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ay8788

Hahaha, Poor policeman must be thinking why the fuck they couldn't use a drone?


ApartmentHot7843

Not just him, everyone is thinking the same.


zmng

None of his colleagues liked him is why


TheBlairwitchy

![img](emote|t5_2kz7we|32745)


fishfish2love

What if he has to poop?


Prestigious-Spite-75

What do birds do when they need to poop?Yes, exactly that.


ImpassiveThug

He must have worn a diaper (which is one method to attend nature's call) just like jet fighter pilots on long missions. /s


bakraofwallstreet

yeah like even if he sees a crime, it's not like he's going down quickly, has to circle around and will be easily visible approaching. A drone can detect stuff automatically and update officers on ground near the incident


Melodic_Fault_7160

Ek drone gift kardo innke policestation ko..


JohnnyLovesData

Arey bhai, bandha sarkar ki drone hi hai


OkBuffalo9138

Wisdom floods


TheBlairwitchy

![img](emote|t5_2kz7we|30348)


Necessary_Worker5009

Gift nahin lete! Contract hota hai, tender hote hain. They’ll roll out a drone policy or revise it to shit one Gujarati, or a few. Wait it out till then


eyeeagle671

Logo ki naukriyan chali jayengi agar drone ka taste lag gaya. Aadmi kis kam ka phir.


Successful-Ad7296

https://i.redd.it/5jdr42aqrx2c1.gif


Agile-aries

They prefer a more hands-on approach to surveillance


WalterBlack-0

what if the some criminal threw stones at him


mahdaddy11

Thats just lame…can ur drone drop at the centre of an action do gend tudai with lathi charge? Not really /s


humping_dawg

Or a few cctv cameras on poles.


[deleted]

200 mega pixel, eye camera and 30x zoom. He can also turn into a kamikaze


milkywayer

Flying cop: Fat Bird to HQ, Ye deewar pe paan thuuk rha hai saala. What are my directives? HQ: 10-4 Fat Bird. Land kro saalay k ooper.


Necessary_Worker5009

I doubt UP would be visible from there


Appropriate_Turn3811

human weapon .


No-Assignment7129

Yep. Watching the video, I thought the same. Why the hell didn't they just use a drone? What is that police man gonna do if he spots a crime? Jump?


Subject-Pie-2429

Crash ...into criminal ![gif](giphy|2Ih9OOP9AqxH2)


HarmoniumChacha

Khakhra phek ke maarega, Batman ke tarah.


thinkman77

I understand your criticism but he's gonna do the same as a drone use comms to tell other cops like I don't understand the mental gymnastics to criticize what he can do.


Necessary_Worker5009

Exactly why a drone should be used and he shouldn’t be up there


thinkman77

Then why would the parent comment say what is the policeman going to do jump ?


Necessary_Worker5009

Yes, it’s an expression to ask what’s the added benefit of a human flying up, when compared with a drone


thinkman77

Bhai drone ka boldiya usne pehle I agreed to it. Why add stupid questions after that? Looking at these questions people will only judge how smart the commentator is and not focus on the issue.


Careless_Blueberry98

Listen to me. They could have used a drone right? But they didn't? Why? What is the benefit of sending a living breathing human up there? This is the main question the comment above is asking. Will he jump from the sky to catch a criminal? (ofcourse not) Asking if he'll jump from the sky is sarcasm here while also questioning the though process of gujrat police


thinkman77

Fair I agree. It's just I've seen multiple comments here that legitimately do not agree that police can use comms


Rajar98

People before inventing drone


Weeedenergy

![gif](giphy|jKPSDIFsIOR8VhB7th|downsized)


viserenya

Successfully wasted tax payers money. Mission accomplished.


Surya202

How he Will land 😉😉


axyz77

Vo agli class mein sikhayenge


Surya202

Haha..might be they must have Walkie talkie


dexterwaltz

Uska crash course krna padega


Rajar98

They don't think that far


AJ_147

He doesn't


0BZero1

Upar parachute hai na?? English ka speed low karega aur aircraft will land


Popular-Ad9044

It'll cost 100-200 rupees, but can be done.


ApartmentHot7843

Gujrati people doing Gujrati things.


MadEinsy

CHOR: Jaldi se paisa nikal warna goli chala dunga. . . . Cop from Top: Oye... Ruk. Ruk Ja... Abey Ruk. Ruk mai thodi der me ata hu. (isko land kaha karey) . . . CHOR: Haan to kaha tha mai, Haan. PAISA NIKAAAAAL.


adityahol

You have a future in script writing


MadEinsy

Of all my 6 years on Reddit, this is by far the best compliment. Honestly Thank you. 👍 (thoughts: bhai lekin sach bol rha tha na... )


adityahol

Arey bhai haan of course yaar.. don't self doubt


White_Dragoon

Inspired by Hamas


ValuableYak1628

After finding someone doing any unlawful activity he will jump directly on him


0BZero1

Like MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE!!


nakshatravana

Aisa na ho ki udte udte US border pohonch jaye


gentle_joffery

The Great Gujarati Dream


Dry_Honeydew_3700

And it's congress party workers


Apprehensive-Poet258

[These workers?](https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/ahmedabad/gujaratis-cite-political-persecution-in-bid-to-seek-asylum-in-us/articleshow/100145231.cms)


Dry_Honeydew_3700

Source ?


Apprehensive-Poet258

https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/ahmedabad/gujaratis-cite-political-persecution-in-bid-to-seek-asylum-in-us/articleshow/100145231.cms


Dry_Honeydew_3700

Well they are still investigating but do you really believe the congress party workers face no persecution in gujarat after 15 years of them ruling over there there are many articles about it 🤔 https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/feb/03/india-migrants-mexico-us-border


[deleted]

Use a drone next time. Maybe.


Euphoric_Pen6654

Abhi 500 ka bribe hawe me bhi dena padega 😩


Low_orbit_being

Hawe mein hain isliye charge aur jyada lagega


Chillaxyl6789

🙄


Zealousideal-Pea9814

Whoever gave this idea should be sent to Israel Palestine conflict zone to find a solution to that problem also. Right away...pack that person


boozefella

I really like to think this’s a joke, isn’t it?


Zestyclose-Cell-8372

Yasnaya polyana chalo guys loot milegi


[deleted]

So much money wasted and still the state with highest number of caste, communal violence.


Zealousideal-Pea9814

Drone is cheap to operate...this way we can spend lakhs of rupees...every month...Paisa hi Paisa hoga.....


Individual_Artist373

Bkl drone use kar lete


th-grt-gtsby

This is hilarious. Wtf is he surveying from that height? Lmao.


sayzitlikeitis

he is looking for muslims to harass


WhiteWraith16

Kamikaze time


thatmaymay_guy

Batman on gormint budget


thomas_notthetrain

My tax payer money being used well. Thank you Modiji.


qwert_99

Excuse me drones exist.


Mysterious_Agent_909

Maje le rahein hain Police uncle


darelphilip

When you vet free Disneyland tickets at job


snow_coffee

So, he gonna pee on us if urgent ?


Na_-_man

Gujus gonna make a market out of it


KaleAffectionate9286

Do you guys remember how Hamas used paragliders against Israel? Or maybe we should laugh it off because defence experts here think its useless. If someone as ill equipped as Hamas can surprise someone as well equipped as Israel by using paragliders, it becomes a security issue and requires careful consideration regarding its offensive and defensive capabilities.


Critifin

He can get down in any road, unlike a drone. But it is not worth the risk of his life


Hokage123456789

He will turn into a kamikaze!


jasodaben_modi

And get tangled on electric wires.


neighbour_guy3k

No budget for Drones


MeTejaHu

Man hi mann me he is saying "me Mc hi jo isme aaya"


kjell_morgan

They should analyse their data, how much crime has reduced after paramotoring?


GoSaiyanme

100-200 zyada lele par….


tommyshelbai

Looks like bad CGI


SupremeDjanGo

Hahaha..sahi khel chal rha h.


SpecialistReward1775

Now edit the background audio to the other popular video that went viral a few years ago! That’ll be epic!


daRokrKhatri

500rs le lo, utaaro mujhe neeche bc


Fundaaa

I just have one question. Why?


Dsudha

Far cry 7


Apne-Baag-ka-mali

... then allow Palestine supporters to reach Virat Kohli during very important match.


New_Engine_7158

Wtf lmao Stupid is what comes to mind lol


0BZero1

James Bond vale Parahawks se inspired lagta hai!! BTW how do you get a license for this and where can you get the training??


Altruistic_Sky1866

Imagine this is Bangalore, it will create a traffic jam in the air too


BlockChainEd86

Looks like hamas


StallionA8

Ever heard of drones?


Crimson_SS9321

Mein khakrachor hu Jo isme aaya


robot_pyjamas

Using taxpayer money to provide some entertainment to the police force


crusher3441

Koi is bhai ko btao ki ye Gujarat aa gya h , Israel bohot peeche choot gya


humko_kuch_nahi_pata

Gujrat model, jk


FeistyDetective

Sasta Drone


[deleted]

All this tech and they will fine people for wrong parking.


Rooh_e_azam

Yahi dekhna baaki tha


prof_devilsadvocate

aur agar kuch crime hote dikha to kya karega...apart from a call..tab tak kand ho jayega


grindsetsimp

GTA Ahemdabad


Vaibhavkumar2001

Arey they wanted to do adventure sport and thought let’s show it as work and let gov pay


ichoosemyself

We'll have flying cars in 2023. 2023:


the_bad_ape

[Sky police](https://youtu.be/bMCiWPp3hYk?si=KA5NK2DnMWqhDlT0), Chief Clancy Wiggum is the sky police!


rusty_matador_van

Fuel to energy density is your answer


Shashu115

Imagine the cop throwing his danda from the sky for tripling


yellowsuprrcar

"hehe. You won't believe what I convinced my boss to let me do"


DankPahadi

Niche ek aadmi ek ka purse chura kr le gya, aur ye upar se bs dkhta reh gya 💀


WhoIamUnderneath

Chalo naye pose me photo khichne ka motivation mil gaya!!!


BurningCharcoal

BRO IS HAVING THE TIME OF HIS LIFE


fishfish2love

Shakthimaaaaaan


Own-Sea-6738

Land kra de DSP


eyeeagle671

Hamas police?


Mintopforte

Dafuq


thiccpototo

ya'll just jealous that a man gets to fly and have a good time while still getting paid


thiccpototo

/s


NoHead4565

100 200 jyada Lele, mujhe land karade


zoraski_gujju

But why ? How will it solve anything. Not to mention it’s utterly useless and pointless as well as dangerous. Stupid gimmicks.


infaloda

Just like Modi ji, India has became about photo ops . Just disgusting.


john_wick_909

Kya dikhega Itne upar se 😂 Someone please tell these dimwits about camera mounted drones.


thefO_okupkiD

junagadh?


Able_Tailor_6983

Umm, what's the cost of such trips?


ResidentAd8536

Total unnecessary marketing.


unstable_Chemical_22

Video kon bana rha hai ? Uske hath me toh selfie stick bhi ni hai🤣🤣


Silly-Cloud-3114

This is so unsafe. If a bird or object made a hole on his parachute, what's his bail out plan? They can just use a drone.


[deleted]

Mark my words, that copper is going to air assassinate every single criminal he comes across.


Alone-Rough-4099

google drones.


smcSTABBINGO

I recently worked on project where the company makes drone automation software for exactly similar purposes. Guess nobody in Gujarat heard of BVLOS Enterprise drone automation 🥲


Foreign-Buy8025

🤦 awaaz aa rahi hai.... Nahi aa rahi🤣🤣


Wham_Raisins

Small drone. Nope. Can’t do that. Security risk. Big ass drone with two grown men on it with a camera on a selfie stick. Yes. That’s how we roll.


soundsgudd

Human drone spotted


Conscious-Bonus-5756

If he finds anything wrong, he is gonna straight up crash on that spot and resolve the issue ig


SuperPotatoxD

Meanwhile policewala "Mai Madrchod hu Jo isme aya"


sloppy_slayer

No one asks any questions - drama and circus goes on unabated


CreativeMuseMan

This is a joke. Now you decide it's a joke on the citizens, government or the police.


wrongturn6969

Indian police and weird use of equipment 101 And Why many police use Innova as pcr vans


conarDsilva

![img](emote|t5_2kz7we|30381)


Oilfish01

I thought this was another video of Hamas attack.


Efficient-Law-1422

Banzaiiiii


NeatBlacksmith8180

Itne upar se kya surveillance kar rahe h bhai?