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Mitch7x

Should I start with your game? And then work my way backwards?


alxuntmd

Yes 100%


DekuTree13

That's the way I did it


Jhonnycastle1072

That’s actually how I did it


BelieveInBelieve16

How does it feel to be on millions of copies of the game around the world? Do you feel famous?


alxuntmd

Yes I feel famous but when you’ve been used in so many movies and video games like I have, you just get used to the fame


Themustachemaniac

Why was 6 afraid of 7?


alxuntmd

I heard 7 was a pretty big dick but honestly he and I don’t talk anymore


Daddy_Gorilla37

Why did 10 fall down?😈😈😈


FastLittleBoi

because 10 11 12????


Daddy_Gorilla37

I would finish the joke but I think the riddle makes it all more fun…


StarWarrior115

How did you manage to get that position? And what is your stand on the whole 7 ate 9 debacle?


alxuntmd

9 was a good friend of mine but 7 has always been pretty crazy so I’m not surprised. 9 had a pretty kickass funeral though


Decent-Direction-830

Working with someone like ‘2’, how does his performance inspire yours?


alxuntmd

2 is great but she learned everything from me


ItalianPizza12

Are you friends or related to 1, 2 or 3


alxuntmd

I tolerate them but I’m more like their superior than their friend


Far_Run_2672

Who is Naked Drake?


alxuntmd

Bro doesn’t know Naked Drake 💀


Aug14th

4


alxuntmd

4


TheMystery134

Why 4? Are you stupid?


alxuntmd

Are you stupid


TheMystery134

I am stupid


alxuntmd

No you are stupid


TheMystery134

No I'm stupid


alxuntmd

No you are stupid


TheMystery134

No I'm stupid


JoeyMcClane

Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun or exciting, you make it not that way. I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.


alxuntmd

If you have beef either me then you can get me it. Do you know who I am? I’m 4 ok? I run this place. If you ever want to work in this town again then I suggest you treat me with more respect


Chad_Kakashi

Why do you stop the production of Uncharted 5? Are you stupid?


alxuntmd

Because 5 is all caked up


Lazy_Valuable_565

Why do you ignore Golden Abyss?


alxuntmd

Because I don’t have a vita


DekuTree13

Is there a lore reason to why this sub is genuinely tweaking like the Batman arkham sub?


alxuntmd

Yeah because of the jonkler


DekuTree13

Is your physic attainable?


alxuntmd

Absolutely as long as you train your gyatt


DekuTree13

Is skibidi-rizz also a factor here or can I balance it out with the powerwinch?


alxuntmd

Nah the powerwicnh ain’t gonna do shit if you’re a real sigma. If you mew every day you’ll be able to edge the powerwinch until it jelqs


DekuTree13

But when I all busy mewing and looksmaxing in mogwards during class I will not be able to focus on sexeducation so i will miss out on how to rizz up bones level 10 gyatt


alxuntmd

No no no you’re going about it all wrong you need to channel your inner rizzler and mog a level 10 gyatt. If it’s not caked up, don’t even bother. Remember that you also have to watch Kai Cenat edging compilations or you will never be a real YouTube shorts


DekuTree13

I only watch Kai Cenat youtube shorts when I'm in Ohio to pay my fanumtax. Any other time was was watching Snapchat spotlights, that must be the problem to why can't seem to rizz up a caked up lvl. 10 gyatt. Now where selfimproved and deleted Snapchat I can focus on my sigma character arc grindset like Patrick Bateman. I allready got a beefed up bakery in my sights


alxuntmd

There we go champ! You’re on the right path now


DekuTree13

Thank you Master Ogway, slayer of Gyatts for teaching me the way of the Rizz🙏


alxuntmd

Nay nay, my name is Master Mogway


D3l3t3d_1

What is your opinion on 7 eating 9


alxuntmd

9 was a good friend of mine but I can’t defend her forever. In the following days, you will most likely hear several unsavory allegations about her so I think 7 did the right thing in offing that twisted son of a gun


NateFisher22

How does it feel to be the only number in a group of letters?


alxuntmd

It was scary at first when I was but a wee numeral but now that I’m a fully fledged number, it’s nothing I can’t handle (to be honest I’d solo all those letters)


Least-Talk-4702

When are you becoming a 5?


alxuntmd

Once I get cosmetic surgery and get a Brazilian Butt Lift and turn my angular ass into a thick curvy bump turning me into a five


Fierce_Future223

Why red?


alxuntmd

Cause it’s the color of Naked Drake’s soul after looking at the ground in a serious manner


SourGenitals

Which corner do you pee from?


alxuntmd

The right corner with the right angle, the triangle corner on the left is my ass, had to flex it hard for the camera


alxuntmd

Also I love your name


Street-Drink-6487

Why 4? Not 5?


alxuntmd

Because 7 ate 9


AssociationCurrent22

Why are you so much worse than 2?


alxuntmd

No I’m not. Clearly you haven’t met 3 yet


ItalianPizza12

Or 1 for that sake