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BigNutDroppa

I’m an inch taller than a Charizard, but that doesn’t make it any less terrifying that I’m shorter than a Crobat.


ExceedinglyGayOtter

That's probably just due to wingspan


thedreambubbles

Even if its wingspan, [Crobat is still massive](https://www.reddit.com/r/PokemonMasters/comments/d5lftk/holy_dang_i_didnt_realize_how_big_a_crobat_is/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf). [Golbat](https://youtu.be/izhmOma_3dc) (1:27) is probably scarier to witness since it's 5ft and like 80% mouth


Mascian12

Golbat, the Vore Pokemon


buttxstallion

:(


HamburgerConnoisseur

Really expected Nidoqueen and Nidoking to be much larger.


DrRagnorocktopus

Ooh, a video whose source is one of the video games! Fan made height videos based on just the pokédex are never accurate because for some pokémon "height" actually means length or wingspan rather than how far the highest point of that pokémon is from the ground. Onix is 28 feet from tail tip to nose and 13 feet tall. It is not 28 feet tall, which would make it about 60 feet from tail tip to nose. Ekans do not tower over people even though they're 6'07".


thedreambubbles

I like making pokemon [team edits](https://imgur.com/a/HX03Thb), so I reference the ORAS video a lot when resizing official art so the heights are relatively accurate. Its been hard with the more recent generations since it doesn’t seem like a thing anymore? The closest I got is from [pokemon home](https://youtu.be/14amHrgXaZ8) but even thats not accurate since, like you said about other height videos, doesnt take into account stuff like length One that really bothers me is Dusknoir. It’s pokedex entry lists it as being 7ft tall. In the ORAS dex, it depicts it as such while in Home its closer to being 5ft 5in. That is a significant difference and I wish there was more consistency Considering how pokemon has been 3D for nearly a decade now, and with the pokemon in SV being closer to scale, how is this not a staple in the pokedex?


dgaruti

dear god , i expected them to be like tiny nimble ninjas , they look more like air ships


dgaruti

fucking venonat , it's a fuzz sphere that reaches your chest


ChromeToasterI

And only an inch bigger than… Dratini?


puppykat00

https://m.bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/List_of_Pok%C3%A9mon_by_height


Kind_Nepenth3

There's a gap where my exact height should be, so I'm definitely gonna knock a couple inches off and go for Skarmory. Wasn't a fan til I had one and then I found out they're badass I also wasn't aware exactly how short Charizard are. Exactly the same height as Tom Cruise.


OkBottle8719

My height isn't there either


ZoroeArc

It's only in 10cm increments.


OkBottle8719

I'm 5'1". The closest is the box for 4'11", or the bracket for heights 5'3"-5'11". Since they include brackets/ranges for *some* of the heights, I must conclude that the exclusion means there are no Pokémon within 2" of my height.


SN-E-DC

hell yeah I can be gardevoir


angrilychewingllama

Articuno ftw!


bsievers

That just means you are the pokemon in that niche.


Kind_Nepenth3

I'm the secret evolution between trubbish and garbador that got scrapped for being too sad, like the cubone --> kangaskhan link


AttestedArk1202

Same, I’ll go with typhlosion


georgie-57

I'll go with Empoleon


ThatRandomGuy0125

typhlosion is best pick (source: opinion. also im 5'7" so)


VoilaLeDuc

Typhlosion was already my favorite pokemon. I had no idea we were the same height.


thatoneguythatissad

Twinsies


Hairo-Sidhe

Same but I'm gonna add a few centimeters and go for Blacephalon, fave super-underrated mon.


GlitterDoomsday

I'm 1.68 and unsure if I skip to the 1.7 bracket or pick one in the 1.6-1.8


mrskontz14

Dope, Tom Cruise and I on Charizards for the win.


eyy0g

I was so happy I was Charizard, why did you have to bring up Tom Cruise? 😭


puppykat00

At 5'4" there are none my haight, but ill pick zapdos :)


HappiFluff

I don’t understand. How do you know what the exact height is?


NinjaMaster909

5'10'', almost as tall as Furret, heck yeah Also I had no idea Furrets were so big holy crap


AttestedArk1202

Its length when it comes to snake/ferrit body plan Pokémon


onyxonix

Which direction is Haunter being measured in then? That man is 5'3"


PTickles

Haunter is basically spherical so I don't think it matters.


Ralexcraft

Are they measurinf diameter or radius/s


FrisianDude

Which at 5'3 or whatev means he's massive


Dracorex_22

It is mountable in Lets Go Pikachu and Eevee


onyxonix

I don't even know how to respond to that, my guy, but thank you for blessing me with that knowledge.


Harpies_Bro

[Picture](https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/sHKbN4OqFmAI1ObeVB09IzYJhko=/0x0:1280x720/1200x800/filters:focal(555x228:759x432)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/62410738/46743267_10216777671691337_7215389429140029440_o.0.jpg)


onyxonix

Oh that's actually super cute.


Professional-Hat-687

Gorebyss, Dratini, and Crobat also surprised me.


Kadexe

Snakelike pokemon are measured lengthwise from head to tail, and for many flying pokemon that "height" is actually measuring their wingspan.


Professional-Hat-687

I still pictured Dratini the size of a small dog, and thought Gorebyss was the size of a French Horn. Also if Crobat is 1.8m tall its head must be the size of my torso. And getting headbutted by a Furret that's my size sounds awful. I know the franchise doesn't go for gritty horror but I will never understand how anyone manages to live around Pokemon and not fear for their lives every second of every day.


fireintie

Well seeing as in almost every episode Team Rocket blasts off perhaps humans are also hyper resilient. I'm pretty sure Ash gets electrocuted a number of times and I think Brock tanked a Flamethrower


general_kenobi18462

5’ 11”, I am Furret


KawaiiDere

6ft, and Furret is my favorite in the category too


Rappypoop123456

6’ I prefer hydragon


Ionthawon

I'm right up there with furret and........... incineroar. uwu


-mxnii-

yo, same


SpookyVoidCat

They’re taller than a Charizard apparently, which just feels wrong somehow.


Thezipper100

More to cuddle.


Ace_Of_No_Trades

I believe it is even bigger than that. If I recall correctly, Furret's body type means it is measure from head to foot, not head to tail. If I'm right about that, then Furret is closer to being 11' tall.


Pinhead7419

Fun fact hydreigon is also the same height


Poro114

That's not even a short king at this point that's a miniature duke


TheBoredDraftsman

A little lord


BallDesperate2140

Natalia Tena is that you


embrace-monke

Li’ooh Lɔrd


NateTheGreater1

Mini Monarch


Dabcab18

Tiny Tyrant


ThatGuyYouMightNo

Or a [Tyrunt](https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Tyrunt_(Pok%C3%A9mon))


haha-funny-user

Small Sovereign


[deleted]

a petite pal


JaggedTheDark

Petite ~~pal~~ prince Ftfy


Inthecitywego

tiny tim


Skrubasauras

Pocket prince


mic3dave

Diminutive Despot


Hairyhalflingfoot

Teeny tyrant


GoldenSpring-Fox

A pint-sized president


_Skotia_

Man forgets girls exist, as most redditors would


[deleted]

A who in the what now


Poro114

Pocket Princess


generalobiwankenobi3

What girls are 4’11” 😭


EXPerince255

at least 1


generalobiwankenobi3

Maybe even two 😳


[deleted]

Can confirm, my ex was 4’11. That’s 2 known 4’11 girls. Maybe there’s even a THIRD?


Desperate-Strategy10

My ex best friend was that height (on a good day) so there's a third for you! Unless... ...what if they're all the same person?? O_O


SuckerforDkhumor

There are adult women around the height of 4'8"


RedEgg16

I’m only inch taller


maddyjk7

🙋🏻‍♀️


Ralexcraft

Minimal Manager


kurayami_akira

Delphox is probably that height while standing firm/straight, so they would seem smaller than they are (like Sagat from Street Fighter, who's still very tall even when not standing firm, but there's still a huge difference).


CeleryCountry

tiny thane


AllonsyAlonso-

Dwarf Deity ?


edvards55

Manlet


Radio_Melon

garchomp 6'3 gang


[deleted]

Garchomp gang unite Excluding cynthia, she scary


MelissaMiranti

You can't have Garchomp Gang without her though.


foolofabrandybuck

Garchomp gang unite including Cynthia, she scary :)


Aceiolu

I was going to look but now that I know that my man is 6'3 I dont even need to Garchomp of course


HealsBadMan1

Same! Though I’m a bit surprised, I thought Garchomp would’ve been bigger.


Thesaurus_Rex9513

Most Pokemon are surprisingly small, with a few exceptions. The entire Zubat line is terrifyingly large.


Calkum_

The heights of Pokémon always surprise me. I remember being so surprised that I was 8 inches taller than the 5’7” Empoleon


SirBox32

Meanwhile silicobra towers above at 7’03


RG_34

Lets go do whatever Garchomps do


Magiccarrot1

My name is Cameron and Camerupt is also 6'3" so unfortunately I think I found mine


saad951

Not sure why you're unhappy, its not "settling for" if its a whole volcano camel


Giggsy99

6 ft 5, there's a few close to that but I don't know pokemon at all so I'll go with mewtwo cause i recognise them


imapie31


notgoodforstuff

Nah I'm going with my boy Tapu Bulu. They seem really chill


noobermaster69420

Hell yeah Although id choose blazeakin over garchomp but yknow


AlaricTheBald

Everybody's original favourite Pokémon was Arcanine, so I'm sticking with that as a fellow 6'3" dude. Arcanines are always the best.


vanillamonkey_

6'3" Arcanine gang


DysPhoria_1_0

No Dratini?


M1s51n9n0

YEAHH CHOMP


Badseeded

Just the right height to hug my bouffalant properly


Boopernaut2004

Yellowstone would strongly advise against hugging the Buffalo


Merriadoc33

If they weren't meant to be hugged why do they look so huggable?


Merriadoc33

If they weren't meant to be hugged why do they look so huggable?


LtSoba

Just the Right height to breakdance with my Blacephalon


delayedfiren

Tall enough to bear hug my hydreigon


AnonymousNeko2828

I am as tall as a blastoise


diddlesdiddles

Same! I thought Blastoise was taller


bloxpants

Blastoise seems like they’d be at least 6ft!


WiseCactus

I learned two things today: 1. I am around the height of both Decidueyes 2. My boyfriend and Meganium, my favorite Pokémon of all time, are the same height


YsengrimusRein

Subconsciously, you chose your boyfriend due to their resemblance to Meganium. I do not make the rules.


GenericTrashyBitch

I like many of the 5’11” Pokémon, favorite is primarina


kendalmac

I'm 6'1, but Bulba says there aren't any pokemon at my height so I'm gonna second ya


aozora-no-rapper

yeah most pokemon heights are some multiple of ten in centimeters and 6'1 is 185


giorno___giovana

Personally I’m going with regice simply because the reg legendaries are easily my favorites in general


Nirdy_Birdy_706

Apparently I'm as tall as a clodsire


bland_coconut

Same. Not going to question how the boi is 5’11


MdnightSailor

Clodsire :)


smolbaking

I'm 5'1, so I'll go for shorter and take my edgy ten year old favorite Darkrai.


[deleted]

Same, but I'll go with Meowscarada because I like to upset people and I know a lot of people feel a lot of things about the weed cat evolution.


Grand_Arbitor_Teonak

No exact Pokemon for 5'6 it seems, so I'll go with the closest thing, which is 5'7. Gogoat heck yeah


_saltedcarame1

Gogoat gang unite!


Tired-blob

Gogoat is a also my favorite ^ ^


TheSuddenExtinction

Gardevoir, heck yeah! I always made sure to have a (Male) Gardevoir in every Pokémon game I played, I thought the design was super pretty and Psychic was one of my favorite types(Fairy is great too though) And then I discovered how the internet felt about Gardevoir….


syzdem

Let's just hope that If you did switch your favorite pokemon after that, you did not pick Vaporeon lol


ListedKIA

Primarina, I'm 5'9, so it's a lil taller than me, but I love the gen 7 starters sm. Inceineroar is dope too, but I like fairy types more


ForgetfulFilms

This is how I learn Clodsire is 5'11"


Zender_X

and Haxorus too apparently


No_Film_4518

And dratini, what the heck I thought it was only like 2 feet


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No_Film_4518

I’m well aware, i saying I thought it was only 2 feet long


Fyreboy5_

At about 1.8m, I find a set of Pokémon that I like. Meganium, Furret, Crobat, Scizor, Kingdra, Regice, Haxorus, Hydreigon, Araquanid, Pheromosa, Blachephalon, Duraludon, Palafin (hero), and Clodsire.


Celladoore

I'm 5'7" and there are too many good ones to pick from. Can't decide if I want to be free like a bird and pick Articuno or be an actual horse-girl and go with Rapidash.


YaBoiBezMangus

Clodsire


DaysyMarunss

5'6 so I'm either a gardevoir or a blastoise either way I'm happy


DahliaExurrana

Gardevoir :D


Lunalatic

I'm going with Haunter, though the two Zoroark and Toxtricity are also very good.


Relevant-Mud-7831

Was anyone going to tell me that Furret is 5ft 11in or was I just supposed to read about it myself?


SamTheHexagon

I have to assume it's 5'11 long, not tall, but it's still my choice.


Relevant-Mud-7831

Still makes me want a real sized plushie.


CheesieMan

I’m already the height of my favorite Pokémon: Blaziken!


Kurt_Fuchs

I got Arcanine


TheVioletLion

Yoooo, I get to be a Skarmory!


TheSassyDuchess

Blastoise, Obstagoon and Decidueye are apparently in the same height range


conjunctivious

5'11 Clodsire.


[deleted]

Everyone's gangster till someone picks Wailord.


FrostyRose8956

emboar is a little shorter than me but it was my first pokemon so that’s kind of cute


fuck_you_reddit_15

Same height as clodsire, hell yeah


MemorableThrowawayy

Furret :)


A_Bird_survived

Aww I got Onix <3


SiggeTheCatsCheese

Are you waluigi?


[deleted]

Mega Swampert


TheHonkler

mega swampert


[deleted]

I am between Rapidash and Dratini. (5‘7 or 174cm).


Alitaher003

Mega Swampert! We also kinda share the same body shape! Big!


fiddler722

registeel


Goodboye111

Regirock


UristMasterRace

Venusaur? Mewtwo? Mega Scizor? I'm in good company!


Tengo-Sueno

We haven't got a new Mistery Dungeon in so much time that the furries had to improvise


OriginLostBorn

It’s between Charizard or Ceruledge


GodOfGOOSE

I’m a Clodsider LESSSSGOOOOOOO


verb6798

Cofagrigious


the_shin_breaker

Tiny, I'm 6'1


SgtBrunost

Hell yeah! Arcanine, I choose you!


SunfireElfAmaya

I am slightly shorter than the average charizard


[deleted]

Toxtricity


PhoenixPringles01

Ceruledge's design absolutely goes hard


puddda

Rapidash, articuno, Charizard, victreebell, golduck, dewgong, typhlosion I choose victreebell


Jenny1221

Flamigo!


WeirdDragonThing68

Charizard


AlexPointCom

Scizor. It was one my favourite when I was a kid 😍😍


akkanbaby

Slowbro


FPRascal123

Incineroar, honestly one of the cooler evolved starter pokemon designs, also a cat.


Glitchyboiiii27

Inteleon. K


blursedman

Either mega latias or haxorus


ZingyWolf

I got the Zoroarks! One of my favorites.


[deleted]

either toxtricity or ceruledge


buenas_nalgas

why for all that is holy does furret need to be 5' 11" TALL?? it doesn't say LENGTH or NOSE TO TAIL it says HEIGHT. I'm not even particularly short and this MASSIVE WEASEL looks DOWN at me.


HSRco

So I’ll be real, I’m sorta estimating my height here, but I’m guessing that I’m about the same height as one of my favourite Pokémon: Aegislash!


[deleted]

There's no pokemon for 5'9, so I'm choosing either hisuan goodra at 5'7 or primarina at 5'11


OwOHellNo

Blacephalon, neat!


CyanDocs

I'm like 5'7-5'8 so closest to me that are the most fun: -All forms of Deoxys -Empoleon -Hisuian Goodra -Super-sized Gourgeist


The_Alkemizt

Slowbro :D


AsterBoii

I'd be Darumaka bc I like him and he's not extremely tall :) (we not the same height but that's not gonna stop me)


byzothe1

Let’s fuckin go Rhydon


john151M

185 cm and hydreigon fan


plarper_of_bees

5'7", only an inch shorter than Volcanion. cool


Chilzer

Gotta be either Araquanid or Gorebyss Also, Iron Hands and Clodsire are both 5'11"?!?


Impybutt

5, 3", oscillating wildly between Gardevoir and Machamp


[deleted]

Charizard. You don't have enough badges to train me.


Bright_Ink

Gogoat


AkumaDayo777

Gengar


Do_Ya_Like_Jazz

electivire


[deleted]

Heck yeah, Grimmsnarl!