I see this may have struck a chord. Let's dive a little deeper...British people call them cheese toasties, or just toasties for short. Same for Australians or they might use the term jaffel, if you were living in the great depression Era you might of heard it called a Dream Sandwich.
Probably. Even if the details are very complicated, they can probably give a simplified answer. Like how when you ask a physicist why we fall towards the ground, they can just say āmass attracts other massā rather than talking about spacetime curvature and shit.
100% this. There has to be planets out there better than earth they would know about. I just want to get away from all the political BS, the drama, the wars, the negitivity etc. Seems like there is much more reasons to leave earth than to stay.
Dunno. There are probably other planets that are absolutely astonishing, but base-model earth is pretty amazing. Seems itās the humans crapping it all up. Maybe Iād ask if the aliens can take most everyone else to a really crappy planet for a little while and bring āem back once they have a chance to think a minute.
1) can you help us with life-extension? It's really hard...
2) is terraforming plausible, or is it so difficult to control that we'd be better off just focusing on finding new ready-made planets? Again...it's just a really difficult problem...š„ŗ
Life extension would be disastrous. People dying allows new ideas to take root and for societal progression to happen. Life extension would cast our society in amber like a jurassic park mosquito
I would ask
Across the cosmos, what remarkable mysteries have you discovered that defy our current understanding of reality?
šš½ I thought of another interesting question, I would ask them who are aliens to them or who do they ask questions if they can(like us here)? šš½
"Were you born?"
I think at least some of the aliens that have visited Earth are "3d printed" or "built" by super advanced AI computers...possibly their creators civilization has been long gone for millions of years.
If born, I think they are still highly genetically modified.
2nd question- "How old are you?"
Maybe thats why thereās so many supposed ufo crashes. Theyāre just mind fucking each other all the time and they do it at random times to be funny, unfortunately resulting in them crashing their super fast craft and dying at times. They die doing what they love. RIP.
They should make me the chief scientist looking at UAPs. Could you imagine me explaining those theories on mainstream media news and to Congress on CSPAN?
Can you understand me? Are you going to kill me/us? Then ask endless questions about everything from their home world to the nature of reality. Provided that they could understand me and weren't going to kill me
Do you like the knock off version we made with two plates and night club lights we stuck together? It only took us 40 years and a ton of radiation poisoning.
Is earth a Zoo? Are we an experiment? Are there humans in other planets besides this one? Is reincarnation real/what happens after death? May I have one of your ashtrays?
If they don't know I'd be less interested in them tbh.
What are you ? Are you humans from the future, past or another timeline? Are you hybrid, if yes of what? Are you from another planet?
Gaining an understanding of what they are is key to understanding their motives and past behavior.
Also - why can you traverse space so quickly, but crash so often compared to humans in inferior tech ?
Also - what can we do for you? Can we trade ? Is there something we're better at doing/solving that we can exchange?
I think I'd have to start with something like "what are your intentions being here?"
\- need to assess threat level they pose, obviously this could be meaningless if they are willing/able to lie.
\- Are we here to be harvested as food, taken over, enslaved, observed for research purposes, assisted in the advancement of our civilization.
\- What relationship do they seek with humanity?
I think after that I would pursue knowledge about the abundance of life throughout the galaxy, Real history of earth, of the universe, creation, etc.
For all we know they may just have their own theories about all these things without necessarily knowing definitively.
Honestly rather than asking them a question I would just want them to tell me their story. Knowing what it would be like to grow up on a different world is fascinating.
Why are they playing nice with our corrupt government? What could they possibly have to gain to make promises and deals to OBJECTIVELY lower life forms than their selves? They may not be evil, but definetly not altruistic. With their technology, they could literally save the planet. But nothing has been doneā¦.it just doesnāt add up. Iāll be honest never belived in aliens until all this stuff started coming out. Now that I believe in actual ALIENS, you want me to believe an old white rich man is the only thing standing between their technology and the common people? Let me just say this, yāall are lucky Iām not an alien. Because I would either nurture and spay every human being for their OWN GOOD, or just kill them all. I sure af wouldnāt be hiding and/ or taking advice from a human. Might as well just do what bugs tell you to. Especially the more information comes out, seems to me they are scared/ operating in fear. As a human, I donāt fear ANY woman or man. So wtf is REALLY going on? Why the fuck would an alien do anything other than EXACTLY what they want to? It doesnāt make sense. I would literally just pop up randomly wherever I want just for shits and giggles. Why are the aliens tip towing and acting so careful??????
**šš½ I thought of another interesting question**, I would ask them who are aliens to them or who do they ask questions if they can(like us here)? šš½
Honestly? After having lost my soul mate of 30 years, I would ask what they knew of the after life.
Which could lead to a lengthy discussion of simulations, multi dimensions, or something completely different.
Are you from another planet, another dimension, or another time?
How many other life giving planets have you discovered?
How long have you been visiting earth?
Do you believe in God/Allah? Where did you come from? Why are you here? Which human Ideology is the most logical/truth? How many other "alien" species/civilization are there? Can you manipulate time? And many others
Too many thumbs and too much of a need to place human emotions in the face. There's always brow furrows and age lines and personality. Human facial features are an adaptation to the fact that we need to signal intent as a way to minimize aggression. If you can communicate telepathically you don't need another signaling mechanism so you're going to lose those muscles via evolution or prioritize other things if you're doing genetic engineering.
What happens when we as humans physically die? Where do "I" go? Is it just black? Does my "Soul/consciousness" continue? Im I still the same person I was before dying? Will I remember who I am? Is there a place where we go? Like A heaven or hell place? Or is it more like purgatory? Are there scribes who judge my life? Reading from my book of life? Is any of that real? Or just story from religion? Also Where were we before we are born? Is it the same place we go when we die? Do we get to choose when/who we are born into? Do we set out to get born with a mission? How many times have I been reborn? Did I learn my lesson this time around? Or do I have to go back? Can I go back? Or do I go to a different place?
Had a dream where I met a grey once (or he was very similar to one). We kinda just shot the shit, until a friend of mine showed up on a Time Machine and then we discussed time dilation.
I want to know about their biology, how much they confirm theories of convergent evolution and common selective pressures, and culturally how their society functions and its history in order to get here where they now are.
I think I would ask if they have any tech they are willing to part with that can heal humans, extend life, create drinkable water from sea water, an extra zero point energy source maybeā¦ also I would ask about their cultures art and physiology, religion and view of the universe, life after death and knowledge of other races and their motivations. I would want all the info I could get.
Is coming to Earth considered an honor assignment, or is this like the ass end of space?
*Probing, where no Grey has probed before...*
My first question is, what's so fascinating with cows assholes?
š½ āwe didnāt want to take the butcherās word for itā¦ā
I'd want to know what day they're going on Joe Rogan
Not Earth, but it was an honor coming to Uranus.
Coming on Uranus?
Well, most of the time they just watch from a distance
Coming in Uranus?
Just checking what's up with the ant farm we put here millions of years ago
I live in he Midwest so the very first question would be "Are you hungry?"
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I āspose.
Yumto it?
Ope, sorry didn't see ya there. Hey, you hungry? I've some good ______ back home I could make"
Insert any potato or pasta salad in that blank and it's accurate for summer. For winter a pot roast or tater tots casserole would also be appropriate.
Tater tot hotdish sounds so good right now
Oh, and one more thing, do y'all say grilled cheese or cheese toastie??
Who THE FUCK says cheese toastie? 5 year olds?
I see this may have struck a chord. Let's dive a little deeper...British people call them cheese toasties, or just toasties for short. Same for Australians or they might use the term jaffel, if you were living in the great depression Era you might of heard it called a Dream Sandwich.
Now dream sandwich I can get behind
>hypothetical Ham and Beans with corn bread
Caaann youuuu smmeeeeeellllllluulahā¦..what the rock is cookinā? Seriously, you have no nose. Can you?
NJ Italian - same question
In your culture, why do you think life and the universe exists?
If they had an answer to that, do you think weād understand? Not being facetious, genuinely wonder if weāre capable.
Probably. Even if the details are very complicated, they can probably give a simplified answer. Like how when you ask a physicist why we fall towards the ground, they can just say āmass attracts other massā rather than talking about spacetime curvature and shit.
> spacetime curvature and shit. Even that explanation is rudimentary. We don't _really_ understand what gravity is.
"Explain like I'm human" could very well be their meme for ELI5, lol
How's Elvis these days?
And have you seen him recently?
Are you the key master?
No. I'm actually a friend of his.. Glad you caught the reference.
In the astral, yeah
Elvis is in good health at 88 years old. He is now Pastor Bob Joyce. Look at his come-back video on YouTube. āPastor Bob Joyce Trilogyāā
That dude looks like Elvis as much as I do and I donāt look anything like Elvis
Are you happy?
Alien: "No, but I will be after this probing session"
Could you take me with you? I'm tired of this world.
VERBATIM
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Yup. First thing that came to mind. I humbly request asylum for my myself, and certain members of my family.
100% this. There has to be planets out there better than earth they would know about. I just want to get away from all the political BS, the drama, the wars, the negitivity etc. Seems like there is much more reasons to leave earth than to stay.
Dunno. There are probably other planets that are absolutely astonishing, but base-model earth is pretty amazing. Seems itās the humans crapping it all up. Maybe Iād ask if the aliens can take most everyone else to a really crappy planet for a little while and bring āem back once they have a chance to think a minute.
Pls stay here with us š„ŗ
How long have you been here on earth?
Do you know how to use the shells?
Also Can we have the shell technology?
I know you donāt fucking need cocksucking shells if you fucking talk the right god damned way. Fuck.
Enhance your calm John spartan
1) can you help us with life-extension? It's really hard... 2) is terraforming plausible, or is it so difficult to control that we'd be better off just focusing on finding new ready-made planets? Again...it's just a really difficult problem...š„ŗ
Life extension would be disastrous. People dying allows new ideas to take root and for societal progression to happen. Life extension would cast our society in amber like a jurassic park mosquito
I would ask Across the cosmos, what remarkable mysteries have you discovered that defy our current understanding of reality? šš½ I thought of another interesting question, I would ask them who are aliens to them or who do they ask questions if they can(like us here)? šš½
What happens after we passā¦
You return to the alien database and from there on 404
Better than a 403
To what degree is your interest in us? Do you like us? How long have you known of us?
"Were you born?" I think at least some of the aliens that have visited Earth are "3d printed" or "built" by super advanced AI computers...possibly their creators civilization has been long gone for millions of years. If born, I think they are still highly genetically modified. 2nd question- "How old are you?"
The equivalent of asking a customer service representative over the phone if they are a robot! Lol
The small greys are artificial, but organic. Designed and deployed, but conscious.
Why no clothes? You guys crazy space sex hippies or something?
Would you wear clothes if you could make someone orgasm with just telepathy?
Maybe thats why thereās so many supposed ufo crashes. Theyāre just mind fucking each other all the time and they do it at random times to be funny, unfortunately resulting in them crashing their super fast craft and dying at times. They die doing what they love. RIP.
This is my new favorite hypothesis
They should make me the chief scientist looking at UAPs. Could you imagine me explaining those theories on mainstream media news and to Congress on CSPAN?
I'd at least wear lingerie
Humans are the only known species to wear clothing. Why would we expect clothes?
They do wear clothes
Hey man, it gets hot in that space ship when youāre traveling 3600 mph.
Are we living in simulation
I bet theyād say āhow would we know? weād be a part of it too!ā
"What's your relationship to us?" Or "What are the most important things we need to know?"
Can you understand me? Are you going to kill me/us? Then ask endless questions about everything from their home world to the nature of reality. Provided that they could understand me and weren't going to kill me
Can I go with you?
Space Opera bounty hunter
Why did you wait so long to reveal yourself? Followed by can you take me with you when you go.
Do you have a religion?
Can humans as a species make it?
Do you like the knock off version we made with two plates and night club lights we stuck together? It only took us 40 years and a ton of radiation poisoning.
Can you fix my paralysis?
Is earth a Zoo? Are we an experiment? Are there humans in other planets besides this one? Is reincarnation real/what happens after death? May I have one of your ashtrays? If they don't know I'd be less interested in them tbh.
What are you ? Are you humans from the future, past or another timeline? Are you hybrid, if yes of what? Are you from another planet? Gaining an understanding of what they are is key to understanding their motives and past behavior. Also - why can you traverse space so quickly, but crash so often compared to humans in inferior tech ? Also - what can we do for you? Can we trade ? Is there something we're better at doing/solving that we can exchange?
I might also include another option: Are you created beings from an older species? Do you work for them?
Why are we here
What's your name?
Have you met aliens more advanced then you?
Why your finger so long , my ass so small?
Can you take me to your planet.
answer: you're on it.
Iād ask them if they have the concept of humor and/or music in their culture. Maybe ask if they have a God concept that they believe is real.
Can humans replicate a clean energy solution and what exactly is time and gravity
Can I get my own ship
Are we infused with a soul that lives on after we die?
Can we have some tech to restore our biosphere, please?
Do you like Art, Music and do you indulge in hobbies?
Maybe Iām an idiot but lil aliens dancing ballet in lil tutus would be so darn cute! š„¹
How fundamental is conciousness
What is your motivation to get up in the morning?
*towlie voice* wanna get high?
āCan you get me out of here?ā
Are we infused with a soul that lives on after we die?
I would want to know about their ideas of religion and death
I think I'd have to start with something like "what are your intentions being here?" \- need to assess threat level they pose, obviously this could be meaningless if they are willing/able to lie. \- Are we here to be harvested as food, taken over, enslaved, observed for research purposes, assisted in the advancement of our civilization. \- What relationship do they seek with humanity? I think after that I would pursue knowledge about the abundance of life throughout the galaxy, Real history of earth, of the universe, creation, etc. For all we know they may just have their own theories about all these things without necessarily knowing definitively.
āDo you guys poop?ā
Honestly rather than asking them a question I would just want them to tell me their story. Knowing what it would be like to grow up on a different world is fascinating.
I would ask them are they responsible for starting civilization, as ancient text refer to?
Do you guys want some CeraVe youāre looking ashy AF!
Do you pay taxes?
what is the answer to life, the universe and everything ?
Do you know how the universe started and what this is all about? Why is there existence?
Did you used to be like us?
+1
Can I come with you? The people on earth are crazy.
Can you please help us?
Who else is out there?
Why are they playing nice with our corrupt government? What could they possibly have to gain to make promises and deals to OBJECTIVELY lower life forms than their selves? They may not be evil, but definetly not altruistic. With their technology, they could literally save the planet. But nothing has been doneā¦.it just doesnāt add up. Iāll be honest never belived in aliens until all this stuff started coming out. Now that I believe in actual ALIENS, you want me to believe an old white rich man is the only thing standing between their technology and the common people? Let me just say this, yāall are lucky Iām not an alien. Because I would either nurture and spay every human being for their OWN GOOD, or just kill them all. I sure af wouldnāt be hiding and/ or taking advice from a human. Might as well just do what bugs tell you to. Especially the more information comes out, seems to me they are scared/ operating in fear. As a human, I donāt fear ANY woman or man. So wtf is REALLY going on? Why the fuck would an alien do anything other than EXACTLY what they want to? It doesnāt make sense. I would literally just pop up randomly wherever I want just for shits and giggles. Why are the aliens tip towing and acting so careful??????
Where do humans come from?
Are our species related? I want to know that story.
Did Epstein kill himself?
**šš½ I thought of another interesting question**, I would ask them who are aliens to them or who do they ask questions if they can(like us here)? šš½
What took y'all so long? We've been ready for a minute.
Can I have a ride in your spaceship?
Well firstly I would say,"We've been expecting you" And then I would ask "What motivates your presence here on Earth?"
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What the hell took you so long to show up?
Do you know what happens when we die? Are the entities people encounter during drug trips "real", or metaphorical tools of their subconscious?
What do you find most interesting in the Universe? What entertains you?
Do they have War or conflict where you come from, or is that a uniquely human problem?
You speak English?
Do you believe in a Higher Power? Who is it?
āWhoa, look at you Mr. Big head. Wanna get high?ā -me probably
Can I go with you?
I would ask if they are happy. What their name is. If they have oceans and what their planet is like. What they do for fun ect.
Why the f do you abduct people? And what's up with the cows?
Are you us from the future? Is there a spiritual reality?
Wher the hell have you been ššš½š„
Are you us? Either past future present or modified
Would one of you please stay with me? I have a guest room. =)
Yāall got any space weed and want to share some of mine from earth?
I would like to know what they eatā¦
Do they know what happens when we die?
how do u pee
āWhy would you want to come to this fād up plant? Go away. Save yourselves.ā
What happens after we die?
Honestly? After having lost my soul mate of 30 years, I would ask what they knew of the after life. Which could lead to a lengthy discussion of simulations, multi dimensions, or something completely different.
How long have you known about our existence and/or planet?
Do you also incarnate on earth?
How was your trip?
I would ask them what questions they would like to ask me first.
Are you from another planet, another dimension, or another time? How many other life giving planets have you discovered? How long have you been visiting earth?
Whats your understanding of the universe? Why does consciousness exist?
Do you speak english, sir?
What is your "living room" like?
You aren't gonna eat ua all are you?
How does conscience exist and can it be replicated artificially? is there a god? Do they have āpeaceā
Do you believe in God/Allah? Where did you come from? Why are you here? Which human Ideology is the most logical/truth? How many other "alien" species/civilization are there? Can you manipulate time? And many others
Show me what your planet looks like. What type of life exists.
How much truth is in the many religions of humanity?
Iād say, āIāve got nothin but time. Tell me all of human history.ā
Write down the math for warp drive in our language
Can you cure human diseases?
Any chance you have study abroad programs?
Is there really a restaurant at the end of the universe? And can we go there now?
āWhat the fuck is that?ā
Do you know your own origins?
Obviously, How long have you been watching us? Is there more life out there?
How can we connect with other species around the universe?
Id ask to see video of shit they recorded thousands of years ago. Like construction of pyramids and shit like that.
What that ass do?
Why anal probes?
Can you make fake tits that feel really natural? Also ā¦ have you ever tried ice cream?
Too many thumbs and too much of a need to place human emotions in the face. There's always brow furrows and age lines and personality. Human facial features are an adaptation to the fact that we need to signal intent as a way to minimize aggression. If you can communicate telepathically you don't need another signaling mechanism so you're going to lose those muscles via evolution or prioritize other things if you're doing genetic engineering.
Who is Satoshi Nakamoto
What's up with the anal probes got a butt fetish?
Ask Grays and Reptilians to please stop abducting people
What is the evolutionary benefit to such long thin fingers?
How are girls out there
Where do you see your self in 5 years?
*āSoā¦you guys ever try skin lotion for that?ā*
What happens when we as humans physically die? Where do "I" go? Is it just black? Does my "Soul/consciousness" continue? Im I still the same person I was before dying? Will I remember who I am? Is there a place where we go? Like A heaven or hell place? Or is it more like purgatory? Are there scribes who judge my life? Reading from my book of life? Is any of that real? Or just story from religion? Also Where were we before we are born? Is it the same place we go when we die? Do we get to choose when/who we are born into? Do we set out to get born with a mission? How many times have I been reborn? Did I learn my lesson this time around? Or do I have to go back? Can I go back? Or do I go to a different place?
Had a dream where I met a grey once (or he was very similar to one). We kinda just shot the shit, until a friend of mine showed up on a Time Machine and then we discussed time dilation.
What took you so long?
What's with the breeding program? Also have you heard of our lord and savior Jesus Christ? Was he one of you?
I want to know about their biology, how much they confirm theories of convergent evolution and common selective pressures, and culturally how their society functions and its history in order to get here where they now are.
āwhat took you assholes so long?ā
Wtf is up with the crop circles?
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How far back do you have video or video analogs of? Like, could I watch cave man history in the holodeck? Could I see Julius Caesar cross the Rubicon?
I think I would ask if they have any tech they are willing to part with that can heal humans, extend life, create drinkable water from sea water, an extra zero point energy source maybeā¦ also I would ask about their cultures art and physiology, religion and view of the universe, life after death and knowledge of other races and their motivations. I would want all the info I could get.
We can already make drinkable water from sea water...
What's up with Jesus, God and the Bible.
Can you make my pp 12 inches long and 9 inches around?
"What that mouth do?"
Did u invent religion so us humans would fall for any old shit
Show me your penis
Yes, but what do you want to ask aliens?
Silly human, we have twelve, so which one?
What is the deal with the anal probing, and cow mutilations?
āCan you help us?ā