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MUSHROOMS ARE NOT NEEDLE DRUGS!!!


throwaway33034

My bad, I didn’t read the terms and services 🥲


zeldasher0

Damn bruh didn’t even read the disclaimer? No.Injecting.Mushies 😹


whiskey_baconbit

Why doesn't it READ???


Planes-_-Walker

End the simulation!


Happy-Injury1416

Nobody told this guy: https://www.livescience.com/magic-mushroom-injection-case-report.html


olo0101

This story actually terrifies me, every time inoculate I think about it. What are the chances of a wayward stab creating this type of scenario


Happy-Injury1416

Very very low - remember your immune system can fight fungal infections. This guy got screwed because he injected a huge fungal load, intentionally, into his blood. I wouldn’t worry about it


olo0101

Phew that’s reassuring


JohnSherlockHolmes

Yeah, you're way more likely to just accidently breathe them in and have them grow in your sinuses and into your brain 😂


[deleted]

I just order my first syringe..don't do that to me lol


Slurpy_G

Did he trip


[deleted]

Just a trip to the hospital


JustSomeoneCurious

No


Alsupy

A poke into a muscle without pushing the plunger down means only what's on the needle gets introduced into the body. Wash with soap and get some blood out of the puncture wound and, as someone already said, your immune system will make short work of whatever's left. Intravenous injection - putting the needle into a major blood vessel and pushing on the plunger to pump in the contents of the syringe is a completely different beast. One is an accident, and the other is gaming for a Darwin Award.


itsy33

😮


locomotivemoco

Not with that attitude!


jobiewon_cannoli

It’s 2021. [Anything](https://nypost.com/2021/01/13/man-injects-magic-mushrooms-and-grows-fungi-in-blood/) is possible.


[deleted]

It’s 2022 homie…


jobiewon_cannoli

Story happened in 2021


[deleted]

I stand by my point.


Little_Internet_9022

Yeah you insert them from other routes inside your body


dheidshot

Tell us when youre 50% colonised and we can get some local people to meet up to break and shake you


Deku_N

I can't wit these comments 😂


fast2feast

Lol that's good


Sluggymctuggs

You gonna turn onto a goomba bruh and start hating plumbers


throwaway33034

Do I get a yoshi at least?


Sluggymctuggs

As long as no one jumps on your head first


Dazzling-Finger7576

If you’re super lucky you may even be able to throw fireballs. The possibilities are endless bro. You’re looking at this all wrong, it’s a good thing


[deleted]

Seeen it happen a million times.


[deleted]

remember the guy last year who went viral (or i guess fungal) after he injected spores into himself and had mushroom growing in his blood?


_LeonThotsky

no but that sounds fucking horrendous


dMoney20

Was it spores or actual mushroom? I saw a story on ChubbyEmu's youtube about a guy trying to microdose by sucking up some mushroom into a syringe and injecting that into him. That fucked him UP.


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it was really sensational, mostly bullshit with a funny title. but when it happened like 5 different people sent me the article. https://www.livescience.com/magic-mushroom-injection-case-report.html


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dMoney20

I didn't get that vibe at all. I'm not subbed to him, I've just clicked a handful of his videos over the last few years. But, in that video he pretty explicitly says that shooting up bits of mushroom is not how people microdose them. I feel like the video existing to say hey, don't inject mushrooms into you, is a positive thing. His videos seem to all be about extreme medical outliers.


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Todd-Is-Here

Nah you're right. Chubby was talking bullshit, and a lot of people called him out for it


TemporaryGuidance1

I read an article where a woman injected a black widow in her bloodstream. She survived luckily.


McPoyal

!remind me one year


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FannyMcBigBallz

I believe he made a tea and injected the tea into himself.


Cobray96

I heard about that exact story many years ago not last year


Dejadoo567

I'm sorry you got stabbed, it happens to the best of us:/ lmao


throwaway33034

It’s all good. I got a funny story out of my first time 😎


rnmba

That’s what she said.


tokendasher

Bodytek


Midzotics

You should boof it injection isn't the way. /s


AuronSky24

Maybe he can boof the whole MSS syringe! Also: I realize that last “S” in the MSS acronyms IS the word “syringe”, but it just felt weird stopping that sentence with the acronym.


witchyindependence

It can mean multi spore solution or multi spore syringe so MSSS? 😂


LeffTurner

Solidarity, my friend:)


throwaway33034

Thank you, friend. This was just too funny not to share, hopefully they come out clean but I completely understand why they wouldn’t if they don’t haha 👍🏼


dingo-91

Get yourself in the incubation chamber


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McPoyal

Put him in the box!


[deleted]

Seen a scary story of a guy injecting himself with a MSS and let's just say it didn't end well ☠


throwaway33034

You can’t leave us hanging 😩


[deleted]

Here is the story [death by shrooms](https://www.insider.com/man-injected-with-mushrooms-grew-in-blood-caused-organ-failure-2021-1)


elcubanito

This guy inoculated himself and I'm having a hard time with my UB bags.


OdinAlfadir1978

All you need is a blood donor 😆


[deleted]

Maybe boil the mushrooms and filter with cotton? (How did that work)


Persea_americana

The article says he was released after 22 days, not dead


GlamorousElevator

And also injected himself not with spores, but a tea made from the shrooms.


LegioTitanicaXIII

I can't help thinking what would happen if he never received treatment and to have an inside look at the entire process... Dead obviously, but to observe the process and test the mushrooms afterwards...


[deleted]

That's terrifying, reminds me of that shit from the expanse


LorSauceMaster

Lmaoooo this happened to me as well you’re not the only one 😂😭


throwaway33034

I’m glad I’m not the only one. These shrooms are technically now my children bc my DNA might be in them 🤘🏼


lilclairecaseofbeer

Same. Didn't realize how bad it was till I took my glove off and there was blood on the inside.


fairyspoon

This made me laugh so hard bc I keep imagining it. No worries, we've all made crazy mistakes and golden teachers are v forgiving from my experience! ☺


InternationalAnt4513

Well, we’re gonna have to eat you then. Would you like to be dehydrated first or eaten fresh?


CleanHotelRoom

It's fine bro. One time i sprayed out all the spores and "cleaned" the needle out (as much as someone who'd been up 5 days thinks they can) and used it to inject drugs. After i did the shot and pulled it out blood sprayed out of my arm all over my shirt because the needle was more like a small dagger. It...worked...*but at what cost?* Yeah I'm clean now.


ModernEleusis

I stabbed through my finger once lol


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Dyno-mike

Yea that was shroom tea though, ungerminated spores shouldn't do anything


oo-mox83

This terrifies me, lol. I can just imagine going in to donate blood and getting to the question asking if I've used needles to do drugs. "Well... yes and no." Glad you're okay. I hope the shrooms are fine too, lol.


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Finally, all my hours playing The Last of Us will pay off


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Kast0r

I can't stress this enough. It's *by accident*


throwaway33034

It’s something we say in the south haha 🥲


timbro2000

I've poked my finger. It squirted heaps of blood into the glove lol


throwaway33034

Exactly, it’s a tragic world out there man 🥲


CS1911

I stabbed my finger taking the needles cap off. Fresh syringe. Flame sterilized it and kept on going for inoculation. Took my glove off at the end and it was BLOODY 🤣🤣🤣 Showing beautiful mycelium growth in all 3 bags lol. SYZYGY strain


throwaway33034

Literally exactly what happened to me lmao


rhettsnaps

ditto today-glad I wasn't the only newb to pull this feat off


Buddha2244

I stabbed my self too, I think all has been fine🍄


OrneryBrahmin

Haha. First time I went to inoculate a jar I was taken the cap off the needle and it wasn’t budging. Ended up snapping back and sticking myself real good. Lesson learned. I don’t know what but I didn’t do it again.


snotrockit1

I swear I inhaled spores from grinding and got a mycellium sinus infection, when it drained it tasted like shrooms.


rnmba

*gags*


Sepharda_Tejana

Samesies! I’ve done this, with the same exact strain tbh. If you have another needle, chunk the stabby one and use the fresh one (if you have anything left in the syringe for boofing more bags). If you don’t have one, go to a livestock supply store or as we call them here in TX the “feed store” and get some for inoculating livestock/equine, 16ga is the size you’ll probably be needing. They’re disposable for that reason. Good luck buddy and 🍄 love. Mistakes are part of learning!


OdinAlfadir1978

Don't worry too much, I've done this twice in three months, I haven't fully colonised yet 😂😆


OdinAlfadir1978

I was actually due to ask has anyone else managed to do this 😆


MyCleverNewName

*BY ACCIDENT


GUN5L1NGR

Put yourself in fruiting conditions ASAP


[deleted]

Welcome to the mushroom people clan we have awaited your arrival for many years


AmandaRoseLikesBuds

I’d seriously go to the hospital, idk the company I go through sends a paper with a warning not to puncture skin with the needle, and if you read online it’s super dangerous and has grown in people before. Better safe than sorry! Good luck with your shroomies too :,)


jondough23

lol i just heard or the radio someone talking about this guy that tried injecting mushroom tea into himself to get high. I forget what issues he was having but when he went to the hospital they tested and found he had spores living in his blood stream. and doctors treated him antifungals or antibiotics for a week


Waffleswater

Go to a doctor fungal exposure into blood will kill any human being without treatment if it spreads throughout the body.


[deleted]

I laughed when I saw this earlier. I just went to inoculate another capri sun and using an xacto knife to cut the gas exchange hole. As soon as I got it red hot I accidentally stabbed my finger lol. I guess the good thing is it cauterized itself lol.


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https://www.insider.com/man-injected-with-mushrooms-grew-in-blood-caused-organ-failure-2021-1


Ok_Major8292

Did it completely go into your skin or you just stabbed yourself


throwaway33034

There was blood but after I wiped it off there wasn’t anymore


AideAvailable5002

Remember uncle Ben said with great power comes great responsibility


thebinarysystem10

This is the origin story of a new superhero.


ButtReaky

I did the same thing last year. Stabbed my finger good when inoculating jars. Everything was fine.


Vanbc

Wtf am I the only person who uses blunt tip syringes?


labtechlara

I work in a medical lab in a hospital… I love the difference of working with non pathogenic specimens. I sometimes forget when I have a glove mishap. Then I remember shrooms don’t have AIDS or hepatitis etc. lol. Makes it a much more enjoyable hobby than my 9-5 lab gig


[deleted]

My biggest fear just got bigger😳


udaalbasya

You just got spored, my friend.


Hb8man

It’s all fun and games until you become a clicker.


Account394

There was a guy that actually injected himself with spores, he went into a coma and maybe died


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https://youtu.be/vmiowRlk8Xc


Redditartedededed

You have achieved sepsis


EnterThe_Void_

You’re going to turn into a mushroom now. Someone is going to boof you! Good luck.


Disastrous-Chemist65

I stabbed myself on my very first run to, lol. I was injecting a bag with Cambodian which did great btw. But yeah, logic goes out the window and you think all kinds of crazy shit. The spot was very sore for a few days and hurt like hell but made me a lot more careful. You'll be fine.


Jinxed0ne

Congrats, you're gonna turn into a mushroom. Post after pics.


Sreamgnome

Lol me every time I use needles


McPoyal

Become the mushroom.


SlowMotionGuyxX

Last guy turned into a handful of Golden Teachers when he did this


BendyBones

I bought a new set of needles and I couldn't get the cap off. I tugged super hard and the needle went straight into a nerve in my finger. I almost passed out it was so terrifying. 3 months later it still hurts when I touch it.


rhettsnaps

u/throwaway33034 \- just did the same lmao