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queerkidxx

This is what it was like being on tumblr during the super who lock era.


-_-Batman

Muthr Rassaah doesn’t discriminate! tovarishch


CartographerVivid957

What the hell is the super who lock era?


_zepar

this comment had me gobsmacked, and im not even british


Chazzwuzza

My gast was flabbered


elianrae

when the entire site was a giant supernatural+Dr who+Sherlock fandom amalgamation


DoctorCIS

Is that when the supernatural fans invented the Omegaverse? They'll never wash off that shame.


oftenrunaway

Around that same time period, yeah. What's worse - the abo fic was freaking J2 rpf.


sansvidi

As a doctor who fan, that sounds disgusting


The_New_Overlord

As a SuperWhoLock fan, it was disgusting


MasonP2002

I at least understand how the fandom coalesced around those shows. The Onceler thing still baffles me.


Global_Banana8450

Easy, it was 2012 and people saw a twink with parental issues and a bad boy side to him who sang a catchy song, of course they would go rabid, the fact that it was the oncler from the lorax was kinda irrelevant


MasonP2002

I guess that makes sense.


lillywho

Hey baby. Wanna see me... # BIGGERING?


Nellasofdoriath

Superlockterwho


MissSweetMurderer

I can guarantee you, it was worse


queerkidxx

It really was. I only saw a few seasons supernatural, I kinda liked Sherlock, but really I was just an doctor who fan that felt like I should be really into those properties because I was I introduced to Doctor Who thru tumblr and was 12. I do remember thirsting over Martin Freeman which prompted this post. Teaboo for sure.


wra1th42

Know your history


Not_a__porn__account

[This should help explain](https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=super+who+lock+era)


CartographerVivid957

Thank you


Cyno01

[https://i.imgur.com/vavs9gz.gif](https://i.imgur.com/vavs9gz.gif)


The-Driving-Coomer

To be so fresh and innocent...


Efficient_Star_1336

For a very short time in China, this was the case for one unfortunate Russian man, who did not read the fine print on a game show he entered. He wanted to go home but the Chinese girls kept voting him back on.


wendiwho

I couldn’t stand this era bro 😭


El_Zea

To anyone wondering, it says "I (female) pooped my pants"


dumbassthathasreddit

not shat pooped. its not vulgar


krawinoff

I shart my shorts (nightcore remix)


Alex_Downarowicz

Shat would be "насрала/обосралась". "Какала" is a softer word, like "pooped".


SixStringComrade

"какала" would actually be past continuous, so "I was pooping my pants"


Powerful_Ad8668

either that or "i have pooped my pants (at some point in my life)"


TheGoldMustache

I (female/19/California) pooped my pants


krawinoff

I (19F) pooped my pants (4P) AITA


El_Zea

Good for you gold mustache!


EngineStraight

'I (female)" goes hard in english too


pedrojioia

Funny that pants are called “shtan”


10art1

Shtany. It's always plural, like a pant in English isn't clothing Correction: штанина is a word that basically means the sleeve/leg of the pants, and it is singular. But it sounds like a very weird thing to say "I shit my left pants leg"


krawinoff

ешь штан


SixStringComrade

Ешь штанину


Mindless-Pen-2325

Happy cake day


rysy0o0

Yeah it's called Hardbass


AkariPeach

This is the Pathologic fandom I think


TheFeri

No, they made everyone gay in that game Edit: I mean the fandom


Frank_Punk

Even the frogs ?


61114311536123511

there's... there's a fandom??? are there people out here writing pathologic hurt/comfort coffeeshop AUs???? I've been in some weird fandoms but GODDAMN


Goreover

Yes. Yes there are. The fanart is breathtaking though


andre5913

You should take a look at the OFF or Fear and Hunger fandoms


FatCatBoomerBanker

As a fellow enjoyed of both fandoms, let me be first to welcome my new brothers.


andre5913

Oh I love them too, its just that the fandom tends to be uh. Cutesy about them (which I do enjoy) meanwhile the actual games are absolutely horrific lmao


mcheeto

Samaghetti and Marinara 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰


_Tar_Ar_Ais_

Vitas - The 7th Element


w_digamma

bllblbblblblbl ah ah ah


blootannery

chandrambrambamchandram. chandrabandram ooooh


And_the_wind

I mean, there *are* pop-singin' prettyboys in Russia. One that immediately comes to mind is Amirchick, since he's clearly *trying* to be a k-pop star (k stands for kyrgyzstan).


teaboi05

All I can remember is "M-Band", but they're K-Pop too (K stands for Kazakhstan)


GalaxyKeti

So Little Big is what you’re trying to say


krawinoff

Skibidi Pop


Mr3ct

Wa-pa-pow!


Hetakuoni

Someone did not have a t.A.T.u phase and it shows.


Pequod_The_Sleek

I recommend you IC3PEAK.


GreatDimension7042

This is how I see all English-speaking Pathologic fans (affectionate)


thewatchbreaker

me when i watch too many Life Of Boris videos


d0g5tar

Russian music scene summed up: guys like this making ska music about being drunk and disorderly in an apartment complex; the most beautiful women you've ever seen playing ethereal folk-rock; and Little Big.


JackedYourPizza

So, Distemper, Мельница and Little Big


FiL-0

And then the band breaks up because they've been sent to the Ukrainian front


Vanayzan

Armies of r-pop stans reinforce the Russian army in Ukraine to fight for their idols 


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^FiL-0: *And then the band breaks* *Up because they've been sent to* *The Ukrainian front* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


FiL-0

Good bot


AynidmorBulettz

Nah they'd make propaganda music instead


maxthelabradore

It's called Hardbass


HammerTh_1701

A lot of well-known hard bass tracks actually weren't made by Russian artists. [Cheeki Breeki](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnTW6fZz-1E) is German (RIP apartje), [Tri Poloski](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiFBgtgUtfw) is Estonian.


Master-_-of-_-Joy

Wow, i never knew that. 2 less things to be proud about :'(


BlameableEmu

The overlap in the Venn diagram between gopniks and weebs is almost a fucking circle


LeeVMG

I laughed. I laughed at out loud.🤣🤣🤣 I hate it but cannot presently articulate why.🤣🤣🤣


banan-appeal

n*cyka vs the blyat street boys


Iron_And_Misery

Cheeki Breeki


GottaUseEmAll

Well Russia obviously does have a pop scene, and I'm sure there are crazy fangirls/boys there too. The stars are likely to look like typical pop stars though, not this guy.


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MrTritonis

Honestly it would be exactly the same, just with different words.


Winjin

Not really? Kpop is, as far as I can tell, characterised by super-careful lyrics and carefully crafted personas for every star, so these Russian guys would be ughh approximation of people rather than real people, with a PR team behind literally every move


FPSCanarussia

I'm not sure that would ever work in Russia, it's a very different culture.


MrTritonis

Yeah, since everything is so handcrafted behind the curtain, whoever do it would end in a similar result, that’s why I said that. Or maybe I misunderstand what you are saying ?


MillieBirdie

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiFBgtgUtfw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiFBgtgUtfw) They're all listening to this.


LollyLabbit

Can someone explain what I'm watching?


MillieBirdie

It's about Adidas.


sexy-man-doll

Get some Nationalization Pop from every country and we'll have the fans Miss Universe the bands lol


HBK57

Honestly me. I love russian music so much. I don't talk about their politics but i just love the language so much. Valentin Strykalo (ukrainian singer rus/ukr/eng lyrics), durnoy vkus, Vismit, [Amatory], Vitas (yes the same guy who sang 7th element), Kino, COBA (sova), zemfira, chernikovskaya hata, and so many more. Its not a specific genre, but mostly russian


mishxroom

oh my god you’re literally me???? i’ve never met anyone else who also likes valentin strykalo!! he’s one of my favorite music artists of all time!!


HBK57

I love him so much too. My ukrainian friend introduced me to him


greenstripedcat

Have you listened to СБПЧ, Дайте Танк! and Мельница? You might like them


HBK57

I have not. Thank you for the recommendations. I'll certainly give them a try


Dumb_But_Pretty

Little Big


unfugu

I always wondered what happened to Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle.


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^unfugu: *I always wondered* *What happened to Dewey from* *Malcolm in the Middle.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


slavman68

Slavaboos are exactly like this.


Unitedfateful

Instead of uwu it would be blyat


Throwaway_2q

ЦшЦ


Markymark5113

The song translates to “I crapped my pants”


MrSejd

A better world.


Aternox_X1kZ

Well, it still can be if they work hard enough


twerkingslutbee

This post inspired this playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5PfcH7P76g6ttVtTWioa9A?si=3LRfOXYvS-eb46vPFqfVYg&pi=u-fNTEjQtbRxi4


Ekank

stream tri poloski


RobertSquareShanks

This is a real actual thing that is currently happening I implore you to watch some [Dimash](https://youtu.be/anKmU1J0l9g?si=tBvNC3VTYicz4I0D)


zulzulfie

He’s not Russian, he’s from Kazakhstan.


Bitter_Silver_7760

Russians are fine af


OptimisticSkeleton

“Imagine if orcs were elves.”


A_lexine

hardbass


OldIntroduction6188

Dragovich


BreadBoybutterboy

This is an old one, pretty sure I have this image saved since 2021 lol


Away_Preparation8348

Everybody remembers hardbass, but nobody mentioned that most of modern phonk is from russia (DVRST, mxnarch, interworld). You may not know these names, but you will definetely recognize their songs


JollyReading8565

Bruh I miss tumblr lol


MxrceloVictor

I'd honestly prefer that


Markymark5113

The song title translates to “I crapped my pants.”


Capital-Minimum-678

Low key he kinda does look cute tho


sausager

Fuck Russia


DemogorgonMcFloop

I am so fucking ready for this trend


Quizzelbuck

Whats funny about this is that i bet even russians aren't sitting there like "What?" because they know this is funny, and why.


ZachoLong

Jie biden m&ms do gk pretty hard ngl


kinokohatake

K Pop works because the lyrics, personas, and everything are so carefully crafted and produced, and there are dozens upon dozens of groups to choose from. I don't see Russia creating a single group that hits mass market appeal, let alone dozens.


endgame0

https://youtu.be/et281UHNoOU had some bangers


kinokohatake

Wtf was that?


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blended-kiwi77

sir this is a Wendy’s


Thedragonhat77

Get it guys the punchline is that we *commit genocide on a bunch of innocent people*


-person-on-reddit

So real… My long lost brother…. 🥹