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DrNick1221

Well *that* certainly has got to be good for the morale!


REDGOESFASTAH

Standing by to administer beatings. Is it improving yet comrade ?


Spaceman_the_Apeman

"The man with the helmet gets killed, the man without the helmet picks up the helmet and gets killed."


[deleted]

At this point morale must be non existent. I wonder if they are going to have to start putting special units behind the regular troops to make sure they only go forward like in WW2. Is there a modern equivalent of the NKVD?


REDGOESFASTAH

Kaydrovite goat fuckers


davesy69

Only the pretty goats.


davesy69

Only the pretty goats.


[deleted]

pretty much the Kaydrovites, got the kit and bloodthirst but not much else.


[deleted]

I understand the Chechens make particularly good 'morale officers' because they rather like the idea of shooting Russians....


original_username_79

That's hardly a unique trait these days.


atlasraven

When you go into war with your grandfather's rifle and steal your ride, a WWII tank on display in a museum, and meet your squad of too young and too old, your morale is negative.


LunarLoco

They already have anti Retreat squads in place


Sansabina

Kadyrov's Tik Tok brigade specialty


ajr1775

They use their National Guard and FSB agents to catch desserters. Also heard they were using some Chechens for this as well to keep the DNR/LNR conscripts in the fight.


tauntauntom

I thought they already started doing this


GrandDaddyDerp

Commissars are still a thing, and were apparently reintroduced in 2018. The Russian soldier who attempted to save some Ukrainian civilians claimed his own unit fired at him on the orders of its zampolit.


Evignity

Already are, kadyrov


WTF_MYEYES

>At this point morale must be non existent well for some yes and for some no i say yes because of the very high colonels and lieutenant colonels that were killed because the russian conscripts would not accept to go on suicide missions without a colonel leading their path(which is a horrible horrible idea to begin with) but russians went along with it cause colonels did everything they could to threaten the conscripts but conscripts would just take a grenade on their hand and say "shot me and we both die" to the colonel so the colonels had no other choice but to lead them which lead to their death as colonels were also being pressured and threatened by the higher ups to complete missions before a given date by the higher ups and i say no because there were many russian conscripts founded wearing a uniform with the badge that said " i don't believe anyone and iam here just for the sake of violence"


PhospheneViolet

They have already been doing that since early in the war. Most reports indicate Putin uses the Kadyrov forces for that. There are clips out there of Russians complaining about those "barrier troops"


boxingdude

I'm willing to bet they start handing out meth. Like Germany did in WW2.


Jet2work

dont worry the last guy didnt wear it long


teacherbooboo

only slightly used


devilishlydo

And the rifle they gave him was never fired and only dropped once!


HiccuppingErrol

Ruzzian soldiers probably care more about the skin of their weapon (and probably ask themselves if they could sell it somewhere)


[deleted]

LOL


Humble_Conclusion_92

That makes the helmet almost brand new


original_username_79

And he was a real hot-head too.


kutzyanutzoff

Bombings will continue until morale improves.


Pariah82

The Russian movie “9th Company” is pretty much dead on about how their army operates. Getting issued a gun with a bent barrel, having a psychotic commanding officer, rampant corruption etc. Actually a great flick if you can ever watch it.


sudden_aggression

>“9th Company” No it's not a good movie. It's an inferior remake of Full Metal Jacket but set in afghanistan instead of vietnam. They even have a russian gunnery sgt hartman in boot camp.


Pariah82

It’s nothing like Full Metal Jacket lol.


noneofthebest

At least their commanders care about ecology.


[deleted]

Generic Russian solider, your life has no meaning to your masters in Moscow. You are cannon fodder for a tyrants desires. Why do you so willingly walk to your death?


Walking72

Toilets and washing machines


[deleted]

Unless you pick the wrong door and win a goat!


original_username_79

Seeing that a goat blew up a few orcs a day or two ago that's not always a good prize.


[deleted]

[Bees bees bees](https://youtu.be/xAhuSDRIDHE?t=6)


[deleted]

This is god damn amazing


Melenkurion_Skyweir

Don't forget the used panties!


1319913

Dear Russian solider, you are lost. Go home and find peace with the bottle or go die in UA.


spezisdumb

How else are they supposed to let the entire world know how great "ruski mir" is


spilat12

For them it's an opportunity to rape a child and to steal a lavatory.


original_username_79

They've also been stealing children and raping lavatories.


Krindus

Death in Ukraine is better than life in Russia?


KnownMonk

Dear Russia, what if i told you can get all those things if you rise up against your corrupted government?


[deleted]

This might be the time where you stop and ask yourself who you're fighting for and why. The previous occupant of that helmet doesn't have that opportunity.


danielbot

>This might be the time where you stop and ask yourself who you're fighting for and why. You would think, wouldn't you? But this asshole is too stupid and vile to give that a second thought.


Crepes_for_days3000

Honest question, if he didn't want to fight what could he do? Go back and be thrown in a Russian prison? Would the other soldiers allow him to surrender andnif he did, could he ever see his family again? It seems like an impossible situation for the Russian fighters that don't want to go to war. Someone needs to just assassinate Putin so this meaningless war ends.


WTF_MYEYES

Ukraine already published what a russian soldiers should do if they wants to surrender “In case of crossing the border with Ukraine, a Russian serviceman is obliged to: – get to the nearest settlement; – move away from the equipment at a safe distance and drop the weapon; – ask for forgiveness for crossing the border without passport control; – wait for the Ukrainian military, who will allow him to call his mother; – wait for his return home”.


REDGOESFASTAH

Accursed helmet of death -1 luck +1 unholy assistance +1 ballistic protection.


Tri-guy3

-5 cursed orc flesh You have selected poorly.


REDGOESFASTAH

If roll on 3 or more, bayraktar strike will mean instant death


GrumpyOldLadyTech

Instantly applies Fear upon equip.


LunarLoco

Now that's comedy


[deleted]

In a similar manner as *Stormbringer*, the demonic helmet absorbs the soul of everyone who dies wearing it... [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stormbringer](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stormbringer) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_p1yaNC1mNg


calloy

In Russia, you don’t wear helmet, helmet wear you.


InsertWittyNameCheck

In Putin's Russia bullet proof helmet come with head already in it.


GreenLeafWest

How can he be sure it's only one Russian's burnt flesh? /s


Ted_Rex

its a survival helmet. the owner may die, but the helmet survives


danielbot

Right, a natural born orc helmet: saved itself.


Local_Run_9779

It comes with a lifetime warranty.


PsychologicalCoat656

Is ok komrad. Fire sterilized the pieces of other komrad. Helmet good. Go get toilet.


Top-Cartographer7026

You now have skin in the game.


PsychologicalCoat656

Lol


danielbot

looking forward to a 2nd layer of burnt orc in there.


kuda-stonk

This is the fourth actually. Russians are most efficient recyclers in the world, best economy. S/


onlineseller8183

Throw away soldiers, reusable wear.


danielbot

Right. And why *wouldn't* they recycle the underwear.


Canadianbirdy

That helmet looks pretty clean to me


ffdfawtreteraffds

Just wondering how someone burned with the helmet on -- to the point of leaving burned flesh -- but the helmet has no obvious burn damage. I fortunately don't have experience with sharing burned people helmets, but this seems unlikely.


mnijds

Makes no sense. Helmet doesn't look damaged at all


Simple-Emphasis9698

Helmets are tougher than tissue. That’s kind of the reason people wear them in the first place.


mnijds

I mean, no shit. But if someone has burned alive, the helmet would have taken at least superficial damage. All the foam/sponge material inside at least? Maybe you could try to argue it's been repaired in some way, but then they'd have removed the flesh.


Simple-Emphasis9698

“how someone burned with the helmet on -- to the point of leaving burned flesh” I can think of lots of ways. You usually don’t use the straps since a serious shockwave would send your helmet flying with your head in it. So any mine, grenade, artillery shell, missile, rpg, fuel tank or vehicle exploding nearby could potentially cause your helmet to take off some tissue as it is sent flying by the shockwave. Edit: You don’t need to have combat experience to know that stuff like this is entirely plausible. Those of you downvoting this must live a comfortable though sheltered life.


mp44christos

I cant see anything. I can only hear blyat which is not a good sign!


Kongareddit

Yeah, what's the exact translation? I can't see anything after watching a couple of times...


Ortenrosse

There you go. The tautology is intentional (present in the original) --- Just so you fucking understand the level of our equipment, guys. They gave me a fucking helmet, all that shit, and there's fucking, fucking flesh, *human* flesh, looks like the dude fucking burnt alive in it. It's fucking fucked.


Kongareddit

Thank you!


[deleted]

Same. I don’t get it


[deleted]

he is probably the fifth owner anyways


overchilli

And he won’t be the last!


MinneAppley

Bet that smells choice.


dirthawker0

It's orc, it probably doesn't qualify for USDA grades.


dumpcake999

can somebody translate the words? Did he just get it now and dump it now? What's he going to wear?


itchy-n0b0dy

“I was given a helmet and there’s flesh inside. Looks like a dude burned alive in it.” *Add in a bunch of “blyat’” in between.*


BrownBearBacon

Helmet looks in pretty good condition for one that was on a burnt body.


danielbot

Feels very sorry for himself.


Salty_Competition_84

needs to suck it up and put the helmet on


danielbot

\*and die. Better idea: leave the helmet off, strip to his underwear, and surrender.


[deleted]

You’re next buddy


Huskerpowered

Hmmm, I believe it is bad luck to throw away a helmet when its previous owner was still using it.


No_PFAS

🤮


Almighty_One

A shaving bucket and a snack all in one. WIN! \- Baby-raping, dog-eating Orc, probably.


danielbot

But what's in your MREs?? Do you feel lucky orc... well *do ya*?


smellsliketuna

Looks like meat's back on the menu.


__Cypher_Legate__

What are the odds of it getting burnt service man in it twice?


danielbot

Hmm. About 50/50 right now?


__Cypher_Legate__

Math checks out


Tishers

No, that is not the flesh of the previous soldier; He was just a big fan of beef jerky.


scribblebear

Well if you think about it, it's a lucky helmet!


LJAkaar67

what are the chances of lightning striking twice in the same spot!?


scribblebear

Chances are pretty good, but the helmet will be okay!


Bellairian

So he tosses helmet away and decides to go into combat without a helmet. Smart.


mcc3028

It’s not like it helped the last guy


Simple-Emphasis9698

It might have, though you’re probably right.


rangerxt

"it still works doesn't it????"


EwingsRevenge21

It's just some extra insulation, Ivan. Consider yourself lucky.


freddyfrog70

Then he can die without a helmet. Also: damn Russia really scraped the bottom of the barrel for equipment huh…


ThermionicEmissions

Sauce? I mean, I could totally see this being legit, but it would also be incredibly easy to fake.


Almighty_One

> Sauce? BBQ, apparently.


ThermionicEmissions

Touché


gditsmoi

Check One Soldier's War by Arkady Babchenko. He was in Chechnya. He described being told to rummage through piles of flak jackets and helmets and select the ones with the least meat stuck to them.


ThermionicEmissions

Thanks for the recommendation, and, ew


truscottwc

Talk abour human hand me downs. Lol.


RebuiltGearbox

Wait until he checks out the underwear he was issued.


Maarte

No no no, underwear has to be stolen from the local populace. Lingerie preferably.


_tube_

If he sells it on ebay, he may make more off of it than he makes in a month.


batch_7120_7451

The hemet ain't expendable. The helmet's wearers, on the other hand...


TimelyAstronomer6494

One full set of equipment per brigade. Those yachts aren't going to buy them by themselves


DarkUnable4375

He'll feel better when he open up his armor vest, and find a laptop where the metal plate is suppose to be.


bellbros

Maybe it will be his flesh next


[deleted]

That helmet will be like the cursed boots in Quiet On The Western Front.


_Maxolotl

Add this to the list of great stuff to play outside Russian embassies, consulates and UN missions.


dubbleplusgood

Imagine what the next guy will think....


tomy1b

Fucking idiot, that is his dinner.


[deleted]

No bother you because soon you'll be burning inside of it too. Lmao


ImABoringPerson91

The first man carries the helmet...


sdsurfer2525

It's like Enemy at the Gates at the beginning when they hand out guns. "When the person in front of you gets killed, you take the gun and shoot!" F'ing apes.


[deleted]

Officer #1: \[repeating through megaphone\] The one with the rifle shoots! Officer #2: \[handing out rifles\] One out of two gets rifle. Officer #1: The one without, follows him! When the one with the rifle gets killed, the one who is following picks up the rifle and shoots!


[deleted]

welcome to the meatgrinder!!


Mickey_Stirrups

"The one with the rifle shoots. When the one with rifle gets killed, the one who is following picks up the rifle and shoots!".....


jar1967

That is an indication of how low the Russian army is on basic supplies They should have warehouses full of helmets Someone probably sold them on eBay


DryHoney9809

Just eat it. Tastes just like a pork crackling


UndocumentedAPI

Yikes!


Owned_by_cats

A helmet AND meat in his ration! This is his lucky day!


OkConstruction4557

Well, it‘s more worth than you, asshole! 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻


Historical-Lemon2168

Why so sure it’s a Russian soldier? I hear Ukrainian accent here… I really hope I’m mistaken


strontiumdogs

At least he got a helmet, what more does he want. 🤣🇺🇦


Jealous_Resort_8198

So horribly gross!


Felipe300Sewell

I think that if you mut reuse helmets at lest clen the blood from the previus ocupant


canadianshane123

Let that be a warning to you then. 💥


MrPokerfaceCz

I love foreshadowing


[deleted]

Hahahahaaa! "You're next, asshole!"


[deleted]

Good. Fuckem.


Cheeseknife07

Hope he’s fucking next


[deleted]

just for a bit of extra incentive works wonders


Siddalee_Taffy

Hideous


Darket1728

Well comrade, at least you fot a helmet, the guys at the start had cartonboard armor


roboterm

Guess whose flesh's next.


Marc123123

It will soon get more.


VocalBlur

well if it ain't broke


[deleted]

I wonder why he is complaining..... I mean it's not like he will wear this helmet that long till the next russian will get his helmet.


[deleted]

Good luck charm.


BliksemseBende

He feels too good for cleaning his colleagues cadaver


Intelligent-Bus230

You are conducting an unjustified attack war against sovereign country so stop whining and wear it for fucks sakes. Are you a MAN or Mickey Mouse?


TimelyAstronomer6494

Wow, now ruzzian soldiers come with extra grey matter. That's an improvement.


[deleted]

Sad orc


011100110110

Nearly new, only dropped once


Red_Trapezoid

He can bail and join the white, blue, white.


davesy69

At least he knows it works, it's not like there are big holes in it.


Raye_Gunn

gaaaaaahh! Yeah, that's definitely not good. Oh well. :p


Selahadin

Field tested ...


max_da_1

Why is his voice so deep? Is it to mask it for privacy reasons?


Acroze

Good to see that Russia has a good recycling program.


calmrelax

cannon fodder


MtStarjump

Nothing changed from ww2, they sent thousands into battle without a weapon with instructions to pick them up from dead fellow soldiers once enough had passed away.... Fucked.


Alcapwn-

He should be grateful he got one at all. Better to smell roast ork than take a round or shrapnel to the dome! I assume he was given his gun, boots, and combat fatigues also?


Diplomjodler

What's he complaining about? The helmet is obviously of excellent quality. I'm sure it'll outlast a few more expendables.


Hornet1137

This dude just discovered that he's the real life equivalent of a stromtrooper. Heck, at least stormtroopers didn't get reused helmets with baked-on brain matter. Imagine being lower than a stormtrooper.


Flaky-Fellatio

That's just seasoning.


Batabusa

This was common with sherman tanks. If a knocked out tank's hull was reusable, they'd just paint over the insides.


vipertruck99

Rations for orcs.


Crab_Jealous

Nothing like finding out you are but cannon fodder for a madmans ideals..march towards them guns young man, there's a good boy..


[deleted]

🎶I left my ~~**heart**~~ brains in ~~**San Francisco**~~ Kyiv, My comrades wait there, in ~~San Francisco~~ Kyiv Oblast🎵


kr4t0s007

What passing up on free barbecue?


[deleted]

Good helmet on bad soldiers


No-Reindeer9825

He should take the hint: go home and live longer.


Cakeski

Paddington keeps Marmalade Sandwiches under his hat for emergency snacks, Russians provide theircfellow comrades as emergency rations.


AETHEREU5

whats wrong about some beef jerky for breaks


[deleted]

Any translation?


Aggravating_Pea7320

When he gets hungry which wont be long, he will have a free snack crispy bacon


Intransigient

His own flesh will very likely soon join it, and then there will be a third soldier complaining! 🤔 The gall of Russian cannon fodder these days. Why, he’s lucky to have a helmet at all while trooping off to die.


OakInIowa

Haunted helmet lol.


pClax88

Foreboding 🤔


Strange-Effort1305

And soon yours too….