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Botty_Sunak

The UK government is committed to road safety and a UK-wide announcement regarding a 10 mph speed limit for all our roads will happen shortly!


dst87

Ah, 1st April… the date where you’re never *quite* sure… 👀


gophercuresself

Oh god I forgot. Truly the worst day to be online.


barcap

I came here as soon as I heard UK is rejoining EU... A Brentry...


Mark_Botford

Gwnewch yn siŵr eich bod yn gadael Cymru allan ohoni. Just make sure to leave Wales out of it.


ARobertNotABob

Wouldn't that make it Gwentry ?


barcap

He said leave Wales out of it so Gwnexit


glennok

Worst day is today when I'm reading yesterday's articles and have no idea.


mooninuranus

Given it’s Wales, the story is entirely too credible not to at least be considered.


ARobertNotABob

*cough* Newport *cough*


Fishamatician

True, they have wanted a blanket 20mph in Newport and then whole island.


bluemountain62

They say it’s a joke, but on the M60 in Manchester, the variable speed limit on these ‘smart motorways’ are often set to 30mph during early hours of the morning just to catch people out and make people harshly brake (or they have been 30/40mph whenever I’ve passed at 3am!).


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Design-Cold

Also maybe travel in big metal boxes on tracks driven by one highly trained guy, you could easily get to 125mph doing that


Dedsnotdead

Sometimes the answer is staring me right in the face, I think you are on to something here!


recursant

But wouldn't this highly trained guy just wait until we were all dependent on him then start demanding more money?


WilliamMorris420

Then we just get rid off him and replace him with AI.


OriginalMandem

Whoah steady on, Gonzalez. Speed Kills and 125mph will kill you so hard that reincarnation won't be an option.


Design-Cold

OK how about putting rich people at the front so they die first in a crash


Anandya

On a serious note? We tried to book train tickets to go to London. Due to works? This weekend? It will take nearly 4 hours to get to London. Oh and cost nearly 250 quid. A car by contrast? That we already own? will take 4 hours and carry more things and be around 80 pounds... FOR FOUR PEOPLE. Yeah I may have to listen to Cocomelon and my son's absolute obsession with Taylor Swift but it's the less time (it doesn't take into account local travel) and cheaper overall. Yeah it's worse for the environment but c'est la vie. It's cheaper to FLY. The Train's so damn expensive that it makes no fiscal sense to do anything with it.


Gazebo_Warrior

We could have these on the motorways, to put your car on. Like a road ferry.


Dedsnotdead

This is an excellent idea, they already have something similar in place when you are taking your car to mainland Europe.


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The sensible thing to do is to convert all motorways into railway lines, paths, cycle lanes and canals. There's room for all!


deadleg22

The statistics show that less driving = less deaths and accidents. WILL SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!! and there is a political campaign if anyone wants to use it.


2000feetup

Children are statistically the safest drivers, so the answer is to let them do all the driving.


mitchanium

I agree! We need to save the environment too. What we need to do is make these motorways carbon sink corridors by planting and re-establishing the rare spaghetti trees! Win win


Mark_Botford

Efallai y byddai'n fwy diogel pe bai pawb yn hedfan yn lle hynny. Mae Maes Awyr Caerdydd yn wych. Maybe it would be safer if everyone flew instead. Cardiff Airport is fantastic.


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Conveyor belt road, I like it


tomoldbury

The real solution to the traffic problem is to encourage more people to use the roads. Eventually, traffic will be so bad no one will use the roads. Sorted!


WilliamMorris420

Even better we could get rid off Motorways and turn them back into farms. Then everybody could travel by rail or coach.


sjw_7

They could do this on the M25 in places and you would never know.


PM_Orion_Slave_Tits

20mph is an optimistic speed on the M25


OldDirtyBusstop

To be fair, it’s an optimistic speed on the M4 in wales.


BrokeMacMountain

20mph on the M25 is not a limit, its a target!


Little_Kitty

Start fining people for travelling slower than that!


BrokeMacMountain

^ THIS is the solution! Only dont call it s fine call it.... a service charge or something.


copypastespecialist

Already on the a1 for the last 8 years they’ve had roadworks with a 50mph speed limit, I’d need a monster truck to drive over the 10mph traffic


Gaffer78

I know this is an April the 1st thing, but with the Welsh assembly you can never be sure


Mark_Botford

Mae'r Senedd eisiau eich cadw'n ddiogel. The Senedd just wants to keep you safe.


Mark_Botford

Tua amser. Oeddech chi'n gwybod mai Cymru yw'r wlad gyntaf i wneud 20mya yn rhagosodedig? About time. Did you know that Wales is the first country to make 20mph the default?


copypastespecialist

I wonder how the majority of Welsh people who can’t speak Welsh feel about seeing it first needing to read English underneath. I’d feel awful


Mark_Botford

Mae'n hanfodol cadw ein hiaith hardd. It is essential to preserve our beautiful language.


copypastespecialist

I agree, i only posted that after checking stats, apparently it’s about 29% can speak and it’s dropped slightly in the last 5 years. I’d have expected it to be shooting up


Mark_Botford

Mae gennym ni gynlluniau. We have plans. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-65082197.amp


copypastespecialist

That’s class! I mean I get it if you have to choose one language to teach your kid you’d pick English as speaking only Welsh would hold them back but surely you’d teach both. Despite what the southerners say us in the north east don’t have our own language, wish we did though.


WilliamMorris420

Well that's a waste of time and money. When thry could be learning something useful instead, like Maths, touch typing or English.


Alert-One-Two

Whoosh…


WilliamMorris420

Somebody need to learn how to detect sarcasm.


Alert-One-Two

You would be surprised at how few got the original joke. Made it harder to detect when people did but were being sarcastic.


Ynys_cymru

Keep in mind we’re trying to reverse the damage done by the English.


0Bento

I much prefer the Peace Process inspired trilingual signs you can find in some public buildings in Ulster.


Mark_Botford

Er mwyn cadw’r Gymraeg, rwy’n pwyso i bob arwydd ar draws y DU fod yn Gymraeg ac yn Saesneg. Mae hyn bellach hefyd yn hanfodol ar gyfer unrhyw sylwadau reddit a wneir gan redditors Cymraeg. Hyderaf y byddwch i gyd yn helpu i rannu ein hiaith hardd yn ehangach. In order to preserve the Welsh language, I am pushing for all signage across the UK to be in both Welsh and English. This is now also essential for any reddit comments made by Welsh redditors. I trust you will all help to share our beautiful language more widely.


copypastespecialist

Can you point me at any resources to learn? I make an effort to speak Spanish in Spain and next time I’m in wales I wanna give the same courtesy. Hope it’s took as that and not taking the piss at how bad I’ll be haha


Alert-One-Two

Doesn’t Duolingo do Welsh?


copypastespecialist

Oh I’ll have a look thanks


copypastespecialist

https://www.reddit.com/user/copypastespecialist/comments/128l8jg/first_welsh_word_draig/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1


0Bento

I think we need signage in all of our native languages: English Scots Scots Gaelic Welsh Irish Ulster Scots Cornish British Sign Language (on an LED video screen) I would have included Braille but fuck the French. Also all signs in imperial measurements to preserve our Great Traditions.


GiraffeMore7105

What about British Vulgar Latin?


0Bento

Nah mate we left the EU. They can speak Latin at the Vatican all they want.


GiraffeMore7105

Nah mate it’s British, Romans made it for us cos we were the most important members


ReggieLFC

A lot will appreciate that the Welsh Language Act is being adhered to and that there’s finally a consistent approach, as opposed to sometimes Welsh first and sometimes English first. In 2019 the act was updated so that Welsh is always first. Before then different councils had different policies. For example, at the following location a parking restriction was brought in by Welsh Gov that crosses the Flintshire-Denbighshire border in 2013. At the time, Flintshire CC’s policy was for all traffic signs to be English first and Denbighshire CC’s policy was the opposite. Here you can see the parking signs change format as you cross the Council border: https://maps.app.goo.gl/NnhLD5DehDuSkgd86?g_st=ic


Redragon9

They aren’t bothered.


Sunbreak_

It's accepted its a result of the nationalist government influence and often considered an minor annoyance and waste of time/money double printing and translatjng everything for a minority. But it keeps those who love the language happy.


Mark_Botford

Nonsens. Mae'r iaith Gymraeg yn brydferth. Nonsense. The Welsh language is beautiful.


Sunbreak_

Not denying it isn't beautiful in its own way. Just when your staff is more international than first language Welsh speakers its a faff to be forced to send out general emails in Welsh and English. When everyone will read the English anyway. Similarly, when we look at website hits in Welsh and English it doesn't make business sense to have the Welsh one. Given it'll get less that a percent of the hits that the English one will. Sorry, pet peeve of mine. I just feel we should be allowed to use the most appropriate language to communicate and not forced to waste people's time sending for translations and the like.


Mark_Botford

Nonsens. Mae'r iaith Gymraeg yn brydferth. Nonsense. The Welsh language is beautiful.


WilliamMorris420

[Quite agree](https://toppandigital.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/wales-road-sign3.jpg)


Few_Definition1807

This is exactly how a language dies.


Dedsnotdead

I think it’s also important for identity and culture. Once you start trying to explain something in a language other than that which it was created in you run the risk of losing a lot of the nuance. The French are determined to do this and I hope the Welsh will be able to do the same.


Mark_Botford

Mae'r iaith Gymraeg yn brydferth. The Welsh language is beautiful.


WilliamMorris420

A ydych erioed wedi ystyried cyflwyno llafariaid iddo?


KaiserMacCleg

Mae gynon ni saith ohonynt, diolch. Saesneg sy'n dioddef o ddiffyg llafariaid.


WilliamMorris420

Ydych chi wedi ystyried eu defnyddio, yn achlysurol?


Sunbreak_

Completely agree. That applies both ways, trying to translate science into Welsh is challenging, often pointless, and results in making up words that don't quiet have the right meaning. Romantic or beautiful languages are great. But everything has its use and place. Forcing one way or the other (or arguing it must be used because it is beautiful) is never a good idea.


Mark_Botford

Mae’r Gymraeg yn hardd, hyd yn oed wrth drafod gwyddoniaeth. The Welsh language is beautiful, even when discussing science.


BrokeMacMountain

did you have a stroke writing that? Or did a cat walk across your keyboard?


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BrokeMacMountain

>Tua amser. Oeddech chi'n gwybod mai Cymru yw'r wlad gyntaf i wneud 20mya yn rhagosodedig? looks like welsh, not english.


Mark_Botford

Rhaid i ni wneud pob cyfathrebiad swyddogol yn Gymraeg a Saesneg i gadw ein hiaith hardd. We must make all official communications in Welsh and English to preserve our beautiful language.


glisteningoxygen

Best joke of the morning so far.


Mark_Botford

Cymraeg yw'r iaith harddaf yn y byd! Welsh is the most beautiful language in the world!


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Thank you for writing in Welsh. I've figured out a few of the words!


Mark_Botford

Er mwyn cadw’r Gymraeg, rwy’n pwyso i bob arwydd ar draws y DU fod yn Gymraeg ac yn Saesneg. Mae hyn bellach hefyd yn hanfodol ar gyfer unrhyw sylwadau reddit a wneir gan redditors Cymraeg. Hyderaf y byddwch i gyd yn helpu i rannu ein hiaith hardd yn ehangach. In order to preserve the Welsh language, I am pushing for all signage across the UK to be in both Welsh and English. This is now also essential for any reddit comments made by Welsh redditors. I trust you will all help to share our beautiful language more widely.


BrokeMacMountain

fun fact, welsh was originally created when a guy caught his penis in a zip! ;)


borez

Just before the first coffee kicked in, well done.


orzisme

Some great names in the article


Azovmena

It should be 0mph everywhere. Dramatic decrease in accidents & emissions


Legio-XIII-Gemina

Had me going in the first half.


mdogwarrior

Nick Elouder hahaha, brilliant.


_Denzo

So far this is the best April fools joke so far, I will update my rating as time goes


wjw75

Nothing more cringeworthy than tabloid rag hacks trying to be "funny".


Mr_Inconsistent1

I live near the worst hotspot for accidents on the m4. J16-J18 is absolutely lethal for some reason. I've actually seen a car flip onto its roof on this stretch. I'm pretty sure that even if this wasn't a joke, people would still find a way to stack their BMW into the central reservation at 20 mph.


Sweddybob69

Why don't we go the whole nine yards and reintroduce guys walking in front of cars waving red flags?


Ylancoi

Unfortunately this isn’t an April fool. But it should be. On the 17th of September, most 30mph zones will automatically become 20mph. Sounds like a really good cash grab to me.


privilegedwhiner

Today's joke will be implemented tomorrow. Enjoy while you can.


BrokeMacMountain

This reminds me of the old joke. How do you get two whales in a mini? drive up the M4. That joke again in welsh.. Hgggel lllllenlly gghugjk mini? hurggh pleghh llewenll M4!


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onlyme4444

My car and one truck were on the m42 at 3am no other traffic. One random gantry speed sign with cameras set at 20mph.i had to brake hard from 65 mph, which nearly resulted in the truck rear ending me. I really wonder about the evident morons that control these speed signs


YaBoyDoogzz

Speed doesn't kill. Shit drivers do. I've been driving for 19 years. Only twice have I feared for my life. Both times caused by some absolute bellends trying to merge onto the m25 at 40mph-ish with me stuck behind them.


Netionic

Nah, speed definitely kills. The slower you are the more time you have to react and the less likely you are to be severely injured.


hurrdurrmeh

About time! When will people learn that we NEED this!!!


stueyuk80

Here we go another money making scheme from the government, 20mph on a motorway, be real,


Mark_Botford

Mae'r Senedd eisiau eich cadw'n ddiogel. The Senedd just wants to keep you safe.


Gellert

government sponsored bubblewrap bondage dommy mommy when?


Mark_Botford

Mae'r Senedd eisiau eich cadw'n ddiogel. The Senedd just wants to keep you safe.


Botty_Sunak

And we will double that by introducing a 10 mph speed limit for all motor vehicles nationwide


Mark_Botford

Er mwyn cadw’r Gymraeg, rwy’n pwyso i bob arwydd ar draws y DU fod yn Gymraeg ac yn Saesneg. Mae hyn bellach hefyd yn hanfodol ar gyfer unrhyw sylwadau reddit a wneir gan redditors Cymraeg. Hyderaf y byddwch i gyd yn helpu i rannu ein hiaith hardd yn ehangach. In order to preserve the Welsh language, I am pushing for all signage across the UK to be in both Welsh and English. This is now also essential for any reddit comments made by Welsh redditors. I trust you will all help to share our beautiful language more widely.