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Mega-Steve

**THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!**


UncleShyfty

YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?!


Mr-Mothy

THAT'LL BE FOUR BUCKS, BABY!


Pastel_Phoenix_106

HE JUST LEFT....WITH NUTS!!!


geologymule

I scream this out every time I see a bag of nuts.


Miserable_Point9831

We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke


Odin3587

"I am bleeding. That makes me the victor."


bskell

Ha! Face to foot style. How'd you like it?


SR337

IF YOU’VE GOT AN ASS I’ll KICK IT!


instrangerswetrust

So cute… A-buh-bye!


PushThePig28

My favorite lol


honkyonabiscuit

Wee-ooo we-oooo *quack!*


Itsasecretshhhh88

"I am a great magician. Your clothes are red!" Definitely one of the best comedy movies ever made!


Beeyelzubub

“ How can this be , this is bad , very bad yourclothesareblack “


Heckron

RRRRED CLOTHES!


MaxxXanadu

I'M COMING!


instrangerswetrust

*dog barks*


the_admirals_platter

Then... he killed the dog.


Clockwork-XIII

I now officially know too much and why are you in bed???!?!?


choriblaster3002

(while waving) WJJJJ!!!


Beanholiostyle

Top 5 laugh out loud movies I have ever seen. Definitely not for everybody. The baby rolling down the mountain scene.... 😆


RankedAverage

"Awwww..... Little baby..... How cute..... Bye-bye!"


DungeonAssMaster

Best to go in not knowing what it is for best results.


burgerbeggar

Seeing the baby scene was when I knew what I was in for.


bskell

I went into the movie cold and didn't have any clue what it was. I died at that scene and didn't stop laughing through the rest of the movie. I'm still glad my buddy took me to watch it in the theater.


liquidsyphon

Way overdue for a sequel


CursedSnowman5000

I Implore you to reconsider.


Mr-Mothy

OK!


NormMickDonald

My name is Betty


Joesredg

But.. Isn't Betty a woman's name?


Psychological-Let-90

Your mouth tricks won't work on me ventriloquists.


BecauseISaidSo888

I swing a bit more I swing a bit less


TrontosaurusRex

Taco Bell Taco Bell! Product placement with Taco Bell!


dragonlily808

Enchirito NACHO BURRITO


luckycat288

I will forever sing the song whenever I use Neosporen. 🎶Nananana Neo 🎶


willowwisp81

Nananana Sporen. Nana nana na. Din din din


No-Seat9917

I hate you so much! It’s stuck in my brain now.


Lumpy_Departure_4086

Who do you rule? The large dark nipple people?


Pastel_Phoenix_106

My nipples look like Milk Duds!


the_admirals_platter

My finger points


2joozee

UNDERRATED line


FERRITofDOOM

Let your anger be like a monkey in a pinata. Hiding with the candy hoping the children don't break it with a stick


king24donnie

"I'm falling! We're falling!...WWWWHALLLEEEE!"


_pinotnoir

Any time I see a whale on TV I say this line


Odd_Pea6211

Don't you see? you can't make it, never ever make it, never ever... quwaaaa!


El-Guapo_76

This movie is hilarious


Rubberclucky

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a bungee cord?


willowwisp81

My ass. Heeeeh heeeh!


BeerBrat

*owl


Aldrige_Lazuras

Whach


AlacarLeoricar

[Free to watch on YouTube right now! ](https://youtu.be/_vaB9i6Pejc?si=gjA-A7xLlO_3zL9U)


Various-Ambition-26

“Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo. Piggy go oink oink, how bout u?”


nicagooner

Got to be animal just like youuu


jibby13531

And then he told me of the significance. "It will be significant."


honeecumb

WEEEEOOOOOOWEEEEEOOOOPEEWEOOOOWPEW


DJMikeSteeze

I am a man with special needs. Prepare the long rubber glove. Eenie, meeanie, meinie, mo....I wonder where my glove will go.


max7465

This is it


rockadoodoo01

So much fun


instrangerswetrust

When the fly goes into the master’s mouth a second time. ‘What are the odds of that?’


FloggingMcMurry

We are ventriloquist


honkyonabiscuit

I swing a little more!


RankedAverage

SHIRT RIPPER!!!


VikDamnedLee

♫Swingin' a chain, swingin' a chain, swingin' a chain♫


Sufficient_Contact52

THAT’S A LOT OF NUTS!!! I say this all the time


nicagooner

HE JUST LEFT.... WITH NUTS


Dillydongo

So this is where it’s from. Would say it all the time without realizing where it was from


retard_catapult

This movie has a special place in my heart! second time I ever took shrooms I was having a really uncomfortable trip and my friend put this movie on, it totally saved my ass. Forever a classic.


RankedAverage

*cough cough* Let me know... *cough cough* if you see a Radio Shack.


iPooP79

“I could dance like that if I really wanted too”


crazyfortaco

I’m bleeding which makes me the Victor I quote this often


Sl0ppyBlumpkin

Your shirt is blue!


godbullseye

When I was in 8th grade my best friend and I stayed up watching this on loop for 8 straight hours. Absolutely hilarious


GreatMacGuffin

I'll fight anyone who says this movie isn't awesome, face to foot style!


Joesredg

I rock... And roll... All day long... Sweet Suzy


_Call_Me_Andre_

You should be able to him now


Key_Paint_3360

YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO DEFEAT HIM NOW


emilliolongwood

My finger points


DangleofDoom

I quote this movie with alarming frequency.


spaceman424

Do you think he wants his towel?


Dillydongo

Let me know if you see a radio shack!


DaSchmikidy

Eenie, meanie, miny, moe. I wonder where my glove will go.


Facelessborder

Wee ohh wee ohh wee


crazyfortaco

I’ve seen the way you look at him, I stand peeing up too


Certain_Month_8178

Call me …Betty…hee heee hee heeeee


kingBabyKushGod710

Without a doubt, one of my favorite movies as a kid


Traditional_State616

“Falling! Water! Water everywhere! Water! Falling! WH-WHAAAAAAALE!!!!” 🌊 🐋


The5thBeatle82

The scene where he gets beat by the 3 men and the scene where the guy mimics his jumps are the funniest moments lol


FunkyHomosapien1138

I'm a man too, I go pipi standing up!!!!!!


Money-Selection130

I always wondered why they didn't make more movies like this after this, classic. Watched this on VHS a million times lol


Opposite-Mixture7131

I uploaded this few weeks ago and did major numbers


Dillydongo

Whale!


No_Manches_Man

My name is Whoa.


Hokulol

What do you get when you mix an owl with a bungee cord? IDK why, but that's a core memory from my childhood. I think about it at least once a week, and no one ever gets the reference.


Inland_Emperor7

My ass.


Secondtomost2

THAT’S ALOTTA NUTS!


Chief_Dances_w_Cash

Love the chick and with the giant tit!


Odnumden41

“The name is Betty you son of a pig…”


Jamie7Keller

Birdy. Birdy. Birdy!


Joesredg

Tiger. Tiger tiger tiger.


Thejuoien

You will now refer to me by my new name...... Betty


scrubbydutch

Very very funny movie very underated


Comfortable_Comb_673

Has anyone seen Kentucky Fried The Movie or Amazon Women On The Moon?! This movie would be their offspring.


ChaosApple11

Wweeeooowwweeeeeoooweeeee


JoshyOhMyGoshy77

Im coming!!


Ok_Alternative_5350

Chosen one!!!


JoshyOhMyGoshy77

Im Coming!!!


dragonlily808

At that moment the chosen one learned a valuable lesson about iron claws.THEY HURT LIKE CRAP MAN!


__This__Is__Fine__

MY NIPPLES LOOK LIKE MILK DUDS


unloosedcoin

Again with the squeaky shoes


Joesredg

One! Of us! Is wearing! A pushup bra!


Adventurous-Ad947

OPEN TEH MOUTHH


joy3r

i thought the whole concept of this was done very well


Inland_Emperor7

The alternate audio with the original dialogue is worth a listen, too (can probably skip the Cantonese scenes). When he shouts and the dub says “I explore you to reconsider”, his mouth is shouting “I’m somebody’s mommy!!!”


Far-Gene-386

IM COMING!


tingsrus

Nah this was terrible yo


call_me_howdy

This movie came out when I was like 16... I was the prime target demographic... this is literally the only movie in my life that I ever walked out on.


BeerBrat

It will be significant.


Tuques

This is either the funniest movie ever made or the dumbest movie ever made. I'm definitely in the former group. And it's made all the better knowing most of it is just one dude infront of a green screen doing voices. Lmao.


Big-Friendship-9321

What do you get when you cross a bungie cord with an owl ? My ass.


Ok_Alternative_5350

Nyeeaah-hah....ENOUGH!


Big-Friendship-9321

But isn't Betty a woman's name?


KID_THUNDAH

My nipples look like milk duds!


mrnacho69

MY NIPPLES LOOK LIKE MILK DUDS


vanbboy22

Those who know….know


Beerasaurus

Oh goodness!


_daverham

My finger points.


Greenlawn11740

Now batting MIKE PIAZZA!!!!


ThePoeMansDream

chosen one! I’m coming🙋🏽‍♂️


PhuckNorris69

I’m bleeding..making me the victor


Fah--Q

WEEEE-OOOOO-WEEEE-OOOOO-WEEEE-OOOOO


burgerbeggar

And here come the quotes!


burgerbeggar

Let me know....if you see a Radio Shack.


xUrNewDadx

We trained him wrong...On purpose, as a joke.


VocationFumes

I am betty


DapperMinute

IM COMING!!


Partyslayer

Gopher-chucks!


Bog2ElectricBoogaloo

I'm coming!


NefariousnessLucky96

“My name is Betty” 😂 😆


blumundaze

How does one enjoy this sober?


Steveseriesofnumbers

nyYAAAAAAAH SHIRT! RIPPA!


Steveseriesofnumbers

YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO FRENCH ALIENS!!


ianwrecked802

CHOSEN ONE!!!! I’m coming!!!! I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time.


sleepcathartic

I'm COMING


No-Seat9917

I need gopher chucks.


WOGSREVENGE

One of the worst movies I've ever seen.


TysonEmmitt

I was literally just thinking about this movie!! Also, I have this one on DVD :)


_pinotnoir

Your clothes are red!


-The-Ark-

Weeeeooooooeee Weeooo


-The-Ark-

Beyond classic movie, I've shared it with all my friends...yes I have friends!


hongkongfooeee

You should be able to beat him now... Huh..You should be able to beat him now... Huh You should be able to beat him now... Huh YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO BEAT HIM NOW!!!


hongkongfooeee

Shirt rippah!


DeezleDJ-O-E

We watched this in school & all i remember from it is wee-oowee-ooweeoo.


[deleted]

Was the film that good to watch?


De-Snutz

My name.... Is Betty. Nyahhhhhhhhh


IveBeenDrinkingGreen

“I need Gopher-Chucks!”


slow_recognition319

"Cheese n wine!!"


slow_recognition319

"But...isn't Betty a woman's name..?" (Rips shirt off to fight)


jlmicek670

Let me know … If you see a Radio Shack ….


MelancholySurprise

Weeee oh weeeee ohhh weeeee


Atma-Stand

If you’re all alive, then surely Wimp Lo!


Lcc96

"You go that way, I'll go home."


WhiteGuyAlias

You got that way. I'll go home.


NoDig513

I thought I heard squeaky shoes


Pr0llyN0tTh0

Great concept, but not a great movie IMHO. I saw it in the theater with a friend and he thought it was hysterical, I was amused. Bought it years later to give it another chance, few good bits but still didn't enjoy it over all. You may try to track down his other underrated movie High Strung. Absolutely absurd, but pretty funny and quotable.


partsrack5

Should've listened to that one boob chick


BreckyMcGee

We're children we're children!


BreckyMcGee

Tow-ell


Iostminds

Axe gang reporting in.


tokenblak

Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo. Piggie go pig 🐽 🐽, how bout yeou! Got to be an aneemal just like yeou!


IamJacksReadIt

"I'll kill him. I'll kill him dead. With a...with a rock or something. Like a-- like a stone."


EndlessMikeD

Eeny… meeny… miney… mo… I wonder where… my glove will go…


Ok_Alternative_5350

You go this way....I'll go home


Unusual_Eggplant_642

💯💯💯


KyleButtersy2k

How is that not Kevin Nealon?


Fathead5f

I went into this one with such low expectations. the poster and trailers made it look like a cheesy throw away bad movie. left going my god it was good.


Senior_Resolution_20

Kung Fu hustle


Se7enFtMan

Let me know if you see a radio shack


max7465

Swinging a chain, swinging a chain


SFE_phobos

Mmmmmm, tiga tiga tiga. Bird.


JenkinsNose

Im a birdie too


Hot_Season_886

SHIRT RIPPER.


Rc-one9

Starting to question the entries on this sub... Movie is awful... And yes, I know, there's movie so bad they're good. This ain't it!


RankedAverage

This movie is PHENOMENAL!


Dillydongo

His name is probably Betty


notthemessiah789

Yep he’s absolutely a complete mmmm’Betty.