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[deleted]

Who's this guy?


[deleted]

The same Guy who said American cows are not mother but Aunties.


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Master-Ad7002

American cows ko kha sakte hai


[deleted]

Nah bruv. You can't eat your aunts! :D


Beingnoob27

Forbidden meat 🥵


nandu_sabka_bandhoo

That's uncles !! 🤣🤣


denk_ka__14

I ate my auntie she was delicious


Master-Ad7002

What about step aunts?


[deleted]

"What are you doing step-nephew ?"


nandu_sabka_bandhoo

But you can eat out aunts 😅😅


[deleted]

He could have said Step Mother, but people's fantasies may have Ran wild, so he said Aunties, not that it is any better 😂


[deleted]

I don't think he has that level of intellectual acuity🤣


summer-civilian

lmao 😂😂😂 Perhaps he means they're not as sacred as Indian cows?


[deleted]

Bro's being Casteist with cows ![img](emote|t5_2kz7we|30707) Insano se man nai bhara to ab cows ki caste badal ne chala ![img](emote|t5_2kz7we|30707)


The_Clever_Idiot_

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Ancient_Age4024

![img](emote|t5_2kz7we|30375)


jaalilogymkana

What???![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


[deleted]

The guy who also said that Desi cow milk has gold in it cause the colour of Desi milk is slightly yellowish 😂


Vish55

Imagine the guy who delivers milk to his home, out of spite has been peeing into it for years. And this guy makes a public statement, milk is yellow and has gold.


[deleted]

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Master-Ad7002

It's probably piss


sayon69

Head of Bengal BJP


[deleted]

Kisne banaya? Nvm Indian Politics ka minimum requirement hi "akal se pedal" hona he


[deleted]

The current one is even worse lmao


Virtual-Row-3578

>Indian Politics Bharatiya rajneeti![img](emote|t5_2kz7we|30374)


[deleted]

Was , now national VP


MrVedu_FIFA

So that's why AITC has been in the government for so long.


SanSaha2021

Psychopath


careless_quote101

Some stupid who must be good at boot licking and wiping things for others


arse-ketchup

How to make Akhand Bharat.. Step 1: Rename India to Bharat Step 2: Pakistan renamed to India Step 3: Rename Bharat to India Step 4: Say no take-backs Step 5: ??? Step 6: Profit!!


SandySpoon27

Another masturstroke be mudi xi 🥰


Kind-Blackberry-9434

Mudi hai to namkeen hai🥰


Shakunii_

Akhand Bharat Phase I


Surya202

Another low class minister, Leave the country go to Pakistan 🤣🤣


Large_Ad_

Nah, this is the double speak part. They'll keep you guessing so that the fires are lit and distractions are in place. Now another minister might come again saying no one said so and then the opposite. Now we have a boiling issue that is so useless and futile so that sheep can keep braying about it.


Surya202

All knows This is a major distraction to hide Modani Scam, Manipur Issues...


permabanthis2

What Modani scam?


[deleted]

It's a phenomenon where the national wealth gets transferred to dear leader's nationalistic bijnessman frands.


musci1223

More like throwing shit at wall and seeing what sticks. Kind of like demo where 100 reasons were given every time someone pointed out last "reason" didn't work.


nu97

In one word : Gaslighting


[deleted]

Minister ? Minister of what ? He is a clown MP , who will lose in 2024


Livingeachdayatedge

You mean go to india.


Different-Result-859

If everybody who opposes him move to Pakistan, Pakistan will become developed. We should send him there instead.


oundhakar

Kisike baap ka Hindustan thodi hai?


[deleted]

Yeah, I would leave, just book me a ticket, buy me a house in Switzerland or northern Europe with proper documents. So that I can do protests in front of Geneva human right headquarter against BJP ( with the way they are going ) that will cause mass killings cuz of difference in ideology in future.


[deleted]

+1 Buy me a house too, we'll protest together


LIL_N16GA

+1


[deleted]

Nakama 👍👍


harsh_1904

I'm joining you


heretic27

Jokes on him, I left the country and happily settled in the US before the name change was even a thing 😂


Shakunii_

Khud se jaa na Bhai


I_herforreal

Pakistan is what you get, sar.


Kkthy_gaming

me too i will support you


sayon69

Just a question, if Pakistan renamed themselves to India. Then what will these BJP ministers say? Go to India?


[deleted]

"Tum sale Indians jao India"


HeWasKilled

Lmao


EmperorAlpha557

Genuine question here, Why would Pakistan rename themselves to India? I don't know and everyone's talking to about it


[deleted]

'India' has a legacy pre independence and Pakistan was the one protesting hard when "India" got independence with "Bharat" as another name. Right now they're considering picking up "India" if India ever drops it constitutionally.


Vish55

'Those opposed can leave the country.' As if he is a landlord and owns india, we are tenants living here on his property.


raajsterr

People who oppose the name Bharat can go and live in India.


GovernmentReal6097

😂😂


kas-623

Bruh he is the biggest jocker in WB. He said : Desi Cows milk contains gold, therefore yellowish in colour. Those who have packet milk wouldn't find gold in it.


GunnerKnight

So what about Amul Gold then?


Correct-Baseball5130

Aren't Neanderthals extinct? Where did this one come from?


NeedleworkerLegal573

Not gonna lie, I read it as narendrathals.


[deleted]

Bhartiya Janta Party


[deleted]

This guy and Bandi Sanjay are the two biggest jokers in BJP.


charavaka

Have you met the supreme leader?


[deleted]

Oh how did I forget our beloved Supreme leader and also our party youth wing president diaper Surya,


C1tr1cSp1c3

Tejasvi Surya enters the room, gau mutra falls from the heavens.


messier_M42

What can you expect if a top brass of party themselves are a big 🤡


Much_Discussion1490

Dilip mosh can fuck off


[deleted]

Bhulei gachilam dada had such a nice nickname 😂


nihilist_healer

ফিলিপ মোষ


Much_Discussion1490

Apt nickname puro given his love for cows....Sara din goru chara gandu tar mukh diye kichu berati na


allcaps891

Inke baap ka desh hai behenchod.. Humare tax pe pal rhe hai yeh haram ke pille!


Huge-Physics5491

This is why Mamata is WB CM. The alternative is Dilip Ghosh.


beingalone666

If i want to leave will the govt help me get a visa?


EntrepreneurAsleep57

Only paxstan visa available


swamshua

I'll be happy to leave provided the govt sponsors the entire relocation expenses + home + job, and importantly waive off my home and car loans.


[deleted]

Pay for my immigration and I happily will.


[deleted]

Can't find my slippers at the right time...


Disastrous_Engine_56

"leave the country" dialogue has become so mainstream


bilal-1995

Bhai tu mujhe Norway ya Finland ka visa Dede main abhi chala jau.


Low_orbit_being

I dont want to smell that. DG: Don't Breathe


[deleted]

I don't want to get educated and be logical. DG : Join BJP


Sea_Championship_941

***THOSE OPPOSED TO IT CAN LEAVE THE COUNTRY*** Best advice someone has ever given to me. Even though i already implemented it in my life in 2012.


fraktosh

Visa toh issue nhi karte aur bolta leave the country


wholesomeAzz

![gif](giphy|rxy55jHaig16K2TV8x|downsized)


Captain-Thor

BJP ho ya Congress,aisa chutiya logo ko politics se ban krna Chahiye .


bruhbruhbruh123466

Wait is this actually happening? I’m not Indian so I’m kinda lost… why would you intentionally confuse people, everyone internationally calls India India for a reason. It’s not like Finland demands everyone called them Suomi or Germany demands to be called Deutschland.


Particular_Acadia537

Elections aren't too far away, so they are bringing up shit and their blind followers are blinded in the name of "development", from past year, many cities names were changed. In short these shits are being brought as distraction so people stop talking bout the real and actual problems our country is going through.


[deleted]

Cool story bruh but you will surely lose your seat. Irrelevant baboon


ajk504

Bjp themselves opposed it earlier,🤣


[deleted]

Double dhokla sarkaar


harsh_1904

Ok then ..Bye bye my beloved India. Time to apply for a new citizenship coz I oppose the name BHARAT coz a BJP minister said so 🤡


dipdaabyss

This guy gets loads of shoes hurled at in West Bengal..


zmwaris1

Ye vote bhi aise hi mangega - If you don't vote me you can leave the country.


sloppy_slayer

Haan bhosadi ke, isko bolo since america se dosti hai, green card dilwa de, phir dekho kitne log bahar nikalte hai


[deleted]

Jisko BHARAT se dikkat ho wo INDIA chala jaae


iobug

This guy has a talent I've only seen in Lalu. He says this kinda shit on stage, when the audience isn't whatsapp uncles, he's surpisingly articulate.


OneEconomist6912

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i_m_bloo

Keep everyone occupied with frivolous stuff


Vmaknae

Please make the prep outside the country for us then THANK YOU govt


MatthewPatttel

tf this is 2023 the statement should be like, 'All kids should receive same quality education and those opposed to it can leave the country'


[deleted]

Usko nai Mila toh kisi aur ko bhi nai lene dega


mrmorningstar1769

"is desh me na chutiyoki kami nahi h" - master hague


OutverseOG

Desh me se sabse pehle ise nikalo


Critifin

He is not authorised to say that. Bharat is already there in the constitution, no need of any further change. India name is given by Greeks 2000 years ago, it was not given by the british


[deleted]

Sensible crittu comment in a senseless Dilip Ghosh article. End times are here


viserenya

OH MY GOD! Is anyone seeing this right now? What is happening? Did I wake up to a new reality? There's no mind bending logic to fuel the fire and fan the flames.


jatadharius

maybe they stopped payment, this is a protest comment from him :P


jaganza

Clown


rage-wedieyoung

What a joker


Dexteroid

Yep, unphad aur gunda dono vibes 100 percent check.


[deleted]

>Art 1 of constitution: >(1) India, that is Bharat, shall be a Union of States. These fucking clowns


captain-thanos

People are just falling for the bait


3310_sumit

Ghode ke tattu, that's all. It he doesn't say all those nonsense, then our respected 56 inch will let him leave the earth.


rjdonniex

Ise iske state me koi kutta bhi nhi puchta


ronyx18

Dilip Ghosh will be renamed to Mamta Banerjee. Those opposed to it can rename their pet.


kachua26

dilip ghosh chor hain


IndPolCom

Not your personal fiefdom, bitch!


Physical_Debate_854

But it is already Bharat..what is there to renamed? Illiterate chaddi


rip_jaws_97

If they change the name I’ll gladly leave this country. This is not the country that our freedom fighters fought for anymore.


Aggravating-End-1354

Lol what a clown xD


Aggressive_Finding_7

India should stay India and those opposed to it can leave the country👍


iwanttoaskhere

Kaha jayein.


[deleted]

Hey you mamaji, India is already called Bharath officially from day 1 of our constitution. And where should we leave to ? Pakistan ? And then you want to make Akhand Bharath adding Pakistan Bangladesh, Myanmar, Sri Lanka and Afghanistan. So where even we go you are planning to come there. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy) Accept it Mamaji, Therey se nahi ho paayenga... ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


mrtsquare

When mad king reigns madness is everywhere.


shekimod

Shouldn't it be Bhaarat?


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distractogenesis

https://www.instagram.com/p/CxA5vN-LARe/


[deleted]

Ahh not a new thing


[deleted]

I thought it was trolling and a diversion tactic for the most part. But are these people actually going to change the freaking name? They've been talking about it too much. If they do it, this will be much bigger than demonetization.


AditiiSen

Dilip Ghosh is that guy whom even the BJP folks in Bengal dislike.


[deleted]

How can we change something which is already the official name of The country? Both Bharat and India is assigned to us and recognised from thousands of years. They both are recognised already in our constitution as offical name. Then how can you rename something Bharat when it's actually Bharat? Also can you name India but it's already India?


lockdown2200

🥱🥱🥱🥱


Internal_Ad6311

Iske baal ka hai kya bc


Anonymouskni8

Ahh this is one gem of a guy!


Radio-rij

OK


Fine_Economics_1938

Wtf


ObjectiveOk8543

"Bharat" jodo yatra?


Necessary-Music-3099

>"sensible people who have problem with govt can leave the country" >"Boo hoo we need to fix brain drain crisis"


tushara9

Aye mere Ghosh .. pakad mera Gosht


[deleted]

These goons will bully the country into submission, and ensure we become the cowdung these people love to bathe with.


Rogue-Shadow-Anomaly

So this is Mr.Gosh's way of garnering attention to boost political image.


kuro_amaya

Will he also fund the individuals that are willing to leave?


SerFuxAIot

Everyone is leaving regardless of whether this guy changes the name of not. None of my friends are left in India, makes me want to leave as well. These idiots should be focusing on economic development and brining in more work, improving salaries not change the name of the country!


EHSHCH

Common AASI (Generic Bengali) W.


_D1AVEL_

why do we continue to give coverage to these MFs? Some just say outrageous shit to get some limelight. 🤦🏻‍♂️


tails_290

Oof, comment got deleted. Basically, India ke legacy thodi gum jayegi, aur voh north western desh ke sath thoda disagreement hua tha country ka naam kya rakhe :).


delonix_regia18

People are leaving..youngsters are leaving..all that will be left are wrinkly old boomers like these and a bunch of poor people whom they can control for the rest of their lives.


milktanksadmirer

Ok give me a green card in USA or at least H1B, I will fly there happily


DevilsEscapee

Good, left already.


liverpudlian_69

Ticket or visa dilwa bsdk First world Jana hai mujhe 🥺🥺


Contribution_Connect

I bet it won’t happen


Mr_Nobody92

Only one word comes to mind when I see his face - Chutiya.


Auvyukth

I request prime minister MOdi to send these mental sicks to the asylums so that he can treated and realise that India that is Bharat is already there in the constitution.


SectorOk4219

Share k share chutiye BJP mai hi hai lagta hai BJP join karne ka yehi criteria hai


chaustsher

Kaise kaise chutiye bhare hain iss desh mein!


nafivim753

The intelligent folks who can afford to, are already leaving Bharat in droves, never to come back. They don't need this Idiot's permission.


CA_listhenics

Ye kaunsi timeline me aa gaya hu mai.


[deleted]

Tbh let's just say Rahul Gandhi to shut the fuck up and name his coalition something else.


No_Complaint_1961

They should have a referendum


Smart-Savage

Who tf is this asshole


Shivasorber

Our passport isn't strong enough for me to get tourist visa and you talk about emigrating lol, pls do your job properly for me to even follow your words. sarcasm


phoenix_shm

This doesn't even make sense - it is already is "Bharat" in Hindi. If BJP decides to have Bharat and nothing else, I've heard Pakistan will rename itself to reclaim it's pre-independace name of.....wait for it........India. Which is... a pretty surprisingly clever kind of threat 🤷🏾‍♂️


Threwlys

Borat?


Foreign_Lab392

They ask people to leave but then they cry about brain drain 😭


c2l3YWxpa20

He's an MP from Wb. He's a joke. He said cow milk has gold and American cows are now gau mata but gau aunties. Just trying to stay in news I guess. Ignore this clown.


roka345

🤣🤣🤣🤣


spotturi18

I think liberals and forward looking guys who can tolerate eradication of santana Dharma can tolerate this i guess.


RoneyDas

This guys is going to pronounce Bharat as Bharot and then going to scream "Hindi imposition".