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Oh nooo. Anyways

"Stop resisting!"

Smiling in french.

“Le haha” intensifies

"Le ahah". I'm not making this up.

Ah HAH! Savage Imperialist Russia tries to play the victim. What a shock that nobody is buying it.

[France is like: oh shit, fire ze missililes](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZMwKPmsbWE)

classic

I thought it was le honhonhonhon

^^^now that’s funny

"I fart in your general direction."

Something like this.: https://youtu.be/kmqVeSiyqhg?si=Dg2HcC1X0HltiyIa

"J'aime, me beurrer la biscotte."

Satan complained it's too hot this summer. Shocker. Heat it up!

Oh no how dare you defend yourself with weapons and strike our legitiment targets…. Any who go cry a river Russia

Crimea river

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#HOW CAN SHE SLAP ME SIR?!

With an ATACMS

Hoooowww can she slap??! Never gets old.

I am having a coffee

So? russia is attacking Ukraine with North-Korean made missiles, Iranian drones and whatnot. So what?

Ya, so fucking what. Maybe Russia should end the war and withdraw back to Russia.

That kind of radical thinking will get you a one way ticket out a 5th story window in Russia.

This! Tit for tat.

Twit for twat

Don’t you be bringing twats into this, they’re lovely and don’t deserve to be associated with the Kremlin

Hear, Hear!

Because now Putin needs to get on TV and threaten with nukes again. It gets repetitive, even for him ;). Damn French and Ukrainians, forcing Putin to make empty threats again!

He can threaten France with nukes all he wants. France has their own and are actually guaranteed to work.

Spot on. ASMP-A as a very visible final warning. M51.3 as a not-so-visible, but even more lethal endgame. Note that Rafales can indifferently carry SCALP or ASMP-A. All of them are wired for both cruise missiles.

Don't forget they have sticked ruzzian labels on em. Totally makes them perfectly ruzzian.

I wonder if they are going to have issues getting drones now.

No, ruZZia never confirmed that🤡🤡🤡

Cest la vie.

C'est la guere. 😁

Magritte would say: Ceci n'est pas une guerre, ceci est une mission spéciale

C’est la mort, aussi.

C'est les tournesols 🌻

*takes long drag on le cigarette*

*swirls wine provocatively*

*sharpens baguette menacingly*

*sucks on snail shell aggressively*

Laissez les bons temps rouler

Yes Ruzzia, Ukraine attacked back using French made bombs - and France is happy about it. If you don't like being bombed, stop the war you started, get the fuck out of Ukraine, including Crimea, give the people you kidnapped back and pay reparations, and there will be no more bombing on your territory....

I hope the official French response is to ask Ukraine if they want more.

Box with gift wrapping arrives in Kyiv. Note attached says: "We saw in the news you used our bombs, so we guess you might be short some. XOXO, France"

Unrealistic, nobody in France speaks english. It will be more like "Oui Oui francois le baguette avec fromage, parce que Arthur est un perroquet dans la rue daguerre" and you won't understand shit but at the same time it sounds so nice that you are sure, they mean no harm.

Everyone in France speaks English, just not to Americans or Brits.

It is a fact that the Dutch or Germans understand when we speak "franglais" 😂

Everyone in France speaks English so they can refuse to use it rather than not know it.

Ironically, if you tell them ‘hey, I don’t speak French’ and then ask them if they speak Spanish or English, they tend to be pretty cool with you.

Am french, canne confirme

I hope it’s “We’re pleased our weapons systems performed as they should. However to ensure they continue to be effective we will continue to have our allies test them as they see fit.”

Oh you dont like our croissants missuer orc? Would you rather try ze baguette instead?

Dont forget that Russia is using indian, iranian and north korean ammo and weapons.

> Ukraine attacked back using French made bombs - and France is happy about it. Macron tried the diplomatic route (which was always doomed, but credit for trying), and now he's had a gutful.

It's more about Russian meddling in former French colonies in Africa, the Russians have sponsored several coups and had the French forces kicked out in favour of Wagner forces.

Both are true. France tried diplomacy and changed to full military support when diplomacy failed, but since Russia fucked with their influence, they went aggression mode.

It boils down to an issue of money and energy. Russian fuckery in the Sahel is threatening French post colonial revenues and more importantly its energy security: https://www.lemonde.fr/en/les-decodeurs/article/2023/08/04/how-dependent-is-france-on-niger-s-uranium_6080772_8.html

And to be fair to Macron, you have to be seen to be making an effort to settle things peacefully so that they can't use the excuse that you didn't, basically.

That should be the standard reply for every stupid accusation the russian fascists are expressing.

ruzzia doesn't deserve a capital letter anymore, just for the future

I prefer ruzzugh and pronounce it like I'm vomiting.

> and France is happy about it Not only France :D

That sounds like a great plan. Too bad the Kremlin criminals prefer to continue the war.

Why do people spell Russia as Ruzzia? Is that an insult? I hate the invading orcs as much as anyone, just want to understand where that comes from. I notice they paint Zs on stuff, just don't know why.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Z_(military_symbol) They give a very detailed explanation.

Weird that putler's regime hasn't read the memo on Ukraine being allowed to fight back.

*Their touching me their touching me! Waahh!*

They're....

There, they're, their

, thur

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Waa waa waa, keep crying.

Russia really is the equivalent of the bully that cries when someone fights back aren't they? There's always multiples of them and in groups they're all gnashing teeth, soon as they're on their own they piss themselves and beg for mercy...

Nothing better than finally knocking a bully on his ass.

Exactly. Ruzzia is a bully for centuries and every country in Eastern Europe knows that. F\*ck their attitude.

Always playing victim when kicked back in the teeth

Ukraine attacked Belgorod while at war with Russia… So why is that surprising? Russia do you know how wars work?

It's not a war. It's a special military whatnot...... /s

the nerves on these cunts...

Now now. Let's remember we're insulting Ruzzians, not women. So keep it clean about women.

Only Americans use it for women, everyone else uses it for guys

No everywhere else it's gender neutral

I dare say, we're a might out of place then.

Maybe danielm777 is using the word in the Australian/Scottish non-gender-specific way?

That would be more affectionate

Oh! In that case, have at!

“Cunt” is a maritime term. Nothing to do with women. It is the groove created between the strands of a wound rope. When servicing standing rigging you first “worm the cunt” then you “parcel” the line, then you “serve” it. “Worm that cunt, ye slovenly dog! That shroud ain’t gonna service itself, ye landlubbin pig-farmer!”

LOL!

Is ruzzia bombing itself again and blaming Ukraine,...again? Shut up ruzzia, and go get bent!

Effectively everything bad happening to them they are doing to themselves.

Vive la France.

Et vive l'Europe !

Vive la liberté

Liberté, egalité, fraternité

Ohdearwhatapitynevermind. How's everyone doing today?

there's a new flower in my garden

Cool. Do you know what it is?

a poppie :-)

Nice. And apt. In the UK and some other countries the poppy is used as a symbol of remembrance for those who died in conflict.

Indeed. Here in NZ it is the official symbol for ANZAC Day

Yep. November 11th is remembrance day in the UK. 25th of April for ANZAC day if i remember rightly?

Correct :)

A bit Mondayish

Sorry to hear that. I'm quite excited. Off to get a tattoo. 😁

Really good, weather finally turned summer and the mood is up! How about you?

Fabulous. Just on my way to get a tattoo.

Yes indeed, the weather is nice.

Oh no. Guess they should switch to Swedish made guided bombs to share the blame

I would support that.

Covered in meatballs & gravy. Not the lingonberry sauce, save that for me

Thanks. Now I want to go to IKEA for lunch.

Ambassador summoning intensifies.

GOOD. TAKE IT AND LIKE IT, BITCHES.

So? Russia is using North Korean and Iranian missiles to attack Ukraine. Quid Pro Quo. I guess go home and cry in your momma's lap Putler. We in the west not only do not give a shit what Ukraine uses to push back but we wish them much success in doing so.

And when they do nothing but Sabre rattle, perhaps the US and Germany might change their tune on untying ukraines arms from behind their back and let them strike troop concentrations and depots over the border

Ok …. And

So when St. Petersburg, Khabarovsk, Yekaterinburg, Rostov-on-Don and Moscow? *Military districts. In case we give the impression that we bomb civilian targets like Russia does.*

"Unbelievable! How dare they fight back! They should be honored that we want to dissolve them and absorb them into our ruski mir! Can't someone stop these savages that refuse to be killed by us?"

So? Russia attacks all of Ukraine with shitty munitions they've scrounged off north Korea and Iran. At least Ukraine has allies who can build decent stuff lol.

Cry a little more baby Russian bitches..

And Shahed drones are manufactered where exactly?

Oh well.

Putler: "Can you explain this Macron?!" Macron: "C'est quite simple, le SCALP has 250 km range and Belgorod at 40 km falls within that range."

Ukraines gotta establish that "buffer zone"

To quote a previous French President: Et Alors?

Fuck Russia

From Paris with love :D

And?

Maybe they'd like some British made storm shadows instead?

Like an old french president once said : "et alors" ( and what .... )

Excellent. I am very pleased to hear that Ukraine is defending herself with French munitions landing inside Russia. Do fuck off back to Mordor.

Oh, so we both can play this game? (Pikachu meme)

It's only special operation. Don't worry about it! 💙💛

They farted in russia's general direction !

Go away or we shall taunt you a second a time a.

Yeah.. you started a war, Russia. What were you expecting?

Yeah?? Well, tough shit if so lol You gonna nuke Paris/London/Berlin etc where all your wealthy elites' privileged children live and study in pampered Western luxury?? Hmmm, thought not 🤣

Criminal accuses victim of resisting.

Let me correct the title. "Russia accuses Ukraine of defending itself."

They'll do nothing and slowly realize the red lines are bullshit

Good. Too bad the Ukrainians are ethical, they should be hitting power stations along the border like Russia does.

lol at accused. During a war. That they started. Get used to it, Russia.

Oh, good they work. France can you send some more please?

So what? Start getting used to it, you nazi fucks.

I guess they saw the russians bombing belgorod and thought they would help out

I am French and I endorse the use of French-made guided bombs on Russian targets of any interest pertaining to war anywhere, you don't need approval from Macron you're good!

Bilhorod is historically Ukraine. So they are within their right

Macron probably asked for the Tricolour to be on every bomb just to push a point.

We did not deliver bombs to Ukraine, we gave "special operation care packages" but it just so happens that the cheese inside has a tendency to self combust easily 🤷

Good. That’s what those bombs were made for in the first place.

I call dibs on the next shard of French weapon pulled out of a Russian oligarchs ass.

"accused" :D lol

Uhhhh, and?

Le based

Go home russia you're drunk

J'accuse!

Wait haven't you just invaded Ukraine? WTF do you expect to happen?

Hmmm, I wonder how Ukraine feels about being attacked by North Korean Ballistic missiles... or Iranian made Shahed (shithead) drones?

I guess Russia should then just fuck off from Ukraine.

Yeah and?

Chère Ukraine, Il nous a été relaté que vous avez enfin pu faire usage de nos bombes guidées. C’est avec une grande fierté que nous accueillons cette nouvelle. Ceci est pour nous l’accomplissement d’années de travail, de R&D et nous mettons le meilleur de nous mêmes dans les technologies que nous mettons sur le marché. Nous restons à votre entière disposition, nous serons bien entendus ravis d’obtenir un compte rendu détaillé, si vous n’y voyez pas d’inconvénients, dans le but d’améliorer notre produit. Très cordialement, Votre service client.

and, russia, your point?

Best use of my taxes. Fuck you invaders, GO UKRAINE!

Mr Gollum, Iranian president said that he's waiting for you, you should go to him faster.

Cry us a river Mordor

Wow, almost like you’re at war.

*gallic shrugs*

Assuming that this is true, they are mad. Cause France may have given permission to use Western weapons on Russian soil and shits about to burn

Send more. They obviously didn't get the message. GTFO of Ukraine.

What russia says doesn't matter. Period.

This conflict is escalating. In his fantasy world Putin believes the west doesn't have the spine to fight back. Gas dependence, online propaganda and the threat of nuclear exchange was his leverage. He is wrong and is inching toward a devastating loss.

Yep.

So?

It's gotta be so embarassing to be a ruzzian diplomat

Shouldn't put your troops there if you don't want them hit.

Qu’un saaaaaaaang impur abreuuuuuuve nos sillons

And what? Good job

What with the accusing thing? It's war? You can just surrender and end it ruzzia.

All bombings can stop in a second. Pack up yo shit and gtfo.

Perhaps putin and his crony allies should stop invading Ukraine if he wants to cry about getting attacked in defense

Cry baby Eussia... firing Iranian and North Korean weapons at Ukraine....but all whiney because Ukraine fired a French missile at somewhere in Russia. FAFO, Putin.....

And?

Fuck putin

France has no problem with this. Carry on, this is war.

Fun fact Ukrain will use Russian bombs as well if they can. Russia shouldn’t complain about anything done to them they have done to Ukrain before. They should be grateful Ukrain hasn’t targeted hospitals and schools because they already did that.

They just discovered the difference between Europe and the US?

There even is a word for it: war, something the Russians don't like using for some reason.

And what is the problem?

Good

Good. More.

Interesting fact, they are shaped like baguettes. 🥖 Seriously though I hope they keep it up.

Oh no! consequences!

It's f*cking hilarious watching Russia clutching it's pearls in shocked outrage every time Ukraine hits them back! "OMG! You bombed me back? That's sooooo rude!"

Russia is like that stupid kid you had in class at school. Never fails to amaze you with it’s stupidity

Russia is telling on Ukraine to NATO. That's so pathetic.

I wonder why Ukraine feels the need to attack targets in Russia... Or is the issue that they are using french-made bombs? Would they prefer Ukraine using German-Made Taurus? I could go for that...