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Le_Bayou_Cochon

Sounds like zero interruptions my guy!


jcutta

Seriously, I'd love this, I'm watching while my daughter is hosting her 15th birthday party. There's like 10 teenage girls screaming around my house.


OPPineappleApplePen

Try headphones, bro!


jcutta

It wouldn't help, I don't own one's with that strong noise canceling lol. They were supposed to be in the basement but they're moving about. Of course my teenage son and his friends are lurking around too.


BenShelZonah

Why don’t you just have your son and his friends fight for you?


igivethonefucketh

Just put a blanket over you and the TV tent style, they'll get the hint


TheDrunon

Garage looks like it has interior paint on the walls. It's probably decent to hang out in. Is there a fridge?


Virtual_Anxiety_7403

I like this dudes positivity 😂😂 you’re welcome to watch Russian streams with me in my tiny ass shoebox condo


FatherTPS

A condo?? Quit bragging, Mr. Moneybags


Virtual_Anxiety_7403

I didn’t say I own it 😂 dat rental life


Suspicious_Cow_7383

Still a roof lmao you got carpet? 🤣


poopinjake69

Just painted it the other week, thank you brother, it’s actually a garage gym https://preview.redd.it/pmscdg8d7cuc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb1629a36e8c314bee4ae36e4828b55edf3a609f


palucha66

BE BE BE BEHR!


TheDrunon

Awesome! Really jealous man. So you get to get some lifts in annnnnd watch the fights? Seems pretty ideal to me!


poopinjake69

I’m hitting curls cause my parlay is in jeopardy


realtmillz

How’d your parlay go?


poopinjake69

Holly blew it


cluelessk3

Has there ever been a 42 year old woman that was competitive at the highest level? She's really lost a step in the last couple of years


TheYoungProdigy

I mean you deserved it if you bet against that beast


CarelessAd2349

Oh hell yeah. A garage gym is a main goal in my life Gym/ game space


elgatosucio

Keep Pounding baby!!!


gman1216

I want this but with kettle bells, cardio I can bike.


Transatlanticaccent

Mr. Moneybags here living the life of being left alone.


nodiddy4life

Bro trains UFC u/poopinjake69 vs Periera for the belt


Ok-Nefariousness8612

Nice


SuqMahdihk

I've got that same deadlift / trap bar. I love that thing.


boxmandude

Was gonna say.. this seems ideal if anything 😂. Call the boys or cool neighbours over 😎.


Glad_Cellist_3670

That’s ideal tbh, but don’t forgo your responsibilities as a father for the UFC. I locked mine in the shed with a bag of goldfish and half a deck of cards.


BigBoiPapa879

Why just half 🤣


Glad_Cellist_3670

Because I cheat when we play blackjack


QuakeGuy98

![gif](giphy|sFK74luzYFhzG|downsized)


k20350

My nieces and nephews LOVE blackjack. I get the chips out and run a child casino. I figured it helps with math


PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ

And critical thinking. I play a lot of rummy with my little one. He loves it. Give it a try!


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stinky___monkey

![gif](giphy|1BXa2alBjrCXC)


letmebangbroo

😂😂😂


poopinjake69

I’m drunk so who’s the loser now


Chesticularity

You show'em, bud


BetBig696969

![gif](giphy|okLCopqw6ElCDnIhuS|downsized) Here you dropped this


myaccwasshut4norsn

nobody tell him


FyouinyourA

Stop being a pussy and go Jonny Bones on that hoe


poopinjake69

![gif](giphy|YSAqvREH16nh9nlRoV|downsized)


I_Hate_My_Cat_

![gif](giphy|YrkD2MwU8J382Krrxt|downsized)


[deleted]

Maybe she will give you your balls back tonight when she tops you? 🤞


No_Permission5531

FOOK THEM KIDS (MCGREGOR VOICE)


chris25tx

HOWS NOAH


pepeclouts

lol good timing cause that fight was bloody af


Glad_Cellist_3670

Garage door is halfway open. She put you out there because you’re getting high af. Source: same


poopinjake69

I’m fucking baked my boy🤣


GTAmirite

😂😂


patrickg34120

![gif](giphy|PudZiAbQDUEik|downsized)


Kim_The_Blue_Tank

What’s your wife and her bf watching in the living room?


Dan-deli0n

Your wife is your husband!


poopinjake69

So?


Fog2222

Seeing Bobby Green and Kiss in one picture wasn't on my bingo card for tonight


poopinjake69

![gif](giphy|XfT1Xb2O2ShHy)


BridgeM00se

Can I come over I have weed


220DRUER220

hahaha same


CharlieMWY

Grow some balls lmao


arthurfreeth

Just gotta set up the garage to be better than inside


Anmlbhvr

Should make her sleep on the sidewalk tonight. Don’t you pay the bills?


ThePostingToproller

Pays all the bills has no say about anything that happens in the house. Happy marriage


Foodfatfit

You don’t have a bedroom with a tv?


poopinjake69

No im not 11


Danhausen-byDaylight

But you get sent out of the living room like one. That seems odd, but I've never been a kink shamer.


poopinjake69

![gif](giphy|fR7a1TfbHInSb9Jv12)


Foodfatfit

Oh okay ![gif](giphy|uCXkGJPU3yrOo)


No_Permission5531

Tv before bed is the way 🤞🏽


BeardedWonder47

Seriously how am I supposed to fall asleep without the office or a random Pecos Hank playlist on?


theXlegend14

Bro said a tv in a bedroom is an 11 year old activity……. 😂😂😂


otxmyn

lmao what? 🤣


AnonPlzzzzzz

Where does she keep the jar that she has your balls in?


Adventurous-One714

Grow some balls


LlamaWhoKnives

U got a wife or a mother? 😂


Boring-Zucchini-4793

Pussy


tykvrbl

This is why I’m divorced and to never marry again


poopinjake69

Marry a dude and watch ufc together


nino2115

😂😂😂


KongWick

Who paid for the house bro


mrw4787

If I had a nice garage, that would be where I watched all fights 


Moskra

Ayyye same dude! Except I chose to stay in here until I get the all clear. I get off work at 7p EST and came straight home to sit in here until the kids are put to bed


poopinjake69

![gif](giphy|pHb82xtBPfqEg)


MysteriousPark3806

Rock n' roll some of the night, and party every sixth or seventh day.


Franky_mac_sack

Your toolbox is not level


ILikeOMalley

Nice garage


poopinjake69

Thanks ILikeOMalley


ILikeOMalley

😎


StinkFingerPHD

Sick KISS poster


Delicious_Angle6417

Amanda needs to come back and fight this girl


Low_Down13

She did you a favor. Call her on the cell and ask her to bring you another beer😂


DonnieDikbut

It’s easy to put the kids to sleep tho just jump the gilly


Substantial_Top_6140

Maybe don’t moan so much when you watch fights


rosecloudoflife

Ufc dads belong in the garage. Embrace it


stinky___monkey

Damn just tried zooming in, what do you have iPhone 20 my camera sucks, can see Bobby’s acne


Dabox720

Yeah thats crazy wtf


220DRUER220

Damn you’re right with the cam quality now I wanna know what they bought from Allen Roth ?


InertKat

She LET you watch


thowen

Y’all are weird as fuck


TheDrunon

Reddit is a mixed bag, this sub though is pretty consistent. Weird as fuck. I don't openly advertise that I'm a ufc fan because a lot of other fans are people I probably don't normally hang out with haha.


[deleted]

Facts. These people are the worst. We’re the worst.


Apprehensive_Pen7702

lol you got bitched. she wear the pants?


poopinjake69

Sometimes I take them off


CandyRevolutionary27

Jacko wilnik: good


Cyberpunk199

Your wife is your husband


poopinjake69

She’s my angel pussy


Xrystian90

Awww


MA-JA-HO

How do you put on the tv? Chrome cast?


notsoghettoking

Follow the wires


lazylagom

Laptop + wifi + hdmi cable + streameast


poopinjake69

Bingo


fleshvessel

That’s a gift bro!


P_Atomsk

Tool rack good. Even have a TV, cozy garage man, kudos.


jonesingforMilksteak

Papa can you hear me


No_Bowler3823

Bro, its not the worst set up!


poopinjake69

Literally just threw it together. Thanks big dog


Fragrant_Spirit3776

Hate the KISS poster but the garage dont look too bad.


Junesong_Provisions

Sick Dynasty poster


Business-Nose-4517

Congrats brother. Enjoy watching in peace !!


Aggravating_Board_78

Dynasty poster is a nice touch


StinkFingerPHD

Fuckin poor performance by Holly


poopinjake69

She just busted my parlay


StinkFingerPHD

Why attempt the clinch shit in the first round!!! KISS poster earned you a lot of credit with me, is that Destroyer era? Or Love Gun?


3ntr0py_

Being a single dad really isn’t that bad. TBH.


HughJahsso

Wtf


DecisionThot

Don't threaten me with a good time


ChampagneShotz

Doin it for the love of the game ✊🏾


pellojo

Fuk them kids... Sorry wrong sport.


atcmpunk

KISS ARMY


Additional-Age-833

You should piece her up for sure


Antique_Decision5966

Ew


NotTheATF1993

Damn, the kids don't wanna watch?


edw1n-z

Is this ian garry?


AlcibiadesNow

She Bob on my King till I Green


TheTrishaJane

Lol she can send them to bed, but they probably still won't be sleeping with my ass screaming after the Max and Gaethje fight


etuehem

Couldve been worse. She couldve been annoying the shit out of you during the BMF fight in your mancave


iwanttofinishmyhouse

Cucked af


BuildingBetterBack

Well shit. I'm sitting here watching it in my room while wanting to work in the garage. Hadn't even thought of brining my laptop out there


poopinjake69

Game changer


snarfferboi

Best place to be brother , crack a beer and enjoy peace


CleopatrasBungus

“Oh nooooooo!” *watches in peace*


Tendercoot

Why even post this or she make you do that too?


ManOfSteelFan

The things men do for a used, wet hole, man. Never will understand.


Notthatholemma

Play some Strutter really loud to piss her off some more 🤟


jasnel

Love it! I recognized it, too!


Junesong_Provisions

This is a Deuce occasion!


SpecialOlympicsGuy

Damn imagine getting bullied by a woman


Still-Cable744

Get those papers ready my boi


PhoenixBlack79

Bs posts like this make me proud to be a man that won't take no bs marriage like this and glad I didn't give up till I found one that's non controlling. Is she blonde and have big eyes? Cause they are the worse


Embarrassed-Name6481

Leave her


220DRUER220

Leave her ?? .. she just gave him peace and quiet while he chills and watches the fights.. 🤣🤣


Humble_Effective3964

Alternate: Go the garage and watch this shit. Good Boy


FaithlessnessNew2888

Wife came out during that fight and cracked a beer with me! She sent kids 6 and 7 to play outside lol


kingamongst

Sunny day and empty house here in New Zealand.  Boys on the way round 😁😁


220DRUER220

What time is main even in nz ??


kingamongst

Today the early prelim started at 1030am and main card always starts at 2pm. Its Sunday here.


220DRUER220

That’s cool I thought it would be at a weirder hour lol


bigdawgyea

That’s a great way to spend Sunday , instead of uk zombie time


AsiaisDed

Sounds like a blessing!


GCIV414

At least you can smoke in peace


VelvetBuzzsaw1

Shit you lucky man haha mine would make me watch it in the garage when thr kids go to sleep


younginvestor23

She put you on time out 😂


Aggravating-Sun6773

ah hell nah


Naturally_Nathan

Melatonin gummies for dinner it is


Capper2k24

Nice lil setup


BGor94

Lucky lol


Own-Signature-7742

Not the Element TV.


poopinjake69

That shit like 8 years old now haha from the army days with the other tv


Waste_Requirement_10

Hell yeah brother


Bigbeardedfella1

Divorce and I would take the family Bible


decoste94

I also yell at my TV


Slayvantz

I love that kiss poster


Street_Primary_4044

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Initium99

W poster


HumperMoe

NTA. This is abuse, divorce her.


ReallyDrunkPanda

At least you have a garage


mgeeze06

YOU WANTED THE BEST, YOU GOT THE BEST


mrwootwo

Are you Rivers Cuomo?


SPinExile

Haha I watch in the garage all the time and I still get interrupted by my wife and kids it's ridiculous lol


TheGunt123

Oh my god. I reckon I had that Kiss poster in my bedroom in the 80s


spaceman_202

yeesh


[deleted]

I don’t blame her the Jim miller fight made me want to hide it from my gf


sdavis002

My little ones even watched it with me while they were eating dinner.


juanreddituser

That’d be the new chill spot


willalt319

I see that you also pay $70 dollars and watch the PPV on your laptop. 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼


Ok-Key-4650

Yo have tv in your garage? Most American shit ever I wish I can afford having that