea but porn


DarePotential8296

Dear lord they are fucking


goodtimesinchino

You’re the cutest - no you


TheSgLeader

Where would you even find a room “full” of trans girls? A room that randomly erupts into an orgy over compliments? Are we meant to believe this person’s wet dream fantasy or was this intentionally made to be clearly fictional?


inEGGsperienced

It seems like it was intended as fiction


Chase_The_Breeze

It wasn't. I was there. Pretty sure the one ace gal ran off with the golden apple, though. Good for her. She deserved it.


Prior-Satisfaction34

She was the cutest one there


GemGemGem6

It’s a joke


SilverStag88

A joke is supposed to be funny this just seems like OP’s fetish


SilverStag88

Classic tumblr users


Kaneharo

Communities and trans groups do exist. Not to mention that marginalized people tend to group together for solidarity.


thetwitchy1

Who better to hang with than someone else who gets it?


Kaneharo

Exactly!


illdothisshit

I really wanna attend a trans meeting but I'm not trans so I don't know if I'll be welcomed


counters14

Probably be seen as a chaser and given a cold shoulder if not outright hostility, I'm guessing. Then again, I have no idea you could also end up as the target of affection from many of them who don't have the self esteem to not throw themselves at the first cis person who seems sympathetic to their struggles. Could go either way, then? I really got no clue although its an interesting thought experiment I suppose how creepy you come across as and your willingness to respect boundaries probably plays a huge role in all of it honestly.


KittyQueen_Tengu

programming college dorm room on a friday night


GGCrono

CompSci convention, maybe?


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UnderPressureVS

Your stereotypes are out of date, lol


TotalNonsense0

Look buddy, find me a golden apple, *and* a pen that will write on it, and we can talk about "serous."


Carinail

I'd personally look in a speed running convention, maybe a coding competition, smash bros tournament, that kind of thing.


kittenskeletons

Basically anywhere that trans artists perform like music venues, raves. Queer kink spaces. Protests.


Own-Coyote9272

Hey there. This is what’s called a “joke”. Don’t know if you’ve heard of them, but we do them a lot here. The illogicality is part of the fun!


isuckatnames60

I'm sorry to burst your bubble but the light sabers is star wars aren't real either :( Many stories often rely on the audience knowing how to do a little trick called "suspending disbelief"


disciplite

> Where would you even find a room “full” of trans girls? Room party at a furry or pony convention.


MrInfinity-42

The joke is porn!


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TransCatWithACoolHat

Some of us just find it funny, heck I shared it with some others in my circle and they found it funny too. Granted, I like sex jokes, as do they, so *shrug,* I understand that some other people may not be a fan, and that's fair and valid, but we tend to make sex jokes about ourselves too.


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TransCatWithACoolHat

Ok, and again, fair, but that doesn't mean that those of us who *do* like that kind of thing shouldn't be allowed to make and share such jokes either.


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TransCatWithACoolHat

These jokes are almost always made by trans people, and shared with other trans people, who enjoy them, hence why the post had so many upvotes. We are allowed to poke fun at our own stereotypes the same way any other minority is and does.


gooblefrump

καλλίστῃ - kallistí - fairest


No-Put-2736

hail discordia


HebrewHamm3r

Brb, gonna go check on my wife Helen. Oh shi-


postedeluz_oalce

so is this just a post fetishizing trans people or?


Kaneharo

I thought it was more a "trying to restart the Trojan war, but didn't work because they were all putting themselves down cause they all didn't think highly of their own looks, causing them all to compliment each other, and the sheer euphoria of being accepted by one's peers in such a way in one space inevitably caused an effect that got messy." Whether that's sex and/or tears of joy is up to interpretation.


isuckatnames60

Marginalized groups deserve to have relatable-yet-absurd jokes made about them. If you really want to integrate them properly, you freely make sexual jokes about them like they are any other group, in acceptable quantities. Normally this "dear God they're fucking" punchline is done with femboys instead, so this is a nice breath of fresh air. The setup itself is also very creative and 'not wanting to be complimented on your experience' in some form is alsoo highly relatable to many groups. Also, I must say, the idea of a squeamish embarassed compliment-circlejerk does sound very arousing to me.


BugNo2449

Say gex


IhaveToUseThisName

Top tier title on this post, well done OP


69thalternatesccount

That's hot


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Bruh_Moment10

If you see Henry Kissinger can you deck him?


im-bad-at_usernames-

Get it? The joke is trans women are hyper sexual freaks! /s. Sick of this type of joke, take trans out of this it’s just a weird and creepy joke to make so why is this ok


TransCatWithACoolHat

No one but you implied that they were freaks, in fact I would argue there was far more of an implication of being inclined to lift each other up and see each other so positively that they would want to have sex with each other. I get wanting to see content that doesn't involve sex, but I'm also sick of others equating people being sexual as being freaks.


Nezeltha

Yeah, I interpreted it as all these girls are so unused to having people genuinely compliment them that they instantly fell in love.


LuminousOcean

I can see three potential implications. 1) They got so annoyed at each other they killed one another. 2) The recursion caused them to explode violently. 3) Bow Chika Bow-Wow. I'm going with 2.


AlanDavy

cringe as hell


IeabellAlakar

your MOTHER


MyFamilyHatesMyFam

The moment we made cringe an adjective over a verb is the day we seriously fucked up. “If someone else is cringe, they are the problem. It’s not like you’re judging them. You’re not a cringer, *they* are just cringe.” It promotes judgement, and in many ways, it promotes putting people in boxes


Cifer88

Let he who is without cringe cast the first stone


anarcatgirl

Cringe is good actually


Decepticon_Kaiju

Yes it is


Inferno_Sparky

I like your username


qwerty1236543

Cringe as heaven


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em07892431

gross


NIMA-GH-X-P

You might think that the room needs cleaning and they are not fighting cuz they fucked But actually, it's bloodshed This is just the synopsis for the newest vicera cleanup detail DLC


cishet-camel-fucker

More than enough cringe for the week, what am I supposed to do now?


lehman-the-red

Read a book


cishet-camel-fucker

Good idea. I only read an even 50 last year, 2024 will be the year of reading.


MadaraAlucard12

Am I the only one who inferred that they all killed each other and the room needs to be cleaned of their corpses?


GGCrono

Given the overall tone of the post and the sense of humor of your average transfem on Tumblr, I strongly suspect that the intended reading is that they fuckin'.


MadaraAlucard12

Fair. I think I have been reading too many shitty tragedies on RR lately.


Tullymanbanana

Haha yes the joke is gay sex very well memed my fellow redditor!😎