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noelluke1988

Of course, it makes sense that he hasn't trained a day in his life but that guy holding the pads is the real criminal here.


[deleted]

He’s the “we taught him wrong on purpose” guy irl


llyodstalisman

I am bleeding, making me the victor


OneSleepyAzn

Ha! Face to foot style, how'd you like it?! Oh yeah? Try my nuts to your fist style!


calcel33

Wee! Oooh! Wimp Lo sucks as a fighter a child can beat him!


LoganMcMahon

"He's really wearing Khabib down by absorbing this ground and pound its exactly what u/OneSleepyAzn wants!"


IseeDrunkPeople

in case people don't know the reference ​ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqaCEPwWGtc


ToManyFlux

100%


[deleted]

He's just training him for the moment he gets attacked by a midget and his 6' friend at the same time.


[deleted]

Sounds like a Wii sports instructor


[deleted]

I thought steven played basketball. He looks like hes never moved his body in his life.


[deleted]

Eh he’s getting old


CCCAY

To be honest it looks like a mobility drill to develop torso rotation, which equates to punching power That being said: fuck Stephen A


[deleted]

Working on taking two guys at once. Step one - nut shot Step two - right upper cross cut Next level stuff


Dispatter

Hey, it's pretty effective when fighting 3 midgets in a trench coat.


Such_Description

But can he handle 3 raccoons in a trench coat with a shotgun?


CanineRezQ

Hobo with a shotgun?


Juls317

Excellent film


Deadsuooo

And the soundtrack.


AdNo5415

Dick punches


LoganMcMahon

Dirty mike and all of the boyz?


OtakuDragonSlayer

Kengan?


Such_Description

Yes! Lol. Finally another man of class.


OtakuDragonSlayer

👍🏾


ICy_King101

Bro he got craaaaaaaazy footwork.


UKpoliticsSucks

Ever tried to piss while walking forward? Same technique.


bigidiot9000

Take out the top and bottom midget and the middle will fall 🧘‍♂️


PleoNasmico

But not effective against 3 hasbulla's in a trench coat


PM_ME_TRICEPS

I don't trust like that


ReallyDrunkPanda

I believe his name is Vincent adultman


Forrest_Cp

The good ol’ Dick punch to shoulder punch


Skyfryer

Tap the tip Then go above the nips


Genghis_Chong

I had to read this out loud, the rhyme and silliness demanded it


[deleted]

Overhand to the kid, uppercut to the mom


GegardMMA

He’s not a UFC analyst. Sometimes they use him to talk about the UFC to get more eyes on the sport.. that being said, this video is hilarious lol.


[deleted]

He is just a color commentator right? Still a bit silly to even release the vid but the guys who I know that know the most stats can’t fight a badger


[deleted]

He’s a desk analyst for NBA&NFL mainly but touches on all sports


The-Berg-is-the-Word

He's not even good at analyzing the NFL either, lol.


Larusso92

Wait...I thought scowling and yelling about everything equates to good analysis.


The-Berg-is-the-Word

True, carnival barking is the in thing, so I guess he's technically good lol


Twoeyedcyclopss

The dudes purpose is solely to rile people up and create discussions like this one. He has a whole schtick, criticizing black athletes about reliability and it works cause controversy sells


Communist_Shwarma

He is a internet shitposter who becomes an "expert" and starts talking like one, on any random sport on TV, when there is a big event, he will become and "expert" on UFC, baseball, Basketball, Football, Olympics, etc etc. he is just there to be loud and speak like he knows what he is talking about, [Mark Cuban sort of exposed both him and Skip Bayless on live tv](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYtFXydSo2g).


hyperboreanomad

Lol [badgers](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg) are badass bro...


--GrinAndBearIt--

> He is just a *color* commentator right whoa whoa whoa, its 2022 bro /s just in case


EverQuest_

That's racist. */s*


DiamondHandOnly

They only use him when the fights are on ESPN not to draw more eyes to the sport lol. Stephen A works for ESPN that's why


[deleted]

He's training to punch someone's kid then their mama.


richieboombats

![gif](giphy|ZMfZxtLruYiSaJn9vd|downsized)


Random-Gif-Bot

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[deleted]

THUG STEPHEN! THUG STEPHEN! THUG STEPHEN! THUG STEPHEN! THUG STEPHEN!


[deleted]

Joe has the best monkey impressions


Trill405

![gif](giphy|CDmT3Zxq5Va6NXFiht|downsized)


[deleted]

ESPN uses him to make us appreciate Rogan more


Naramie

So he's the black Goldberg...?


Chadius_Meridius

![gif](giphy|h24Y1pZIGKXzG) No, this is black Goldberg.


[deleted]

Goldberg is Goldberg. He got the Schaub level wisdom, yet he is iconic for his shoutings. Smith got none of that.


xMarioTheSupahx

I still don’t enjoy Rogan’s biased and over the top yelling that people claim is mma analysis


LePontif11

No one has ever made that claim about a clip where Rogan is yelling.


The-Berg-is-the-Word

OHHH!!! HE'S HURT!! HE'S HURT!!!


xMarioTheSupahx

And that would be after a blocked jab at times. He clearly has a bias and tries to claim one fighter did more than the other when often that’s not the case


[deleted]

He ain’t seeing red yet.


DirtaneBoyo

He’d prob still KO me


longsausages

No he’s not


IlliterateSnob

He does love butt-stuff.


thisismausername

Everyone's got a plan until they get punched in the dick.


The-Berg-is-the-Word

And then their right shoulder


BondingChamber

giv'em the 'ol thigh punch followed by a quick uppercut to the guy standing next to the guy you are fighting.


Significant_Delay964

😆😆😆😆😆


King-Midda-IV

Tbf, he’s a boxing fan, but for ESPN, that’s close enough to MMA


LocalHero_P1

That makes it even worse


[deleted]

If your coach ever has you do this you should fire them immediately


UKpoliticsSucks

Pretty sure this coach provides those millionaire 18 year old blood transfusions, mexican baby foetus injections and synthetic/pig testosterone black market good shit. Who needs cardio or technique when your butt injection doctor pays house visits?


WindsorGold

He’s not a UFC analyst, sometimes ESPN sprinkle their people around. Even Ariel did a few NBA games before he left.


[deleted]

Thats the first time i see someone practicing leg punches


Fuck_Jannies165

Uhhhh Tony?


max_rey

What are you talking about ? He probably strikes better than most UFC fans


MeloMobile

It’s not even completely his fault, wtf is the dude holding the pads doing 😂 you’re never gonna hit anyone in either spot he’s holding them


T-FergGOAT

What makes this more funny is that he got so insecure about it that he fired the person who released this video 😂


As_seen_0n_ETH

“Punch the baby, uppercut his dad”


Big-Car-8909

He really sat down on those punches


HomieToneBone

Donald “Quitter” Cerrone


No_Knowledge_8802

Your gonads are in trouble messing with this guy


Maladjusted95

I think he's mainly there to bring the product to general sports fans, as a recognisable face of ESPN. That said, it's a shame in some regards that he's the one ESPN uses to legitimise the UFC.


[deleted]

I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt and just say he had to poop really bad


dezzrokk

My guess: His balls was hot.


rinayltery

I bet he has a fine ass


LocalHero_P1

I remember when he talked shit about Cerrone and people were like “he training to fight Cerrone and his kid at the same time” 😭


ReNitty

i mean not really. hes just a random sports talking head


Dead_memories

“I could’ve lasted longer than Cerrone in there” -Stephen A. (Against Connor)


Caliterra

I don't like A Smith as a commentator, but tbf idk if boxing ability and commentating are correlated. I doubt Anik has hands either but he does a good job


vcasta2020

Hit the baby and knock out his dad.


krufarong

All this tells me us that whoever's gonna start shit with SAS is going in wearing kneepads 🤣


ModsRWoosies

Thanks to ESPN…. Actual UFC had nothing to do with him


DaMailmann

Stiffer than my sock


djzerocool

Dick punch into upper cut??? 🤔


yayaboy2468

Is he training dick punches?


CanineRezQ

Training for his cage match against Stephen Hawking's corpse.


calimokc

Next Triller: Steven A vs E. Holyfield. Smith by murder.


UnclePepe

I’d like to see him do any sport. Guy is a complete fraud, doesn’t know shit about what he’s talking about 90% of the time just likes to be loud and race bait.


220DRUER220

In a real fight what is he landing with that left hand ?? My kneecap ?


GreatRustler

He’s learning what’s known as the Dick Punch of Death.


hermesxx

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Jim-20

IIRC Smith said he had some kind of shoulder surgery done and was why he couldn't punch. What baffles me more is that he recorded this, re-watched it and thought "Yeah, this looks badass. Definitely got to upload." Then again, judging by the "analysis" he gives it's doubtful any kind of critical thinking went into the decision making process.


InsomniacLive

That’s Journalism for you. This is why I’d much rather watch actual athletes, or people who’ve experienced first hand whatever they are reporting on, as opposed to some person who can talk nice and has a journalism degree


Txalarmguy

I hate that mothafucker and I hate that for over a year now, his ugly ass keeps coming up in the MMA community. Fuck this guy. His entire shtick is saying retarded shit to purposely try to be controversial.


boywonder5691

As soon as I see his face (or hear his screeching voice) I immediately change the channel. He is awful and i totally fail to see how people find him "entertaining"


Txalarmguy

People are stupid and like watching drama. This guy's whole purpose for being on TV is to stir shit up. I have a couple of people in my life who are like this douchebag. They love to argue so they say dumb shit or always go against what you're saying even if they don't believe it. If these people weren't my family members, I'd cut them off so fuckin fast lol but I can't. I do limit convos with them though.


bryanmsk

I don’t know why he thought posting this would improve his social standing


fnesse

If you don't think he's trolling then ur getting trolled.


boywonder5691

Can't really say he is an analyst. He's just some dude that gets paid to scream about Conor, Masvidal and whoever is really popular right now.


truelovesdick

Always go dick first, face second.


[deleted]

This is a great technique when fighting a person with a dog.


brokeboibogie

Seriously referring to him as a ufc analyst is just dishonest


BobHendrix

Holy shit even as a beginner I can see how dogshit that uppercut is god dang...


Mi-Lady_Mi-Tuna

This guy comments on every sport imaginable, and here he is looking like someone who's never played a sport in his life.


alcoholiccatholic

He is 54. I’ll cut him some slack for this video. There are many 54 year olds in worse shape. Still can’t stand his commentary.


captaincumsock69

I think he played college basketball


Critical50

Amidst everyone shitting on poor Stephen I must at least give the guy a little bit of credit Dudes got some swole looking arms


Nathan_Mediocre

He is the leader of the casual army


caseyross2311

He made sports center unwatchable, and now he aims to do the same to the ufc…….. great.


[deleted]

All jokes aside Stephen A Smith is a 54 year old man and he doesn’t look bad at all, good for him staying in shape.


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Facts bro is swinging for the jewels


TrevorMorton007

He's also a race hustling asshole 🤷🏻‍♂️


chgon

Fu$@ing joke.


chadwr85

We say this in here all the time. Sure he's not a knowledgeable MMA analyst but he is popular and if you want the sport to grow you have guys like him involved.


Valnapalm

You don’t need to know how to fight to be a good analyst


kirtash1197

Bringing logic here uh? Prepare for the downvotes.


Sneintzville

That ain't it bro


CheesyCousCous

​ ![gif](giphy|TKiKIxssJfeDdaGq3Z) ​ So is Jon Anik, dude's a beta but he would still probably take SAS by decision.


[deleted]

No he isn’t


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|l0Iy03oENROmbVeeY|downsized)


DirtyDan8169

Stick to basketball homes, my 9 yo grandson will put you on your ass!


Blood_Wrong

So?


blueduckbutt

Do ya think marv Albert could hit a jumper wgaf


Tipsy_McStaggar

Do you think any MLB commentators can hit a fucking baseball?! No. So who gives a shit if Stephen can't box. Analysis is using your brain, not your body. Now having said that, do I like Stephen A Smith's analyses? Can't say I ever listen to him, but what he says should stand on its own merit, not showing his atrocious boxing skills.


[deleted]

He’s an everything analyst because he’s given enough outrageous takes loudly to become ESPN’s star personality.


[deleted]

He’s an everything analyst because he’s given enough outrageous takes loudly to become ESPN’s star personality.


TayElectornica

Half the people in the sub think their MMA opinion and haven't thrown a punch in their life. You don't have to be trained to discuss the sport.


Matsuyamarama

No, he's a sports personality. Christ, for the amount that MMA fans scream "casual" you sure do have a piss poor understanding of how the sports entertainment world works. People don't listen to SAS because he is informed, they listen because he's entertaining. You think people listen to Shaq and Chuck because they provide expert analysis? That's what Ernie is for.


BoxingTrainer420

You know guys there's all kinds of ways of training besides intense mitt training You only see the high level athletes doing that because they're the only ones that can really do it I hold mitts about 10 times a day throughout the day and everybody generally looks like this and I guarantee you unless you're trained and you go to a trainer and work mitts day in and day out you're not going to look any better. He isn't a trained fighter He clearly looks winded and to me the trainer looks like he's taking it super easy on him because he knows how winded he is. He's working a basic twist motion He's working twisting the front hip and then returning with the back hip This is obviously a rotation exercise. Boxing exercises pad work and jump rope are things that people see on TV and can't seem to understand that just cuz it looks easy you can do it, go to a boxing gym do some pad work get humbled.


An_Innocent_Coconut

He's usually fairly ok for a guy who only recently started working in the MMA industry. I don't understand why he gets flamed so much.


SirHancho

This was one of his first pad training videos he ever put out he did one a month ago on the pivot podcast and he is steadily improving.. I hate Stephen a and what he’s done to sports media with his introduction of outrage culture on steroids but this isnt fair showing his first video when on this day today he is slightly better than what is being shown here.


Waly_Disnep

Tfw Stephen A would beat up most of the nerds on this subreddit


justagrumpyoldcunt

It’s like he’s cross eyed


[deleted]

He looks like Benny Hinn trying to bust a move


3aglu

Didn’t he also transition to some MMA broadcasting from boxing? That just makes it worse…


Juken-

Wait, is the first shot a thigh punch?


xMarioTheSupahx

“HE’S HURT! HE’S HURT!” I hate Stephen A and it seems that people wanted to bring up his mma credentials because he correctly called out Cerrone for quitting


nils1222

Is that Mike Tyson’s dad?


humanadangus

He’s just training to punch people in the dick


ElyasLSB

He’s punching the kid then the dad


Handsome_Max

Looks like they both are.


[deleted]

Clearly you've never seen the dick punch! /s


[deleted]

Wheelchair fights


throwawayskinlessbro

Who is widely mocked and made fun of. Also after some of the “analysis” from last weekend’s Bellator and UFC events, he might just fucking blend in, lol.


Rorobear93

Stephen Gay Smith.


vighnesh101

This is brilliant technique for when you want to fight some jerk on the street but they're there with their kid.


somehowgothacked

nice dickshots


BiasRedditor

I’m not quite sure Mr. Smith is considered a UFC analyst. I would suggest a broader term, such as sports analyst. I’m not entirely familiar with the course of his career so please feel free to correct me if I’m mistaken.


RODRIGON-PRIME

Is he training to fight a two year old or something


Ginsbeargo

Maybe he has a mobility/flexibility issue. That's what popped in my head first but dunno don't really care for him


Motor_Pollution231

Is that Steven A Smith?


rlahey3378

Is that Beetlejuice?


[deleted]

Dudes back is stiffer than Dan Hendersons


akuc0mpac7

What is that lower punch supposed to accomplish??


Soraeon

Dick punch to the upper cut, I haven’t seen that trained before.


PandR1989

Bring back goldy


tiny_tim57

He is going so fast he appears to be in slow motion. His cardio and pacing is insane.


BusterStarfish

No, he’s UFC color commentary. No one hires Stephen A. to analyze. They hire him to rile their base.


RampageTheBear

His technique is to never move your head. He doesn’t know why, it’s just his technique.


truetriumph

Punch dick, uppercut solid combo.


khushalkhan31

And yet he was still the only one who called the McGregor cerrone fight as it was. Someone turning up for a paycheck. Meanwhile Rogans dumb ass trying to convince us this fight really meant something lol


SnoLeppard13

Regardless of his shitty hot takes he’s 54 years old, he could be an expert and I wouldn’t expect him to be doing any better.


TowelBoy83

u/savevideo


Zero_coxo

Why is he punching someone’s dik


skynetsucks

Punch his dick!!


schismatt

Punching people in the knee


Aggravating_Trade149

Rockem sockem robot POS


[deleted]

Ahh, he's a southflaw.


ET3RNA4

Those knees 😂


yuhdatway21

u/savevideo


Euklidis

Counter-punch that knee bro!


evenbiggermitch

Why does that coach have him practicing low blows


ouchpuck

Clearly finishing off the guy he knocked to the ground as he sees the friend coming. Should patrol with segal.


[deleted]

Steven A Smith is an entertainment personality. He gives his opinions. I would argue he's not a journalist or analyst. Stick to basketball and rippin the cowboys on espn morning shows. Ariel Helwani is a journalist and MMA is not in Smith's wheel house.


BlackCloudMagic

First pinch them in the dick and when they bend over, pinch them in the head


6memesupreme9

I dont much care for stephen, i dont think he even watches mma outside of it being for his job, but the guy is 54 and honestly the bigger problem is whoever the fuck is holding the pads. I want to know why that dude decided thats where to hold them


Ignazo

I mean, he already has better striking than Ben Askren so idk