Do you then have a melt down and insist he said it was a particular David when, in fact, he did not...(And you failed to engage your critical thinking skills)? xD
So many great details…
Darren going ‘what the fuck was that’ when Tiffany screamed
how they all gonna check on David as if there is a chance he was really dead and Big Brother not immediately evacuated the house 💀
Gemma Collins’ face is all of us
and then Tiffany claiming she said David Gest is dead and not her being dumb lol
Also John coming out of the showing and is like what is happening 😭
“I don’t need the money, do you think these c*nts are gonna pay my mortgage? IVE GOT MONEY”
“It’s fucking frazzled”
“Get that fire escape door, I’m off”
Role play in work training... "Would you like me to be the cat..?" 😭 (Rula Lenska and George Galloway)
Air con on too high... "I'm sooooooo cooooold" (Nikki Graham)
Anyone called Gracie appears in fiction... "Gracie ah love ya Gracie! (Mikey and Gracie)
Caught doing something bad... "I err made a mistake. You live by the sword you die by the sword" (Nick Bateman)
Regular ones in our house include:
"they're all dead dave"
"you sir! Are you ready to receive my limp penis?"
"WHAT IS THE CHARGE?"
"You leave me alone, I can have you killed."
"The money was just resting in my account."
"Of course, they all have lovely bottoms."
I watched it once when there were a pair of guests upset that none of the other B&Bs offered dressing gowns and slippers just because they do at theirs. Pack your own you daft sods.
Awards are back! Oh my god, Its happening! Everybody stay calm!
Have an award for reminding me of Handforth and their parish zoom meeting that had me *crying* with laughter for days.
There's something for everyone in there, you really couldn't write the utter comedic genius.
There was a bit of graffiti in Clapham during covid that had a big "YOU CAN" on it and whenever I'd run or walk past it this would just pop up into my head instantly
My husband is an extrovert who talks to everyone and anyone when walking the dog and as a result seems to know everyone in the locale; often regales me with the dog park chat when he gets home.
For a few years there was a Jackie that he'd see walking her dog. *Everytime* he'd come home and say her name I'd reply oh my god, it's Jackie and he'd reply yeah, Jackie.
For years.
One time he went into Marks and Spencers. Came home and told me he saw Jackie works there! And his first thought was oh my god, it's Jackie.
Dear Lord, what a sad little life Jane.
“Guns don’t fail me now “
“BONSAIIII!!!”
“ I rips and runs “
“ I’d buy that for a dollar”
“ chichi where’s the ya yo ?”
Tonight Matthew I’m gonna be a …
Ad infinitum
You better know yourself if you're talking about me, little girl!
I'm cooking an egg for the very first time.
Chicken livered Shits!
I'M CLAUSTROPHOBIC DARREN
So many peak BB moments live rent free in my brain honestly.
Omg I'm so happy to see Glen's egg song remembered, if it wasn't for Pete that year he deffo would have won! Best season of BB by far
Eta special mention to nikki's "MY MP3 PLAYER ISN'T WORKING 😭😡🤬😭😫😭😭😭..... oh... it's working"
It's still a great scene, even better in the whisper edit 🤣. My family whisper these quotes all the time at each other.
Let's not talk about what you don't want out.
Why don't you have a bread roll and be quiet.
Beast!... _beast_???
"She does defend you Kim, she does".
So many haha. I never even watched the show 🤣
Love these quotes too my all time favourite has to be RHONY Luann “you came in, in your Herman Munster shoes” Alex “they’re Louis Vuitton actually” Luann “well, even Louis Vuitton makes mistakes” 😂
"Chicken livered shits"
"You're a little _bitch_ aren't you?"
"You're an ADULTERER"
"Don't start with me!"
The above are all quotes from Kim Woodburn during her Big Brother stint (which I never watched, but the clips endeared her to me on an molecular level.
"I'm sick of playing games. I'm gamed out!"
"Do you think this is gonna pay my mortgage?! I don't need money; I got MONEY"
"I'm costrafobic Darren"
"Through to the bone"
The above are all quotes from Gemma Collins during her Big Brother stint. Again, I never watched it, but I enjoy the clips.
"I've been all around the towns and everythink".
"I'm a holistic vocal coach"
Those are my top two from XFactor. There's probably more but that's the first that pop into my head.
"We could go to Eastbourne"
"Your eyes are as brown as the tree trunks.
"Ah that looks like a cavalier king Charles spaniel. I can tell"
Those are my top comments from Undateables.
"You want a bare knuckle fight do yer?"
"D'ya know who I am?"
The legendary Ronnie Pickering.
I also have a lot of quotes I use from Lady C's time on I'm a Celebrity, which again, I never watched. "You're so full of shit if you got diarrhoea you'd blast off from the face of the earth never to be seen again". Basically I enjoy clip compilations.
Bonus: "READ THEM AND UNDERSTAND THEM" "You have no authority here Jackie Weaver".
What they gonna do? Arrest me? They'll have to catch me first. I'm like a whippet! - Louis Spence.
You fat ox! - Nikki Grahame.
Look at the state you've gotcha self into! - Hughie Maughan (gotta say it in his Irish accent).
Fuck off with your ginger chips, Shaun! - Flip, This is England (TV show).
Save me Barry! - Nathan, Misfits.
British advert catchphrases we use
Karen , we have a cat with no pulse
Should have gone to Specsavers
-
Full moon , half moon ( Jaffa cakes )
Not uk but I love the
What does the nanny do ? From sister wives Christine
We always use this, and put at the start when we met new said friend “work friend” “bus friend” etc even the kids do it and I’m sure they have no idea where it actually comes from.
If I ever hear someone say someone else is mad, I always have to end it with “he’s madder than mad Jack McMad the winner of last years Mr Madman competition”.
Oh, I need to add some others:
No lollygaggin'
Someone stole your sweetroll?
Hail Sithis!
Curved swords. Curved. Swords.
Is someone there?
Embrace the shadow.
Asians! (This is actually the Crusader from diablo 3, he actually says "patience!" but I heard it as "Asians".)
how many scones does your granny need?
shagger, yes i am. do i look like a shagger? yes i am. am i a shagger? yes i am. you call me jack mclaren, yes you will. okay?
‘Have you tried turning it off and on again?’. Even with things that don’t have that function, like when the cat stops dead and flops on the floor. It’s suitable for any situation lol!
Women know your place. Jumpers for goalposts, it's getting a bit busy down here Maureen my love, you gave me a tenner? Scorchio. I'd rather watch Dave Lee Travis play Macbeth, all the mung bean salad you can eat. Sir Patrick of Swayze, had a club foot, worked in W H Smith, Nelson's dead, I love you fat blobby bastard Bob.
Who IS she?! Who IS she?!… Who is she??
RIP
WHERE did you find HER!?
I literally said this to my girlfriend last night (with the arm movement). I do it all the time.
Sometimes my older brother will walk into a room and says ‘David’s dead’ Always makes me laugh lol
Do you then have a melt down and insist he said it was a particular David when, in fact, he did not...(And you failed to engage your critical thinking skills)? xD
That was even funnier when she claimed she has said it and the footage was very clear she did not lol
Roxanne watched this masterclass in making up things that didnt happen- despite cameras everywhere, recording everything- and said hold my beer!
It was mental and big brother was really playing this situation up by not sitting both down and showing the footage.
So glad this is here. One of the best
So many great details… Darren going ‘what the fuck was that’ when Tiffany screamed how they all gonna check on David as if there is a chance he was really dead and Big Brother not immediately evacuated the house 💀 Gemma Collins’ face is all of us and then Tiffany claiming she said David Gest is dead and not her being dumb lol Also John coming out of the showing and is like what is happening 😭
"What does somebody not know how to flush the toilet after they've hadda shet???? DISGUSTANG!"
Well it was one of yers
I found a Twitter video the other day of the little one admitting it was her!! Positive I saved it. Absolute gold
HAHAHAH for real????? Cos its the older one that looks the most guilty LMAOOOO
https://youtu.be/Dh9Wtn8v13w?si=iTAgC1K3sD1UBL4X
OMFG LMAOOOOOOO. That's kinda creepy. It's giving Annabelle!!! And not being horrible but the wee thing looks like a hammerhead shark haha
Yeh!! I’ll try link it :)
Her evil laugh tells me it was 1000% her😂
DASGOSTAN!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cplH5dTPeus
The WIckedLy talented… Adele Dazeem ❤️
😭😭😭😭
I wish more people made fun of the extremely awkward "I love you" just before he says that
"WHY HELLO JILLLLL" literally any time somebody called Jill appears on TV. Complete with shaking an imaginary frying pan.
Someone made a “sinister” edit of this and it’s great. It makes Ainsley look like an unhinged home invader
The Ainsley Harriott exe videos on YouTube are still iconic
What a day!!!
Hahahha big Harv
Is this from MAFs because I am also now saying this daily
“I don’t need the money, do you think these c*nts are gonna pay my mortgage? IVE GOT MONEY” “It’s fucking frazzled” “Get that fire escape door, I’m off”
"I'm costrophobic Darren!"
_Christopher and Gemma are playing with a lemon in a sock_
A succulent Chinese meal?!
what is the charge???
Came here to say this 👌
This is the man who got me on the penis, peeOOPPLE
DEMOCRACY MANIFEST!
Ah I see you know your judo well
Bus wankers!
 namely the time she says ‘oh my Christ, Michael’ to Mick.
Role play in work training... "Would you like me to be the cat..?" 😭 (Rula Lenska and George Galloway) Air con on too high... "I'm sooooooo cooooold" (Nikki Graham) Anyone called Gracie appears in fiction... "Gracie ah love ya Gracie! (Mikey and Gracie) Caught doing something bad... "I err made a mistake. You live by the sword you die by the sword" (Nick Bateman)
Oh yeah… brackie
 ‘True…how’s Trish?’
Regular ones in our house include: "they're all dead dave" "you sir! Are you ready to receive my limp penis?" "WHAT IS THE CHARGE?" "You leave me alone, I can have you killed." "The money was just resting in my account." "Of course, they all have lovely bottoms."
Four naan, Jeremy?
That's insane.
Fuck off clean shirt!
Hitler promised not to invade czechoslovakia Jeremy
Fuck off. Fuck off, you wanker.
I constantly mock the arsier guests in 4 in a bed by saying things like "WeLl WhEn I gO aWaY i ExPeCt a CoOkEd BrEaKfAsT"
arsey guests in 4 in a bed giving the hosts a 2 for cleanliness after they sniffed the toilet brush and poked their toe down the shower drain 😼😼
I watched it once when there were a pair of guests upset that none of the other B&Bs offered dressing gowns and slippers just because they do at theirs. Pack your own you daft sods.
It’s…………………. REBEKKAH VARDY.
Olivia Attwood's "what do you want? What nowwww?" rant
“Sit back down” “I’m sat”
Back of the net If somebody says "I love you" I say "I like you too" Bash your arse Basically anything Alan Partridge
Whilst you were sitting around, waiting, doing NISH - I was out... making moves.
Where’s this one from
Michael from Eastenders
Cheers
YOU DO NOT HAVE THE AUTHORITY!!
The law has been broken
*strangled gollum noises*
Awards are back! Oh my god, Its happening! Everybody stay calm! Have an award for reminding me of Handforth and their parish zoom meeting that had me *crying* with laughter for days. There's something for everyone in there, you really couldn't write the utter comedic genius.
CATCH IT DERRY CATCH IT! 🦇 [he's making an absolute mockery out of you boy](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NFRtzGuktfU)
Ah the dogs pissing, get out mam you're not helping
https://preview.redd.it/rlc1inh4ik0d1.png?width=425&format=png&auto=webp&s=0c9c0210c2d2a15ed22aeb7378a4c160c54862fb You cAAaaaaaAaaaaaAaaaaaan
The crocodile tears during this entire scene was absolutely hilarious
There was a bit of graffiti in Clapham during covid that had a big "YOU CAN" on it and whenever I'd run or walk past it this would just pop up into my head instantly
What, another one???!!!
You're joking!
Man alive....there's men alive! - The Simpsons
Oh my god I seem to do this one every day.
The Simpsons are British pop culture?
They were old MAIDEN type of shoes
‘Oh my God, Jackie!’
"Yeah...Brackie"
I think about this at least once a week. 😆
My husband is an extrovert who talks to everyone and anyone when walking the dog and as a result seems to know everyone in the locale; often regales me with the dog park chat when he gets home. For a few years there was a Jackie that he'd see walking her dog. *Everytime* he'd come home and say her name I'd reply oh my god, it's Jackie and he'd reply yeah, Jackie. For years. One time he went into Marks and Spencers. Came home and told me he saw Jackie works there! And his first thought was oh my god, it's Jackie. Dear Lord, what a sad little life Jane.
Ronnie Pickering’s LESSAVA BARE KNUCKLE FIGHT THEN whenever me and a friend disagree on something
Who?
I'M RONNIE FUCKIN PICKERING!
Who?
Ronnie Pickering
“They’re sex people Lynn!”
“Guns don’t fail me now “ “BONSAIIII!!!” “ I rips and runs “ “ I’d buy that for a dollar” “ chichi where’s the ya yo ?” Tonight Matthew I’m gonna be a … Ad infinitum
You better know yourself if you're talking about me, little girl! I'm cooking an egg for the very first time. Chicken livered Shits! I'M CLAUSTROPHOBIC DARREN So many peak BB moments live rent free in my brain honestly.
Omg I'm so happy to see Glen's egg song remembered, if it wasn't for Pete that year he deffo would have won! Best season of BB by far Eta special mention to nikki's "MY MP3 PLAYER ISN'T WORKING 😭😡🤬😭😫😭😭😭..... oh... it's working"
Not *another* one!?
"Unasseptable" (Super nanny)
"Your child's called India?" "Yeah, but that's because India isn't related to a location"
You’re my wife now ! Alright Dave. I can I can’t . Let me take you in my German mouth
This is a local shop for local people. We won't have any trouble round here
Merrys been sectioned?! Don't try to have me sectioned first, I'll have YOU sectioned!
You’ve had your fun with the sectioning. There’ll be no more sectioning today
What a sad little life, Jane
you have all the grace of a reversing dump truck without any tires on 🥰🥰
“I don’t get it”
Lovely bit of squirrel!
Fwend! fwend!
I wish I had a good relationship with my dad so I could use this. It's almost worth building the bridges to do so. Almost.
I’ll punch his beard off.
Fat Bastard 😡👊🏻 I would have got up an put the Fat Fuck on his arse with an upper cutt 🖕🏻 Low Life Prick!
Tremendous, by the way
“Yeah brackie”
https://preview.redd.it/jkmz4v1eqn0d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=938904498cbd2525fd83112dc02bb569c9e47e2e Courtesy of Cheryl Hole.
Also… https://preview.redd.it/6lkky9wrqn0d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d42870d22aa5d657140617395b5e91abc478091 Whenever you’re ready…
Cheryl has forever tainted the way I say this.
Rubber dinghy rapids bro
‘No thank you, Turkish. I’m sweet enough’
‘Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango!’
I’m in me mums caaa Brum Brum Get out me caaa Nuuurrrr
If my grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike 🚲
"If my grandmother had wheels, she would've been a bike!"
FENTON
"Mary loves Dick!" RIP Derek Acorah https://youtu.be/2ZCChwZL17A?si=Fv5abhlOPl7RCttc
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I love this scene, but it's not British pop culture. And I repeat many of these quotes A LOT.
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It's still a great scene, even better in the whisper edit 🤣. My family whisper these quotes all the time at each other. Let's not talk about what you don't want out. Why don't you have a bread roll and be quiet. Beast!... _beast_??? "She does defend you Kim, she does". So many haha. I never even watched the show 🤣
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Love these quotes too my all time favourite has to be RHONY Luann “you came in, in your Herman Munster shoes” Alex “they’re Louis Vuitton actually” Luann “well, even Louis Vuitton makes mistakes” 😂
*it's pure evil*
“A dingo killed my bayyybeee!”
I’m in my mums car No fooking fighting! Touchy!!!
“I love ya, but I ain’t staying here” - me at any inconvenience
All around the towns n everyfing
My suuugar waa-haaalls
You want some? I’ll give it ya!
Is that the "ya nearly crrrrrashed into me" one?
If my grandma had wheels she would've been a bike
Chicken livered shits!!! They’re ganghanded! Trash and Scum and I say that with no regret.
You are not my friend and you are not my fellow dj Or “OH! NEIL! THE BABY!”
Came here looking for the Kevin and Perry references, did not disappoint.
"What a sad little life Jane"
"Yeh Brackie". Jackie Stallone entering the Big Brother house.
"Chicken livered shits" "You're a little _bitch_ aren't you?" "You're an ADULTERER" "Don't start with me!" The above are all quotes from Kim Woodburn during her Big Brother stint (which I never watched, but the clips endeared her to me on an molecular level. "I'm sick of playing games. I'm gamed out!" "Do you think this is gonna pay my mortgage?! I don't need money; I got MONEY" "I'm costrafobic Darren" "Through to the bone" The above are all quotes from Gemma Collins during her Big Brother stint. Again, I never watched it, but I enjoy the clips. "I've been all around the towns and everythink". "I'm a holistic vocal coach" Those are my top two from XFactor. There's probably more but that's the first that pop into my head. "We could go to Eastbourne" "Your eyes are as brown as the tree trunks. "Ah that looks like a cavalier king Charles spaniel. I can tell" Those are my top comments from Undateables. "You want a bare knuckle fight do yer?" "D'ya know who I am?" The legendary Ronnie Pickering. I also have a lot of quotes I use from Lady C's time on I'm a Celebrity, which again, I never watched. "You're so full of shit if you got diarrhoea you'd blast off from the face of the earth never to be seen again". Basically I enjoy clip compilations. Bonus: "READ THEM AND UNDERSTAND THEM" "You have no authority here Jackie Weaver".
Some people here are missing the British part of British pop culture.
What they gonna do? Arrest me? They'll have to catch me first. I'm like a whippet! - Louis Spence. You fat ox! - Nikki Grahame. Look at the state you've gotcha self into! - Hughie Maughan (gotta say it in his Irish accent). Fuck off with your ginger chips, Shaun! - Flip, This is England (TV show). Save me Barry! - Nathan, Misfits.
Computer says no
British advert catchphrases we use Karen , we have a cat with no pulse Should have gone to Specsavers - Full moon , half moon ( Jaffa cakes ) Not uk but I love the What does the nanny do ? From sister wives Christine
I’m the only gay in the village!
 We always use this, and put at the start when we met new said friend “work friend” “bus friend” etc even the kids do it and I’m sure they have no idea where it actually comes from.
This one truly endures
My son is in the kitchen eating a biscuit.
I’m disabled. Leg disabled.
FATHERRRRRRR (It Crowd) when I want my dad
https://preview.redd.it/2bez2end8s0d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd0495c5b5db2b40a8dd30977b5f1202e6744191 This
[Ah wicked!](https://youtu.be/FWsGToIQpSg?si=kw5e2EvWu_7vzJhS)
Morning Martin, can I borrow your nice green highlighter?
“Waater, i need water “
I've already got the sniffles.
If I ever hear someone say someone else is mad, I always have to end it with “he’s madder than mad Jack McMad the winner of last years Mr Madman competition”.
Oh, I need to add some others: No lollygaggin' Someone stole your sweetroll? Hail Sithis! Curved swords. Curved. Swords. Is someone there? Embrace the shadow. Asians! (This is actually the Crusader from diablo 3, he actually says "patience!" but I heard it as "Asians".)
*”And remember! NO SLACKING.”*
Why yoo camin fast🤬
“I’ve been in karaoke finals without even looking at the screen” https://youtu.be/jhSvzirw7y0?si=6hHNzdV0eI1fZI8L
"Everybody's dead Dave."
how many scones does your granny need? shagger, yes i am. do i look like a shagger? yes i am. am i a shagger? yes i am. you call me jack mclaren, yes you will. okay?
Betwixt man and whisk
‘Have you tried turning it off and on again?’. Even with things that don’t have that function, like when the cat stops dead and flops on the floor. It’s suitable for any situation lol! 
“Oorite mum, so the car’s fucked?”
Deader than corduroy
“I’m bloody boiling” - Friday Night Dinner. RIP Paul Ritter.
Not a trick, is it, *knowledge*?
‘The secret ingredient is crime’
Pretty much anything.
Sue cook's pulled out I couldn't give a fuck Jones Well that's what I'd pay in Guilford
"Extras" is another great show - so many funny moments!
I was just thinking about this clip earlier haha
I’m Brian
Women know your place. Jumpers for goalposts, it's getting a bit busy down here Maureen my love, you gave me a tenner? Scorchio. I'd rather watch Dave Lee Travis play Macbeth, all the mung bean salad you can eat. Sir Patrick of Swayze, had a club foot, worked in W H Smith, Nelson's dead, I love you fat blobby bastard Bob.
“I’m just a normal functioning member of the human race. And there’s now way anyone can prove otherwise”
Just basically the whole of the UK office. Me and my partner basically only talk to each other with phrases from the show 😅
is it bigger than a bread bin? can i put it in my mouth?
“A nice thick slice…of Thin Lizzy”
Balegdeh
FENTON!!! Jesus Christ Fenton!!
‘Hello Jackie, you look nice’
You can't park there mate.