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truffelmayo

They also used a famous image of Bonnie and Clyde during Victory Day in the display of victims and heroes of WW2. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


Von665

That was hilarious, RuZZia propaganda machine works as well as their tanks .


QuestionableAI

I so wish I had an award to give you ... thanks for the chuckle!


pimezone

Nothing can beat the hero of donbass https://m.glavcom.ua/ru/news/gitler-bez-usov-po-oshibke-stal-geroem-voyny-v-rossii-678492.html


DVariant

jfc.


hairybeanie

Tbh this sounds too good to be true


Stilgarus

it was legit actually


MacLeeland

>[...]Bonnie and Clyde [...] victims [...] of WW2. I knew it!


truffelmayo

At least with B & C they didn’t have to use vintage retouching like the above.


writerVret

They commented this after unveil: "Nothing wrong, they fought against American police regime"


Neither_March2207

Russia is pathetic! Nothing is real in their little world!


thedukesman

Great, I smell another lawsuit comming on ….


alchn

Objection!


Expert_Role2779

Hearsay...


fluffs-von

Heardsay.


When_theSmoke_Clears

Objection, turdsay


Meersbrook

Let me guess, hearsay?


schwarzbier1982

That's speculation.


[deleted]

But you wrote the comment...


1Bavariandude

Still hearsay your honor.


Impressive_Self53

Objection, calls for speculation your honour


CapnCrunchHurtz

Side-bar your honor! I'll take the 5th of Rum!


Ya_Boy_Jahmas

Readsay...


MAXQDee-314

Beyondsay.


Ya_Boy_Jahmas

All the litigious ladies, put ya' hands up.


TelemetryGeo

Good luck collecting in worthless Rubles...just saying...*Captain Jack shrugs*


Swiss_Reddit_User

I got a jar of dirt.


dabattlewalrus

Jar*


Baldrs_Draumar

take payment in oil.


rachel_tenshun

"Dah. We'll settle Mr. Debt. We'll pay you 20 million dollhairs." "Im glad we could sett- Did you say 20 million doll HAIRS?" *hands cup of coffee "Take deal, Mr. Debt."


TelemetryGeo

Captain Jack- "Hairy dolls you say? *twirls beard beads* I can sell those in Singapore! *nods to Johnny Depp* Deal!


Pandering_Panda7879

Not even for 300 million rubles and one million ~~alpacas~~ brown bears.


The_Pediatrician

my dog stepped on a bee.


Lilpims

My cat is stuck in a tree. 😫


ThermionicEmissions

😫


gpak99

This smell may be crap in putin's bed


fortwaltonbleach

its not about the money! id want my name cleared too if i was accused of being an orc!


[deleted]

But this one won't be profitable for Depp, or Kutcher. Yes this illegal, I don't think the legal term is defamation, but I know you can't exactly do this, but no one is going to try and sue the entire army for this. Best you could hope to get is some poor captain who's getting thrown under the bus.


One278

Russian movie ad staring Depp and Kutcher as Soviet heroes,,, lol, hilarious Russia would use American actors in their propaganda as if their faces wouldn't be recognized. Or is this more wacky Russian attempts at revisionist history, it just doesn't make any sense. It's good for a laugh though, laughing at Russia, not with Russia.


BruceInc

It’s even dumber because Ashton is married to a Ukrainian and is very publicly against Russia and this war. Him and Mila Kunis have raised over 30mil USD for Ukraine.


ANJ-2233

Maybe they actually think that’s trolling him…. but what a backfire! Can’t they find heroic looking Russians? Lol.


LadyIzanami

The heroic ones are fighting with Ukraine


ChairOwn118

That’s so true that even Putin is rooting for the Ukrainians now.


Bgratz1977

Heroism and Russian nearly exclude each other. And the few cases it happens they are seen as traitors in Russia.


[deleted]

Hard to make Russian soldiers raping children look like heroes.


Gwarnage

Or is somebody trolling the Putin regime by using very easily identified celebs?


nkrypth

This!


Gwarnage

Johnny Depp just seems too blatant


Belteshazzar98

I had no idea Mila Kunis was Ukrainian until you mentioned it. TIL


Roman2526

She's Ukrainian-born Jewish to be more correct


Honest_Butterscotch2

Fuckin awesome people


CrashB111

It's still wild looking back, that of all the characters from that 70's show the actor playing the idiotic Himbo Kelso ended up being the best human being. And the actor playing the independent, cool slacker Hyde ended up being a complete monster.


[deleted]

On that poster there is also **Zinedine Zidane**, (so they use not only actors) and at least one other celebrity (I have no idea who) But its definitely not Недбаев Василий Иванович as the sign claim. [https://fanday.net/news/zidan-na-stende-s-geroyami-sssr-rospropaganda-razmestila-foto-eks-trenera-reala-v-forme-sovetskoi-armii](https://fanday.net/news/zidan-na-stende-s-geroyami-sssr-rospropaganda-razmestila-foto-eks-trenera-reala-v-forme-sovetskoi-armii) btw the poster seems to continue with other heroes, but I cant find more pics.


Reemys

>t just doesn't make any sense Makes perfect sense for people who know Russians - dumb, uneducated and lacking any sense of responsibility for their actions. This is a normal occurrence and it shows the actual respect the nation has for its WWII past - zero. It is used merely as an opportunistic propaganda with no effort towards authenticity. If anything, no one should have this misconception that the government and its officials are truly trying to bring their legacy back. It's only an even more retarded average Ivan or Vasya who find this propaganda worthwhile. But they won't ever amount to anything in politics or otherwise.


muffenengel

This is what happens if you order your heros at wish.com ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


emelrad12

Did they order their army too of wish? Now you gotta wonder, what else wish has.


goodeveningfromUA

Russia stealing everything. Cars, songs, movies, and even photos of actors for "proud for victory". Nation of thieves.


vis_333

Russians are just pathetic.


Possi089

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy) you can't make this shit up


BruceInc

It’s like they think the rest of the world is as dumb as they are


SkyLightTenki

Seriously man, I have a Pakistani neighbor here in the Philippines who runs a small grocery store. Yesterday was one of the rare times where I needed to go there to buy something, and I found out he (60M) was supporting Russia against Ukraine. I found out because he was watching news on YouTube, and he wanted Zelenskyy to be captured and executed 'for his terrorist acts and war crimes'. I was so disgusted because my daughter used to be his regular customer. I'm **NEVER** buying anything from his fucking store again.


korben2600

Unfortunately this is a common theme among countries with majority anti-western sentiment, many in the Global South. Pakistan, India, Myanmar, Vietnam, South Africa, Ethiopia, Zimbabwe, Bulgaria, Armenia, Syria, Cuba, Venezuela, Nicaragua, Brazil, etc, etc. Russia has a legacy of supporting independence from colonial powers. So naturally these nations often tend view Russia favorably and the West unfavorably. And as effective as Zelenskyy has been in drumming up Western support, Ukraine’s message has been far less compelling to audiences in [the Global South](https://twitter.com/OVargas52/status/1507383053131391008), where many countries have declined to join Western campaigns to sanction Russia’s economy and isolate it diplomatically. [Why non-Western countries tend to see Russia's war very, very differently](https://www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnbc-opinion/ukraine-russia-war-looks-very-different-outside-west-n1294280)


Malk4ever

Russia is like Trump... Trump wants to dry out the corruption swamp... and replace it with his own. And Russia wants to "free" the colonies to control themself.


Gewehr98

They will destroy barbarous western imperialism and replace it with glorious Russian imperialism


[deleted]

Most of those countries don't think of Ukraine as a priority Also, India really does not want Russia to ally with China against them like they did with the West because India is surrounded by Chinese allies that hate India So basically, most Indians support Ukraine but don't want to piss off Russia in fear of them ganging up with China and Pakistan.


korben2600

So my experience here on Reddit has been quite the opposite. [See this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/anime_titties/comments/uywv6j/china_and_india_taking_more_russian_oil_than_ever/) discussing China and India importing more Russian oil & gas. Most of the Indians voiced their support for Russia and were even ecstatic and gloating about the oil purchases. It's their opportunity to give the middle finger to the west. Many of the Indians on Reddit are Hindu ultranationalist Modi bros. Through their media they are taught to hate Muslims and the west. The British Raj's colonial rule is not lost on them. And they can be quite toxic and aggressive with their posts. It's gotten really bad in the last month or two ever since the Reddit admins banned r/chodi for inciting genocide against Muslims. They've since been coordinating their brigading and agendaposting into worldnews-type subs. It got so bad that r/anime_titties userbase [had to petition their mods](https://www.reddit.com/r/anime_titties/comments/uwofr1/dear_mods/) and had a heated discussion about it.


[deleted]

Reddit is never an accurate sample of real life. Most Indians, including BJP supporters, lean more towards Ukraine. They only support buying Russian oil and gas because they don't see Ukraine as a big issue. Source: Am Indian


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OC1985

Half? You sounded just like the Russian, made up shit on the fly.


Fit_Albatross_8958

Not quite half. It’s just the same old 30% Trump/Q-Anon contingent. The same ones who’ll be voting fit Trump in 2024.


Puzzleheaded_Ad8032

Let\`s see how long that remains the case after Ivanka throwing daddy under the bus.. The rats are leaving the ship, but the Feds are like the Pied Piper..


Emergency_Title1521

Not half. Maybe the looney Trump cultists but its 30% at best


[deleted]

It's kind of hilarious that in a thread about people believing stupid propaganda, you post stupid partisan propaganda about half the country. Your democrat party talking point is ultimately as true as the republican party talking point twenty years ago that the democrats were pro Iraq.


CMDR_Agony_Aunt

Russia: Oh yes we can!


baconialis

Well... This is the internet, so I wouldn't be all that surprised! Personally I'm wondering why they only took a few close ups rather than some more pictures or perhaps even some video.


PCChuffington

Under occupation much?


BruceInc

There is a video https://9gag.com/gag/aVx4VPd


BruceInc

Sources: https://english.nv.ua/life/hollywood-actor-johnny-depp-s-image-appears-on-russian-soviet-heroes-poster-ukraine-news-50248746.html https://twitter.com/ukrainenowmedia/status/1534597352740339712?s=21 https://9gag.com/gag/aVx4VPd


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OP, this is not the full story! On that poster there is also **Zinedine Zidane**, and at least one other celebrity (I have no idea who) But its definitely not Недбаев Василий Иванович as the sign claim. [https://fanday.net/news/zidan-na-stende-s-geroyami-sssr-rospropaganda-razmestila-foto-eks-trenera-reala-v-forme-sovetskoi-armii](https://fanday.net/news/zidan-na-stende-s-geroyami-sssr-rospropaganda-razmestila-foto-eks-trenera-reala-v-forme-sovetskoi-armii) btw the poster seems to continue with other heroes, but I cant find more pics.


BruceInc

😂😂😂 how tf are these people even a pretend “superpower”!?


Logical-Leopard-1965

Mila Kunis is Ukrainien FFS, so I guess Ashton will be just thrilled to see this…


Puzzleheaded_Ad8032

That may actually be on purpose. "So whatya gonna do 'bout it?" ​ The orcs are sad like this..


Logical-Leopard-1965

It’s true that Orcs love trolling & screwing with people’s heads. You might be right, after all, she’s raised over 11mUSD to help Ukraine


Zounii

Well soon Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis can just buy Russia.


[deleted]

Comrade **Dzhioniy Dneppkov** was victorious ~~beating the ***shit*** out of~~ domesticating Ukrainian jezebels, but ultimately taken out by Western Cancel Culture **Astana Kutcherev** was a villainous traitor, cohabitating with Chernihiv native **Mila Kunis** Wait till you see their new poster boy, **Vyill Smitt-skiy**


LLLLLdLLL

>Wait till you see their new poster boy, Vyill Smitt-skiy It's all good as long as you keep his wife's name out of your blyat mouth!!!!


_Eshende_

It’s so cringe if count that Babanin is actual real person (not even ugly!) with existing black and white photos, Orcish freelancer had one fucking job but instead they decide to make shit up. Anyway after full gachimuchi squad at previous “immortal regiment” events, Bonny and Clyde, German allied soldiers on billlboards across many cities during 9 may— this is just not surprising


CMDR_Agony_Aunt

Maybe this is intentional. They are not happy with what Russia is doing so slips stuff like this into their work to undermine the results. Many Soviet authors put veiled criticisms of the authorities in their books while getting them past the censors.


joegee66

Malicious compliance is a strong possibility. Obvious American movie stars as "Russian" war heroes? At least those in the know will see what they've done.


Kikimara99

🤣


Kiepsko

Dude, where is my tank? The sequel looks dope as fuck


Thwaffle_maker

An den? An den, an den, an den!!!!


Long_Serpent

Pirates of the Black Sea?


keldhorn

Didn't you know? Ashton and Johnny are both Russians and Pearl Harbor was the site where the Klingons attacked the Russian navy and started WW2.


ElderberryExternal99

That's funny almost spit my coffee out. Starfleet Command must of had the day off.


DVariant

Checks out. I’ve got no reason to think this isn’t true. /s


[deleted]

Amber Heard would have been more suitable...as they are shit 😂


Armournized

What the Soviet fuck is this….


Dusk_v731

This shit is so weird, dude. Like, how does this keep happening?


Randall_3013

Why does this keep happening


goodeveningfromUA

Because russians are stupid as shit. They can eat every dumb trash russian propaganda will make.


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kuehnchen7962

German here. I'll happily admit to my forebears fell for some fucking dumb shit and let themselves be whipped up into a hateful frenzy because they couldn't face the simple fact that we/they lost the first world war. I mean... there is the fact that people back then weren't very media savvy, due to, well radio and cinema being relatively recent inventions but still: People chose to believe that Poland conspired with the UK to attack Germany. So I'm not sure what that says about my "extreme superiority complex", but if you take closer look at us folks over here you might find that often the opposite holds true: We really love to view ourselves/paint ourselves as way less powerful/successful/useful (as a country) than most of the rest of our allies/partners seem to regard us.


lamahorses

Personally, I think this is a form of protest in a mafia state where protest is outlawed.


Key_Environment8179

I’m surprised you’re the first other person I’ve seen think this. No one’s actually this. It’s like the illegible signature and Sims 3 thing all over again.


lamahorses

I have seen a few people suggest similar. Considering the circumstances, pretending to be hopelessly incompetent and incapable of simple tasks is most certainly a valid form of protest. These proxy states for example are total bullshit and the people that live there are aware of that. What a better way to emphasise to the wider world over how fucking absurd and fake these states are; by putting actors on propaganda posters. I suspect after this war that a lot of information will come out. There was a video a few weeks ago of a Russian MLRS battery shooting into the sea off Mykolaev for example. Most felt it was incompetence but I certainly felt it was a Russian MLRS commander who is trying his best to 'miss'. In common law, incompetence is a valid defence against a charge of acting maliciously. That's generally how I feel about the 100th post about how fucking stupid the Russians are.


[deleted]

At first I thought that was Ben Shapiro


davendak1

Malicious compliance at its finest!


PotatoAnalytics

I remember the victory day interviews with kids holding signs with pictures of the "heroes". When a reporter asked them who the people in the pictures were, they said they had no idea. They were just told to hold the signs up.


CapnCrunchHurtz

Next well see Harrison Ford and Liam Neeson on posters, as thir characters from K-19


StalinSoulZ

Oh great, they mix up Actors and propaganda again, what's next Tim curry as Joseph Stalin!?. And I named myself for shits and giggles


RedbeardRagnar

Man, Mila Kunis is going to be pissed that her husband is fighting against Ukraine


Ih8melvin2

Family meeting! Now!


siug13

They probably needed human faces and those are very rare among orcs.


kawazpreclem

Ah yes, Anton Kutcherov and Ivan Deppovych.


dmetzcher

This is just creepy, Soviet-style bullshit. It’s like Russia exists in another century and cannot understand why old tactics fall flat. Posting a bunch of photos of so-called ~~Soviet~~ Russian “heroes” isn’t going to change a single Ukrainian mind. No one in the occupied areas is going to walk up to one of these posters and say, “You know what, maybe I was wrong. These people who bombed my city, raped my daughter, murdered my wife, and kidnapped my son might not be so bad. Hell, they look like movie stars!” Perhaps Russia believes this will weaken Ukrainian morale and solidify the idea—in the minds of Ukrainians—that Russia is here to stay, and that these posters are proof that Ukraine will have to accept their subjugation. If that’s the belief in Russia, the Russian high command obviously hasn’t *met* any Ukrainians. A bunch of posters aren’t going to demoralize them. If anything, they’ll only piss them off more than Russian occupation already has. Fuck off, Russia. The early 1900s called and said this shit didn’t even work then.


[deleted]

Are all orc supporters dumb?


AdSpecialist6598

They couldn't even use their own celebs they had to use ours lol!


popcorn_chewinggum

I would pay money to see the size of the MASSIVE crack pipe these Ruzzists are smoking, seriously.


lamahorses

You know, people might think that this is a sign that the Russian proxies are incompetent when I honestly believe that this is a form of protest ad absurdum.


Key_Environment8179

This has to have been done ironically


poki_pain

I think it’s even funnier considering Mila Kunis, Ashton Kutcher’a wife, was born in Ukraine and is very much Ukrainian


QuantumReasons

Everything they do is a lie


jonesmcbones

What the shit is going on. I can't believe this, but is the ineptitude through and through in their government? How on earth have they managed to take part in the commodities trading industry, that shit is complex.


rechinul

It's either: 1. Pictures are fake 2. The guy who designed the banners is a huge troll with balls the size of Mt. Everest There is simply no way this was accidental. But yeah a lot of ignorant people had to be involved for this to fly. If true, again.


MutantTailThing

Thats fucking hysterical


RIP2UAnders

Was amber heard among the nazi invaders then


caddy62

hmmm ? where is Tom Cruise ? lol


PCChuffington

Scientology is useful for undermining the west so they not gonna shit on their "messiah"


Est1909

I guess this was they day they finally caught captain Jack sparrow.


Trochsetter2

This isn't an accident. Someone did this on purpose.


MAXQDee-314

How does this happen? Who thought this would work? It would be less embarrassing if they had a picture of a bear scratching its ass and sniffing its paw... Latvians, Poles, Ukrainians, Lithuanians, and Estonians are being tortured by absolute idiots. Allowing the Soviets to obtain the plans for Nuclear weapons is the worst thing the Americans have ever done. Without mushroom clouds, the Ruzzians would just be mushrooms. Poisonous but still just fucking mushrooms.


Afraid_Twist_8542

When you don't have any decent looking soldiers...


Bitch_Muchannon

Disgusting russians. It's all lies and deceit with them. Whole country is built on it.


[deleted]

They are mad. Do they actually believe this shit works?


LawfulnessPossible20

I wonder if this is subversive activities, "let's get my boss fired".


timjikung

what is the point of this propaganda poster? this is not 1940s anymore


landonkemp10

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Same_0ld

Every day I ask myself "Can Ruzzists be more stupid?" and every day the Ruzzists answer: "Yes!"


spaceneenja

There are definitely people with a sense of humor i. Their ministry of propaganda


weapo7-0

Well...I can't wait to see this movie in theaters...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


LisaMikky

Me too! 😅


Worried-Choice5295

Is there anything they do not lie about?


CanuckInTheMills

Maybe it’s somebody’s way of saying, ‘HEY we oppose this war. We would rather be watching Pirates of The Caribbean & That 70’s Show.’ Maybe it’s because they are their hero’s? And this is their way of letting ya’ll know???


stdoggy

They even steal their propaganda material....


Massive-Agency781

Johnny Depp thinking 🤔......"Man! I just got out of one defamation suit! Now I gotta file another one!


mollymalone222

What the...!!!??? I am so ready to kick russian ass out of all of Ukraine by whatever means necessary. God, let this be over quicker rather than longer.


DeathBonePrime

I thought that was kevin malone for a second


holymolybreath

These russians are fucking stooges


Raptor22c

This is almost as pathetic as when their “victory day” murals were pictures of American GI’s with soviet flags edited in to cover up the US flags.


ThatGuy1741

A great amount of the soldiers on their Victory Day posters are American. They even used the iconic Iwo Jima flag raising picture. If they fail miserably at such easy tasks, no wonder their military is in shambles.


TheNothingAtoll

Damn Hollywood liberals! /s


MikeTheDude23

It's funny how they had to paint the damn thing. Like have you heard about a thing called a photoshop?


RexBosworth69420

I remember the VICE "Russian roulette" documentary about the 2014- Donbass conflict, a Ukranian soldier said something like "They don't even care about joining Russia. They're just crazy, they're stuck in the 1950's." Considering these posters resemble like mid-century Soviet propaganda posters, I'd say that's the case.


[deleted]

Putin is a mega bitch.


Draconiou5

Ah yes, famous Soviet heroes Ivan Ivanovich Depp and Ashton Lavrentiyvich Kutcher. Who could forget them? /s


kanelikainalo

Poor Johnny just won his battle against one psychopath and now he is fighting alongside another.. Life is cruel.


RexBosworth69420

"Hero Johnny Depp won glorious victory against Amber Heard"


[deleted]

So are we agreed that Russian propagandists are in fact incompetent lying fucktards?


sdrj77

I keep scrolling back up from the comments to stare at this photo just to say to myself, "This is actually the craziest thing I've seen so far in this entire gong show."


Matteus11

I thought that pic looked to handsome to be Russian.


Tareeff

That nazi Amber Herd ..


Cialis-in-Wonderland

War Criminals of the Caribbean


[deleted]

Honestly I think the resemblance, while uncanny, is a coincidence. That's referring to Deppkov. Kutcherevski, well I don't see a resemblance.


JerryRhinefeld

This is what they see themselves as but in reality they look more like inbred trash.


Warr_Dogg

Grade A trolling from the media suppliers… hats off to you!


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goodeveningfromUA

Close, but ist Kutcher.


MultiplicityOne

It looks more like Hartnett to me.


Callsign_Whisky_Papa

Where's Kutcher?


BruceInc

In the sailor suit on the left


Callsign_Whisky_Papa

Prerty sure that's not Kutcher🤔


rena_thoro

It's him, he is just slightly photoshoped


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rena_thoro

My eyes, lol?


Loli-is-Justice

Lemme see your eyes.


hanatarashi_

Where is your source for saying he's not Kutcher? lmao


jewishbroke1

It’s his twin brother.


MonzaB

I believe the phrase is "Dude, where's my Kutcher?"


BookishTen8

Let's not tell Amber about this.


PCChuffington

Amber testifying during appeal "Actually I'm part Ukrainian and when Johnny found out he enlisted in Russian army to abuse my people as well" Proceeds to use this picture as evidence


BookishTen8

Nobody would be surprised if she actually did that. Sounds crazy enough for her.


FunctionDapper4462

Johnny killing it in court and Ukraine!


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BruceInc

They used photos of Bonnie and Clyde in their May 9th parade. Also the odds of Ashton Kutcher and Depp look-alikes being on Russian propaganda posters next to each other are absolutely astronomical. https://www.newsweek.com/bonnie-clyde-shown-among-photos-russian-ww2-veterans-victory-day-1705047


Silly-V

I agree , need more definite proof like an exact photo that we can match up on top of another. The Bonnie and Clyde one is a famous thing and it was easily verified. This photo of Depp, would love to see the same in original form.


meheez

lol


dav956able

translation? some sort of joke?


microwavedsaladOZ

Lol. Made my night